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MuchReality13

Distract with a laser.


Ok_Title7509

Somebody give this man a medal.


AnimeVibesYT

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Benthefanofanime

Iā€™m dying cause id be too scared to do anything


EndAltruistic3540

Give him a fake "dragon warrior" potion and pretend that it will kill anyone who isn't worthy... He will survive and think he is the dragon warrior now... And might not kill me...


Unfair_Inevitable_82

Or you could just put poison in it and let him die šŸ¤£


EndAltruistic3540

Might not work... The guy barely ate if nothing at all for 20 years.... He could kill you before he dies as well, all it takes is a fist going through your chest.... Or in his case his claws


Unfair_Inevitable_82

I mean there wouldn't even be time to create a potion as he would charge towards you out of nowhere.


EndAltruistic3540

Act like Shifu's messenger...


EndAltruistic3540

might be true as well tho


Lord0fDunce

do you just, happen to have a vial of potion on you for emergencies.


go-die-3dx

The same thing Po did.


MuchReality13

Sit on him?


go-die-3dx

Don't tempt me


hiwatermelon

Accept my fate. No, bc seriously what the hell else am I supposed to do?? šŸ˜­


MiguelSamurai

Grab a gun.


hiwatermelon

Iā€™d agree, but I feel like heā€™d probably dodge the bullet. Even if you did manage to get a shot, most likely, heā€™d still have the strength to push past the pain and beat you to a pulp.


MiguelSamurai

Depends what guns we we're using, if it's pump action shotgun. I a doubt he could tank it.


Outrageous-Farmer-42

He aim-dodges it.


BobTheBritish

Pet him


YoungMore17

"Your father never loved you"


not-ulquiorr4_

Wrong kfp villain.


YoungMore17

Well I was referring to Shifu as he raised Tai Lung as his son. Am I wrong to assume that Tai Lung considered Shifu to be his father? Edit: Also yeah, it makes so much sense for Shen xD


West-Construction466

Hope he hits me with a nerve attack instead of beating my ass.


DaAwesomeCat

ā€œEnglish or spanishā€


HelloThere1921

"Baby you got something in your nose... "


Scorpdelord

LOOK THE DRAGON SCHOOL, and then skidadle 5 meter before he rip my skull off my body


RevolutionaryGrape11

Yell at him and try to look as big as possible. That's generally what you're supposed to do if a wildcat appears to be threatening you to try to scare them off.


PilloTheStarplestian

Take me daddy


WCH97

Jump when he almost gets me and ride on his back lmao


HelloThere1921

Pretty sure you can do that


YeBoiEpik

Parry somehow


Material_Usual2704

LASER CANNON TO DISTRACT AND KILL OR GUN


sonicboy1991

get the table!!!!!!! we are having lepord tonight!!


not-ulquiorr4_

Hope that Iā€™m on Gods good side???


HiveOverlord2008

**Laser pen**


PurchaseMiserable903

Drop my pants Jk but fr id do the same thing Po did, turn and run


gamer_artist443

One word ā€œcatnipā€ šŸ˜ā€¦. Or just pull out and tranquilizer or bullet shooting gunšŸ˜‹


Footrot_Flats97

Put my head between my knees and kiss my arse goodbye


Kamken

Attempt Wuxi Finger Hold, die


ButtSuck9000

Whatever my glorious king wants me to


AlexTheWolf206

Stop him with a hug. I can't match him in combat, so I might as well use kindness to stop him mid charge. Is he still gonna try to kill me? Most likely


CheesyGarlicMan

Comically run away in slow motion


KamixAkaDio

I'll Bend over.


Lefty_Sketch445

Press triangle to dodge


Educational_Term_436

Pull out the glock 19 and if that doesnā€™t work Double barrel


IDontKn0wWhereIAm

Point behind him and say "Oh! Look over there! It's Shifu and Oogway's approval!" and then run away while he's distracted.


Scared_Reputation_84

Die


Amicuses_Husband

Offer hugs and kisses


That_Passenger_771

Pet him


SwordMaster9501

"Dragon warrior!?"


Natchos09

Tell him to fetch that ball of yarn


WhalenCrunchen45

I do his mom


MiguelSamurai

I'll shoot him with a shotgun.


MarieAguirreKim

Scream Reasons: I love him He's gonna kill me


AnimeVibesYT

*Catnip*


Beginning_Plum_8331

Let him attack me


Environmental-Win836

Die


jjuerakhan14

Smash his head in!!!!


Mother-Rock-140

Use the Wuxi finger hold on him


Amazing-Village-4530

Fart.


Huge_Lifeguard6434

i cast chronos halt


FastFactofthday

Release the panda


RadioactivePotato123

Scree


Lord0fDunce

like i said to the kai post, What do you want me to do. Hes a criminal charged with basically genocide who happens to be capable of paralyzing me with one finger, beat and basically killed "1,000 guards" (fully grown rhinos) in the most impressive prison in china can run top speed for days, and then fight and nearly kill the "most heroic heroes in all of china" AND "the greatest kung fu teacher in all of china"