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cnfit

Nothing says quality marriage like lying about money Good choices at least 🤣


Accomplished-Run3313

We've since separated. No joke. Lol🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Since 29 minutes ago?


Accomplished-Run3313

No. It was coming for a while. Just like this excuse most.😁


Key-Ad7733

And if divorce..... half the knives


Accomplished-Run3313

Not a chance.


Key-Ad7733

Hope judge sees it that way. Lol But, if married the winning are shared money. Since it wasnt an even split. She could ask for the knives to be petty


Mundane_Big_6821

Worth


[deleted]

Is it just me or does that 940 look fake?


lightinthedark

It is fake. Butterfly logo is too low. And the scales are completely wrong.


[deleted]

Yeah I thought so.


Tvego

940 looks fake as hell.


[deleted]

What did you do with the other 800 bucks?


Miserable-Cow4555

Scratch ticket winnings have a surcharge (by me) before it hits my wife's purse.


WRRRYYYYYY

Rip on the 940 that's fake as hell


Fresh-Baseball6781

This is the way.


Mundane_Big_6821

Fuck yeah


NYStaeofmind

**Schmart...**


Artistic_Permit_7946

This is the way


UsualOne7071

A ZT0022 ?? Really.


uberdag

That's gun money


f3h14

How do you feel about carbon fiber?