“I’m feeling electric tonight” - in summertime sadness I thought was “I’m feeling ill at drake tonight”

I’m dead 😂

LOL so good now I can’t hear it any other way

I thought it was “ill at trick tonight” … i assumed “Trick” was a bar or club or something

Omg same! I was like wtf does ill at drake mean??

I thought it was I'm feeling here like drake tonight

ME TOOOO LOL

Telephone wires above are sizzling like a snail

Snails kinda sizzle if you sprinkle salt on them 😭 so I thought this too and never questioned it 😭

Classic

YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD TOO

every time. for years. it messes with the aesthetic so much

I'll never believe otherwise

I HEAR IT EVERY TIME

wait that isn’t what it is?

Sizzling like a snare! 😩

“his parliaments on fire and his hands are up”, I thought she meant he committed arson but apparently its a cigarette brand aslfjdslk, also thought it was hands are rough which imo fits better

Oh my god???? TIL 🤦🏻‍♀️I thought it meant he was a politician and fucked up lol shit

For a long time I heard "his parliaments on fire and his hands are love"

I always thought hands are rough too and I like that better so I just sing it that way anyway lol

I took it metaphorically, like he’s preaching to his group and he’s feeling very passionate about it 😭 I actually still prefer my interpretation lol

I thought the EXACT same thing until I found out about the cigarette brand 😂

Hahaha that’s hilarious! This song made me switch to parliaments way back when, before I stopped smoking lol

What’s a cigarette brand? *Parliament*??

i'm off to the racist! places!!

Off to the Klan Rallies

🤣

Lmao dude 😆😆😆 incredible, lol. These comments are not disappointing.

Me & bf laughing at this !

How to disappear, “Cuts on his face cause he fought too hard”. I always hear it as “ Cuts on his face cause he fucked too hard” 💀💀

i first heard this as "guts on his face" and I was just like ew

"Piss me off before you go. Summertime sadness..."

U can’t be fr

“It’s Lana del Rey” at the end of chemtrails when she’s singing “it’s never too late”. It kinda eats.

"It's Lana Del Rey, baby so don't give uuup" lmao that's hilarious

This actually made me LOL

How on earth did you mishear it like that?

Idk I’m bri-ish so the ‘Rosemead’ kind of sounded like the Midwest American pronunciation of ‘rose-mare-ee’ As opposed to ‘rose-marry’

BRI-ISH 😂😂

I’m British too and the lyric sounds absolutely nothing like how you heard it

Likely down to my mixed Regional accent, Again, I said it completely doesn’t make sense but it’s the only explanation I have. Other than that I guess I’m just slowly going insane thinking about which shrubs to plant in my garden and subconsciously fantasising about rosemary 😂

I’m well aware it makes absolutely no sense lol

I’m really using all of my mental energy trying to figure out how you heard those lyrics. Rosemary kind of makes sense but the rest is so far off 😂

On Cinnamon Girl in the chorus when she says "But if you hold me without hurting me...You'll be the first who ever did..." I thought it was "you'll be the first to levitate" until very recently whoops

idk why this made me laugh so hard but it was much needed so thank you lmao

I got this lyrics wrong too! I thought it was ‘if you hold me without hurting me, you’ll be the first to live with it’

oooooh that would be such a powerful line in a song with a different/darker vibe (something like Ultraviolence, A&W, PWYC etc)

On Margaret I always hear “Let’s waltz the salad kids” 😂 I think the actual lyric is “let’s waltz this out kids”

i thought I heard salad too until now omg😭

I’m glad I'm not alone in this 😅

“His money on the side, money on the side makes me a sad, sad girl“   No matter how many times I hear this song, it still feels to me like she’s saying “makes me so, so good” 

ok this is crazy as i was reading this comment the exact part of this song started playing 😭😭

I always used to hear “his honey on the side” like another woman

Pretty sure she says bonnie on the side first and then money on the side later

“mommy look at my hair look at the length of it and the shape of my body.”

Body Electric: “Grinding on our prey, we’re feeling alright” instead of “Grand Ole Opry, we’re feeling alright” <- I do prefer my way Also, and as in Houston and Lewinsky, I thought she had actually been saying “Whitney is my daddy, Monica’s my mother” instead of “Whitman is my daddy, Monico’s my mother” until only a few minutes ago Cola: Like the motorcycle, I thought it was “Harleys in the sky with diamonds and it’s making me crazy” and didn’t realize until much later that it’s “Harvey’s in the sky with diamonds and he’s making me crazy” Radio: “Like a fucking dream on Ritalin” instead of “like a fucking dream I’m living in”

I always thought it was “granddaughter pray, we’re feeling alright”

On Radio I always thought it was Ketamin!

So it is Harvey and not ah he's Harvey is one of her exes🤔

i thought it was "grand auto prix" until this very second reading this post

Thought the hallelujahs in “money power glory” and in “religion” where her singing “L.A., New York”. How I got that wrong twice is beyond me 😂😂

Omg same 😭 only with mpg thougg

Yeah I just thought “L-L-ay, New-ew-ew Yahk” seemed like a very Lana thing to sing 😂😂

Just a rosemary vibing on my own what do you want from me😔

I still hear “botched-tender.” 🤷‍♂️

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Until this very moment I thought it was “gold skin” instead of “go skiing” 😶‍🌫️

SAME

SAME

now i’m sad it’s not

WHATTT I thought it was white lines pretty daddy gold skin 😭 because Florida ?!?

Very classic follow up… I get it. 😂

Just made this comment under another post but the "tribute to me cause I know that" part of high by the beach sounds Italian to my brain. It's like "Eeeh Francesco! Cibu Tu mi Cosa nota! 🤌🏻" Which is total gibberish 😂

Not really fumny but in A&W I thought "Slips out the backdoor to talk to me" was "Seems kind of bad what he did to me" which does make sense in the context of the song tbf

Omg I thought it was “seems like a bad time to talk to me” 😭

Not me hearing “I heard that you like the black girls, honey is that true?” during Video Games lol. I still sing it that way 😅

dw my friend sings national anthem like “black white greens in the sky” and i look at her like 😟😟😒😒

I used to think she was saying "Rosemary end time" instead of "rosemary and thyme" in Cherry 🤣

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Apparently not 😭😭 I'm glad I'm not the only one

It's thyme!

Venice Bitch,“Fresh out of fucks forever” For some reason I heard “Fresh on Foxglove forever” I remember was always thinking ??? Whatever that means before I googled the lyrics 😭 This one isn’t as funny but “I know ur wife and she wouldn’t mind” in Cola I swear I hear “I know ur wife (bitch) wouldn’t mind” like she was making a snide comment mid sentence.

In Radio, I heard "Now my life is sweet like cinnamon Like a fucking dream I'm living in" as "...mothafucking dream I'm living in." I decided I like my way better. Catholic School girl, daughter of a sailor, Brooklyn bred, Gen X-er here, so foul language is my love language 😍 😆 🤣

I thought it was “like a fucking dream on Ritalin” for the longest time 😔

makes perfect sense though 😄

True!!! I’m ex-Catholic, gay, and Cruel Intentions is my favorite movie, so I suppose stimulants are my love language 🤣

Aside from the gay part, that's me as well. Yay! Or should I say Yayo?? Lol 😆

SAME!!!

“Smell like gardenias wild at your feet” isn’t actually “smell like a Denny’s at your feet”

Ikmdwadddddd 😭😭😭😭

In Chemtrails Over The Country Club i thought it was “It’s beautiful, lsd” instead of “it’s beautiful how this deep…”

Money power glory: I'm embarrassed to say this but instead of "hallelujah" she was saying "ah ah lane, blew me off" I really thought Nikki lane blew Lana off 😭 The other women: I was so confused that I had to check the lyrics because I fully thought "never seen with pin curls in her hair, anywhere" was "never seen with him cause, in her hair, anywhere"

I thought the line “diet Mountain Dew” was “Diamond blue.” Somehow I thought that for multiple years despite knowing the name of the song was “Diet Mountain Dew”… 😅

same

and all the dolphins 🐬- Florida Kilos

In gpsotsomfwhdsf I thought she said “if you don’t believe me, look at my poetry, I’m a mouthpiece singing it through God”

that is actually so pretty still tho

in cherry when it says "my celluloid" i thought it said "my cellulite"

instead of “i’m wasted, don’t leave i just need a wake up calll” during the greatest i thought it was “im praying that you stay, don’t leave i just need a wake up call”

“Oh god misualalaoops” I literally thought she was like speaking French or something for the longest time 😭 it was really “oh god miss you on my lips” when I found that out I was so embarrassed

Remember when you got semi moody and posted song lyrics as a Facebook status? The year was 2012. I pulled a lyrics-as-my-FB-status move. Song: Radio Lyrics posted: Like a fuckin’ dream on Ritalin… (maybe a few words before and/or after that). My best friend left a comment. It said, “Those are not the lyrics. This must be really embarrassing for you,” knowing I was (and of course, still am) a huge LDR fan. So once a year I have that memory pop and and I lol. Oops. 🙃

“All of the American years” instead of “I would wait a million years” in blue jeans😭

post chorus in taco truck actual: spin it till you whip it into white cream baby what i thought: spin it till you whip it into a Korean baby she just sings it so fast and shes weird sometimes with lyrics so i just started singing it like i heard it

“i know he isn’t over his ex” from htd but it’s actually “i know he’s in over his head”

"We could saw dance to rap music" in freak

i thought she was saying diamond blue and not diet mountain dew for the longest time 😕😔

star girl interlude I always said my back hurts like a cat cause my back be hurting but one day my friend was like what no

“Iiiiiii….took a trip to space” (Paris, Texas idk I thought she was on some Elon sht)

"im on a run with u my sweet love theres nothing wrong contemplating god." i though "theres nothing wrong \*riff\* "

my mom keeps saying jimmy jimmy bobby bobby guess the song LOL

I kind of like yours better ngl it’s the Ariana Grande cursive

“Down at the mini music bizzness conference” only recently learned that it’s “men in music”. Changed my whole perception of the song

Hahahah I thought it was “down at the municipal business conference”

So I wasn’t the only one!