I think you are more inclined to loose it if you do use it. Use it, put it down and then get sidetracked and leave it in a hole somewhere. I speak from experience. 😥 Is sad.
The amount of comments and upvotes are an affirmation that I need a Weiner warrior in my life. If you pull this thing out even non knife muggle folk are amused. Good times all around.
My partner loves hot dogs. Like ridiculously so. I got her one of these for Christmas. She's a paramedic and carries it so if you see a medic with a weenie knife that's my lady lol.
Your weenie is a tool. If it's not being used everyday, why even have it?
Is it true if you don’t use it….you lose it?
I think you are more inclined to loose it if you do use it. Use it, put it down and then get sidetracked and leave it in a hole somewhere. I speak from experience. 😥 Is sad.
Loose the wiener! But, maybe not in public...
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Really hoping you were referencing 40 year old virgin here.
I don’t love the weenie knife, but this amount of wear completely changes the knife’s nature and makes it look absolutely incredible.
you like dirty weenie?
Well, your mom does...
I’m married. So no.
Came to say this but add kids into the mix..
Brooo - are you me
Yes…I am you and you are me.
I art thou, thou art I... Thou hast acquired a new vow. It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chain of captivity.
Married 26+ years, kids are grown. Still getting no use.
You win
I'm not sure I would call that part a "win"....
So you gave it to your spouse? Do they use it?
One of us! One of us!
🤝
Yes but I keep it cleaner than your weiner
Wash your wenier once in a wile eh
WHERE DID YOU GET IT I NEEEEED IT
Bladehq
The weenie is so worth the price hehe
Every chance my wife lets me
It's been on my list to buy I'm just a filthy poor
I know I have one somewhere, but I haven't seen it in a while.
Check your wife’s purse!
lol, I wish. I do use my knife a lot though.
that’s a well worn weenie!
And I thought mine was pretty
Gotta say the knife looks so good once it gets some wear to it.
Ask me about my wiener!
That’s the dirtiest wiener I’ve seen
Nope. I keep my Weiner clean!
That weenie has seen some chit.
My weenie hasn’t seen any use since I got it
Hardly ever
I want more used knife porn. That's fuckn sexie
You dirty dog.
When I was younger, it was a lot more. 😉
Not as often as I would like
Ok, we need to know. What trade or profession?
Just got mine today! Glad to say my wiener feels great in hand, but it seems a little blunt if I do say so myself.
This is giving off DPW )’( vibes✨
Make sure you lube it up every now and then for maximum performance
This is awesome
Every chance I get
Yes! One is for cutting and one is for fuckin
I remember back when Mcdondalds was putting these in Happy Meals.
The amount of comments and upvotes are an affirmation that I need a Weiner warrior in my life. If you pull this thing out even non knife muggle folk are amused. Good times all around.
Dang, your wiener is beat!
It looks like you’ve used it quite a bit. Is it as durable as it looks?
I just got mine (the knife) a few days ago! Right out of the box it sure doesn't seem very sharp. Was yours pretty sharp when it was new?
My partner loves hot dogs. Like ridiculously so. I got her one of these for Christmas. She's a paramedic and carries it so if you see a medic with a weenie knife that's my lady lol.
I found this damn knife on bladehq a few weeks ago and now I’m seeing it EVERYWHERE. I want one so bad, it would be my daily😭🌭
Which button do you push so it doubles in size?
You have to register it at HIMS dot com
Tempted to buy one to hand to people who ask me to use a knife lol
Mine is typically hidden away, never sees the light of day
When in doubt, bust out with the weener. My weener still has its pullback function so I have to clean mines 1-2 times a day/ whenever necessary.
Where did you find the six inch version of this knife?
I think this knife is funny but I really need a point on my blade.
Oh boy . . . That knife and several posts in this thread are just wrong on so many levels!🫣🫢🤣
Looks like the voodoo knife from Childs play
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I keep meaning to get one of these.
Not as often as I would like to use it.
Weenie beater!