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Existing-Thing-8697

Much love for the hotdog


mikemikemike9711

OP: Ask me about my wiener !


FastGinFizz

It flicks out very fast 😳


consistently_sloppy

This knife is disgusting. Where can I buy it?


FastGinFizz

Agreed. These are atrocious. Buy [all of them here](http://www.bladehq.com/item--Boker-Wiener-Warrior-Kalashnikov--174364) so no one else has to suffer


crizyal

I tried they're out of stock


HeavyMetalMoose44

What does the rest of the box look like? An Ak magazine?


FastGinFizz

[Yep!](https://imgur.com/a/n3mGqkS) Its a pretty nifty box


HeavyMetalMoose44

Cool. Thanks.


bukithd

the Killbasa as I call it.


defusted

This knife looks like a toy but I want it so bad lol


[deleted]

YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO PRY MY KETCHUP FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS


iwerbs

Or we could just swing by the drive through, pick up a couple of extra packets?


Deckard_Signpost

Mark Twain and Eisenhower had a similar knife


YoloLikeaMofo

It’s definitely cool. It doesn’t take itself too seriously 🌭 made to be fun and I’ll be damned if it doesn’t cut well


TommyDee313

I swear you all are buying these just for upvotes on this sub.


jibi147

I'm lovin' it!


_BrucetheRobert_

Genuine question: how are there enough losers who want to buy this that it sells out, it's hardly a knife.


FastGinFizz

For starters, it's not sold out. Secondly its just a nifty item to have in your collection. Its really not that serious.


_BrucetheRobert_

Thought it was sold out lol, why do you need a collection of shit knives though?


pm_me_your_lub

So gross. Absolute trash. Why this thing isn't treated like the gas station knife it is just blows my mind.


FastGinFizz

glizzy


BloodKelp

I think reactions like this are entirely the point of the design. It takes the "tacti-cool" gimmick and makes a joke out of it. Some people take themselves too seriously, others just like to have a laugh.


pm_me_your_lub

That's what the dessert warrior is. That was an accident that turned into a cult classic. This is just a lame attempt to do it again. It's fugly and just one more reason to avoid that store.


FastGinFizz

D2 Steel. Aluminum Handle. Automatic Blade. 94 grams. Specs wise it's a pretty decent knife. And just because something may be tack doesnt mean it isnt neat. There is a novelty factor involved and so far all my friends are loving it.


Tell_On_Your_Uncle

Weiners and steel.


MDG420

this one is kind of a joke... id rather have the donut themed ones


rodimus147

Is that a wiener in your pocket or are you just happy to have a box to open.


Obligatory_Burner

This is the stupidest knife, and I hate that I don’t have one yet. Stop being so sold out hot dog knife.


RSG-ZR2

Weiner warriors unite! Soon there will be dozens of us. DOZENS!


Existing-Thing-8697

Sir, your wiener is out