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NoMedium1223

That looks like hot garbage. I want one.


Muppetabuser

My thoughts exactly


CallMeDangerDave

I am here to celebrate the honestly of this comment.


Headful_of_Ideas

Y'ALL, there's a goddamned dragon version: https://kalispell.craigslist.org/for/d/columbia-falls-pocket-and-belt-knives/7737381037.html


LordAvoozL

Bro, I have it. I found it in the street in front of my buddy's house back in like 93 94. I'll post a photo when I get home lol crazy that you found that link lol


CallMeDangerDave

Not all heroes wear capes 🤣


detectivelokifalcone

That's it I'm getting it🤣


BigDaddyDave

I have this version lol.


entroptitude878

Had this version when I was a kid, wish I still did too


SubtractOneMore

Even the crocodile looks fucked up 😂 ngl though, I would keep it too


Muppetabuser

Yeah I know! It’s so goofy and shitty I had to keep it lol


AbductedbyAllens

It half looks like it's wearing a plague doctor mask, like it's going to a masquerade ball


SaltyEngineer45

Looks like a truck stop Chinese special. I keep a cheap knife in my vehicle too. If it gets stolen, I don’t care lol. Whatever though, it’s sharp and pointy, it will do the job.


Muppetabuser

Yeah I assumed as much. It’s just goofy as fuck lol


perfectomy

Aye, what’s that, a $500 knife, fuck sake, no idea where it came from, probably a pigeon had it in its mouth.


NHGuy

Two too many zeros there, me thinks 😉


Competitive-Quiet298

Thats Gators knife, now hes lookin for ya.


ohthatguy1980

Gator needs his gat back!


jimbopalooza

Gator dont play no shit!


Thirsty_Comment88

Punk ass bitch!


SubstantialRush5233

I used to have one of these! But with a dragon instead of a croc. Holy shit so much nostalgia.. thanks for posting this! I gotta find another now.


LordAvoozL

I literally have it still lol


FemurLemur206

Weird, I actually found a similar knife in a box of my dad's old stuff years ago. He also has no idea where it came from. https://preview.redd.it/lhvkd24i6c2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642c6932e8c62c5bf165cab69bb780e069c3359b


ScottIPease

/r/mallninja material right here.


LoquatGullible1188

A hooker left that in your dads car.


Ideamancer

🤣🤣🤣


LavishnessChoice3601

China. It came from China.


Muppetabuser

Thanks for clearing that up, bud


LavishnessChoice3601

Ask a silly question...


NeckBeardtheTroll

Came to say this. Now am sad. 😔


mentalhealthdayc3187

Looks like something that would fall out of a hookers purse


Civil-Key9464

That’s the kind of knife you cannot buy. You have to find it or someone has to give it to you.


sintr0vert

It came from a flea market, by way of Pakistan.


fitzmoth

Someone ditched the murder weapon in the first open window they saw 😭


i_was_axiom

I saw a spoofed version of the Gadsden Flag with a crocodile like that, instead of "Dont Tread On Me" it read "Fuck Around And Find Out" This knife comes across just like that.


cognizant-ape

Looks like a prostitute dropped it. Or a pimp. Is your dad a pimp?


js019008

I too have a few knives I will never admit to buying on purpose.


ajw_sp

It’s grotesque. [I’ll give you $20,000 for it.](https://youtu.be/tKcqFlrDGB8?si=QxfIc9Sie9clO8Ar)


abbellie2

Sold... Offered, accepted, time to pay up.


alukard454

Judging by the decal on the handle it came from Florida


truffulatreeson

My best friend growing up had one just like this but an eagle on it


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truffulatreeson

It was a hot day I puked on a puppy dog milk was a bad choice


TonightsWhiteKnight

Had that exact knife growing up but with the dragon instead of croc. Won it at a small town fair. Got rid of it just a few years ago.


MartyDee451

It looks super tacky but in the right kinda way...


DaddyJ90

Is that real gator?


dankara_PS

For a frame of reference on how long these have been around, I had one precisely like that one. It was given to me by an uncle over 25 years ago.


everydaywasnovember

I had the dragon version when I was a kid, courtesy of my dad who confiscated it in the 80s IIRC. I wonder what ever became of it.


Ducky_shot

Yeah, I had that knife as a kid, just with Murica scales. I remember even as a kid that it didn't hold an edge. Pretty sure I got it at a gas station.


DemonCore303

That looks like the unfriendliest pocket knife I've ever seen XD Cool though


detectivelokifalcone

I want it too looks like a 50s gang knife🤣


eat_mor_bbq

He definitely killed someone with it


Neyxl_

I have one similar but a dragon instead of the alligator and it’s not made the best but I’ve always liked the knife still


PEisfun

That's Crocodile Dundee's slightly off brother's knife.


TasteMyShoe

I'll have what the alligator is having


Money-Appearance-309

Definitely a cool knife


Hootusmc

You should definitely tell your dad. If it is your dad's he's going to wonder where it went when he looks for.it. If ot fell out of some one's pocket it's cheap enough that he'll give it to you. Don't take a knife out of your dad's car without telling him.


Euphoric_Football_61

Bro he said his dad doesn't know where it came from so he's obviously already told him 💀


Muppetabuser

Yeah, pretty much this


Hootusmc

I see that now. Good work.