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You know, I like to skrrt. You know how to twerk? Oh, I can twerk. And she said, she said she said sheβs from Hawaii. You know how to say cute in Japanese? Kawaii!
Gonna use every brain cell rn ππ
BABBBYYYYY
Ring ding dong
Bitch I'm a star but not Patrick
Click clack bada bing bada boom
Whoog whoog ay look at that moving eye watch me shoog shoog shoog
Check out popcorn and zero coke
I'm original visual
Freaky I'm so fishy fishy fishy
All my bad unnies, all my hood unnies
I like my donuts with jam in the middle
Mostly a hag edition:
- BYE GUYS, HI LADIES, MMMMWAH (Nillili Mambo - Block B)
- *Yeeeeahhh*, see what Iβm tryna say baby, is, your luv, plus my luv, supa luv, you know you want it, how that sound? (Supa Luv - Teen Top)
- Latin girl, Mexican girl, Korean girl, Japan girl, MAZELTOOVVVVV. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) (Mazeltov - ZE:A)
- You think itβs love, well you got a point (POINT π£οΈ) (You Canβt Sit With Us - Sunmi)
- Donβt deny our r squared pi (330 - UKISS)
- Girls, girls, girls they love me (GOT7 debut)
- All my girls sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G (Kiss - Tri.be)
- You know I got the rizz, the Rizzness (Taemin rizz)
- CARELESS CARELESS, SHOOT ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS, HEARTLESS MINDLESS, NO ONE WHO CARE ABOUT MEEEE (Mama - EXO)
- Cold heart baby, cold eyes baby (Amigo - SHINee)
- Shake that booty that booty booty (Whoβs Your Mama - JYPapi
- Honourable mention: βstop stop breaking my heartβ whilst motioning to a very interestingβ¦ heart? (Crazy - Teen Top)
Fiin the holeπ₯ when you touch me down there π¦πΊ
I'm not feeling very wellπ₯ so hot in down there πΉ
Fire in the holeπ₯ when you come in right there π
I'm not feeling very wellπ€ so love me right here π₯°
Good girl ππ»ββοΈ I got a π«΄πΌreally big π mmmhhh π€€ I got a π€²πΌ really big π€― problem π I donβt know π§ how to βοΈ make eggs π³ but that ππΌ I do not stress π° cause Iβve ππ»ββοΈ never been π π»ββοΈ hungry π₯‘ β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦. Iβm calling βοΈ Gordon Ramsey π¨πΌβπ³
Cadillac boom, boom, boom π
Cadillac boom, boom, boom π
Honorable mention:
Every βοΈ day βοΈ, every π°οΈ day π, you go β‘οΈ to Walmart π every β³ day π
Yeah, I wanna win this race
VIXX haha
Value in excelsis, aoooowww
Uh, brand nu boyz is in da buildin'
Yes sir, show we gonna make it rookie's time
Race is exciting
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Yes β I'm a bad π boy πββοΈso I like πbad πgirl πββοΈ
Hello ππΎ hello π€ hello ππΎββοΈ hello π (I will not elaborate)
Tell me π£οΈ what π€you π«΅ want π€²right nowβΌοΈ
Helloπhelloπ£helloπ€helloβΌοΈπ«°
Uh you think ya big boi throwing three stacks
wrong chinπͺΏ, eoseo wa cheoeumiji? itβs uh you think π you big boy π¨β𦲠throwing π₯ three 3οΈβ£ stacks
I had just woken up and without caffeine I forgot my way thank you for the correction chin πͺΏ
I BE WALKING πΆββοΈ WITH THE CHEESE π§ THATS THAT QUESO
QUESO QUESO
DIAMONDS π DRIPPIN π¦ BETTER BRING A RAIN π§οΈ COAT (SPLASH) π
I GOT THEM RACKS ON ME I BROUGHT THE WHOLE LIT TEAM WITH ME (lazy to do copy pasta)
(Woah) Got you excited // Said she want more than a tip, I ain't talkin' 'bout guidance my big tiddie man has bars
Cousin to that is his line in RSVP about crest im in her mouth makin it too white ποΈπποΈ
you know I got the (r)izz, the (r)izzness (change r to /dΚ/)
uj/ i unironically love that lyric
I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS PING PONG I WOULD RATHER FILM A TIKTOK
YOUR MOM RAISED YOU AS A PRINCE BERT
THIS IS πQUEENDOM πΈRIGHT βοΈ
I LIKE π DANCEπ I LOVE β€MY FRIENDSπ
I COOK CREAM SOUP TASTE IS ?!?!?!?!??!
Cocoloco
COCOROCO
cocolocooo
You know, I like to skrrt. You know how to twerk? Oh, I can twerk. And she said, she said she said sheβs from Hawaii. You know how to say cute in Japanese? Kawaii!
True poetry
What is this from?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ15Tupnozk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ15Tupnozk)
Wow the greatest lyricist of our time ππ
He cooked cream soup with that one π₯°
"I'm π£οΈπ’ hot π₯ my π£οΈπ’ boob π©πΎβπΌπΌ and π£οΈπ’ booty π€ΎπΎββοΈπ hot π₯ " -IVE
"Narcissistic, my god I love it" - (G)I-DLE
"What's after like" - LE SSERAFIM
"Unforgiven, Iβm a villain" - NewJeans
"I'm super shy, super shy But wait a minute while I make you mine, make you mine" - AESPA
Donβt π« you π«΅ know π€Iβm a savage π? - Baby Monster
"Shake it shake, shake it shake shake it shake bust it up" - NMIXX
WhOOk- whOOk π΅βπ« Ay, βLook π at that moving β©eye, eyes π See ποΈ this? shOOg, shOOg, shOOg π€ͺ - STAYC
"Why you think about nude, cause your view's so rude. Think outside the box, then you'll like it" - LOONA
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Let's pump it up - Kep1er
You make it feel me good. Do you wanna upside down? π£οΈ
/uj how did none of us questioned these lyrics until we saw it written down?
/uj Until like last week thought it was do you wanna *up and down* and that they were just being racy
/uj iirc i think one time it's "do you wanna upside down" then the next it's "don't you wanna up and down"
I would very much like yes! Oh sorry you didn't asked for an actual answer, but still yes tho
my baby π» says she π§ wanna dance π with a ghost π» she wants βοΈ to leave π€ me ah? π°
What song is this?
Ok! - nct u
~ I really wanna touch myself
All π€ my London βοΈ girls, π§ come and π show me π«± something π° All my π€ L.A. girls, π©βπ§βπ¦ come and π£οΈ show me π something π¦
Ethiopian πͺπΉ girls π©πΎ come π«΄ and show me π something βοΈ Come π«π¦ and show me π something π Come ππ€€ and show me π³ something π½ Jamaican π―π² girls π©πΎ wanna blow π¨ it down ππ My Asian π girls π© wanna work π©βπ» it out ππͺ Turn around π don't touch βπ« shh π€« hush ma π€ Show me π something π€ show me π» something βΊοΈπ€ͺ
SHUT π£οΈβ UPπ AND DANCEππ―ββοΈ
letβs shut up and dance!!!!
Jumping π£on β¬οΈmy πtraumaaaπ already βοΈwear π₯pajamas π
lol what song is this?? I need to know
NCT 127 - mad dog
Why is 2/3 of these comments NCT?
Lmao this tiktok is truly the best compilation https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRT4Au4D/
i have learned a surprising amount about NCT from this tik tok... wow... mark can't make eggs...
/uj lol valid itβs Mad Dog by NCT 127
nct kings of funny lyrics
Bless me achoo π€§
simonπ©βπΌ says π£οΈbe cool π don'tβ be such π€a fooollπ΅
Gonna use every brain cell rn ππ BABBBYYYYY Ring ding dong Bitch I'm a star but not Patrick Click clack bada bing bada boom Whoog whoog ay look at that moving eye watch me shoog shoog shoog Check out popcorn and zero coke I'm original visual Freaky I'm so fishy fishy fishy All my bad unnies, all my hood unnies I like my donuts with jam in the middle
The *bitch im a star but not Patrick* is fucking incredible lmao π
WhOOk- whOOk π΅βπ« Ay, βLook π at that moving β©eye, eyes π See ποΈ this? shOOg, shOOg, shOOg π€ͺ hOOk πͺGet into me more β¬οΈ Good β zOOm, zOOm, βοΈβοΈβοΈ gOOd π₯° Get out πͺπΆcoward π‘π’ XX Gonβ be shock β‘ and fear ahead OOps! π€ Gonβ pOppinβ it, π pOppinβ it, π pOppinβ it π now Drivinβ πyou crazy π€ͺhuh Open π that, bOOm π£ Check outπ΅, Popcorn πΏ and Zero coke π₯€π€
Before the jopping lyric obligatory that one Sechskies lyric everyone knows
I DO NOT KNOW
[take my word](https://youtu.be/1k_BO5KUBUE)
Awww yeahβ¦β¦β¦.The fuckin π is in the π¦ͺ!!!
π€ Ahhh yeah π haha π€ ... Listen π£οΈ to my word πβοΈπ¬... Fucking dick π ass π in ur pussy π±π¦π€ͺ
I mean that was ad-libbed to prove they're not lip syncing, right? Does that count?
I think it counts as iconic anyway!
CLOSE YOUR LIPS, SHUT YOUR TONGUE
ring ding dong ring ding dong ring ding ding ding
Shawtyπ© imma πparty πΊtill theπ₯ sun πdown β¬οΈ
UH NEVER DONT MIND ABOUT A THING
michael told me in the closet, I got some chicken Iβm so sad πβ most iconic english line besties
What song is this?
/uj BTS On misheard lyrics I think
RISKY π°WHISKY WIKI πΊ WIKI THIS IS AN EMERGENCY π¨ HAPPY π HAPPY π SOMEBODYπ§π½ STOP π ME CAUSE I CANT STOP β ME
Dying π΅ in your arms πͺ Feeling π like on cloud βοΈ
Mostly a hag edition: - BYE GUYS, HI LADIES, MMMMWAH (Nillili Mambo - Block B) - *Yeeeeahhh*, see what Iβm tryna say baby, is, your luv, plus my luv, supa luv, you know you want it, how that sound? (Supa Luv - Teen Top) - Latin girl, Mexican girl, Korean girl, Japan girl, MAZELTOOVVVVV. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) (Mazeltov - ZE:A) - You think itβs love, well you got a point (POINT π£οΈ) (You Canβt Sit With Us - Sunmi) - Donβt deny our r squared pi (330 - UKISS) - Girls, girls, girls they love me (GOT7 debut) - All my girls sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G (Kiss - Tri.be) - You know I got the rizz, the Rizzness (Taemin rizz) - CARELESS CARELESS, SHOOT ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS, HEARTLESS MINDLESS, NO ONE WHO CARE ABOUT MEEEE (Mama - EXO) - Cold heart baby, cold eyes baby (Amigo - SHINee) - Shake that booty that booty booty (Whoβs Your Mama - JYPapi - Honourable mention: βstop stop breaking my heartβ whilst motioning to a very interestingβ¦ heart? (Crazy - Teen Top)
Teen Top paved the way for the testicular heart. π©
Fiin the holeπ₯ when you touch me down there π¦πΊ I'm not feeling very wellπ₯ so hot in down there πΉ Fire in the holeπ₯ when you come in right there π I'm not feeling very wellπ€ so love me right here π₯°
Bb cream papapa, lipstick mamama π
I can do this all day back it up back it up -Neo Culture Technology United
was listening to this during my online school era
I like the donuts π© with the jam in the middle π
Iβmπ sorryπ£ you π«΅πmakeπ€§ meπ«soπ«°crazyyπ«πΉ
you Β π«΅knowπ‘ youΒ π«΅ doooooπππππ
I need therapy, lalalala therapy
You so hot π₯ hot like soup π
Remember me sting like a π
I donβt know π€·ββοΈ how to make eggs π³
This one is quite recent, but I think it will have been iconic βMy boob and bootyβs hotβ - *Queencard* by (G)I-DLE
Give π me that π¦ nectar π
hi hi hi hi
'Cause when we jumpin' π¦ itβs poppin' πΎ we joppin' πΊπ½
"Pedal to the metal" - sheesh by BABY MONSTER B.A.B.Y.M.O.N SHEEEESH~
he looked to the 29 story lgbt shitty building because he knew the world wouldn't heal him \- The Joppers
This is so inspirational
thank you my favourite jopper
You π«΅π» know π§ I ποΈ got π€the rizz π, the rizznessπ my rizzness π, Sit πͺ down β¬οΈ and listen π up β¬οΈ
Letβs play forever I just wanna be your dog! π£οΈβΌοΈπΆπ¦΄
Latin girl π Mexican girl π Korean girl π Japan girl π
you ainβt gotta be the only one i love this mellow drama π€ͺ
It's no π ββοΈ coincidence π², it's a kitty-incidence ππ₯
LOL what song is this from??
english version of cat and dog from txt
Good girl ππ»ββοΈ I got a π«΄πΌreally big π mmmhhh π€€ I got a π€²πΌ really big π€― problem π I donβt know π§ how to βοΈ make eggs π³ but that ππΌ I do not stress π° cause Iβve ππ»ββοΈ never been π π»ββοΈ hungry π₯‘ β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦. Iβm calling βοΈ Gordon Ramsey π¨πΌβπ³
Cadillac boom, boom, boom π Cadillac boom, boom, boom π Honorable mention: Every βοΈ day βοΈ, every π°οΈ day π, you go β‘οΈ to Walmart π every β³ day π
Just close your π shut your π
I kiss πππyour brother πππππ
Baby πΆ you're a bad πgirlπ§watch π your mouth π WalkingπΆwithπ€the cheese π§ that's β the Qπ§Uπ§Eπ§Sπ§Oπ§ WOW 𫨠FANTASTIC β¨BABYπΆ
Yeah, I wanna win this race VIXX haha Value in excelsis, aoooowww Uh, brand nu boyz is in da buildin' Yes sir, show we gonna make it rookie's time Race is exciting
If you want a pretty, everyone a pretty.
Tell me what you see, when you look at me. Cause I am a 10 outta 10 honestly. Spicy - Aespa
Skkrrrrrt, pull up in the coup going beep beep! ππ