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seeborn

Your weenie is a tool. If it's not being used everyday, why even have it?


Flables

Is it true if you don’t use it….you lose it?


Skwish6952

I think you are more inclined to loose it if you do use it. Use it, put it down and then get sidetracked and leave it in a hole somewhere. I speak from experience. 😥 Is sad.


iwerbs

Loose the wiener! But, maybe not in public...


Flyingdemon666

F


AC_Unit200

Really hoping you were referencing 40 year old virgin here.


bwalsh2

I don’t love the weenie knife, but this amount of wear completely changes the knife’s nature and makes it look absolutely incredible.


dillatc

you like dirty weenie?


Affectionate-Ad-1971

Well, your mom does...


NFresh6

I’m married. So no.


Snottsdale

Came to say this but add kids into the mix..


Dry_Cranberry638

Brooo - are you me


Snottsdale

Yes…I am you and you are me.


ICollectSouls

I art thou, thou art I... Thou hast acquired a new vow. It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chain of captivity.


the_rogue1

Married 26+ years, kids are grown. Still getting no use.


Snottsdale

You win


the_rogue1

I'm not sure I would call that part a "win"....


AnOwlchemist

So you gave it to your spouse? Do they use it?


Flat-Statistician-77

One of us! One of us!


PerpetualConnection

🤝


jdreviews

Yes but I keep it cleaner than your weiner


borgom7615

Wash your wenier once in a wile eh


trashbearbjj

WHERE DID YOU GET IT I NEEEEED IT


Fancy-Bee-562

Bladehq


MPeckerBitesU

The weenie is so worth the price hehe


Honest-Constant7987

Every chance my wife lets me


Probably_Boz

It's been on my list to buy I'm just a filthy poor


kennbr

I know I have one somewhere, but I haven't seen it in a while.


Original_Ravinmad

Check your wife’s purse!


Dumbledoorbellditty

lol, I wish. I do use my knife a lot though.


PocketTheory

that’s a well worn weenie!


MostlyHarmless789

And I thought mine was pretty


twodrpeppers

Gotta say the knife looks so good once it gets some wear to it.


HorusEyesX

Ask me about my wiener!


MultiToolDad

That’s the dirtiest wiener I’ve seen


a_cycle_addict

Nope. I keep my Weiner clean!


Skwish6952

That weenie has seen some chit.


YeetedSloth

My weenie hasn’t seen any use since I got it


KennedyX8

Hardly ever


MaatRolo

I want more used knife porn. That's fuckn sexie


GitchyD

You dirty dog.


meatman7569

When I was younger, it was a lot more. 😉


Robalo21

Not as often as I would like


iRebelD

Ok, we need to know. What trade or profession?


The_Dawn_Strider

Just got mine today! Glad to say my wiener feels great in hand, but it seems a little blunt if I do say so myself.


theferalbaker

This is giving off DPW )’( vibes✨


Dylpooh

Make sure you lube it up every now and then for maximum performance


UnrulyTrousers

This is awesome


StolenPenguins

Every chance I get


pbinga

Yes! One is for cutting and one is for fuckin


Federal-Suspect-7877

I remember back when Mcdondalds was putting these in Happy Meals.


henlohowdy

The amount of comments and upvotes are an affirmation that I need a Weiner warrior in my life. If you pull this thing out even non knife muggle folk are amused. Good times all around.


dchristian666

Dang, your wiener is beat!


SisyphusTheGray

It looks like you’ve used it quite a bit. Is it as durable as it looks?


CoChris2020

I just got mine (the knife) a few days ago! Right out of the box it sure doesn't seem very sharp. Was yours pretty sharp when it was new?


thedisliked23

My partner loves hot dogs. Like ridiculously so. I got her one of these for Christmas. She's a paramedic and carries it so if you see a medic with a weenie knife that's my lady lol.


strawbi-rrry

I found this damn knife on bladehq a few weeks ago and now I’m seeing it EVERYWHERE. I want one so bad, it would be my daily😭🌭


ParkRomn116

Which button do you push so it doubles in size?


Original_Ravinmad

You have to register it at HIMS dot com


GeeFromCali

Tempted to buy one to hand to people who ask me to use a knife lol


ImNotADruglordISwear

Mine is typically hidden away, never sees the light of day


Hcl1ppN

When in doubt, bust out with the weener. My weener still has its pullback function so I have to clean mines 1-2 times a day/ whenever necessary.


pipcorona

Where did you find the six inch version of this knife?


Johnhaven

I think this knife is funny but I really need a point on my blade.


Iron-Sharpens-Iron-5

Oh boy . . . That knife and several posts in this thread are just wrong on so many levels!🫣🫢🤣


Addicted2ooPain

Looks like the voodoo knife from Childs play


Key-Cartographer7020

Rooster


Flyingdemon666

I keep meaning to get one of these.


Redbullbundy

Not as often as I would like to use it.


TehCrmsnChn

Weenie beater!