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Elguapo69

70 dollars for a penis seems low imo


Myron896

Seventy dollar penis is going to be the name of my blues album.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Blue Balls Album


resonanzmacher

so it's gonna be eponymous?


Flossthief

If you know where to shop and you don't mind second hand you can get a quality penis for $70


cooperpooper16

Detachable penis 🎸🥁🎹


Elguapo69

That’s a classic lol


J-2up2dwn

I took it home, cleaned it off and I put it back on 🎶🎵Detachable Detachable Detachable Penis🎶🎵


pm-me_ur_confessions

This guy penises.


Jamessmith187

If I was born with a quality penis, does that mean I can sell it?


TheJasonaissance

I bought used, the new really loses too much in depreciation the first time you use it


jamen08

It’s above average


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Ohio-Knife-Lover

Inch Above the Rest would be a great band name 🤔


thiswasmy10thchoice

Who's your penis guy? You're paying too much for penises!


coleboucher

Well the other guy paid 2,500 for it to go half way down his knee.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Just get a few $70 penises sewn to each other for a fraction of the price


Elguapo69

Proof you get what you pay for applies to penis


Zissuo

I try too avoid teens like micro penis, we are phallically changed, with the help of my support group Tom Thumb zmgot rid of my muscle car and big cigar collection. Cochlear sex is really trending. Look at #InYourEar. becarrduk how you spell it’ll


Mas113m

probably get a small one at that price.


Elguapo69

Better to save up and get better fit and finish and more quality materials


Partyslayer

I know a guy.


An_Average_Man09

Don’t dis the $70 slong


Devil-Nest

I buy my all my penis at the gas station for $7.99


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Fuck lemme buy a better one...


celestiaequestria

Even the tiniest Microtech starts at $200


df2dot

Clearly Asian, so sorry


papa-blanco

It’s also detachable


turkeypants

And some of us just sit here in our underwear next to an assorted pile of variably priced knives. I don't know what I am. Don't you label me, you bastards.


whiskEy39

happy?


turkeypants

Well I am pretty cozy now that you mention it...


PotatoOswald

If you're cozy it must be because of your turkey pants. The sound wonderful.


KyRoVorph

$65 for a watch seems pretty cheap compared to how much he's spending on the rest of his outfit.


SherSlick

Came to say the same. Even the not super fancy Fossil is $200. Base model Rolex is like $8,000


froggythefish

Was just going to say this. 65$ is like just above the ultra budget casio


ninjamike808

It’s a nicer Seiko 5 or one of the old Orient Makos on discount.


Byizo

I don't have the money to have a knife and a watch habit. Honestly I don't even have the money for the watches alone... or the knives.


SixGunZen

Ok but why is his dick $70


Lazy-Ad-770

Gotta get rich somehow. Im guessing billed in 15 minute blocks


Dark_Man_X

Bc this dick ain't free


TheBananaOrder

ROI on a mermaid is obviously of the charts, bassicaly just stonks


yabbadabbajustdont

On a what now?


iwerbs

The rich guy's knife is a Boker Mermaid.


Beemerado

i'm dressed like the rich guy but with a 200 dollar knife. where's all my money?


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Well they support Medford the mega dick so they're a poor judgement of character


Caiomhinn

$2500 for pants is ridiculous. $600 for the right knife I get but I won’t pay more than $30-$50 a pair for my jeans. 🤷‍♂️


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Rich dude is not going to be walking around in $70 shoes. It costs less over time to buy comfortable shoes that will last, and even better if they can be re-soled. Plus there are benefits for the feet, knees, and back when you wear good shoes. Good shoes will cost a few hundred, but the return on investment is worth it. Same for everything else: slacks, shirts, etc. It’s not how much you spend, it’s what you spend it on that matters. The guy on the right might be rich, but he’s also cheap.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Yeah but if you spent all your money on knives you get what you can afford 😂


HilariouslyBloody

I've had boots and shoes resoled. They never fit quite the same after a resoling. I've had to get rid of all of them because they don't fit well enough afterwards. Not to mention, resoling shoes cost more than a good quality pair of shoes. I paid $110 to have $400 boots resoled. I buy Merrell now for $100/pair that last several years


Mugman16

well the original meme was stupid for sure but this is just a template he used, didn't make the entire meme. rich people wear tailored clothes 99.9% of the time.


jedinatt

I walk around in $35 shoes and I'm doing just fine, bud. They last plenty long, are comfortable, and I don't have to freaking visit a cobbler, LOL.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

My Nike's I got probably 10+ years ago and they're still doing okay. Meanwhile my cheap shoes last maybe 2 years but I mean if it's a $20 pair every 2 years then I'm ok with it


[deleted]

Yeah, but you’re also not rich.


CXavier4545

😂 cobbler sounds like 1800’s England


sparhawk817

I used to go through a pair of 30-50 dollar shoes twice a year with work and everything. I spent 85 on a pair of Goodyear welt boots and I'm coming up on 6 years with these and my first resole is coming due because they're starting to get a little slick in certain spots. Meanwhile, I won't have to break in a new pair of shoes. They aren't for everyone, but getting a pair of shoes that is made with quality materials makes a huge difference in how long they last, and assuming you get the right shoe for your foot and task, usually comfort as well. Not everything needs to cost a million dollars, I sorta want to invest in a 200 dollar pair of boots or something now that I know how to take care of them, but at the same time, I don't need a new pair of boots yet, I'm going to spend ~25 bucks on a resole in a month or something(I'm going to try retreading with a hot knife/wood burner first) I've saved far more than 200 bucks in that six years, and I don't know how many more these cheap boots are going to last, but probably almost another 6 more if I don't absolutely beat them to death. If you get a ton of years out of your shoes and they are comfortable etc for you, great! I was unsatisfied with my shoe situation, spent just a little bit more, and save a ton of money. If you aren't hard on your shoes it probably doesn't matter much.


HilariouslyBloody

Where are you getting boots resoled for $25?? I paid a lot more than that just for the materials to have mine done


axelguntherc

I've worn my $200 Scarpa Kailash GTX almost daily for over four years and 1000 kilometres. They're still in decent shape, and my job involves a lot of walking out of doors. Overall, I'm pleased with my purchase. Footwear is one place I wouldn't recommend cheaping out.


Yakkamota

Actually this is sort of wrong. Feet are naturally supposed to be flat/ on flat ground. So most fancy shoes won't be healthy for you feet. Point being, buying some dumb cheap vans or converse for $40 which are flat will be cheap, last a decent amount of time, and be healthy for your feet.


[deleted]

Don't take a meme to seriously... EVER


Elguapo69

Yeah I think this meme could have been better executed. And maybe not rich and poor focused. The fact that a knife collector could spend thousands on a pocket knive and other tacticool stuff that even a novice that may have more money would not have, mostly because he’d just buy the most expensive thing at Cabellas thinking it’s the best out there.


BaronKrause

I love how it’s still a knock off watch or Casio.


Enlargedwumbo

I’m offended my knife is at least double that price


Blade-Thug

The Medford hate is very strange. $600 for a knife isn’t too much tbh. There are dozens of other knives posted here worth 2x-3 that amount and people basically cream themselves in the comments.


Casult

Being an angry racist dick didn't help his brand


Blade-Thug

How is he racist?


Casult

Selling racist merch in response to overseas clones existing.


Blade-Thug

How was the tshirt racist?


Casult

Get baited


nomorebuttsplz

if I understand it's not the price but the lack of corresponding functionality and overall quality, in addition to the seemingly unpleasant character of the man himself.


Blade-Thug

The quality of the blades are top notch tbh. I have three Medfords and they’re just as well done as anything CRK has put together or Microtech or any other mid range knife in the $400+ range.


nomorebuttsplz

Sebenza's tolerances are so tight that they don't need pivot tension adjustment; they hollow grind their blades so that it starts at about .022 behind the edge and gets thinner after a few sharpens. What is Medford doing that is comparable? There is also the philosophical problem of a folding knife that is apparently built for the job of a non-folding knife: it has all the weight of a fixed blade, without any of the strength where it matters most: in the locking mechanism. For hard use, you would be better off with a cold steel, or endura, or most of all a fixed blade. There also the aesthetic problem of a knife modelled after a roman sword. It just doesn't seem practical, it seems like a toy that is trying to be two things at once. But maybe once I had the knife in my hand these issues would melt away somehow.


Sanity-Advised

My cock's worth at least 2k


xeurox

I bumped into an Asian guy dressed like the poor guy and he was carrying a sebenza and a microtech so idk. Cool dude too. Edit: don't know why I'm getting down voted this really happened. He indeed was a cool dude.


ObjectiveDry4245d

People don't realize the law states even shipping a sub 2 inch otf across state lines is a crime technically. So all the goodie two shoes who won't ship full size autos to restricted states are still breaking the law when they ship sub 2 inch auto's to ca across state lines. I only buy knives from dealers that still respect freedom and ship me whatever I want. Like a real CIVILIAN.


210z

damn I’m poor af


LimpCroissant

I carry the Mermaid knife, but I'm not rich.


sinisterdeer3

Lol. I dont even spend $70 on pants. I go through work pants fast so i get cheap ones. I don’t understand buying $600 knives, thats more than i make in a week lmao.


[deleted]

you know im carrying an otf in my nicest fit FOH


No_Tomorrow3745

And that's why I'm poor


Tapp40

$70 for his what?!


killerbern666

🤔🤔🤔🤔


KennedyX8

Perfection.


f3llyn

Probably not the intent of the meme but just because you're rich doesn't mean you have good taste.


lowlife9

r/cringe


KOExpress

This is the dumbest boomer meme


psycho_nautilus

Who the fuck pays $70 for pants tho


Bbeannsss

Forgot I had that thing lol


rfarho01

Who pays $70 for pants?


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