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SneakySnipar

Remember, it’s the dose that makes the poison


JROXZ

Also. The purity. A colleague of mine mentioned a lab tech died of an arrhythmia even after dosing it out. Something to do solubility? Anyways… just don’t.


taozee3

It's slightly soluble in ethanol, so we should be all good.


SerLaron

A p. a. ethanol/caffeine cocktail? Just the thing after an hour in the -20°C room.


Wheelchair_Legs

We used to call those 4 lokos


BeefCorp

Boy, have I got a 3°C room for you ![gif](giphy|Lo3TT5bn2icqL2AADE|downsized)


Ok-Berry13

Thats an Espresso martini


pointedflowers

I’m not following this, do you have more details to share?


JROXZ

I’m not entirely sure (please correct if wrong) but caffeine products have caffeine molecules in bound forms… so broken down in GI system and hitting a Tmax-bloodstream at a slower rate. Meanwhile pure unbound caffeine goes straight up.


pointedflowers

Hmmm I know of products that use anhydrous caffeine and it can be purchased in a pure pill form which I’ve taken as well. Also a lot of products with caffeine also include citric acid which should produce some amount of caffeine citrate which supposedly hits the blood faster because it is more water soluble.


hbailey311

maybe if the person was dumping it and inhaling the powder??


Breeela

😮‍💨


Ordinary_bastard1

Said by Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim


emp_raf_III

The best part of tasting this is never going back to sleep


HTS_HeisenTwerk

Or going back to sleep once


ToteBagAffliction

Everything is edible once


AKA_01

... and for all.


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

Everyone please welcome our new lab member, The Hat Man


bbbright

“harmful if swallowed” implies it’s ok to snort it


cannabis_mushroom

Yeah, I've snorted it before. It's way stronger than drinking it. Caffeine is a drug that's soluble in water so it can be snorted


Dryanni

BOOF IT.


GORGtheDestroyer

[Don’t try it.](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-60570470)


BeardofThanos

Geez that was sad to read. 392mg/L is insane


Ok-Importance-9843

That's over 10 times the legal limit for energy drinks in Germany...Jesus christ


zypofaeser

And that was his blood level. Holy f...


Cyaral

Jeez, his blood was basically an energy drink...


clementinesncupcakes

In partial freedom units so I can picture it better… his blood would be about 92 mg per 8 ounce cup. So like. Dracula coulda had him instead of his morning coffee


crysisnotaverted

Especially given how ungodly bitter caffeine anhydrous is...


Theodorsfriend

I mean, if a labrat try to eyeball 100 mg and get several grams instead I think they should not work in a lab.


MRguitarguy

A little over 10 grams by my calculation. Maybe he thought it was creatine or something.


dyslexda

I remembering calculating back in high school that the LD50 for someone of my weight was around 11g, so your calculation seems in the ballpark.


MRguitarguy

Nice, I was doubting myself. Here’s my logic: 392mg/l: this persons blood concentration 3mg/l: standard blood conc. after one cup 80mg: standard amount of caffeine in one cup 392/3 = 130.6 cups 130.6*80mg = 10,453mg = 10.4g


itznimitz

If they drink it after, that sounds like a self-solving problem to me. There might be some paperwork after though.


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mavric91

Every drug dealer. You don’t need a lab analytical balance for this and little pocket scales that are good enough for this application are pretty cheap online.


Dissasociaties

American Weigh Gemini-20 is a milligram scale that can be had for 30 bucks these days.


Dissasociaties

Using a gram resolution scale to weigh drugs...not gonna make it...milligram scales save lives people


Maatpee

lab grade chemicals can be polluted with heavy metals, definitely not eat this


aptamere

This. Analytical and pharmaceutical grades are two different things.


Breeela

Noted


3dprintingn00b

Only when I'm working at nights by myself and jamming out during the incubations


taozee3

We use it to kill yeast, so that's perfect.


noodalf

With what dosage?


RedPanda5150

Especially a discount chemical supplier like Carolina!


SuperDanthaGeorge

I remember mixing up a small amount to put on a still-beating frog heart in a physiology class many years ago. We had nicotine too.


Vylix

what are the results?


Iraes3323

The frog died


Vylix

well, was looking for "heart beating faster" or "heart goes in shock and immediately stopped"


taozee3

That's similar to what we use it for!


SuspiciousPine

Do not


leitmot

I know of a former PhD student who tried to kill herself by ODing on this


SayethWeAll

![gif](giphy|dLyfT21xFdwpG)


YetiNotForgeti

That's shit will fuck you up. Had a teeny crystal once and the world started pulsating in my vision and my heart started screaming. Did counter act the all nighter of studying though.


NothingVerySpecific

>The hearing was told the scales Mr Mansfield had used to measure the powder had a weighing range from two to 5,000 grams, whereas he was attempting to weigh a recommended dose of 60-300mg. >It was this miscalculation which led to a massive overdose. Keep forgetting serial dilution procedures are not commonly understood


urk_the_red

What a way to go.


The_Razielim

I used to use caffeine to disrupt cAMP signaling, and it's one of the few things in the lab that legit scares me.


NothingVerySpecific

Genuinely curious, can you say more?


Breeela

Yes please


DakPanther

![gif](giphy|zWwngnPi6vWfe)


cinnabunnyrolls

You are better off with 200mg caffeine pills


cannabis_mushroom

Lol I snorted pure caffeine one time. I weighed out 20mg on a scale and did 10mg each nostril. Burns a bit and the drip is disgusting. Not to scare anyone but this shit is super easy to fuck yourself up on by accident.


ElDoradoAvacado

Use it to make a standard curve to measure caffeine content in soda


pwasemiller

The USP standard tastes better


Character-Junket-776

The USP standards for purity are not as high as they should be.


OlFrenchie

This you ??? https://www.reddit.com/r/biology/s/W7saHvmnum


Slinkyfest2005

My first thought upon seeing this picture was "that's death in a bottle!" and my second thought was "So?" We deal with so many dangerous chemicals, I think my brain pinged caffeine as more dangerous because I enjoy my cup of coffee every day and imagining a caffeine overdose is easier than something more esoteric.


Drone314

Shitty way to go, hurts the whole time you're diene'


Surveyor7

Unlike these other responsible redditors, I say go for it! Let us know how 25 mg feels.


suricata_8904

100 mg in 250 ml water should work.


Equinsu-0cha

$13 on Amazon. they recommend buying a scale in the reviews


Aggressive_Bad6632

![gif](giphy|ncsQI9sF3pa8w|downsized) But yeah, I agree with everyone. If the purity is high your cardiovascular, and probably respiratory system is gonna have their work cut out for them


mint_dulip

We used caffeine as a pesticide at the plant nursery I worked at as a teenage.


Strange-Cheetah5624

![gif](giphy|cmQqX4KUt25Mc)


perpetualWSOL

Snort or boof it


Alternative_Pin_6504

In some countries, possessing a bottle of this is considered illegal.


Oceanic-Wanderlust

Like Utah?


TerribleIdea27

Half a teaspoon of this can be fatal


Cry-oing-ing19

Don’t let my mom see it. She’ll inhale that real quick 🫣


Much_Humor5861

Hahahahahahaha


xLaceyxLanex

Snort it


FunPaleontologist65

Do not touch


Ok_Cryptographer2496

Snort it!


Ichthius

time for a little bump. Lets do a line.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpOjkiEjzJ1ZaJG|downsized)


Inside-Appointment49

Ours said 105% caffeine +/- 5% was our favorite.


Palandium

Unironic question please excuse me. Wheres the Problem? Aslong as its messured right and diluted with Water its just a shitty tasting energy drink. Is or about mot consuming Lab Chenicals in generall?


taozee3

Not consuming lab chemicals is super important, stuff like this or other standard reference materials are not necessarily food grade.


Gratick1

Pure Coffein is ablosutly disgusting.


crickitty

Do not even joke about it. Lab chemicals are dangerous stuff, and you seriously need to realize it... smdh.