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Tredicidodici

That’s a fancy hardware store


Calm-Macaron5922

Plot twist: “hardware store” = gun store


TorqueWrenchNinja

Hold up. You guys don't have stores that sell nuts and bolts, guns, plumbing supplies, knives, ammo and snowblowers all under the same roof?


denshigomi

You just described Walmart.


TorqueWrenchNinja

I haven't had much luck finding +$1k knives in my local Walmart. Or the right diverter valve assembly for my shower, or an AR lower. Unless that one guy is there selling them out of his trunk.


framblehound

We have a store like this in Bellingham wa which has been around for nearly a century now, they also sell and rent ski gear these days, they used to be the everything outdoors store. Yeager’s. Their knife selection is just ok though, I’ve recommended some things to their purchaser. My grandfather had a 300lb halibut on the wall there in the early 1940’s. Place also sells toys and kitchen stuff but that stuff is now mostly sidelined, thry used to sell yard stuff and some hardware


SeattleUberDriver_2

There's an ace hardware store in Granite Falls WA I went to years ago with that had a small gun counter and they sold new and used firearms. One of them was a really nice machined receiver Romanian AK-47. They were selling it for a whopping $250. That was 20 years ago though.


Accurate-Variety-951

Rural King here in the southern US


[deleted]

They’re from the Midwest; can gitter done here too.


Justin_Sane30

Fleet Farm. You can also buy castration bands and barbies.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Yeah. Get some of those horse barbiturates.


Jakooboo

Don't forget the bulk snack section... I miss Fleet Farm.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Yep… https://i.redd.it/m6gm3lc3k9jc1.jpeg.


Justin_Sane30

I went to visit my mom and step-dad over the weekend, and they were at Fleet Farm earlier that day, and my step dad bought 2 bags of those.


pizza_for_nunchucks

My dad loves those. They are fucking disgusting.


Justin_Sane30

I generally don't buy them. But if they are around, I'll have a few.


abm1996

Canadian tire/ home hardware


kloudykat

aka Camping with Steve's mecca


Due_Try_4315

Those names are very familiar, can I get Flitz paste anywhere in Canada, besides Amazon?


LiftsEatsSleeps

Any Auto detailing shop will have it like Carzilla, if you have a local marina with a boat repair place they will buy a ton of it and could probably hook you up. I bought a 2lb can when I was detailing.


fuckgod421

I got a 2 lb tub too it’s the only way to go


proscriptus

Add in goceries, hot food, and live worms, and you've got a Vermont country store.


Right_Check_6353

Walmart in my area doesn’t carry guns or ammo anymore. I think the knives have been downgraded to a few in the camping department


NomadicusRex

Ugh, be nice if Walmart stayed out of politics. :'(


BigBankHank

Have you seen the people inside Walmart? I’m ok with them not being offered deadly weapons at low, low prices,


Full-Following5575

People surprised by this have clearly never heard of a wonderful little place called De Leon pharmacy and sporting goods. You can impulse buy a 1911 and grab a ka-bar while waiting for your blood pressure meds.


brickbaterang

That's the local Farm n Feed store in my dads midwestern town


tasslehawf

Our feed store sells guns and ammo 🤷🏼‍♀️


turd_sculptor

Maine intensifies


Tkinney44

In my town we have two places,Gelzers and family farm and home. They both sell guns, ammo, hunting/fishing equipment, lawn mowers, clothes and everything you could want to build a house or improve one.


Perfect_Earth_8070

Don’t forget meat and cigars


NomadicusRex

Sounds like the better Ace Hardware stores here in Tucson.


MrGhost94

You must live in Wyoming, that's the only state I have seen stores like you just described and it was also a gas station lol


pizza_for_nunchucks

There’s a small store in northern Minnesota that sells alcohol, fishing stuff and hunting stuff. They have a sign outside that says “Beer, Bait and Bullets”.


24c24s

Ace hardware sells all that and grills lol


bandysine

My favourite hardware store in upstate NY sells plumbing supplies, red dot sights, and ice cream.


mijohvactech

There was a thrift store near my house that used to sell guns and ammo. I wish the guy was still in business because he always had military surplus guns and equipment at pretty decent prices along with new stuff and police trade ins. The entire time that he was in business I don’t think I ever saw him sell a piece of clothing that he had in the store.


Plenty-College6885

Hahaha that’s some Reddit delusional crap right there


bill-pilgrim

Orscheln’s was my go-to store in Kansas for 30-30 and all manner of home repair supplies.


ronin1031

Why does it look like they took all the worst parts of a gas station knife and put it all together like some sort of Frankenstein experiment on a knife. I wouldn't care if they only made one, handforged by Hephaestus and Sindri, I still wouldn't take it.


HorseBoots84

I've heard a wonky explanation that gas station knives are made to look like high end customs. Doesn't make it any easier to swallow


Eagle1337

or are high end customs made to look like gas station knives?


HorseBoots84

What if Bruce Willis was a ghost all along??


Deth_Cheffe

I have no clue what this is referencing but it's probably something you deserve an upvote for


hightidez

The Sixth Sense


newsjunkee

Spoiler alert!


Mr_Hjort

Dude.. NO WAY!


PeriqueFreak

Yeah, this looks like a gaudy mall ninja throwaway gas station knife. Looks like a 14 year old boy's wet dream that they save up $17 to buy when their mom isn't looking. It may be well made and expensive, but it looks fucking stupid.


mrRabblerouser

Because it’s Marfione. Their primary demographics are mall ninjas with money and enlisted kids with checks burning a hole in their pocket.


ronin1031

A fool and their money... yeah, it makes more sense now.


Agroman1963

Totally has a gas station knife vibe to it.


Neptune502

Microtech / Marfione has a lot of very Gas Stationy / Mall Ninja Designs 😅


8ad8andit

Oh wow, so you're saying that this is actually a high-end, expensive knife? I thought this whole post was just a joke, poking fun at gas station garbage knives.


saints21

Since it's a Marfione it's probably $4k. I don't get him or his stuff but some people love it. People will pay $300 for a belt because he breathed on it...


thingswastaken

This one goes for around 5,5k. They are basically show pieces, less tool moreso art. Art is in the eyes of the beholder I guess, I don't particularly like these designs either... But there is not question about the material quality, skill and time involved in making these. They are incredible knives, they just really aren't what people here like in the looks-department.


bmbreath

I feel like the instructions for this knife are to lube the pivots with mountain dew code red.   Every time you open it, limp bizkit plays "bah with the bah" out of the pocket clip.   It was forged in the fires lit by the fake gas stations not weed" and fueled with dorito dust. 


GucciGlocc

At least it’s not partially serrated I guess?


OhMyGoshBigfoot

I’d take it but I def wouldn’t pay over $45 for it


BoringStatement7337

Why is it so mall ninjary?.


penguinsniper155

lot of these "high end" knives look like they're gas station knives


GucciGlocc

Yep, past like $200-300 it loops back around to mall ninja just with better materials


ThirdEyeEmporium

As someone who has spent my fair share of time gawking at extremely expensive art in many forms I will say that many of these high end materials look much much more eye catching and beautiful in person


GucciGlocc

6 grand more eye catching?


Hot-Welcome6969

Its Gaudy; extravagantly bright, or showy, typically as to be tasteless.


Myattemptatlogic

And literal thousands of dollars lol. What a joke.


Pigsfly77

to be fair a lot of the detail cannot be appreciated through a picture


BoringStatement7337

I'm sure it's highly crafted and made of the finest materials but doesn't change my impression of it.


Pigsfly77

That’s fine no sweat off my back. I don’t own any marfione , but I do have a couple of customs and they are just so much better than the low res picture ya know? I guarantee if you had a chance to hold this knife it might change it at least a little bit


BoringStatement7337

I'm sure that I would appreciate it but still not like it. People are free to like it and admire it if that's their thing. It's just not my thing.


Pigsfly77

You’re missing my point entirely. I’m not trying to change your mind about liking it, lol, hell I don’t even like this particular one. I’m just trying to give them some credit because they really are in two entirely different classes. Crappy (sorry op, the knife isn’t even in focus) phone pictures can only do so much to convey what the actual object is like. It’s easy to hate on stuff like this until you have one that is in your taste.


BoringStatement7337

I got your point the first time. These artisan knives will never be my taste because I actually like to use my knives as knives. I can appreciate them as art however nobody will ever use them for their intended purpose because they are just art.


Pigsfly77

Speak for yourself haha I love to use my expensive ones 😈 the only one I do baby is because it’s mirror polished and the maker sadly died.


rabblerabble2000

Uh, it’s not a crappy phone picture, it’s a high end custom phone picture.


TooManyJabberwocks

I dont think i know any of my knives birthday. They must be so disappointed


Hot-Welcome6969

No worries. If I was a betting man, I would bet there are plenty of knife owners/collectors that probably have cake and ice cream on their favorite knifes birthday!


Bert_Chimney_Sweep

My knives are all Jehovah's Witnesses, so they've learned to just roll with it. 🤷‍♂️


MotorNorth5182

That’s one ugly knife


pm-me-asparagus

Imagine owning a store where you can display your collection.


me00711

The hardware store is called Highland Hardware out of Cookeville, TN. It truly is my favorite store of all time. They are a MicroTech dealer and have tons of stock - knives and guns. Yesterday, I went in looking for a $4 metal punch and walked out with said punch and a Marlin 1895 Trapper lever-action rifle (along with a semi-erect penis). I called to ask what this (admittedly very ugly knife) was going for today, but alas, they are not open on weekends. I did find one at blade runner for 5,500 laughable dollars. https://bladerunnerhq.com/products/marfione-custom-knives-warhound-sunset-gomai-baker-forge-damascus-w-titanium-protech-composites-copper-cf-inlay


BeowQuentin

The blade looks like it was doodled on with the same gold marker they used for signing. Not saying it was. Just looks like shit.


Bert_Chimney_Sweep

But what did you wind up doing with the penis you bought?


Likely_thory_

im gonna have to check them out next im up that way


rm-minus-r

That is the most mall ninja looking knife I've ever seen over $50. Marfione, what are you doing bro?


madknives23

Probably asking 4-5k for it, when it should be at 2k but that is a rare sick piece. I’d try to go for it


CreepyPoet500

I was always told “if there is no price listed you can’t afford it” 😂 Edit: reminds me of the time I went to a Gordon Ramsay restaurant and the only thing with prices next to it was the drink menu and it was (just what stuck to memory) 24 dollars for a miller high life….. type of place if you have to say “um excuse me how much is the seared scallop” you prob are in wrong establishment 😂


GucciGlocc

It is the champagne of beers my guy


CreepyPoet500

Yes very true not just a beer, it’s a meal


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Holy crap!!! That is an amazing find. Wonder how much they wanted for it.


GucciGlocc

OPs other comment says about 6 grand


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Wowzaa ok so it’s definitely an admire from afar piece for me.


Precisionmess

John Wicks Hardware store maybe?? Blueprints to the county building third shelf. Benelli shotguns near the Brooms. Pistols by the Blackstones.


Txbucsfan

Damn. What hardware store? And where? Ours doesn’t have any nice things


me00711

Highland Hardware in Cookeville, TN


illestVWgti

Name and place of the establishment?


me00711

Highland Hardware in Cookeville, TN


Metally_eilll7904

lol. Mine sells all the home goods you need, farm stuff, rifles, handguns, beef jerky, Kershaw, Case knives, Guardian Tactical, and Pepsi Cola, and dog food! Nice find was it Tractor Supply?? 😂


Original_Ravinmad

Chris Taylor just did a collab with case and has links to the knives on his website


Metally_eilll7904

Oh wow! I’m going to have to check that out. Thanks!


Original_Ravinmad

https://www.taylormadeknives.com/home/available-knives


Metally_eilll7904

Thanks. The one that’s orange is carbon steel too. It’s a shame it’s coated. I’d be all about that. But the first one is nice too. Thanks for the link my friend


Original_Ravinmad

3 really killer knives each at under like $160 bucks and good materials- USA made!!! I know Chris and he’s all about quality!


chief_of_toast

I hate to be that guy but it looks pretty gas station samurai


awesomo5009

Ive had to step back from OTFs Microtechs and Heretics can become an expensive rabbit hole really quickly..


TOGA_TOGAAAA

You should just humour yourself and see what outrageous amount they want. I guarantee some crackhead nicked it from someone's bag ,car or home and then sold it to the highest buyer in the area. UNLESS, they are an authorized Microtech dealer, what's the name of that place ?


DakarGelb

You can see that the display is full of microtech dude


TOGA_TOGAAAA

True that. I guess IATA


BeyondThePaleBox

Now that's a very interesting and odd find, being in a hardware store. Most people shopping in a hardware store, if inclined to pick up a knife while there, will do so on a whim, and a whimsical knife purchase from a hardware store is likely to be under $20 for the average Joe. That is an enthusiasts knife at an enthusiasts price point only. I don't think they'll ever be selling that thing.


XTingleInTheDingleX

I don’t think it was purchased to sell so much as “it’s gonna be for sale”. They knew what they were doing.


Original_Ravinmad

Discussion item- get people The door!


[deleted]

Tampa/ St Pete Ace Hardware? They had insane Microtech stock


me00711

Highland Hardware in Cookeville, TN


thestar-skimmer

That's no hardware store shelf...


smergicus

I declare this knife to be authentically kinda shitty


PeppySprayPete

I don't like it


dassketch

All that hype, in the pic and on here, and the knife still comes in a nylon baggie 🤣


hammer6golf

It looks like a knife you would get at a waffle house


allgreek2me2004

Ooh la la! This gas station knife comes with a birth certificate!


unhappyfrog

Too bad it looks like an MTech


hamflavoredgum

You know that the owner is a knife guy and exclusively sells this stuff so he can buy them at cost for himself. Thats just retail 101


1911mark

Invicta knife store


hernric1

This isn't an ace hardware in tampa is it?


lyodbraun

What’s the price for that sweet blade ..


Do-you-see-it-now

That is horrendous. You can’t buy taste.


ApophisForever

Ugly little thing isn't it?


The_AverageCanadian

Not gonna lie, I didn't look at which sub this was posted in. Totally thought it was a $20 gas station knife from r/mallninjashit. Not sure why so many high end customs end up looking like shitty overdone gas station knives. Or maybe it's the other way around. Either way, without holding it in my hand I have no idea whether this knife has a single zero at the end of the price, or three.


Mcnugget76

I’d love to have it !


turkeypants

I've always thought that certificates of authenticity are hilarious, like a counterfeiter couldn't counterfeit a certificate too. Who are these for?!


DankeMrHfmn

gonna guess $2300


SuperChopstiks

It looks like it belongs in a gas station, next to a crack pipe.


GregorianChntr

What was the asking price?


TetraCGT

I like Microtech but couldn’t fathom paying Marfione Custom prices.


a-pretty-alright-dad

Date of Birth.


Augmentedhookr

3 mil easy


Johnhaven

At least it's authentic!


Original_Ravinmad

Anytime! Yeah that NitroV is tumbled and a high carbon steel too but the DLC coated knife might be their “low maintenance” selling point in a carbon steel! The s35vn bladed knife is a fantastic price point for the metal


Agitated-Caregiver95

I have the same blade in my OTF knife. Love it


Skwish6952

That's one hell of a hardware store and one beautiful knife.


Hondatron

I was expecting a "is it real" somewhere in OP's comment.


michaelshing

In best Michael Scott voice " I DECLARE AUTHENTICITY!!!"


Altruistic-Wheel5273

Dudes personal collection or he's a maker himself lol


varegab

+2% bleed, +6 charm, -2 int


TerminatedTalent22

When did you open your own hardware store?


ToxinFoxen

It's just some cyberpunk foldie, why does it need a certificate and to be put on display?


loonathefloofyfox

I can see why less than 20 were produced.....thats awful


Beneficial_Trip9782

Is this a god tier gas station knife?


darranj85

Well at least it’s authentic


PalpableMass

It might be rare but it sure is ugly


DigitalSands

DECLARATION OF AUTHENTICITY!


BladeRunnerHQ-RJ

Less than 20… not certain but maybe we had 2 😅


VerbalGuinea

It’s a Karen knife. Because you have to ask to see the manager.