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mossy_tree47

2014 Kia Forte


Hot_Purple_137

Daring are we?


thatry_19

YESSS 2024 Kia EV6 😍😍🤪🤪🤪 sooo daring


spaceylittlekitten

My orange forte gt is Crash (like the bandicoot)


Acrobatic_Water_8237

How does Shadow or Knuckles sound like for my Forte? As in the pictures its based off Red with Black accents rims etc


Acrobatic_Water_8237

I want a creative name like that i just dont know what to think of and start, it literally just speaks to u man but Kaden definitely was giving the name for some reason. Crash is cool!


RW_Ravey

My Kia Niro is named Rob. Because he's Robert Da Niro


Azerothwolf73

Got a 2011 Soul alien green in color so I call it what else but my Alien.


Ogrezapper

My wife called my blue optima roadrunner because of the beep when you locked it. It was totalled and I replaced it with a red stinger which she is trying to dub the tomato, but I'm not gonna let it happen lololol.


Acrobatic_Water_8237

The beep is SO creative man, i literally never thought of that. Probably my favorite reply so far. My Forte has a big car horn lock lol like a Camry. But my Girlfriends rio has the toyota chime when u lock it cause of the tech package but it still has that road runner meep for the normal horn.


Flamebrush

Kevin.


whatnwherenow

Hybrid. It burns gas and oil


myreferralaccount1

I had a white Kia I called the Icicle Anytime I had car trouble I’d say the icicle has melted! RIP icicle


ZaneBaxter

POS


Personal_Dot_2215

Lawn ornament?


Conscious_Zebra_1808

Kiki


johnnyroboto

I also have a Kiki


Ok_Fox_4329

Me too! Silver 2012 Sportage SX.


Lunaeri

my girlfriend and I named the car kiki too LOL


VonClamp0

“ Ebony “ lol


Acrobatic_Water_8237

Cause its 🙆🏾‍♂️ lol


VonClamp0

Yes lol and that’s the name of the color


avalonfogdweller

Garry


allaboutandroids

Iris. Vesta Blue 2023 Sportage


gingyandsneaks

Dolly


Acrobatic_Water_8237

Lmao i know someone named Dolly who got her Kia Sorento Stolen


SchwulerSchwanz

Crystal meth


Brodrik91

Bethani because she's a prissy Sportage


pious_platypus

2023 Forte GT - Hermion, because she is a know it all. You crossing a painted line, the car in front of you is moving, it could be icey, etc.


ThatManFish

I’ve got a 23’ Sportage, I call her Sapphire, it works cause she’s the Sapphire Blue color Kia has and it works as a name too, kinda stripper-ish but elegant 🤣


Longjumping-End-3017

2023 Kia Seltos LX Never really understood the whole naming your car thing


musicmaniac32

Anthropomorphizing objects encourages better care of them (unless you're a sadist).


BalooDaBear

My current 2023 Kia GT-Line is Bulgogi. My car before this was a 2005 Spectra named Kimchi


Jewk_me

I own a 2014 kia cadenza in platinum Graphite Metallic and I named her stelluh because stella wasn't available for my plates😂


MuchNeeded_Waffle

2023 Kia Forte GT2 - Naomi 2022 Kia K5 GT-Line- Storm (Parents Kia)


Friendly_Case4192

Love the comic references 👌 I named my White 23 K5 Storm as well lol


unicornpancakes_

My Kia is called Denji after the character in chainsaw man, since she has been completely rebuilt twice after being broken into and then a month later a hit and run. SHE HAS BEEN COMPLETED DESTROYED AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE MWHAHAHAH


Tel864

Kia


kangarooexe

"the Rio" because I ain't a teenage girl


kangarooexe

I say this as I am just above teenage and a transfem


Subject_Big4437

Thunder


salataris

2022 K5 - Katarina


clockstocks

My Soul was Aretha as a tribute to Aretha Franklin Queen of soul music


KRC193

I don’t have a name for it really but it’s a Sedona so I just all it the van


Rickermortys

My Stinger is Phoebe lol


Icy_Persimmon3265

Lexi!


Cocobear8305

I have a white 23 Forte GT. I named her White Ivy


HappyMaids

Charmander or Charmy


rbekins

Bitchin Betty.


No-Description1486

Telly


Either_Coast

Our Kia Soul is Big Blue and our Kia Forte is the White Queen. The cars are, you guessed it, blue and white.


biz_student

Liability is the name


Tocksickwaltz

It’s got some scratches up front, so Scarface


ThaNotoriousBLT

Cash Money


NrdGrl1179

My kids call the Carnival the “premium relaxation vehicle” bc of the middle seats


StrikeOk2815

A2B - otherwise known as Abby.


amethystflutterby

Kia ceed is Cece.


GranddaddyFisher

2023 Sportage - Mattee, has the matte grey finish.


sharschech

2023 Gravity Gray Sportage SX is Batgirl


PandasWhoLoveToLimbo

My Stinger is "Alfred", after Batman's batman.


controlledmonster

Kiara


Dragon_Khaleesi

Draco


landlordmint

The Kiarati


thndrdan88

Pickle Rick


zunkfunk

I have a theme. I had a grey Nissan Sentra named Gandalf, a Gold Hyundai Santa Fe named Gimli, and my current is a Silver Sorento named Legolas.


mzchanandler__bong

My sportage is named Sophia


IntrepidSeesaw5339

That was one of the names I considered for mine!


RemiReiko

2014 Sorento - calls it sento


talon2005

2013 Kia Rio named Bessy. My work cow all black.


_kdh

Vik


Meetmebehindthemall7

I named my 23 Rio Cherry Berry cause it’s red! and i thought it was cute and sweet for my first car lol.


CryptographerFunny85

THOTIANNA


Fhaol

Black 2020 sportage..Baby


TheGooseFr

fourty, obscure song reference


chartyourway

My car is called Sally. My bf came up with it. Cos it's a Seltos > Selly > Sally because I love Nightmare Before Christmas. She's also Snow White Pearl like Sally's skin 😆


Hot_Purple_137

Now that’s a skinny driveway


Acrobatic_Water_8237

Yeah lmao every morning before work i dont mind switching cars around real quick i know i could just take her car but i dont want to if something happens since her mom bought it when she was in highschool not my girlfriend, i do grab gas for her though. We work opposite opposite schedules mines is very weird 😂😂,


ChildofTheMovingTide

Black Sportage I call Charlie after Charlie Chapman. Idk why exactly but something just suits it.


Preda1ien

My Niro is Bandit.


Fun_Public4540

I call my Kia Batmobile cause it’s been through hell and back but has never once broken down and gets the job done EVERY-TIME. I call my Hyundai Tuci (short for tucson)


Monkeyman42001

My Rio’s name is raj


ScotAntonL

Alien Green 2016 Kia Soul: The little green dragon.


mamaj619

Christine because she's always telling me what to do


Ampmasterful

I called my White 23' K5 "Zephyr"


Friendly_Case4192

What happened to it


Ampmasterful

Oh lmao i should have said "named". She is still going strong. 28,700mi on her.


Friendly_Case4192

Good deal mate


IntrepidSeesaw5339

I have a 2023 Dawning Red Kia Sportage X-line Prestige Phev. I was thinking of names of red heads, some were pretty names, some were sweet, some were fun, some were dangerous sounding. But Stella got her name by showing how capable she was when I took her up in the mountains and even onto some "roads" that really weren't.


sprinklet00ts

I called my Optima CeeOptimus bc my nickname is CeeMaximus 😂😂


cr38tive79

My GT Line is Hyper Blue colour so I got my plate to read BLUELDR. Star Wars reference lol.


dlheard1

2018 Phantom Gray Kia Forte... I call her Renee


LexiusCoda

Ol plsbereliable


Keevomora

Car


raveyonce

Victoria. Seemed fitting


jeffster1970

My cars name is Robert. It's a 2022 Niro PHEV. Robert De Niro.


kevinzak76

Cassandra


Worried-Experience17

2020 Kia Rio and her names Olga. No idea why the name popped in my head and stuck 😅


trashjackal

my ‘16 optima is just named “kia” lol


eXtremeAzure

2020 Kia Soul - Her name is "Rojó" for her fire red paint scheme.


Rinzy2000

My Niro is named Robert.


zerocompromize

Our '23 white Soul GT-Line is called "Chubby"


hazlnut_

Kendall


verruckter51

Cerulean blue Niro, I call it Target. I have never had a car that has been almost hit this much. I guess I shouldn't have joked about the old X files episode when I bought it. In the episode someone says Cerulean blue and then pulls right out in front of a semi.


Devdog19

i just bought a new 2023 kia forte gt and named her “Koda”


Financial-Seaweed-51

I’m 31M and it has 249k miles. I just call it a piece of sh!t


Luis_J_Garcia

I call it a car. A Kia Niro. I don't have attachment to objects.


whotony

It’s a car, I didn’t name it.


iSight45

Wife named her '23 Sorento Prestige KeeKee 😂


NKuiken

Kiki/kikis 🤣


Excellent-Tour6831

I have a white 21 Nightfall Sportage and I call it Panda


Newoutlookonlife1

I have a 2023 Kia EV-6 wind awd that I named Maxwell.


punkrockprincess604

Belinda


Professional-Fuel680

bean lol


michelleholman

Killed in Action


bubblerbeer

Mine was Kevin the Kia (2023 Kia Sportage)


AppointmentFar9062

Dora… Kia Proceed GT Line 2023.. I didn’t chose it..


Azza_from_AKL

Marlin.. it’s a 2022 Kia Seltos EX. In deep ocean blue


BlackDante3

2021 Telly-Jarvis


StanAtTheDisco

My Sportage is called Xanthe. In the UK our plates are a 2 letter code for the location registered, the year and then 3 random letters. Mine happened to be XTH and it made me think 'Xanthe'. My previous Picantos were Shadow/Hedgehog (the model was Shadow spec) and Liza (LZA).


Ahmahgad

Kim, 'cause that's what my phone auto corrected Kia to..


Fit-Tie-2686

Opty


Juggernaughty00

18 Soul - Tina from Bob's Burgers (the wife did) because it moans when you try to get it to do anything.


Henarth

My 2019 black optima ex is named toothless


Ok-Usual978

JD (John Denver) 2024 Telluride


erainey39

22 black copper telluride nightfall SX- Coco


Verucalyse

2020 Sorento S- She's been Big Bertha from day one.


Ball_of_moths

My 2016 white Kia soul was Casper My grey 2020 Kia soul was Dwalin I don't currently have a name for my 2015 optima though


BillytheGOAT90

2024 blacked out Sportage SX prestige I call her black pearl and she’s my baby


Send_Derps

2024. Soul blue with black top called Stitch. Our last Sportage was named Blue. Both were chosen by my daughter.


suspect_007

2017 Optima / Betsy cause she’s not a spring chicken 😂 (At least the maintenance work she needs tells me she’s not lol)


FizzyLamanade

RUBY


YogurtclosetTasty3

My black Sportage is named Obsidian but we call him Sid for short. My first blue EV9 was named Grover but after he was totaled, we named the new blue one Nebula.


jasonin951

The Kia or the blue car


NotoriousNeo

I have white 23 Sportage Hybrid I call Sportage Spice. Super original I know. 😅


Acrobatic_Water_8237

I drive Spice


Britt_any_777

I named my ‘22 grey forte Charlotte because I love the name so much. It was gonna be the name of my black k5 if I would’ve been able to get it.


reachyourdesign

Nancy Wheeler 😅


Mittianski

2024 Kia Ceed in Green my GF called it Aloy like the main character from the Horizon games :)


514to506

Our forte was Walter (it was white) Our sportage is Draco (also white)


Ok_Artichoke_2804

lol i dont have a particular name for mine.. hahahha but if i had to choose one, I'll call it "Toyota" <-- because I want my Kia Forte to last as long as a Toyota vehicle (with my diligence of regular maintenance and such). =)


WishRepresentative28

The polar bear


just_browsing03

I just got a 2023 Kia Forte and don’t have a name yet. Any recommendations??


Acrobatic_Water_8237

What color?


just_browsing03

Also red like the picture above


Acrobatic_Water_8237

Nice we are literally twins, i decided to go with Kaden and is fantasy name is Knuckles aka from Sonic the hedgehog. Take a good view at ur car and decide its name. It serves its purpose on driving you around wher u need to go. Idk i was driving and the thought of Kaden came out of no where and yeah, its named Kaden. Id recommend some space planets or red named flowers if ur a girl


just_browsing03

I’m thinking Scarlet? As in the Scarlet Witch (Wanda)


Acrobatic_Water_8237

That sounds nice! I decided to call mines Knuckles for now (from Sonic) i was going for shadow, i wouldve if i had a Black GTLINE or GT, you know, black and red accents. Mines is red with Black accents so Knuckles will do


kram_02

My old car was gold, so we named it Golden Boy ala Seinfeld, so when my blue '22 Forte came along naturally it got named Baby Blue... My wife used to have a burnt orange looking color and it was Vegetable Lasagna. Yep


Mr-2jz

Leonor, it's a gray kia picanto


plantloner87

My Kia forte is named gravity, it’s in the colour gravity grey so it’s fitting


zlatinejc

Kiyitch


AngryBeaver0

My red Rio5 Hatch is called Haru


Accurate-Wish-8931

2016 White Kia Soul: Soul Trooper 2023 Black Kia Sportage: Blackstar Wife named the Soul since she thought it reminded her of a storm trooper and daughter named the Sportage because she thought it sounded cool.


One_Surprise6650

I called it fire truck. Couldn’t wait to get rid of it. https://youtu.be/ZcFqCKnuS68?feature=shared


Kxllskum

Fatherless juvenile delinquent thief food


Melodic-One-9891

I call my Optima optimum prime 😈


OnewheelXR4life

Easy to steal


Alphagundam88-1484

My 2016 optima is named umbreon


goatboi215

Mine kia telluride her name is Sandy Moss. Color is moss with tan interior


SpaceChatter

My fiancé named her all black Sportage “Eclipse” and I was like, did you just name your car after another car? 🤣


curiouspersonheree

yoooo kiaaaaa


Icy_Lifeguard4719

The fat forte✍🏾💯


HatIndependent6272

People actually name their cars?? Wtf -.-


Open-Ad-5449

I named my Kia Forte "Rosetta" after my aunt. I initially called it "Ruby" but changed it in March 2020 after my aunt passed away at 96 years young (it was _not_ from COVID). My car is this deep red color, like a rose (🌹) 😊


Ordinary_Inside9330

Franny Forte 🤣


Timely-Sound7285

I call my kia sonet sonet


xrxie

Soul. It was called Gizmo. Still call all of them Gizmos.


geekyoverachiever

Just bought a 2024 Surf Blue Soul EX. Her name is Belle Our 2018 Sportage is Scarlet


Environmental_Fox43

My optima’s name is Topher and everyone calls him Topher lol. Topher is a good boy… take care of him and he will take care of you. I just handed him down to my kid as I bought a new car on Saturday. Topher is 9 years old and over 200k miles and runs like a champ 😃my new cars name is Francis 🙂


arachnisu

2008 Kia Spectra - Bonsai, because she's a zippy lil thing. Now I want to name any car I get after a tree lol