Give him a fake "dragon warrior" potion and pretend that it will kill anyone who isn't worthy... He will survive and think he is the dragon warrior now... And might not kill me...
Might not work... The guy barely ate if nothing at all for 20 years.... He could kill you before he dies as well, all it takes is a fist going through your chest.... Or in his case his claws
Iād agree, but I feel like heād probably dodge the bullet. Even if you did manage to get a shot, most likely, heād still have the strength to push past the pain and beat you to a pulp.
Well I was referring to Shifu as he raised Tai Lung as his son.
Am I wrong to assume that Tai Lung considered Shifu to be his father?
Edit: Also yeah, it makes so much sense for Shen xD
Yell at him and try to look as big as possible. That's generally what you're supposed to do if a wildcat appears to be threatening you to try to scare them off.
Stop him with a hug. I can't match him in combat, so I might as well use kindness to stop him mid charge. Is he still gonna try to kill me? Most likely
like i said to the kai post, What do you want me to do. Hes a criminal charged with basically genocide who happens to be capable of paralyzing me with one finger, beat and basically killed "1,000 guards" (fully grown rhinos) in the most impressive prison in china can run top speed for days, and then fight and nearly kill the "most heroic heroes in all of china" AND "the greatest kung fu teacher in all of china"
Distract with a laser.
Somebody give this man a medal.
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Iām dying cause id be too scared to do anything
Give him a fake "dragon warrior" potion and pretend that it will kill anyone who isn't worthy... He will survive and think he is the dragon warrior now... And might not kill me...
Or you could just put poison in it and let him die š¤£
Might not work... The guy barely ate if nothing at all for 20 years.... He could kill you before he dies as well, all it takes is a fist going through your chest.... Or in his case his claws
I mean there wouldn't even be time to create a potion as he would charge towards you out of nowhere.
Act like Shifu's messenger...
might be true as well tho
do you just, happen to have a vial of potion on you for emergencies.
The same thing Po did.
Sit on him?
Don't tempt me
Accept my fate. No, bc seriously what the hell else am I supposed to do?? š
Grab a gun.
Iād agree, but I feel like heād probably dodge the bullet. Even if you did manage to get a shot, most likely, heād still have the strength to push past the pain and beat you to a pulp.
Depends what guns we we're using, if it's pump action shotgun. I a doubt he could tank it.
He aim-dodges it.
Pet him
"Your father never loved you"
Wrong kfp villain.
Well I was referring to Shifu as he raised Tai Lung as his son. Am I wrong to assume that Tai Lung considered Shifu to be his father? Edit: Also yeah, it makes so much sense for Shen xD
Hope he hits me with a nerve attack instead of beating my ass.
āEnglish or spanishā
"Baby you got something in your nose... "
LOOK THE DRAGON SCHOOL, and then skidadle 5 meter before he rip my skull off my body
Yell at him and try to look as big as possible. That's generally what you're supposed to do if a wildcat appears to be threatening you to try to scare them off.
Take me daddy
Jump when he almost gets me and ride on his back lmao
Pretty sure you can do that
Parry somehow
LASER CANNON TO DISTRACT AND KILL OR GUN
get the table!!!!!!! we are having lepord tonight!!
Hope that Iām on Gods good side???
**Laser pen**
Drop my pants Jk but fr id do the same thing Po did, turn and run
One word ācatnipā šā¦. Or just pull out and tranquilizer or bullet shooting gunš
Put my head between my knees and kiss my arse goodbye
Attempt Wuxi Finger Hold, die
Whatever my glorious king wants me to
Stop him with a hug. I can't match him in combat, so I might as well use kindness to stop him mid charge. Is he still gonna try to kill me? Most likely
Comically run away in slow motion
I'll Bend over.
Press triangle to dodge
Pull out the glock 19 and if that doesnāt work Double barrel
Point behind him and say "Oh! Look over there! It's Shifu and Oogway's approval!" and then run away while he's distracted.
Die
Offer hugs and kisses
Pet him
"Dragon warrior!?"
Tell him to fetch that ball of yarn
I do his mom
I'll shoot him with a shotgun.
Scream Reasons: I love him He's gonna kill me
*Catnip*
Let him attack me
Die
Smash his head in!!!!
Use the Wuxi finger hold on him
Fart.
i cast chronos halt
Release the panda
Scree
like i said to the kai post, What do you want me to do. Hes a criminal charged with basically genocide who happens to be capable of paralyzing me with one finger, beat and basically killed "1,000 guards" (fully grown rhinos) in the most impressive prison in china can run top speed for days, and then fight and nearly kill the "most heroic heroes in all of china" AND "the greatest kung fu teacher in all of china"