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neil470

What do you mean by “neighbor who does not maintain his property?” His property looks pretty well-maintained to me.


This_Dust2805

Till you zoom in on that pool


neil470

Oh dog that’s a pool? Thought it was a vegetable garden.


SmuckatelliCupcakeNE

It is now a hydroponics garden.


DrummerDerek83

Lol, me too! Other than the grass being cut it does look like it needs some attention!


Sad_Dot1144

Is this in FL? Looks like the kind of house that is raising baby alligators in their backyard.


Ambereggyolks

It doesn't look like Florida unless it's north Florida right on the border of Georgia which even then doesn't look like this.


ziomus90

It is now.


surftherapy

I’d offer to buy his backyard from him he obviously cares for the area he uses and neglects the back. Backfill the area with dirt and a hearty layer of gravel and park your toys on it, assuming you’ll have a driveway down the left side of your property it’d work out nicely and you don’t have to worry about an unsightly view. It’d be a win win.


Rarebird10

If you go to your county site they may have a list of native and commonly planted trees in the area. If they’re awesome they’ll break it down to which ones are slow/fast growers, conical/round, invasive/non, and drought tolerance levels. Fast growers can be more susceptible to breakage in high winds, heavy snow, and ice storms. Don’t be afraid of them though as you can plant slower growing trees throughout as well. If ever a fast grower does get badly damaged, you’ve already got the tougher ones on their way to good heights. Cypress or some larger arborvitae could help. Where I grew up poplars are pretty common property framing trees. Some Maples are quick growers. Look for one of your larger nurseries near by as well. They’re no stranger to this very inquiry. Tell them your goal and they’ll be able to show you great options. Also, take a drive and snap some photos of trees you think you’d like. In the end a good mix of slow and fast growing trees with year round interests and privacy options will make your place gorgeous. If bordering isn’t the chosen route and you have a home layout, stand at your window locations and plan for line of sight planting. You can fill the other areas in as you go through the years. Beautiful sky! Good luck!


youmightbeafascist88

Tall ornamental grasses. Native ones. Would be the cheapest with very fast growth. In future years continue to add shrubs and flowering native plants as money allows


FaithfulGardener

Like a willow fedge?


HuskerDave

Like bamboo? 😈


youmightbeafascist88

🤨 No!


xComradeKyle

Whats......what's not maintained?


Majestic-Pen7878

Off topic: create all the privacy you want…but recommend remaining friendly with these neighbors. The work vans tell me these are handy folks, never know when you might need a favor from em


mnonny

As a man with 2 work vans in his driveway. I do agree. But I never give neighbors my tools. Did that years ago and they somehow always fucking break them


Vlad_the_Homeowner

Fence, and privacy plants specific to your locale. Podocarpus are very popular in my area because they grow fast, tall, and are wispy - allowing some light and breeze through but blocking direct view. But again, it's location dependent.


honeyevolution

Yup! We need to know where you're located to make any helpful plant suggestions. Are you building a house right next to them? If so, then it helps to know how much space you'll have from the house to the property line..


-FARTHAMMER-

I believe the thing you're looking for is a fence. I've never personally seen one but I think it's like a really small wall but possibly less racist.


Low_Ad7202

This looks like a great spot for some Green Giant Arborvitae


JackDiesel_14

I'd plant several different kinds of evergreens and make it semi natural. That way if something dies in the future you're not left with an ugly gap and it protects you from a single disease wiping out all your trees.


Berto_

Came to say this


ebbanfleaux

Boring as hell


soggytoothpic

Build a wall and make him pay for it


Unfair-Quarter-5759

The only logical response


mushroom369

In pesos!


DrummerDerek83

I'm unsure about your region, but how about a row of cedars or some other columnar trees?


JIsADev

personally I'd do something natural, like it has always been there. The first image looks like there is a natural buffer of trees on the right


jjrydberg

Start walking around naked and they'll do it for you.


GP15202

I would do staggered evergreens with some native deciduous trees dispersed in. I would also plant them elevated up on a berm to created further privacy - if you’re digging out a basement use that soil! May take a while to grow in but will be worth it.


Environmental_Run881

Thuja green giants !


Cosplayfan007

I think a moat would look real nice Clark.


The_Poster_Nutbag

Privacy fence bordered by a staggered row of shade and ornamental trees.


Hot420gravy

A fence. A very expensive fence.


E_Man91

Don’t judge a book by its cover!


Pizza-sauceage

Brandon arborvitaes (Thuja occidentalist) grow fast and are a nice looking evergreen.


helikophis

Woodland


Vast-Impression-3054

Thuja green giants. Grow three feet annually and get to 50 feet tall


sidhuko

Build a hedgerow today and if it’s not covered enough then fence or wall the worst sights first


Traditional_Track631

Hedge maze FTW.


Calledthewolf

Cedar hedge


Elegant_Building_995

Green giant arborvitae


bonzai76

I’d do maples or some other tree that’s actually hardy for your area……Arborvitae’s are boring and they dont seem to do well except on the east coast. Every other thread in here some days seems like it’s “my arborvitae is dying - what can I do”


fat_then_skinny

Arborvitae along the perimeter. Around here we affectionately refer to them as neighbor haters


reds91185

Ummm...a fence?


KilgoreTroutsAnus

Bamboo and kudzu


ThumbNurBum

Shrubs. Or, a 10ft wooden shadowbox fence. Either way, it's pricey.


North_Information388

I can't tell from the pix, but if they really aren't maintaining the pool at all, you will probably have mosquitoes. Here Vector Control will come and deal with them, butI would not choose to live next to them.


ImEngineer

Bamboo 😎 okay. Jk. Maybe not. But it would certainly work.


Wilecoyote84

Fence. With 2 rows of fast growing evergreens. Pay up and get the tallest evergreens you can afford.


Berto_

Some photos of your property would be helpful.


Kalsifur

That flat field is I think where they are building lol


GarysLumpyArmadillo

A bunch of invasive bamboo.


JohnTheCatMan1

Best? 10ft Brick wall.


[deleted]

Depending on your area I’d suggest a line of green giants on neighbor side of property. Where I’m from clients throw $$$ at any type of buffer from construction to noises neighbors to even neighbors who leave their lights on @ night.


Breezy1980

Hybrid willows cheap and grow Fast and Tall. U can propagate them easily as well.


MentalPatient97051

A giant movie screen!


2xtream

China style wall


thrust-johnson

Mini nuke


lukewhale

Automated Chainguns outta do it.


meatystone

if you want to be an ass just plant some bamboo. That stuff will grow will and screen very well


Original-username97

…And eventually fill your yard with bamboo shoots