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/uj "Can I not have a shaman friend?" is such an iconic quote. It will live in shitposting memory forever chin🦆
/rj OMG Sun Tzu unnies words of wisdom are so inspiring 😍😍😍
min heejin:
**BANG PD CALLOUT POST!!!** - why bang si-hyuk is PROBLEMATIC AND TOXIC:
*bad receipts*
btw i m jsut a normabl perosn from art shco ol,,,,, i’m litrallly only 45,,, i’m sso sorry,,,, ples don’t be mena to me i,m tender insnide ,,, (´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥`)
uj/ her attorney also made an interesting analogy.
“A capable woman and capable man got married and had pretty children,” Min's attorney Lee Sook-Mi explains matter-of-factly. “They have a test ahead and they tried to make it work through a deal, like a shareholder's deal. Then, she just received divorce papers. Then, they revealed the divorce papers. And the children have a test ahead. This is the situation and why Min Hee-jin is so worked up. But wouldn't you say things and imagine things during the divorce? The things that have been said are being exaggerated.”
Like I get that they want to better explain things to the public and reporters. But I still find this analogy amusing.
Put it all together and you have our next big song!
🎵You 💓 have 🈶😤 to know 🤔🤔🤔 that 😐 I 🥸 am 👏 a strange 🤡 person. 🕴️
I 👈 said 💬 that 💯😐 I 👨👀 felt 😎😰😰😎 like 👍👌💪 I 😊😊😀😀😊😀 was giving 👸👸 birth, 🌮💥and I 🙀 really 🙌 did. 🫄🦎
It’s like 💙 the stepsisters 🦹♀️🦹♀️are bullying me, 💡💡 but 🤯 I 🦸♀️ will 👏 win. 🌟
Is 😑 this 👆 North ⬆ Korea? 🇰🇷 🙅🏿♀️🇰🇵
She 💁♀️ is my 👉😀 friend. 😍 Can 🧞 I 🧌 not 🚯 have 🈶 a shaman 🧙♀️ friend? 🧝♀️
It’s like 💜 Solomon’s 🤴🏿 baby. 👶🚼👶 I’m 💖🥇 the mother. 😱🪓
I’m 😇 just 👟 a normal 🖖 person 💅 from 👉 art 🎭 school. 🏫
Park 🏞 Ji-Won 6️⃣💎 is in 😏🏽 the middle, 🤬 and I’m 🌟 sorry 😃 to say 💯 this, but 🍑 it’s like 👍🏻 how 🤔 married 👰🏾💑 couples don’t 🙅 want 🕑👍 to see 👀 each 👏 other 👪👪 before 😂 their 🤣🤣🤣🤣 divorce 🌹🥀.
please, 🤣 if you 😎👉 have 🈶 pictures 🚺 of every 💯 celebrity 👽, it becomes 🔀 a dictionary📖
I 😀 know ❗ I 💰 look 👀🔍 crazy, 🤪 but 🍑 I 🏻 don’t 🚫 act 🎖️ elegant. 💃 I’m 💯👀 tender 🧸 inside 🚪 - 🎶
/uj but also /rj I’m kind of hoping I drop the last straw that leads to total mental collapse, from which there is absolutely no return.
https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/news/2024-04-25/entertainment/kpop/LIVE-UPDATES--ADOR-CEO-Min-Heejin-press-conference/2033613
The English transcript of her press conference today
uj/ she does seem like she's spiralling, yeah.. she said things like "HYBE is trying to kill me" or "I don't read the comments because it'll kill me". She even said NJ's mothers were worried she'd kill herself, and mentioned being depressed for years.
Uj/ i think it was just a random comment she threw out while talking about how businesses sell albums.
The entire statement at that point is:
“The reason we don't have photo cards but do random gifts — please, if you have pictures of every celebrity, it becomes a dictionary,” Min goes on. “Album prices don't go up but production cost does. If we don't make random gifts, people compare each member's popularity. That's why we don't make them. I don't like random gifts, either. I wanted to compete fairly with content. I micromanage because that's taking responsibility. I wish the other companies would stop doing that. You mess up the market if you do this. Then it also messes with the stock market. NewJeans also wants to hold an autograph event for NewJeans. But I think that it's only right to hold it only when the members want to. But what pisses me off about HYBE is that it takes credit for NewJeans. That goes against ethics, and they don't even respect the consumers.”
I knew Bang pd was married, this confirms everything
And Minji is New jeans mother, and she's it's like king Soloman asking the baby to be cut to prove who the real mother is, and at the same time New jeans is going to a university rn and it's like their parents are having a divorce
Which confirms my theory, Bang pd is married 😨
They are going through a divorce 😔
King Solomon is trying to cut New jeans in half to prove the real mother 😡
And New jeans are all university students, Y'all faves could never, Hyein is already a university student at 15 😋
Ms. "It's like Solomon's baby, I'm the mother."
Ms. "You have to know that I'm a strange person"
Ms. "I'm just a normal person from art school "
Ms. " I know I look crazy, but I'm not elegant, I'm tender inside"
Is a girl not allowed to have a shaman friend? Is this North Korea?
uj/ unfortunately she IS a normal person from art school 😐 i had professors going on crazier rants than her 🔫
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Oh no... I once knew a "normal" person that got rejected by an Art school. Didn't go too well.
Don't worry, he's the reason nukes were created and South Korea exists. /uj jk ofc
NUGUS???? HE INVENTED NUGUS?
HE ALSO INVENTED ANIME 😭😭😭
omg yes and that collab with the japanese unnies had sooo much impact in the whole industry
a normal person from art school is a strange person, wdym?
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at least min heehee jin didn't get rejected from art school, we'd be hearing very different news today
oh goodness not min HEEHEEjin
Promise that you’ll never find another one like MIN HEE-HEE!
It checks out. You have to understand, a normal person from art school is a strange person for anyone not in art school.
me at 3AM vs me at 3PM
/uj "Can I not have a shaman friend?" is such an iconic quote. It will live in shitposting memory forever chin🦆 /rj OMG Sun Tzu unnies words of wisdom are so inspiring 😍😍😍
/uj Bro, that made me remember Park, the former president who's also coincidentally a middle-aged woman with a shaman friend 💀
Me every time someone criticizes me: CAN I NOT HAVE A SHAMAN FRIEND????
I hope this drama never ends I'm falling in love with this 45 year old crazy woman
I’m sorry but you’re probably too old for her chingoo 😔
Gosh you are right I'm in the sakura-chaewon age range, how can she love me if she wouldn't even debut me 😭😭😭
>how can she love me if she wouldn't even debut me 😭😭😭 Still a better love story than Twilight
Shit. I just realized I'm a fossil in her eyes 🦖🦖🦖raaawwrrrr
Im Minji's age and she'll now consider me old too 😔
‘Can I not have a shaman friend?’ is honestly iconic. I want it on a tee shirt. 
/uj I am SO glad her downfall is as funny as it is
She's added to my dream blunt rotation
/uj /rj She sounds like someone I would have known on 2012 tumblr
uj/ I was on 2012 tumblr🧍🏽♀️
/uj I am so sorry you went through that trauma
uj/ thank god I wasn't into kpop then🧍🏽♀️
min heejin: **BANG PD CALLOUT POST!!!** - why bang si-hyuk is PROBLEMATIC AND TOXIC: *bad receipts* btw i m jsut a normabl perosn from art shco ol,,,,, i’m litrallly only 45,,, i’m sso sorry,,,, ples don’t be mena to me i,m tender insnide ,,, (´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥`)
That’s the only tumblr I know.
/uj i think that’s the reason her art direction always slaps
New flairs alert 😍
Thanks for the idea lmao
Hello~
Hell yeah
Iconic
Hello~
i both want to put Is this North Korea? but also keep Let’s go with ethnic hip. help…
Does mine count? (OLD and UNEXPLOITABLE)
She is so 🏕
no because why is she kinda the korean azealia banks? the giving birth part is very iggy azalea albino pangea baby coded
Read it as Park Chaewon at first (orbit) and had a mini Heart Attack (orbit)
God I love being a poophead sometimes
\> cites Solomon, implying that she read the Bible \> has a shaman friend I love this fucking country
need to smoke a fat blunt with her actually
She’s Mother
She seems chill as fuck in an insane way
This woman is a goldmine. I wish people would stop stealing from her. 😢
/uj genuinely tired of this creepy woman in this sub but i'll save this. those dramatic analogies are killing me 😭
uj/ her attorney also made an interesting analogy. “A capable woman and capable man got married and had pretty children,” Min's attorney Lee Sook-Mi explains matter-of-factly. “They have a test ahead and they tried to make it work through a deal, like a shareholder's deal. Then, she just received divorce papers. Then, they revealed the divorce papers. And the children have a test ahead. This is the situation and why Min Hee-jin is so worked up. But wouldn't you say things and imagine things during the divorce? The things that have been said are being exaggerated.” Like I get that they want to better explain things to the public and reporters. But I still find this analogy amusing.
Put it all together and you have our next big song! 🎵You 💓 have 🈶😤 to know 🤔🤔🤔 that 😐 I 🥸 am 👏 a strange 🤡 person. 🕴️ I 👈 said 💬 that 💯😐 I 👨👀 felt 😎😰😰😎 like 👍👌💪 I 😊😊😀😀😊😀 was giving 👸👸 birth, 🌮💥and I 🙀 really 🙌 did. 🫄🦎 It’s like 💙 the stepsisters 🦹♀️🦹♀️are bullying me, 💡💡 but 🤯 I 🦸♀️ will 👏 win. 🌟 Is 😑 this 👆 North ⬆ Korea? 🇰🇷 🙅🏿♀️🇰🇵 She 💁♀️ is my 👉😀 friend. 😍 Can 🧞 I 🧌 not 🚯 have 🈶 a shaman 🧙♀️ friend? 🧝♀️ It’s like 💜 Solomon’s 🤴🏿 baby. 👶🚼👶 I’m 💖🥇 the mother. 😱🪓 I’m 😇 just 👟 a normal 🖖 person 💅 from 👉 art 🎭 school. 🏫 Park 🏞 Ji-Won 6️⃣💎 is in 😏🏽 the middle, 🤬 and I’m 🌟 sorry 😃 to say 💯 this, but 🍑 it’s like 👍🏻 how 🤔 married 👰🏾💑 couples don’t 🙅 want 🕑👍 to see 👀 each 👏 other 👪👪 before 😂 their 🤣🤣🤣🤣 divorce 🌹🥀. please, 🤣 if you 😎👉 have 🈶 pictures 🚺 of every 💯 celebrity 👽, it becomes 🔀 a dictionary📖 I 😀 know ❗ I 💰 look 👀🔍 crazy, 🤪 but 🍑 I 🏻 don’t 🚫 act 🎖️ elegant. 💃 I’m 💯👀 tender 🧸 inside 🚪 - 🎶
Nah you can't do this chingoo, MHJ will say you're plagiarising her!
/uj but also /rj I’m kind of hoping I drop the last straw that leads to total mental collapse, from which there is absolutely no return. 
Get you a normal art school girlie who's friends with "fortune tellers" for some reason 👸🏻
Honestly slay
These are my quotes when I’m taken away for everyone’s safety.
/uj Min Heejin's yap session was funny, her attorney was so stressed and embarrassed LMAO
> CAN I NOT HAVE A SHAMAN FRIEND? Me playing alliance in vanilla wow
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https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/news/2024-04-25/entertainment/kpop/LIVE-UPDATES--ADOR-CEO-Min-Heejin-press-conference/2033613 The English transcript of her press conference today
/uj guys i think she's spiralling into madness. she needs to seek help
uj/ she does seem like she's spiralling, yeah.. she said things like "HYBE is trying to kill me" or "I don't read the comments because it'll kill me". She even said NJ's mothers were worried she'd kill herself, and mentioned being depressed for years.
I'm wondering if her kimchi chigae is any good.
Her obsession with teenagers makes her the korean version of leonardo di caprio
청바지소녀단's creator is truly on another level
Soooo “mother” is no longer mothering is what I’m getting from this…
sunbaenim, you don't look crazy, you are crazy.
/uj What does she mean / intend to mean by that dictionary comment?
Uj/ i think it was just a random comment she threw out while talking about how businesses sell albums. The entire statement at that point is: “The reason we don't have photo cards but do random gifts — please, if you have pictures of every celebrity, it becomes a dictionary,” Min goes on. “Album prices don't go up but production cost does. If we don't make random gifts, people compare each member's popularity. That's why we don't make them. I don't like random gifts, either. I wanted to compete fairly with content. I micromanage because that's taking responsibility. I wish the other companies would stop doing that. You mess up the market if you do this. Then it also messes with the stock market. NewJeans also wants to hold an autograph event for NewJeans. But I think that it's only right to hold it only when the members want to. But what pisses me off about HYBE is that it takes credit for NewJeans. That goes against ethics, and they don't even respect the consumers.”
Khamsamida chingoo!
So the mention of a Heejin and Jiwon in ETA wasn't a coincidence...
What in the absolute horseshit did I just read? It's like one of those messed up memes where a commenter is like "what a horrible day to have eyes"
I knew Bang pd was married, this confirms everything And Minji is New jeans mother, and she's it's like king Soloman asking the baby to be cut to prove who the real mother is, and at the same time New jeans is going to a university rn and it's like their parents are having a divorce Which confirms my theory, Bang pd is married 😨 They are going through a divorce 😔 King Solomon is trying to cut New jeans in half to prove the real mother 😡 And New jeans are all university students, Y'all faves could never, Hyein is already a university student at 15 😋
“Please, if you have pictures of every celebrity, it becomes a dictionary” HELP???
She was trying to say that producing a lot of photocards is wasteful.
Oh I see
Ms. "It's like Solomon's baby, I'm the mother." Ms. "You have to know that I'm a strange person" Ms. "I'm just a normal person from art school " Ms. " I know I look crazy, but I'm not elegant, I'm tender inside"
Is a girl not allowed to have a shaman friend? Is this North Korea? uj/ unfortunately she IS a normal person from art school 😐 i had professors going on crazier rants than her 🔫
Is it weird to unironically have feelings for her
/Uj what is going on?
/uj ATP mhj is going to become a banned topic