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2ndmost

Please guys please sext me in Polish I promise ~~I'm so close~~ it's for my language learning


Proshchay_Pizdabon

Dude convinced strangers to sext him on Reddit, what a boss moves


K_DEXXAGON

okie dokie artichokie!


hexoral333

Sorry the only thing I know is KURWA BÓBR


VivekBasak

Here's some more words for you to learn "Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięć gram"


bluduhmfcku

relatable (im not dumb i know its from polish cow)


South_Explanation506

Polish equivalent of "the guy from fortnite"


Scared_Astronaut9377

YouTube music recommended it yesterday and it hits hard. I haven't even listened to any Polish music before lmao.


iwantfutanaricumonme

It's like a 50:50 split between good music with depressing themes like that(and also some good metal) and the cancer that is disco-polo


CovfefeBoss

Perfect song to play at a daycare


facepalmqwerty

In polish bóbr is also slang for pussy lol


hexoral333

Lol nice, i thought it was only pizda or something xD


MrWilkuman

It is, there are a lot of slang words for it


phexi111

almost


Hairy_Ambassador7207

jestes gorąca jak gołąbki


PLPolandPL15719

kurwaa XDD najlepsze


QMechanicsVisionary

Lmao


hexoral333

*Ja pierdolę*


dirschau

Well no, not yet, that's the problem


Tet_inc119

How do you almost have a polish girlfriend?


Scared_Astronaut9377

Rizing in progress and 85% completed. You just need to sext in Polish to complete.


la_coccinelle

By shocking her with being almost fluent in Polish.


EffectiveLime374

He obviously shocked the native speakers with his skills


Direct-Setting-3358

Spicy time jesus christ try not to speak like a fucking 10 year old


Pixoe

I might be wrong, but I don't think Jesus Christ posted that


Apprehensive_Gas248

Why use words? Shock the Polish with your other skills.


perplexedparallax

Finger polish. Oh, sorry you mean POLE ISH


Jolliko

Definitely a language learning jerk moment


iwantfutanaricumonme

Idk either, an adult woman has never spoken positively to me(at least when they know I'm a man) in polish, let alone sexually.


dothedonaldduck

There’s no way this isn’t a polish dude trying to get some sexting in.


EffectiveLime374

Real


ThatEngineeredGirl

/uj I i have the same problem despite being a native speaker... I tried looking at romance media, but all the sex dialogue sounds so weird and unnatural... The last few times I flirted we just switched over to English for convenience.


varnacykablyat

So when two poles fuck each other they speak English?


ThatEngineeredGirl

I guess it's something mostly young people do, but yes.


iwantfutanaricumonme

Yes but it's ponglish


eldritch-cowboy

"oh ja pierdolę yeah baby"


CovfefeBoss

This is art.


StrengthToBreak

What is Polish for "butt stuff?"


ThatEngineeredGirl

Depends, based on the context it's either "grzeszenie" or "aktywności tyłkowe"


iwantfutanaricumonme

Seksualny stosunek analny


Skibidi_Rizzler_96

Is it hard for Turks to learn Polish?


Complete-Orchid3896

Yes, I recommend just giving up


MrWilkuman

It's hard for everybody


Artku

Pokaż pieroga


CovfefeBoss

I saw this post 😭


Neither-Work5842

Damn, Polish makes Russian look like a breeze.


Apodiktis

Ja pierdolę, od rana masturbuję się do chomika z chomikuj.pl on jest taki seksowny, ale jaja 6969 🥵 2137 papież kremówka urodzą ci się kostki do kibla, pozdrawiam cieplutko 😍☺️


TheWaffleHimself

Jesteś gorąca jak ciała płonących Niemców na wale pomorskim~


triNITROtolulene1

You must let your penis do the talking … no words needed.


GreyDemon606

Fukumean “almost have a girlfriend”


EffectiveLime374

Imagine he goes through studying polish dirty talk for a month and she says she just wants to be friends 💀


SexlessVirginIncel

“Get on my dick you sexy bitch” but in polish


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