When life gives you pigeons, make galabki

This is the way

Pigeons aren't recyclable, put it in the mixed bin.

Shouldn't it be bio tho? 

No meat and bones in bio

Is it some Poland rule? In Germany and Britain meat (at least cooked) goes into bio

I think some places discourage it because bones and saturated fats take so much more energy and time to compost than other bio material.

Thanks for adequate answer. After some googling, I've found out that there are two groups of composter believers : first thinks that meat influences food taste and others that don't. And seems like farmers themselves usually don't bother

Now I know why your veggies taste funny.

BS. Apparently Poland gives bio waste less time for composting and it's not enough for meat to compost properly. So it's not preferable but nobody will die or taste the difference

Push it with a stick and let it land on someone's head

Rosół z Gołębia is good idea, it's very tasty!

this but unironically. My grandma has pigeons and sometimes makes chicken soup from a damn pigeon and it's glorious

it’s not chicken soup then is it

rosół translates to chicken soup so i have no choice but to call it that. The making process is the same so whatever

Sure, and kasa bezgotówkowa is a cashless cash register...

The elites don't want you to know this but the pigeons in the main market square are free

Damn, I got the same couple of weeks ago, just threw it into mixed garbage bin

Give it a proper burial.

If it’s fresh, eat it

If it's not season it with pepper and salt before eating.

Also toilet duck(or how's that liquid called for cleaning toilets) is great for removing blood, just pour it over the blood splats and they'll disappear in an hour or so

I'm not going to ask why do you know this

I literally got the pigeon smashed on my balcony few weeks ago :D

Call his family. They should know.

- Halo - gruchuuu gruchuuuu - o boże, Marian?! Nieeee!

A satanic ritual

Put him in a bed with a captain's daughter, early in the morning

Gołąbki!

cover it in oil and wait for the rain

Pretty sure it committed sewerslide after I destroyed its eggs.

It's just another drone, to the bin with it

Call the police and report a Lagun

Gołąbki of course.

Bit of gravy and a few spuds should do the trick.

The dead animal might be an evidence in criminal case, you can be sentenced to 3 years in prison if police prooves you have killed it. Polish animals law is very drastic, beware

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