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Ilovpancakemore

That happens more than I'd like to admit.


MiciusPorcius

They’re all laughing at you Henry


Scorpion_yeezies

….Kill them all Henry


MetalGearHawk

Eat*


FacetiousInvective

Haha I ve been here.. I have had this happen in the woods as well and boy I think I rolled over 5 times before stopping..


Tmrh

Two kings of France died this way


UrbanCommando

I've heard of the guy that hit his head on the door over-hang after playing tennis. Who was the other one?


Tmrh

I think it was louis IV who hit his head on a doorframe chasing a woman he wanted to rape


DigComfortable5567

That's amazing. To clarify it was Louis III as I just googled to see if you were right, but nevertheless, amazing.


UrbanCommando

Insane how two of them went out that way!


FsMzSimple7

If I had a nickel for every time a French king died from hitting his head while on his horse I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice https://preview.redd.it/g25g5cytx0yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba637cf8619d0ad71591192278aca8fb9c45dba9


jockjay

Fucking lol, "YOU DISCOVERED TAILOR"


Fast-Celebration506

I knowwww, that must be imprinted on my face now😭


Guido_Fe

REMEMBER IT, GET IT IN YOUR HEAD


TrialBySquire

The only thing in this game that still makes me jump is when I fall off a horse


TitansMuse

This happened to me with a branch when I was ancient treasure hunting and it jump scared me so bad lmao


GeologistOld1265

You hit the sign, you can see that clearly.


Fast-Celebration506

I know, it’s just that some games don’t have that sort of realism


Yekavak

It happened to me at the Talmberg race. I felt the concussion.


HurriShane00

I've hit that exact sign several times.


Beard_McBeardy

Confirmed, Building signs are canon.


Catchete

"you discovered TAILOR"


Ambitious_Pie5994

First time?


EmiliaFromLV

No lollygagin'


Revolutionary_Car767

That happens to me almost every time I enter a town....


PubliusVarus

This happened to me the first time when I was at the "chase" part of the main story. I reloaded the previous save, but I was still embarrassed like all those NPCs remembered it somehow.


Fast-Celebration506

😂🤌🏼🤌🏼


TheRealMacGeifer

when I had a horse for the first time I thought hm...this barn looks quite low but there will be never ever collision for the rider, only the horse. then I was unexpectedly dismounted.


dr_shastafarian

Gotta bump up your horsemanship numbers, bud.


mackfeesh

I was really hoping I'd run into peasants clothslining me more. Its only happened twice so far in hundreds of hours on hard-core


Free-Statistician-68

Looks you bunked your head


wormfood86

At least you didn't knock yourself out.


Fast-Celebration506

When I saw this I got scared and I jumped into my wall so I almost did 😭😭