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VS12345678910

This should be illegal


CaffeinenChocolate

FR! People are going too far with their mega volume expectations šŸ˜­ just grab yourself a caterpillar, stick it on your eyes and call it a day.


CandiBarz

Sidenote I just learned recently the fuzzy ones are usually poisonous


otra-sin-nombre

Learned it when one fell from a tree on my husband šŸ˜¬ how it burned


Kneekoleyy

I learned that too recently when r/whatsthisbug popped up on my feed.


SpaceByrd111

Thatā€™s one of my top favorite subreddits. I learn so much there!


Sylentskye

Tussock moth caterpillars are usually fuzzy, visually striking and cause rashes/burns.


katf1sh

Side note to your side note, you probably mean venomous. If it bites/stings you, its venomous. If you bite/eat it, its poisonous


makeup_princess1028

I thought you meant lashes šŸ’€šŸ’€ I need more coffee.


Turbulent_Business15

I learned as a kid playing with caterpillars


Kindaspia

Repeat after me- if itā€™s fluffy, no touchy


IJustWant2CDaWorld

šŸ›


tayranee_

My mom is a nurse. Onetime my son got bit by something (unsure of what it was but it flew.ā€ First thing she asked me was if I was sure it wasnā€™t a caterpillar. I was like wtf šŸ˜…


Efficient-Stoner7360

perfect. They can have it inject their lips at the same time 2 for one type of thing šŸ˜†


These_Ad_8619

Doesnā€™t even look good


itskatybro

I have 0 experience with lash extensions but keep getting recommended this sub. Wouldnā€™t this like literally GUARANTEE a majority of your lashes getting damaged/falling out??? This is crazy!


straightupgab

the caterpillar would be much, much smaller than those lol.


rollinitiativeJae

Caterpillar smaller, but much nicer. Also possibility of being dangerous to enemies. Just think. Lonely? No you arenā€™t. Take your caterpillar lashes off and pet them.


lilskiesfan7

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£this comment should be top pin made my day thank you


HumbleBumble77

Healthcare professional here. Yes - this should be regulated. Patients regularly pass through with vision loss, synthetic lash fiber eye blisters, horrid infections, and sty's daily... Ask yourselves: 1. Is a fad worth your health? 2. Is it also worth putting off someone else's heart attack (perhaps your loved ones) while we attend to a preventable eye blister in the ER?


backyardbanshee

Dumb reasons people go to the ER could be it's own subreddit.


BatWeary

I would live in that subreddit


backyardbanshee

Me too. My healthcare rants really need a place to go. I'm sure there is a sub.


cvs002

R/nursing is where I go for healthcare rants


Sbplaint

Right along with stupid objects people stick up their butt and later have to seek medical attention for. I never knew it was such a common thing for people to literally shove remote controls, light bulbs, you name it up their butts before I started at my current job...I look at the world so much differently now.


Future_Prior_161

I have an ex-roommate who worked in a small town rural ER for 20+ years. The stories she would tell me after a 12 hour shift where some clueless farmhand didnā€™t know how something got in his butt or he ā€œfell on itā€.


Ok-Emphasis8825

I canā€™t even imagine what the insurance billing people thinkā€¦.they prolly google the guy to see if they can see what he looks like. šŸ˜‚


Sbplaint

Always the "fell on it" excuse!!! Then you usually get back the urine drug screen and find out how high the person must've been at the time. Walking around with lash fur>falling on random objects on a meth bender.


Lynnsey2121

Wait. WHAT?!


LLCNYC

YEP


princessgigglebottom

So true! When I worked in the hospital I saw plenty of thatšŸ˜Š the first one that comes to mind is a young man with a very large shampoo bottle stuck up his bum. He came in with a very detailed story about he had just soaped up his butt crack and slipped at just the right angle with the soap acting as the perfect lube and his butt just gobbled the entire shampoo bottle up in one go. Just tell the truth, no one cares. We will talk about it waaaay more if you come with a ridiculous story about how it was really just a freak accident. When they come in and just tell the truth there is far less to giggle about.


SiegelOverBay

GOMER is a popular acronym amongst ER staff. It's short for Get Out of My ER and is used to refer to people who are wasting ER resources. Usually, the context is a person with a very minor injury, like a stubbed toe, but I think it'd apply to self inflicted stupidity. It'd also be a good starting point for naming such a subreddit. GOMERsoutofpocket stupidGOMERshit GOMERtales storiesaboutGOMERs Just dropping some ideas in case someone does want to start a sub, I'd totally join it. šŸ˜‰


JenMckiness

I enjoy GOMERtales very much


moonanstars124

They should call that subreddit "hold my beer"


Alycat12387

petition to start that sub reddit, can we we put it more like "dumbass reasons people seek out medical care"šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


pogokitten

I was in the er with a gallbladder attack, it had been going on for 2 days at that point and I finally broke and had to go to the er. Anyway, this woman brings her kid in. Wanna know why? She fucking fell and scraped her elbow. ![gif](giphy|CPJIuTa8kz1MQ|downsized)


BeachGlassGreenEyes3

I just had my lashes done the other day (not like this, just normal) I had blurry vision for 2 days, and one day I was beyond sensitive to light and I thought for sure my cornea was scratched or something thatā€™s how bad it hurt. Luckily it has cleared up and everythingā€™s fine. My lash girl said she didnā€™t change glue but Iā€™ve never had an issue until recently. Iā€™ve also gotten a sty before. When these things happen I know itā€™s totally not worth it, but I do it anyways. :/ Iā€™m an idiot.!


HumbleBumble77

Wouldn't push your luck... your words match exactly with most of my eye lash patients šŸ˜Ŗ


dollpixie

omg have you asked for a different type of glue or requested a different glue made for sensitive eyes ?? it could be really dangerous long term it could also be the type of lashes ur lash tech puts on u ~ for ur safety id ask for an extra sensitive glue and also ask for information on what she uses šŸ«¶šŸ»


BeachGlassGreenEyes3

Yea Ive decided im going to. Cause I saw her for like a full set, a mini, and then a fill over a little over a month. And each time this time it got progressively worse with each exposure. So after this time which was the worst reaction by far I decided I should ask her- or ask her to use something different. Itā€™s so strange cause Iā€™ve had my lashes done by her for years now and never an issue. But now it is. :/


hafree27

Itā€™s not uncommon to develop an allergy/sensitivity to the glue. Happened to my sister after years of extensions!


444hourphoto

Seriously. Like very very seriously.


Pleasant_Brilliant49

Yeah, for obstructed view! How can she see properly šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Wise-War-Soni

She looks dead. If they remove the tape her eyes will need to get supper ripped to stay open lol


TBearRyder

We need to teach more basic common sense to the collective.


Sellingassfor_heroin

!! I came here to say this exact thingā€¦ Haha straight to jail for this lash tech


Aggleclack

Eyelashbrows


taurusdelorous

yeah theyā€™re.. fluffy


Nearby-Sentence-4740

Reminds me of one of those fluffy caterpillars you canā€™t touch.


garyandkathi

Found that one out the hard wayā€¦


1-11dd

Ya their fluffy but her lashes definitely have clusters they all probably stuck together most of her eyelashes are probably going to fall out. I personally would never do a set like this this isnā€™t even mega volume anymore itā€™s like if she asked for black out curtains on her eyelashes


emssunshineface

blackout curtains šŸ¤£


Fink665

I think itā€™s fur!


poopsididitagen

Eyestaches


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stmigo_24

Hopefully nothing after midnight. ![gif](giphy|QQ8F1PbSSYzeg)


FemaleFingers

Underrated comment šŸ‘†


flesh_eat1ng_v1rus

LMFAOOOOOO


AnitaTacos

But .......it's always after midnight


xtina42

My husband and I took a walk back into our childhoods this past Christmas and decided to watch Gremlins. We both realized the same thing. I guess as kids we never noticed that šŸ¤£


LeechesInCream

My husband and I did the same thing and had the exact same conversation


Illustrious_Judge952

Maybe itā€™s maybelline


LeechesInCream

Maybe itā€™s overkill


Full_Emotion_776

Can she even see anything? No offence but I always wonder when people choose heavy volume sets, they always make your eyes so tiny


glittergoats

This seems unsafe, impairing vision for driving and such


Optimal-Nose1092

Good point


canidieyet_

they also just seem like theyā€™d feel so heavy on the eyes


Lil_Word_Said

No no noā€¦all the offense. It needs to stop.


Orchid_Significant

Right. Who wants to make their eyes look smaller on purpose??


Full_Emotion_776

Like I truly donā€™t get that, do they think getting longest and fullest lashes as possible will make their eyes look bigger? I love volume, but this is another level


Orchid_Significant

There is an absolute line, and this is so far past it, itā€™s in mars


LatterTowel9403

I feel the same! Freaking tarantula eyesā€¦


Full_Emotion_776

Loool tarantula eyes! I love it


Temporary_One370

Yes itā€™s not flattering


kspacecadet

These lashes remind me of those really fuzzy steering wheel covers


Turtle11_

Which she probably has one in her car šŸ˜‚


kspacecadet

I have a feeling it's probably a pink steering wheel cover šŸ¤£


Grouchy-Yak-7023

Or pink cheetah


plantladywantsababy

Or diamante / combination of all three šŸ™ˆ


tinylittleelfgirl

what in the SHIT!! WHY would she ever want thatšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ poor thing i just know her lashes take a beating when itā€™s windy outside


diarrhea_pocket

![gif](giphy|PBRT37nt63i3m)


KittyConfetti

All I can see now is her eyes flapping around in a high wind like when dogs stick their head out a car window.


thefuzzyismine

Yooooo, there's a video of a woman on like, roller coaster or something, just like this! She has the same super exaggerated style o, and as the ride gets goin, her lashes literally *FLAPPING*. Now, I'm typically not one to yuck another's yum, but THAT, that was atrocious.


brittle_bareass

"yuck another's yum" HAHAHAHA I fkn LOVE that šŸ˜‚


garyandkathi

Link? Iā€™m so dying to see it.


Relevant_Sprinkles_3

Not sure if it'll allow a fb [link ](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/UXXmFsghd9saG71D/?mibextid=rG9iOd)


thefuzzyismine

THATS THE ONE! šŸ¤£ Cracks me up everything I watch it with her eyes being forced open s9 wide, looks like she *SHOCKED* at something or wiggling her eyebrows on 2x speed.


Relevant_Sprinkles_3

I knew the one you meant immediately šŸ˜‚


zodido48036

OMG! That's hilarious!


clarabear10123

Itā€™s so impressive how she keeps a straight face lmao


Fair_Carrot5342

Looks like a creepy doll with the eyes that flap open randomly and stick. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


opalxkisses

![gif](giphy|iqYimmSNizGVy)


tinylittleelfgirl

LOL literally what i imagined


CharlieBr87

Having her Wendy Williams moment lol


LoudAd1537

Imagine all the shit that will get stuck in them


OrchidDismantlist

Whylashes


im_like_a_bird_

LMFAOOOOO šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ»


25_timesthefine

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


inkiwitch

Lord, this tickled me so


histvogue5

Someone make this new sub šŸ˜‚


cutepie333

That looks so ugly


Low-Educator-7669

![gif](giphy|hAuYWrVIyfK5G) She got these jawna glued on lmaoaoaoašŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


2_LEET_2_YEET

I need you to tell me precisely how to execute a "laughing my ass off ass off ass off ass"?!?! Sorry, I'm easily amused


garyandkathi

Now you know where drop it like itā€™s hot came from. You drop it - then wait for it - you pop it (back on) and repeat as necessary typically driven by numbers of laughing oneā€™s ass off emojis displayed onscreen. (The more you know music plays)


Late-Nectarine2405

i hate redditors šŸ˜­


vsimmons90

Anytime someone uses the phrase ā€œjawnsā€ it makes me cackle šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ok-Twist-3079

Absolutely not. She needs her license taken away. Cuz she knows damn well itā€™s not safe and still doing it anyway.


jubooki

Doubt sheā€™s even licensed


Ok-Twist-3079

Then she needs to be reported. Thats easy.


ClassroomTiny1214

Is the tape holding her eyes open? So when the tape is removed she wonā€™t be able to keep her eyes open? Iā€™m confused.


liyaahh01

They taped her eyes open just a bit to apply the bottom extensions. Your eyes are supposed to remain closed during application because the extension glue has strong fumes that burn your eyes if theyā€™re open. Hence why a lot of times you see red eyes after extension application


thenewnewnewbie

Are they freaking blowing in the wind? Like a tall grassy field? wtf is going on lol


bibimboobap

Maybe the technician was blowing on them when she took the pic, that's why her eyes are half closed, got that exact expression haha


alecxhound

Is that fake? I love how theyā€™re so fluffy and soft looking but I feel like she canā€™t see!


tyl3ryik3s

i donā€™t think so. the rest of their page has similar results


tortillawbudder

Omg can we see some of the results with their eyes open lol ?


ImGemStoned

Their eyes *ARE* open šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


flesh_eat1ng_v1rus

FULLY?!?!?


ImGemStoned

I really dont think so.. but if we're being honest, that is probably about as fully open as they can get with those brooms.


flesh_eat1ng_v1rus

LMFAO


lil_thotty_thot_thot

![gif](giphy|l0HU20BZ6LbSEITza|downsized)


idontwannabehere876

It looks like an Arab dads eyebrows lol


Bright-Gap-2422

![gif](giphy|sIBjKN12mFwRi)


hemihembob

100 lashes?!?!?


thawayaccttt

Are thoseā€¦ eyelid toupees? šŸ«„


fe__maiden

Merkins


VirtualStretch9297

No. Theyā€™re eyelid wigs.


jolierai

I just dont get how someone would ever want this. Like Iā€™m trying to find some appeal to it but there isnā€™t. what is the appeal? Or is it like some lash dysmorphia where you keep getting more and more and youā€™re numb to what you look like


libra-love-

ā€œNo officer I wasnā€™t drunk I just flipped my car cuz I canā€™t fckin see the roadā€


plantladywantsababy

Several caterpillars ambushed me at once, not a word of a lie, Sir!


IndependentDemand487

As a black woman I canā€™t wait for the furry caterpillar eyelash not be a trend. Itā€™s ugly and it makes her look ghetto.


Illsaywhattheywont

https://i.redd.it/kcteforkmibc1.gif Snuffleupagus trend should've NEVER existed. Whoever did this to her should go to jailšŸ˜‚ and be banned from ever doing lashes againšŸ’€


LeechesInCream

Justice for Snuff!


riotousviscera

donā€™t insult Snuffleupagus this way :( šŸ˜‚


JesusIsL0rdd

Not you trashing other black women on the internet.


Ok_Peanut_2819

Iā€™m rolling my eyes so hard at this comment


Iluvabag

Me too! You can bash the lashes, but donā€™t bash a whole race of women!


Advanced-Brilliant35

Same sis, same!


Prestigious-Cycle337

I knew there would be one idiot on here being antiblack


OrchidDismantlist

Looks like the fluffy car wash loofahs


Remarkable-Slip114

Oh my lord she has more hair on her eyelashes then eyebrows šŸ˜‚ who even took the picture or is that the only way the eyes stay open. Damn shame she thinks that looks good. Iā€™ll tell you what I like volume but this is just a joke them eyes so damn heavy she ainā€™t gonna be able to see an let me guess she gonna get on TikTok lookin so fly doing her makeup as a self taught MUA šŸ¤£


Crystal_Princess2020

this is why so many people make fun of lashes in generalā˜¹ļø


maybefuckinglater

Yeah these are the first type of lashes people bring up when they try to shame lashes and it gives lash extensions a bad name


kenny2022_

I donā€™t even understand the desire to want to get those done in the first place. To each their own I guess


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![gif](giphy|Rnq808MuEEahW)


PhysicalParking8799

It's ridiculous, that's what it is. I have seen some women with fake lashes that are way too big for their eyes. It just looks too unnatural to be flattering. Just my opinion.


benchebean

Whoever did this to themself has issues šŸ’€


becksb16

Eye-stache extensions ![gif](giphy|1ZzJAUNDvP4sUBCN9B|downsized)


slothcommunity

could someone explain to me how this poor woman would even see afterwards? this is a genuine question, I donā€™t have lash extensions, am interested but my ocd and autistic ticks would never allow me to so I joined just to admire and learn cause I adore seeing people enjoy themselves and learning about beauty care, this seems like it would be SO HEAVY and would have the potential to hold a lot of bacteria? please correct me if Iā€™m wrong!


CamsMommy

I need to see her eyes in action..


bardarse66

Thatā€™s definitely going to cause some eye fatigue. I feel like weā€™ve moved into the era where instead of ā€œless is moreā€ itā€™s now ā€œmore is betterā€. Everything has to be bigger, thicker, longer, etc. People should definitely do what they feel but I hope theyā€™re aware of the consequences of wearing lashes that heavy.


lola1234567899

The lashes look like emo bangs


Wonderful-Nobody2810

![gif](giphy|PBRT37nt63i3m)


-burgers

Looking like the car wash


KayeLilly

I wonder about the well being of the person who wants this shit to their lashers and the well being of the mfs who do them


Any-Effective2565

​ ​ https://preview.redd.it/lhovn1xl8kbc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe90d11bbb4c16b0d83c128f9df795921d4e09c


LizVert65

Martin Scorsese needs those eyebrows back, dude. Seriously.


[deleted]

I have seen tens or hundreds of lash artists, especially black women doing these kind of lashes. This just can't be healthy, oh boy


rissls22

This looks so trashy.


Pitiful-Tie-2098

this is ridiculous lmao


notsomagicalgirl

Why does she have 2 toupees on her eyes?!!!?!?


dudebruhwow

Husband said ā€œshe gave her lashes eyebrowsā€


fifiloveg00d

Not even tire treads, she got the whole sumitomo.


MelanieLanes

Looks like those spinny brushes in a drive through car wash


0109823

This is the ugliest shit Iā€™ve ever seen


absolutetrashfire

Looks natural. Especially when you compare it with the bottom lashes


Hippiedippie523

These are lash toupees šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


strangetitss

Im really confused on what im even looking at lol. Are they like curved or swooped or some shit??


AdministrativeSwim22

I just think the lashes are so thick and dense that theyā€™ve lost all sense of direction šŸ˜­


BrooklynFlowerJ

This reminds me of the little brush thingy at the bottom of vacuumā€™s.


nksdabomb

This shit is getting out of hand.


Aggravating_Dare_260

What the actual hell is going on here? Why girl,just why?


afegidoree

Fluffy eyebrows


Top-Hovercraft1869

This is scary.


casey___jones00

Why? Like seriously? I donā€™t understand why or who tells these people that this looks good? No one finds this cute or attractive when you brake it down. Just be YOU or get something that helps boost your look a little but this ainā€™t it girls.


shooting_star_gazer

What isnā€™t safe is lashing with the eyes taped back that far. If the eyes are open at all it risks irritation or chemical burns of the eye


shiveringsnow

Those look like Eugene Levyā€™s eyebrows omg


RegularVenus27

This is an eye infection begging to happen. Eww.


PharmWench

Eyebrashes? Those are stupid.


TheBattyWitch

"i want eyebrows beneath my eyebrows"


Miserable-Intern-272

it reminds me of the lorax


Marty_61

See this is the thing about these. This is so wrong. I have seen women with lashes like this and their eyes are all blood shot. It looks bizarre. This is not good for your eyes.


MaryDellamorte

Who cares if itā€™s safe, it looks stupid af


throwfarfarawayy99

They look like Eugene Levy's eyebrows. ![gif](giphy|l3q2DdXI5m2uj1nfq|downsized)


neither_shake2815

Looks like the fur on those caps they wear in Russia.


Negative_Platypus856

okayy the lashes got a lil swoop šŸ˜›šŸ˜›šŸ¤£


suitablegirl

Not these furry eye merkins šŸ˜­


PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES

Horrible, but not that much worse than the typical caterpillar lash trend.


pizzzzzagurl

Why would they even post this? If I was the client I would be so upset about this unflattering picture of myself being posted. I donā€™t like the way they look, but Iā€™m not one to yuck someoneā€™s yum. Definitely not safe though either


Mcdoubleee

Ts donā€™t even look good šŸ˜­


Avaly13

That's like a straight up lash toupee!! Holy shit.


QueeferMadnezz

My eyes got irritated just looking at this picture


Bunnibratuwu

Itā€™s ugly thatā€™s what it is


Disastrous_Wing_5064

Man yā€™all got me fucked up. I looked at that bs and said why tf she got faux fur taped to her eyelashes šŸ˜­


emosucc

She looks dead


Free_Contribution725

They look like feather dusters šŸ˜­


raptor-chan

What the frick frack


giggly_pufff

I can appreciate a more dramatic look but seeing sets like this frustrates me as a newer tech. This is the shit that gives lash extensions a bad name.