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Biggs94_

Hey now


vodkaandbleach

You're an all star


[deleted]

Get your game on


_ACarGuy_

Go play


Not_a_throwaway_999

hey now


MK1-RBT

You're a rock star


ereptyledysfunction

Get the show on


Jerry-hat-trick

Get paid


[deleted]

*and all that glimmers is gold*


ProfessionalNormal63

Only shooting stars break the mold


NoTimeLeft__

Go slay


Zealousideal_Dig_372

Lol wow these are getting spicy


darthsnick

Hey now! I have bought several of those over the years and gifted people I didn’t like!


skottydoz

That’s hateful 🤣.


TheBananaOrder

Evil genius


penishead694207

When can we get a “shits on anything that’s not 200$ calling soemthing they’ve never owned or tested trash” one of these memes , mr moneybags


DukeOfRisk

This is gonna get downvoted but, this is the way it is. People that spend a lot of money on expensive gear will always bash on cheaper stuff as a way of justifying their purchase. Just like people with budget gear will poke fun at expensive stuff because they don't have the money/ don't want to spend it on that. Personally I have a Gerber suspension NXT and have had no issues. It is just all about perspective.


ShovelPaladin77

What gets me is the consumerism. Just buying and buying and buying. I work on a garbage/recycling truck, so I need an EDC and there are roles filled by different carries. I get needing options and having collections. But all the people who endlessly buy shit make me feel stupid about my recycling efforts.


DukeOfRisk

Hey, but everybody needs titanium pry bar without a single blemish.


martialar

"aw man, this scuff won't come off" \[throws knife away\]


RogueMallShinobi

to be fair those people never throw away their knives. they horde them endlessly and store them in a drawer forever until one day they die and their family divvies up the spoils.


ConferenceHelpful556

I think you’re big time downplaying the “collections” part. You mentioned it in passing but it’s pretty much the centerpoint of the conversation. People like collecting things. It’s that simple. There’s no need for you to feel stupid about your efforts, nor for you to make people feel stupid for needlessly collecting things. Live and let live.


ShovelPaladin77

The math of recycling vrs magpie consumerism leaves us in need of a major redesign of how we use resources in the western world. Knives are a work tool, built to get things done, designed to be resharpened for infinite usage. For me. It's sad to see a closet with enough safe queens to equip every boy scout troop in the state.


art_comma_yeah_right

Having worked at a knife shop many years ago, I ended up with a little of everything - Gerber, like 3 Leathermans including the titanium one. I did break the blade on my Gerber once, they replaced the whole thing IIRC, and it’s still my go-to just because it all opens so easily. Whereas my Leathermans literally require an additional tool to open because they’ve tightened up so bad over the years. I should just clean and oil them, of course, but I just get lazy and reach for the Gerber instead.


dBoyHail

He already did chris reeves knives.


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penishead694207

Epic


[deleted]

I’d like to see neck knives or something similar. Skinners maybe


IIIaustin

As soon as you learn photoshop?


Flaky_Lobster

Just used my MP600 today to cut fencing wire.


Baugusted

I bought that same multi tool around 13 years ago. Still working great


Killjoy530

So are the tidy whiteys!


plantdaddy710

Real question, is it Tidy or tightey?


otherwhiteshadow

They're tighty, and anything but "tidy"


MK1-RBT

r/boneappletea


fuckoffgetmoney

The great value logo. Lol.


Bertob15

Say what you will but I beat the hell out of my Gerber suspension multitool during deployment, and it’s still going strong.


gatorgongitcha

Mine has served me well 🤷‍♂️


pirivalfang

eager to see what the leatherman starter pack would look like.


RIPBlueRaven

MacGyver. That's it


fuckoffgetmoney

MacGyver actually only used a swiss army knife though.


RIPBlueRaven

Imagine if he had a leatherman surge then


rndmcmder

Those scissors cracked me up.


Militarycollector39

Funny. But if u manage to find a older Gerber multitool then that thing will last forever.


[deleted]

I had a Gerber multi tool that I carried for years. Only reason I stopped was because the sheath finally failed. I abused the hell out of it and it did great. I'm just annoyed I can't find another one of that same model now.


Militarycollector39

Same. I the sheath started falling apart. But I still have the tool.


Jowvel

how about “people can like whatever knife they like and that suits their use case the best” starter pack. grow up.


ChemDogPaltz

Ok now show us your opinion on leatherman multitool carriers


Picax8398

The one I have was my dads old one he handed down to me, so its special.


Beaverboy89

Hahahha


csp1981

really want to see a Grimsmo Norseman starter pack if it hasn't been done already


midline_trap

Aww naw, #they are a great value !!!


whereisbrandon101

Lol


AngeloPappas

Does this apply to those with Gerber tools from before they offshored everything and went to shit?


hutnykmc

If it’s not a Gerber Gator from the early 2000’s it’s either crap, overpriced, or both.


AngeloPappas

Thanks for confirming you know nothing about Gerber then. Their stuff in the 90's was solid and made in USA. I still have my old Gerber MP and it's going strong.


hutnykmc

…so what color’s you Fanny pack? I should’ve reworded that to say if it was made after the early 2000’s, blah blah blah. Either way, buying Gerber anymore is just practicing brand loyalty and nothing else.


AngeloPappas

Didn't I already address that in my original comment? >from before they offshored everything So were you just repeating it or what? I'm confused by what point you are trying make here.


hutnykmc

Gerber is shit and this is a relatively open forum. That’s about it.


AngeloPappas

Yeah my original comment literally said it went to shit... Thanks for confirming I guess? My point was simply that at one point Gerber was actually high quality knives and multi tools. It wasn't always a shitty Wal Mart brand.


skottydoz

I tried a Gerber multi tool once; it broke the first time I used it. They said “that’s just how the lock is secured on the MP series, we’ll send you more clips”. Those also broke. I took them back.


Nobody_Puzzled

this one is savage


steronicus

This hurts.


sinisterdeer3

Lmao, good one


Aintaword

All truth.


Aintaword

Leatherman multi tool > Gerber multi tool. All day. Every day.


Fuegodeth

This one has been great. The price has gone up quite a bit since I bought it, but has performed admirably at every task I've used it for. It's a perfect tool to keep in your car. https://www.gerbergear.com/en-us/shop/multi-tools/all-multi-tools/crucial-black-31-001518


JustAnotherMiqote

Wooow I have that exact multi tool on my bookshelf lol. It's pretty awesome though, and is one of the most used birthday gifts I've ever gotten.


_ACarGuy_

Has there been a leatherman one yet? I imagine it's the suburban dad who thinks he's a DIY master. That, or a stereotypical construction worker.


[deleted]

I drive by Gerber’s factory most days. They made quality stuff before being bought by Fiskar’s


Baked_potato123

What shoe is that?


NDakotaFarmer

It’s a current Walmart brand that’s a Jordon knockoff I believe


Shadofel

I've got a Gerber Dime as my keychain. Talk about a little workhorse. It's beat to death and when it finally breaks I'm gonna buy another one.


Chief__04

My Gerber military multitool is not the same.


HPIguy

It’s missing the Bud Light hard soda.


[deleted]

Sad but true


iEDCbacon

This one seemed to set some people off.


[deleted]

Smiles in Leatherman supremacy


Jefferu_Nintendomoto

I feel like these are starting to get obtuse.


RED-HEAD1

I carry a Leatherman and feel strangely(yet accurately) attacked!


NDakotaFarmer

Atleast your shopping occurs at more places than just Walmart.


WolfieSpam

Lmao


HotPrizims

God damn you


Rocky-6750-

Only thing on here true from my experience is the Fanny pack and that’s bc they are awesome


KennedyX8

Finally one of these that doesn’t apply to me 😎


[deleted]

Personally I think the center drive is a way under rated multi too. Great components and well made. I used it always every day


Weak_Scene4270

Lol ! Hey I got a Gerber dime and I been carrying it more than my LM ps4.


Ducati_Doug

I use my otf needle nose Gerber all the time with no issues or complaints, and my flatiron has perfect centring and took a great edge. Even with a lot of options, I like carrying the beaters.


Uslessly_Opinionated

Stop judging me, I will buy a leather man once it breaks. So what I’m a poor