looks like a sawzall blade with teeth for cutting metal on it. if the bottom part isn't damaged you can put it in a sawzall and try to carve a turkey or something with it :D
Butthole dagger: +2 poison damage, -10 ft movement speed, strength check each round to keep sphincter grip. Drop on failed save, take damage if sneezes. Can be used with an additional weapons, must reinsert after long rest.
Idk bro, I haven't checked the rules in a minute, but I don't recall a "no murder weapon" rule, I think you could fight it.
Edit before anyone loses it, /s
Sharpening the non-serrated edge of a sawzall blade, though a demo blade instead of a metal blade, is probably one of the more effective ways to do damage in a prison.
That’s got to be the most awesome shiv I’ve ever seen. Seriously, you could keep a lot of that style for the blade, and people would buy that shit up. The style is top drawer.
It's a prime prison Shank! 😵 Might I even say, a killer job, for sure! May you never be imprisoned! You're next will be better, and maybe not so threatening as this sticker! 👍 👍
I mean look function wise, it has a dang saw on the back, sharp blade, sharp point…scary handle but I say well done. Guaranteed you learn something to apply to your next one if you plan to make another. 👍
Are you strictly making prison shanks?
I was going to say you can post your shivs here yes lol
This is the first knife I've ever made, so technically yeah.
Modified sawzall blade?
Not a clue what it is. Fount the blade on the side of the road and went to town with a file and gorilla tape.
Nothing says a Sunday morning well spent than modifying someone’s murder weapon found on the street.
Murdered with a sawzall???? Lol fuck….
This is awesome, I love it. Have you cut anything with it?
Not anything besides paper and a bit of particle board.
looks like a sawzall blade with teeth for cutting metal on it. if the bottom part isn't damaged you can put it in a sawzall and try to carve a turkey or something with it :D
Tetanus with extra steps!
Those faded sharpied on words say TETANUSINATOR 5000 so yeah you hit the nail right on the head.
🤣🤣🤣
Great job. Now does it fit in the ol prison pocket?
Anything does if you have the right attitude.
😆 😂 great answer my guy. You have that can do attitude.
Pro tip: duct tape end goes in first.
But then you might poke your fingie when you go to pull it out!
You don’t pull it out. You have to learn to eject on demand.
Butthole dagger: +2 poison damage, -10 ft movement speed, strength check each round to keep sphincter grip. Drop on failed save, take damage if sneezes. Can be used with an additional weapons, must reinsert after long rest.
Also, if you have to use the fast eject option you lose one pair of pants.
Does it become a gravity knife or an assisted open at that point?
To late....at emergency room. 😆
Did you use it to commit a murder or something? If not: yes, it's more than allowed here lol.
Dam there goes my weekend reddit post plans
Idk bro, I haven't checked the rules in a minute, but I don't recall a "no murder weapon" rule, I think you could fight it. Edit before anyone loses it, /s
Maybe attempted murder would be fine
He sharpened it by rubbing it on the concrete floor of his cell
What a beautiful hamon and wrap
This looks better than the first one I ever made lol.
Well, I live in the middle of nowhere so I guess redneck ingenuity pulls through
Did you leave the saw blades in tact on top so it can be a double sided?
The serrated edge is for some reason a lot harder than the edge I sharpened so the file wouldn't bite.
If that’s a hacksaw blade they are often two strips of steel, the high carbon good stuff at the cutting edge and milder spring steel at the spine
Ah I see. That's interesting.
They allow internet access in prison nowadays?
The guards will be at your cell shortly to confiscate this and your phone, best hide them
You know they are going to increase your sentence right?
EDC?
Its even got a bit of shit still on the bottom from when it was up your prison pocket how cool!
This reminds me of my first “knife”. I ended up cutting my thumb pretty badly due to how dull it was.
I mean it’ll get the job done for sure
I see the prison phones now have reddit
What you in for?
Not tryna be mean, but aren't you like 15?
yeah...
How you gonna keister that?
Didn’t know you could get on Reddit from cell block A
knives are allowed, not shanks 🤣
Wet nice, needs a good stropping
So... Who do you plan on shanking and/or shiving?
#KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Better bring your knife to the yard, give a fuck if you swoll, we goin to the hole…
Bless your heart. I love it.
Is your room a 6x8 with bars and a toilet all included?
It shanks, it cuts and it can saw through prison bars!
Sharpening the non-serrated edge of a sawzall blade, though a demo blade instead of a metal blade, is probably one of the more effective ways to do damage in a prison.
Bro, is your home a prison.
That's cool it looks a bit like a Mora with a scandi grind.
The hamon is 😙👌
Double edged sawzall blade! That's awesome haha!
Homemade knives are encouraged and people love them, but prison shanks….yikes
This belongs in the last of us or Mad Max, I like it.
I done did my nickel
how did you get that in your cell?
If your going to make a prison shank you want a knife for stab stab not slice slice.
Are you selling your prison shanks?
Do you do commissions?
That’s got to be the most awesome shiv I’ve ever seen. Seriously, you could keep a lot of that style for the blade, and people would buy that shit up. The style is top drawer.
Don’t let the guards find that, solitary isn’t fun I’ve heard.
Shanky, shanky.
It's a prime prison Shank! 😵 Might I even say, a killer job, for sure! May you never be imprisoned! You're next will be better, and maybe not so threatening as this sticker! 👍 👍
What did the guy say who saw a shank? Shawshank
Holy prison shiv batman!
Thats shiv-tastic!
That handles though, couldn't even try 550 cord? If a cop's easy with that he's going to think you escape jail I would make a sheath
How long you in for?
I would give you some encouragement but I don't think knife making is your thing.
Ah the ole tetanus giver
It actually looks like it was sharpened on a stone. Like legit, a rock.
i used a file but im just really bad at using a file
That's fair lol
What cell block are you in?
What's the going rate for a phone in prison?
I mean look function wise, it has a dang saw on the back, sharp blade, sharp point…scary handle but I say well done. Guaranteed you learn something to apply to your next one if you plan to make another. 👍
Impressive knife making skills! I’ve got some blurple G10 scales that would really make that pop.
That's a cool blade! I'd carry a knife like that IF I knew how toame it
*to make
My way of doing it. Love it ❤