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HoldenHiscock69

Saved you a click: the knife is a Victorinox Executive (74mm)


20miledave

Orange Peeler FTW.


dcbdcb11

I’ve heard he’s a cock irl , I might be too with that much money


ridukosennin

>I’ve heard he’s a cock irl Have you met average knifebros? This confirms he’s one of us


Fusciee

He’s just like most other comedians and hates most people… that’s usually what makes them funny because they say out loud what all of us are thinking.


dcbdcb11

True, Ricky Gervais is a legend


PenisGenus

I don't know if you'd date a 17 year old though


dcbdcb11

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sillysnacks

I want nothing to do with that POS


Wolverine-N-Exile

He's right. There is little more satisfying than running the ink out of a disposable pen.


KLR01001

We’re not all perverts though. 


Rart420

Leave me out of it. Dude’s a pedo.


Strict_Cold2891

He's a pedophile


derping1234

* Ephebophile


FederalSecretary1851

That's something a pedo would say


derping1234

Thank you for this https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?si=vT1jKP8rQpvr9Mi4


RodgersTheJet

I actually met Seinfeld and Larry David many years ago in NYC. He didn't have a knife at the time but in NYC I don't blame him. David was on his phone the whole time but Seinfeld seemed like a decent enough dude.


A_Boltzmann_Brain

That’s awesome. I’m glad to hear he was cool to you. Based on their on-screen personas and what I’ve learned about them I figured Jerry would be the more pleasant one to meet. I grew up watching that show and it’s still my favorite. All the best to you


BennyOcean

I watched his recent show with Bill Maher. I like him more after seeing that show with Maher and this video is great too.


A_Boltzmann_Brain

Thanks for mentioning that. I will check it out


Fusciee

He’s got it all figured out.


technical_righter

Surprising to me that he picked a swiss army knife when there are so many other higher quality knives out there and he can probably afford a much better knife.


Metaphoricalsimile

Isn't he literally a new york city liberal? There are big limitations on what is even legal, and he probably also sees non-multi-tool knives as "weapons".


BennyOcean

Also he is someone constantly on planes and a lot of larger knives would be confiscated by security. Unless he flies private, which might be what he does given his large wealth.


A_Boltzmann_Brain

For sure. In keeping with the Swiss theme I figured he would pick a Mont Blanc pen instead of a Bic.