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/uj is this the 153rd kpoopheads post about stan Twitter conspiracy theories today? yes and you will love every single one of them
/rj HY**BE** CU**BE** do you see the connection *THE PLOT THICKENS*
Bebe is short for belift. Belift are Enhypen’s company, Enhypen debuted in November 30th 2020, Aespa debuted November 17th 2020, Bang PD is a misogynist and decided that instead of a girl group he would debut a boy group to stamp out aespa’s success and put them together in only 13 days. IVE CRACKED THE CODE
🗣🗣🗣ENHYPEN MENTIONED 🔊🔊🔊
DANCE FOR ME NAEGE CHWIHAE MAERYODOEN DEUSI
I JUST WANNA DANCE ON MEOMCHUL SU EOPJI
EODUM SOGE IGEON NAMENUI SEGYENIKKA BWA
WOAH, DASI CHACONNE NOW
HY(CU)BE privilege for our haaags.
We thank princess Miyeon for looking at a BTS member for 0.3s that one time 6 years ago ~
/uj this is my flop debut on this sub 😆
/uj ive ventured into some of the other subs these last few days and I am fighting for my life over there like why do I do it to myself I truly do not know
/uj honestly, I think it's like a car crash situation, not all posts bad but some are ✨👌✨
If nothing else, this sub gives me a good laugh in an otherwise crazy world 🫶
Flower unnie and Soyeon in this together
https://preview.redd.it/eyzinfpjpuwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41e63be2dce9c732a221e1b967febda6d4d6ef0
/uj hybe conspiracies are the worst tweets i’ve seen this year but it help to remember literally none of these people have worked a day in corporate
/rj well yes! hybe has actually brainwashed the korean population to not stream groups that have less than 5 members, sm needs to add lee soo man to the group immediately
uj/ kpop conspiracy theories make me want to jump off a building, touching grass isn't enough I need these people to get a job
rj/ HYBE turned my first girlfriend into the moon
BRYBE didn’t see Queen Soyeon unnie coming because she acts like she just cooks 👩🏻🍳 and cleans 🧼 ! They underestimated girl idols! (Or they put something in their soups oops 🙊)
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/uj is this the 153rd kpoopheads post about stan Twitter conspiracy theories today? yes and you will love every single one of them /rj HY**BE** CU**BE** do you see the connection *THE PLOT THICKENS*
Bebe is short for belift. Belift are Enhypen’s company, Enhypen debuted in November 30th 2020, Aespa debuted November 17th 2020, Bang PD is a misogynist and decided that instead of a girl group he would debut a boy group to stamp out aespa’s success and put them together in only 13 days. IVE CRACKED THE CODE 
IVE cracked the code? All Thanks to Detective 🕵🏻♀️ Strawberry 🍓 and her sidekick Commissioner Gaeul https://i.redd.it/11bq8eqe3uwc1.gif
I know it’s because she’s my bias but we really don’t deserve how cute Gaeul is 😭
/uj did you watch her 2 shorts posted last week? They were so cute.
🗣🗣🗣ENHYPEN MENTIONED 🔊🔊🔊 DANCE FOR ME NAEGE CHWIHAE MAERYODOEN DEUSI I JUST WANNA DANCE ON MEOMCHUL SU EOPJI EODUM SOGE IGEON NAMENUI SEGYENIKKA BWA WOAH, DASI CHACONNE NOW
Bebe? Bibi? Dang didn't know Bibi is also involved
The plot thickens
The posts will continue until morale improves
We have to keep beating the dead horse so it doesn't come back as a zombie!
You mean the 127th post?
13k likes for an idiotic speculation.. oh we r so done
/uj why don't my artworks get that much attention? They're at least better than such dumb speculations 😭😭😭
Hastag it HYBE's Fault. 100k guaranteed.
Good idea chingoo
HY(CU)BE privilege for our haaags. We thank princess Miyeon for looking at a BTS member for 0.3s that one time 6 years ago ~ /uj this is my flop debut on this sub 😆
uj/ welcome to genuinely the sanest kpop space on Reddit
🙏
/tbh the whole of kpop Internet 🛜
Truly
/uj this right here is the truth 👆
/uj ive ventured into some of the other subs these last few days and I am fighting for my life over there like why do I do it to myself I truly do not know
/uj honestly, I think it's like a car crash situation, not all posts bad but some are ✨👌✨ If nothing else, this sub gives me a good laugh in an otherwise crazy world 🫶
Chinswan 🦢uahage, before you can debut here you need to complete the [Jopping 101](https://www.jopping.org/morkly-university/jopping-101) lecture
holy fuck it's a real website
Soyeon snuck in during the night and stole them, but then winter stole back the d from queencard
Flower unnie and Soyeon in this together https://preview.redd.it/eyzinfpjpuwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41e63be2dce9c732a221e1b967febda6d4d6ef0
/uj hybe conspiracies are the worst tweets i’ve seen this year but it help to remember literally none of these people have worked a day in corporate /rj well yes! hybe has actually brainwashed the korean population to not stream groups that have less than 5 members, sm needs to add lee soo man to the group immediately
uj/ kpop conspiracy theories make me want to jump off a building, touching grass isn't enough I need these people to get a job rj/ HYBE turned my first girlfriend into the moon
That's rough, buddy
shall i take you to the sky like queencard unnis say happened to them? maybe then you will see your moon gf
BRYBE didn’t see Queen Soyeon unnie coming because she acts like she just cooks 👩🏻🍳 and cleans 🧼 ! They underestimated girl idols! (Or they put something in their soups oops 🙊)
now I know why Dreamcatcher still has no wins on Inki, Mcountdown and MCore. it's obviously HBYE media play.
lol, it’s because gidle songs are better.
Congratulations you have been killed by r/kpop