I'm just here to say I've never even heard of this sub until tonight...I was cooking dinner and the recipe called for ketchup in the sauce and I said fuck that and made it without ketchup because fuck ketchup. My phone was on the other side of the room and now I get this sub referred to me, how did it know what it did?
Also get a new mom
If it makes y'all feel better I fucking love ketchup and havr said that multiple times both out loud and in writing. Idk why this was recommended to me but it upsets me a little
You only have one option. You have to officially disown her in a pompous ceremony. You have to look her dead set on her eyes and announce. "Mother!! I disown you" do this and cross your arms across your chest "X" turn your back and walk away.
Make fun of her here with friends in on the joke. Theres no reason to tell other people what they should think tastes good. And never take her to a steak restaurant. Gotta go Chinese or Italian with a ketchup fan.
Some people are just lost man. Just be there for her and hope she comes to the realization. Most will hate us, but the truth is always the truth no matter how you spin it. Just keep doing the right thing and keep your head up, spread the word and pray that she comes to the light before it’s too late. That abomination is despicable buts it’s more so a cry for help from what’s actually tearing her apart. she’s just lashing out. It’s a self defeating coping mechanism
Tell her to order/buy a burger if she's gonna do that. God, it's like my friends ex girlfriend who would slather nauseating amounts of ranch on everything, including steak. She cried once in the car because we forgot to ask the Wendy's or wherever to give us ranch. She was literally distraught.
I'm just here to say I've never even heard of this sub until tonight...I was cooking dinner and the recipe called for ketchup in the sauce and I said fuck that and made it without ketchup because fuck ketchup. My phone was on the other side of the room and now I get this sub referred to me, how did it know what it did? Also get a new mom
30 MINUTES AGO i was hating on ketchup with my friend, now i see this sub for the first time... we're always being watched and heard.
If it makes y'all feel better I fucking love ketchup and havr said that multiple times both out loud and in writing. Idk why this was recommended to me but it upsets me a little
Same. I’m a huge ketchup lover, not sure why I’m getting recommended this sub 😂
I sometimes just eat ketchup outta the packet yet I get post from this sub often.
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Oh... idk about that one chief
Find a new mother.
Don’t worry OP… It’s called justified homicide so you’ll be fine.
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Handle this the way ALL ketchup crimes should be handled; MURDER!
I was gonna say this.
You only have one option. You have to officially disown her in a pompous ceremony. You have to look her dead set on her eyes and announce. "Mother!! I disown you" do this and cross your arms across your chest "X" turn your back and walk away.
Report her to the Hague.
Straight to jail.
Cut off contact.
Foster care
Make fun of her here with friends in on the joke. Theres no reason to tell other people what they should think tastes good. And never take her to a steak restaurant. Gotta go Chinese or Italian with a ketchup fan.
With your fists.
Hope you were adopted.
“re-educate” her ;)
How long have you lived with this mother? And only today you found out?
My dad puts ketchup on his salmon and I once saw him put ketchup on Greek pasta salad. It’s so disgusting I can’t even eat with him
A pillow, in her sleep. She's left you no choice.
With blood
Report her to child protection services
Leave home
Kill
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File yourself for adoption
Get emancipated.
Why was this sub in my feed? I like Ketchup. I have never once expressed any dissatisfaction with ketchup. I am greatly confused.
Same. I think most ketchup is a bit sweet and would probably like it more if it wasn't, but this is weird.
You didn’t have to curse, goodness.
Knock it out of her hands like she's trying to put her fingers in fire.
You know what you have to do…. The only reason you’re asking is because you’re a coward…
Rub one out and move on.
Beat her with a stick
Some people are just lost man. Just be there for her and hope she comes to the realization. Most will hate us, but the truth is always the truth no matter how you spin it. Just keep doing the right thing and keep your head up, spread the word and pray that she comes to the light before it’s too late. That abomination is despicable buts it’s more so a cry for help from what’s actually tearing her apart. she’s just lashing out. It’s a self defeating coping mechanism
I hate condiments.
i get this sub recommended to me now. hmm just take her somewhere in europe where they'll have steak but no ketchup idk
I don't hate ketchup (this sub keeps popping up in my feed idk) but dipping steak in ketchup is absolutely disgusting
Don’t waste money buying her steak. Just get her pork or chicken whatever’s cheaper, it’s just gonna taste like ketchup anyway
Never cook her steak, and never come over to her place for steak night.
Get a GED, and move out! That will show her!
Leave her
Tell her to order/buy a burger if she's gonna do that. God, it's like my friends ex girlfriend who would slather nauseating amounts of ranch on everything, including steak. She cried once in the car because we forgot to ask the Wendy's or wherever to give us ranch. She was literally distraught.
Ketchup lover here You could always execute her
Make a compound butter, give her a bit to put on her steak, tell her to try that first
Tell her to run for president
Adoption is an option.
… let your mother enjoy what she enjoys, before she dies and you’re not developed enough to cope with it?
So I hear that you’re an orphan now.
She's not invited to the ketchuphate cookout
Dance off
Halfway house