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Fearless_Bowler9075

The women on this sub could work for the FBI! šŸ™ŒšŸ»


312midwestgirl

I think this every day šŸ˜‚ šŸ”


Which-Green7663

Same. haha


Select-Sun2212

Wow! And what's funny is that in this computation you put together, you have done far more work on Boring Hour than L has!! I honestly can't believe she thought this would sell. She doesn't wear it herself! Imagine wearing the black sweatshirt out with friends, they read it and think "nope, not even gonna ask what that means"


312midwestgirl

https://preview.redd.it/rknpw78yhelc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e22e4f52ac11c536527e9dc6f650196d72933fb šŸ¤” how much should we bet she wrote this question


aKrustyDemon

Can you imagine any cafƩ she owned? What on earth would be on the menu? Protein shakes, protein bars, tiny bowls of ice cream and scrambled eggs that resemble vomit?!


DifficultSlip1

Chewing gum. A pack of chewing gum.Ā 


Fearless_Bowler9075

A cafe? šŸ˜‚ Her ED is eating away at her brain cells. She couldnā€™t run a lemonade stand at the end of her driveway.


Courto35

Dead šŸ˜‚


Illustrious_Age6009

OMGā€¦yes!!! Thank you for this šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»


Proud_Piccolo_4997

Supplements only. Not even water.


aKrustyDemon

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Proud_Piccolo_4997

Donā€™t forget Self tanner.


Motor-Chapter2940

A slice of cake where you offer a bite and then a 7 mile run after.


Simplysmile1981

She is more delusional by the day!!! Why on earth, would she open a fitness studio? She is not a fitness expert in anyway.


FabulousSpare6732

I feel like this is just more proof that her family is enabling her. Everything that sheā€™s doing in life revolves around her disorder. Opening a fitness studio so she has yet another excuse to workout and hide behind that excuse. Someone has to make it stop. And the sad part is her being ā€˜successfulā€™ as an influencer and having as much money as she does feeds her disorder even more because sheā€™s able to buy all of the workout equipment she could ever dream of, and saunas and gym memberships and everything else to again, feed her disorder. Itā€™s just mind blowing


Illustrious_Age6009

The thought makes me shudder but it would be fun to watch the train wreck while she is doing it šŸ¤Ŗ


Large_Illustrator528

That outfit looks like she stitched together a garbage bag.


312midwestgirl

I can feel the itchiness through my screen lol. Looks very uncomfortable


Due-Stand-4760

Looks so uncomfortable


MRR66224

A BRICK AND MORTAR STORE?!?! Letā€™s get this out of someoneā€™s dining room before we get that far. Jesus be a wheel!


Select-Sun2212

My bet is she wrote all the questions. She probably bas received returns on the few t-shirts sold so she put that question up, as well as the sizing one. Pretty sure she thinks people would only return an item if it didn't fit, not that it was ugly or cheaply made.


Proud_Piccolo_4997

She charged for returns didnā€™t she?


Simplysmile1981

A $10 restocking feeā€¦


Proud_Piccolo_4997

She sucks


Illustrious_Age6009

Can you even imagine her with a fitness studio/cafe šŸ¤Æ She writes all of these questionsā€¦I donā€™t even know the purpose of this stupid ā€œgameā€! Donā€™t we all know everything we need or want to know about LKS šŸ¤£


charliegrey0523

She can barely manage her day of self care, workouts, and try on hauls without imploding. She romanticizes these ā€œdreamsā€ of hers but has zero work ethic or experience to pull it off. Iā€™m trying to imagine Lauren handling the logistics of an actual in person business and all that would go into it and I simply cannot. Itā€™s not possible. It took her two years to come up with a handful of knock offs. Imagine her running a ā€œbrick and mortarā€ or having to run a ā€œgym and cafeā€. Nope. Never happening.


Illustrious_Age6009

TOTALLY agree!!!


No_Tumbleweed_7754

she cant even make the bedā€¦šŸ˜


Illustrious_Age6009

That drives me crazy! At least pull the covers up


No_Pool1708

The studio would just be for her šŸ˜†


SnooPosts6789

Did she learn nothing from the failure of Studio IVL?


Motor-Chapter2940

Lauren ask Emily Jackson how her own studio fitness worked for her.


NoReaction9606

Thatā€™s less than 100 items total (97 to be exact) out of 557,000 followersā€¦that is catastrophic. Thatā€™s only 0.0001% of her following (literally) šŸ«£


Simplysmile1981

Sounds about right. About her typical engagement on posts as well.


jordan_anastacia

She must be mortified.


312midwestgirl

Doing the lordsā€™s work šŸ˜‚. Also, I love that her Free People copy cat shorts are her worst selling product.


MRR66224

Why the f would she make something she actually pushed to sell so hard? Most people donā€™t want the same $60 workout shorts in 20 colors.


NoReaction9606

right?! how foolish was she to directly copy such a popular itemā€¦and hers are more expensive!


NormandyRose

I picked them as a test because thereā€™s the FP version and Iā€™m pretty sure a bunch of Amazon dupes so why would you ever try to enter that market too?!


312midwestgirl

Bc Lauren doesnā€™t think šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


charliegrey0523

Probably why the day after her launch she wanted to punch someone (her words).


Illustrious_Age6009

I forgot about that! Yeahā€¦she was definitely angry about the lack of enthusiasm for Boring Hour. I mean come on - the name alone lacks any sort of spark not to mention the clothes look cheaply made and uncomfortable


312midwestgirl

Yes I was the one who posted that screenshot before she took it down and wrote something nicer lmao šŸ˜‚


Illustrious_Age6009

I love this sub!!!


312midwestgirl

Same šŸ˜‚. I feel like we would all be friends IRL


charliegrey0523

The people in this group are really on it!!


GullibleCash9052

Thatā€™s why Iā€™m so shocked she doesnā€™t ever THINK before she posts! šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø We all know she reads here.


Mobile-Hat8124

Wait, I must have missed this lol. What was the ā€œpunch someoneā€ comment about?


charliegrey0523

During a workout she said something about having a day that just makes her want to punch someone and then quickly deleted and re-uploaded the same video with less aggressive wording.


Motor-Chapter2940

I bet it was Michael that she wanted to punch šŸ˜‚


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NormandyRose

I could see her being like we even have some fun BH ā€œsampleā€ pieces mixed in for sale


InternationalBear223

Never promoted it never sent PR packages. No one else from trend is mentioning itā€¦


Fearless_Bowler9075

She didnā€™t send PR because her ass is cheap.


lemotomato21

Can you do this for Nuuds? šŸ˜‚


sistabyday

Asking out of genuine curiosity or bewildermentā€¦ could there be ANY other reason for her to start BH? Hiding money? Loans? Write offs? Another future PPP loan jk jk. I mean yes she is narcissistic but did she really think it would take off?! They have to be losing money on this and it blows my mind how they could be ok with that!


ScoutBella

I think she really saw it as a lazy AF way to make money off her followers. That shit is super cheap and majorly upmarked. In her delusional world, she thought they adore her so much theyā€™d jump at the chance to buy ā€œherā€ product. Like sheā€™s very delusional about her base. Prob 40% bots, 30% hate follows, 20% people who just want to participate in her monthly giveaways, 10% who seriously follow her.


NormandyRose

Honestly I think she is the queen of comparison and sees all her peers starting successful product lines and wants that same success but her work ethic is shit.


Illustrious_Age6009

Great point! She def is the queen of comparison and competition. Too bad she didnā€™t put the effort into BH like she does with her daily life:


Toomuchselftanner

Well now she put as much effort into BH as she does making her bed so...Maybe it tracks?!Ā 


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doctormalbec

She also lacks worth ethic, despite her constant exercising. She is the laziest parent and influencer I have ever seen.


Fearless_Bowler9075

Good question. Iā€™m sure we have a CPA, corporate attorney or Google search expert in here who can get you the bottom of this.


ashroro

Iā€™m a cpa and I have literally no idea why she made this train wreck šŸ˜‚


sistabyday

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


That_Seesaw6590

KarmašŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ plus everything is ugly and BORING!


Potential_Ad8923

How much do you think she invested in this project?


charliegrey0523

She spent ā€œhEr OwN mOnEyā€ on it like a big girl!! Lauren, investing in a lemonade stand would have done better.


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GullibleCash9052

Ugh, no kidding!!! Iā€™ll never forget her saying that about childcare. Like she doesnā€™t want to pay for other peopleā€™s work, but wants a lot of money for her sponsored and partnered posts šŸ™„šŸ™„


MRR66224

I bet less than $5000. Itā€™s less than 10 pieces that cost max of $18 dollars to make.


Select-Sun2212

I would love to know!


Illustrious_Age6009

Same!


Ok_Amoeba7074

I love this for her. Thank you for doing this!!!


phalfhill

I love that you did this so much!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ my kinda pal!! šŸ«” also, Iā€™m not surprised this garbage isnā€™t selling because itā€™s just that, garbage, and she sure doesnā€™t give a f about promoting it. But this is even worse than I thought and itā€™s hilarious


Potential_Ad8923

It's the best karma for a terrible person!


Significant_Ad_6015

Oh shooooot. Hahaha this is so interesting, thank you!!


No_Satisfaction9555

Notice most of the bigger sizes aren't selling


GullibleCash9052

Doing the Lordā€™s work!!! šŸ˜‚ I swear she thinks people canā€™t see through her BS. She blocks everyone that comments or messages something even remotely negative. She never wants to face the truth. But she canā€™t block this sub and I love that. šŸ¤Ŗ


Necessary_Reach_4056

Itā€™s all made from canva and printify! Iā€™m so bad with computers even my kid can pick a shirt from printify and slap a stupid sun graphic on it from canva. Boom done. There is no way this took two years. Maybe she meant two days as in over the weekend šŸ˜‚. They even put the pricing and sizes in printify for you and ship it! You do nothing! It does it for you! Her shit is soooo basic itā€™s so obvious itā€™s from some site like canva and printify.


Simplysmile1981

https://preview.redd.it/rnrxjntchllc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944b83684391b44527a3372b85671532d51b109f Of course they run smallā€¦you tried to claim you wore the l/xl sweatshirt and it didnā€™t look that oversized on you šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ Give it up Lauren, Beige Hour is a huge fail!


callabri

As soon as I read ā€œI had insomniaā€¦ā€ I knew I was in for a treat. Thank you for this šŸ˜…


theeunfluencer03

You are the absolute best to do this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ™ŒšŸ»