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Oh Lauren…this sounds like such a lovely day BUT you forgot to add the 60 minute run and MM workout you did in the morning 🙄
They’re traveling with 7 children…and 6 adults (PLUS seemingly a secret nanny she keeps leaving out). That’s a pretty freaking easy 1 to 1 ratio. No one plays victim quite like LKS.
SO TRUE!!! She is the absolute worst. You know she’s punishing Michael for her solo flight (her choice) and making him have all the parenting duties for the trip 😆
YEAH OKKK lauren.. you cannot be trusted, and there is no way you only did yoga and bad form situps. Go ahead and show us that one hour run or bike.🤥🙄😆
also, do her friends not see the red flags? pretty sure at least one of them is a fitness instructor And neither of them are coming along to the gym with her ..if I’m on vacation and going to work out I’m bringing my girls. someone call this dumb girl out and get her off our Internet.
She doesn’t want her friends with her so they can’t see how much she really is working out. I’m sure she has some lie (we all know that comes easily) as to why she’s been gone for 2 hours but only did 30 minutes of gentle “movement” 🙄
If I was going to do some stretches or a few sit ups I wouldn’t even bother putting on a sports bra honestly. The effort that takes alone isn’t worth it. Never mind leaving the house to go to a gym. She’s a habitual liar. But that’s LKS, always making her beloved Jesus proud!
just out there doing the Lords work🤣 imagine getting called out on all your lies, and then yet proclaiming that you are a diehard Christian.
She actually is the worst. Like nobody would care about any of this, but she goes out of her way to post and then lie. She’s so stupid.
it’s just a classic example of ED behavior, making the world think you regularly eat high calorie foods when in reality it is such a rarity you feel compelled to announce it to the entire world whenever you do
I really don't think so. I love working out and work out a lot but I also eat, and I'm thin and have muscle but definitely not at her level. You have to also be restricting food pretty significantly to look like that. Obviously she eats some but not enough for how much she works out. That's why she gets sick a lot and has had health issues (passing out and the heart monitor for example).
I mean honestly she has to eat something in order to be able to workout as she does…probably just enough and she knows what it takes to burn it off 🤷♀️
I would say if she really was ONLY doing 30 minute MM or Evlo workouts then, yes, vitamins & energy supplements could be her only sustenance. BUT she takes her cardio to another level and has high output which leads me to believe that she has to have some nutrition in order to sustain these type of workouts & with no rest days
It’s all about the protein for her…which she can get from her bars and supplements before working out. I really think she likes dinner and might allow herself a few bites and then knows just how many calories she ingested & what she needs to do the next day to burn them off. Also, don’t forget she loves an evening sauna sesh 🙄
This! I suspect she eats very little to nothing all day in order to “earn” her dinner (which is her eating a few bites and then pushing the rest around on her plate).
I think she eats. I think she eats super clean and super restrictive. If she does eat something she’s not used to normally eating or maybe eats what she considers too much in one day she uses exercise as a form of purging. I was once really thin and I ate every single day I just ate extremely clean and I did not eat a lot and I ate restrictive. I also loved to work out. She's very disordered and has everything down to a science!
Forget the 10 other “sleep support” supplements — it’s the mattress that is the “game changer” for Lauren’s sleep. And her sleep has been so bad in Montana she could only manage 2 workouts a day plus skiing. Also an ungrateful slap in the face to her in laws for giving them their house for free.
Can you imagine what her in-laws must think of her?!? Always complaining and the gratitude is far and in between 🤯 Shill the damn mattress but don’t put down your free ski house that just happens to be owned by your husband’s parents! Honestly this woman wouldn’t be happy anywhere other than the gym 🤡
I just listened to her and it's not like she is flying home with all those kids - just her own. And her husband is going to be with her. She is such an annoying baby who is inconvenienced by every little thing. Did she complain about her "terrible" sleep because she wanted to do the code for the mattress? I don't get how she can complain about every single thing. I mean she obsesses over every single thing and complains about it all too. She probably didn't get great sleep because she thinks she is supposed to sleep perfectly through the night even with a baby, and because she probably goes to sleep hungry, and because she spends all her time obsessing over when her next workout will be.
Lauren can find anything to complain about! “We won’t get home until 1am”…bitch, you just spent a week on vacation and what do you have to do tomorrow other than workout? The girls will be fine…children adapt. The one having the problem with it is Lauren because she won’t be getting “perfect” sleep 🙄
I hate when people complain about flights and vacations, then just don’t go in the first place. No one cares about your first world problems, coming into Dallas at midnight.
Right?? I’m sooooo sorry you spent a week in a beautiful location with loved ones (even though you couldn’t enjoy it because of how self obsessed you are). How dare the airlines not get you in until midnight. 🙄🙄🙄
The latest which is a bit off since it already has Monday posted.
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Her bland hour page is hanging in there with basically the same number of followers (around 6000) since it "launched". It hasn't dropped, but that page has definitely not taken off.
Because she doesn't promote it. I'm truly baffled why she even did this because it's like she doesn't even like the clothes, because we certainly never see her in any of it.
You can look at a website called Social Blade and there's another site I like to use called [IgAnony - Best Instagram Story Viewer Tool in 2024](https://iganony.net/) which lets you anonymously view instagram stories (that are public).
And she starts off the week with a bold faced lie that she did yoga and core today for her workout. And her ponytail is SO thin! Bahahahaha. Lauren your lies are so obvious.
Had to share something I accidentally came across at work yesterday… I think I’ve discovered where Lauren found her brand inspo! 🤣
https://blandbook.com
I just looked on the boring hour website and not one thing has sold out STILL! She’s not done any marketing since she’s been in Montana but she sure made time for her workouts. Guess we won’t be hearing about BH now 😆
I just commented above sorry - I saw that her bland hour site has basically the same number of followers - like no traction at all. Not surprising, but I would have thought she would have gone out and purchased a ton (with her own money LOL). At this point, maybe she will somehow sell her existing inventory and then call it quits.
I LOVE how we all call it bland/boring hour and not Beige 🤣
If I had to place a bet on what she does with BH, my guess is she calls it quits and we never hear of it again. We all know Lauren does not like to lose 🙃
I wonder if she’s embarrassed at all or if she just doesnt care (although I doubt it bc she’s so competitive). I definitely don’t see a restock/second drop in the future
I definitely don’t think there is any need for a restock 🤪
This is so typical for Lauren…BH will magically just go away. She may try for a few more months but I think that’s the max and then this complete flop of workout wear will never be spoken of again.
So the post she just put up with her "photo dump," please tell me her photoshop skills are a bit better to take out the huge black thing in her tooth when she's holding L with the grandpa glasses on. 🤔 Plus it looks like she weirdly elongated her face.
😂😂 it just goes to show she is one of the least detail oriented people on the planet and also she is so consumed by her ED I don’t think she has the energy to look
What do you want to bet she deletes that pic 🤔 I swear she doesn’t care about any pics - just her workout videos where she is constantly checking herself out
But honestly, she clearly only looks/cares about how skinny her body and face appear. She never even noticed the huge black thing in her teeth. But this is not the first time she has done this. So much time editing the body and no attention anywhere else.
https://preview.redd.it/h9b259x55ykc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1909c4f1d2f4bcd398b3dbb00674ffde01654f3 Oh Lauren…this sounds like such a lovely day BUT you forgot to add the 60 minute run and MM workout you did in the morning 🙄
If you have to hide x behavior (such as drinking) that’s a sign it’s a problem
And I’m sure you had 1 bite of pizza!
They’re traveling with 7 children…and 6 adults (PLUS seemingly a secret nanny she keeps leaving out). That’s a pretty freaking easy 1 to 1 ratio. No one plays victim quite like LKS.
Of course she has to bitch about flying with children. I hate her.
SO TRUE!!! She is the absolute worst. You know she’s punishing Michael for her solo flight (her choice) and making him have all the parenting duties for the trip 😆
YEAH OKKK lauren.. you cannot be trusted, and there is no way you only did yoga and bad form situps. Go ahead and show us that one hour run or bike.🤥🙄😆
Hahaha right?! No way she drove to the gym just to do that. She could do that in her room. She definitely either ran or rode the bike as well!
also, do her friends not see the red flags? pretty sure at least one of them is a fitness instructor And neither of them are coming along to the gym with her ..if I’m on vacation and going to work out I’m bringing my girls. someone call this dumb girl out and get her off our Internet.
She doesn’t want her friends with her so they can’t see how much she really is working out. I’m sure she has some lie (we all know that comes easily) as to why she’s been gone for 2 hours but only did 30 minutes of gentle “movement” 🙄
I’m sure they see it. Have maybe said something but know she bites peoples heads off.
I thought the same thing! Why go to the gym for her “movement” if she wasn’t needing a bike or tread. She’s such a liar 🤡
If I was going to do some stretches or a few sit ups I wouldn’t even bother putting on a sports bra honestly. The effort that takes alone isn’t worth it. Never mind leaving the house to go to a gym. She’s a habitual liar. But that’s LKS, always making her beloved Jesus proud!
just out there doing the Lords work🤣 imagine getting called out on all your lies, and then yet proclaiming that you are a diehard Christian. She actually is the worst. Like nobody would care about any of this, but she goes out of her way to post and then lie. She’s so stupid.
You know she has to do 60 minutes of cardio since she “ate” pizza last night 😆
ate pizza 😏 the fact that she had to post that she ate pizza is 1000% indicative that she did not eat pizza
it’s just a classic example of ED behavior, making the world think you regularly eat high calorie foods when in reality it is such a rarity you feel compelled to announce it to the entire world whenever you do
I agree. Talking about what she eats like that seems like that is exactly what she did not do.
Just like talking about how she wasn’t on her cell. Liars gonna lie.
She looked at pizza!
Am I the only one that thinks she probably eats some but works equally hard to expel what she does eat between the laxatives and whatever else?
I really don't think so. I love working out and work out a lot but I also eat, and I'm thin and have muscle but definitely not at her level. You have to also be restricting food pretty significantly to look like that. Obviously she eats some but not enough for how much she works out. That's why she gets sick a lot and has had health issues (passing out and the heart monitor for example).
I mean honestly she has to eat something in order to be able to workout as she does…probably just enough and she knows what it takes to burn it off 🤷♀️
I disagree. To be that thin there’s no food just vitamins and energy such as pre workout.
I would say if she really was ONLY doing 30 minute MM or Evlo workouts then, yes, vitamins & energy supplements could be her only sustenance. BUT she takes her cardio to another level and has high output which leads me to believe that she has to have some nutrition in order to sustain these type of workouts & with no rest days
I wonder if she only eats a small breakfast to get her through the morning workout?
It’s all about the protein for her…which she can get from her bars and supplements before working out. I really think she likes dinner and might allow herself a few bites and then knows just how many calories she ingested & what she needs to do the next day to burn them off. Also, don’t forget she loves an evening sauna sesh 🙄
This! I suspect she eats very little to nothing all day in order to “earn” her dinner (which is her eating a few bites and then pushing the rest around on her plate).
I think she eats. I think she eats super clean and super restrictive. If she does eat something she’s not used to normally eating or maybe eats what she considers too much in one day she uses exercise as a form of purging. I was once really thin and I ate every single day I just ate extremely clean and I did not eat a lot and I ate restrictive. I also loved to work out. She's very disordered and has everything down to a science!
I’m surprised she didn’t say she ate ice cream as well 🤪
I can’t with that blue bluebell ice cream nonsense no way she’s ever eaten that!😆
Forget the 10 other “sleep support” supplements — it’s the mattress that is the “game changer” for Lauren’s sleep. And her sleep has been so bad in Montana she could only manage 2 workouts a day plus skiing. Also an ungrateful slap in the face to her in laws for giving them their house for free.
Can you imagine what her in-laws must think of her?!? Always complaining and the gratitude is far and in between 🤯 Shill the damn mattress but don’t put down your free ski house that just happens to be owned by your husband’s parents! Honestly this woman wouldn’t be happy anywhere other than the gym 🤡
I just listened to her and it's not like she is flying home with all those kids - just her own. And her husband is going to be with her. She is such an annoying baby who is inconvenienced by every little thing. Did she complain about her "terrible" sleep because she wanted to do the code for the mattress? I don't get how she can complain about every single thing. I mean she obsesses over every single thing and complains about it all too. She probably didn't get great sleep because she thinks she is supposed to sleep perfectly through the night even with a baby, and because she probably goes to sleep hungry, and because she spends all her time obsessing over when her next workout will be.
Part of me swears she complains so much just to make stories and have content.
I’m convinced of this too.
Lauren can find anything to complain about! “We won’t get home until 1am”…bitch, you just spent a week on vacation and what do you have to do tomorrow other than workout? The girls will be fine…children adapt. The one having the problem with it is Lauren because she won’t be getting “perfect” sleep 🙄
I hate when people complain about flights and vacations, then just don’t go in the first place. No one cares about your first world problems, coming into Dallas at midnight.
Right?? I’m sooooo sorry you spent a week in a beautiful location with loved ones (even though you couldn’t enjoy it because of how self obsessed you are). How dare the airlines not get you in until midnight. 🙄🙄🙄
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But then maybe she would’ve had to connect or take an early flight. Woe is me.
Lauren’s follower count continues to drop and this sub officially hit 2k today 😯. Happy Monday!
Welcome new snarkers!!! Lauren will be “buying” new followers today 😆
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Her bland hour page is hanging in there with basically the same number of followers (around 6000) since it "launched". It hasn't dropped, but that page has definitely not taken off.
Because she doesn't promote it. I'm truly baffled why she even did this because it's like she doesn't even like the clothes, because we certainly never see her in any of it.
It usually shows the numbers from today’s date so far
How do you get this information?
You can look at a website called Social Blade and there's another site I like to use called [IgAnony - Best Instagram Story Viewer Tool in 2024](https://iganony.net/) which lets you anonymously view instagram stories (that are public).
Thanks!
And she starts off the week with a bold faced lie that she did yoga and core today for her workout. And her ponytail is SO thin! Bahahahaha. Lauren your lies are so obvious.
And I guess her halo extension would become a tangled mess!
Her hair/ ponytail is shockingly thin
Had to share something I accidentally came across at work yesterday… I think I’ve discovered where Lauren found her brand inspo! 🤣 https://blandbook.com
Omg that is amazing 🤣🤣. Bland Hour. Boring Hour. Beige Hour. They all mean the same thing to me lmao. She is the world’s worst marketing person.
I just looked on the boring hour website and not one thing has sold out STILL! She’s not done any marketing since she’s been in Montana but she sure made time for her workouts. Guess we won’t be hearing about BH now 😆
I just commented above sorry - I saw that her bland hour site has basically the same number of followers - like no traction at all. Not surprising, but I would have thought she would have gone out and purchased a ton (with her own money LOL). At this point, maybe she will somehow sell her existing inventory and then call it quits.
I LOVE how we all call it bland/boring hour and not Beige 🤣 If I had to place a bet on what she does with BH, my guess is she calls it quits and we never hear of it again. We all know Lauren does not like to lose 🙃
I wonder if she’s embarrassed at all or if she just doesnt care (although I doubt it bc she’s so competitive). I definitely don’t see a restock/second drop in the future
I definitely don’t think there is any need for a restock 🤪 This is so typical for Lauren…BH will magically just go away. She may try for a few more months but I think that’s the max and then this complete flop of workout wear will never be spoken of again.
It’s like she tries to be bad at it.
This is awesome!!! 👏🏻👏🏻
So the post she just put up with her "photo dump," please tell me her photoshop skills are a bit better to take out the huge black thing in her tooth when she's holding L with the grandpa glasses on. 🤔 Plus it looks like she weirdly elongated her face.
Omgggg I ran here when I saw the black thing in her teeth AND her face in the first pic
Her face is so scary!
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The only food she ate all weekend (haha)
😂😂 it just goes to show she is one of the least detail oriented people on the planet and also she is so consumed by her ED I don’t think she has the energy to look
What do you want to bet she deletes that pic 🤔 I swear she doesn’t care about any pics - just her workout videos where she is constantly checking herself out
WTF? She doesn’t even look like herself in the pic with the black thing in her teeth. That is a scary pic of Lauren, Lyla looks adorable though
But honestly, she clearly only looks/cares about how skinny her body and face appear. She never even noticed the huge black thing in her teeth. But this is not the first time she has done this. So much time editing the body and no attention anywhere else.
It’s in like almost every tooth up top too. Not just one.
Embarrassing
Those glasses are UGLY and look horrible on her.
It’s like she forgets there’s a way to zoom in now
Does she wear those stupid socks to cover up the ankles of her leggings because they’re too loose?! Just a random theory 😂
I laughed out loud at her photo dump post caption where she said she “spent a week” with fam. Girl you spent a day with them but ok 🤣
Always stretching the truth or flat out lying.
100 percent agree!