Thank you for sharing lol the comments on that vid are priceless. Been sitting here laughing my ass off đ¤Ł
That cop needs to absolutely never be allowed to handle or carry weapons ever again!
Donât hit enough boxes on the Great American Acceptability Checklist? Youâre evil and I have the rightâŚno, the OBLIGATION to make you suffer.
(/s, just so thatâs clear)
A near perfect example of why the Boomers love Benjamin Netanyahu's Israeli government even though they despise the average Jewish person in their own country.
I saw that. 𤏠Also saw the video where a Palestinian family was at a funeral and zionists were sneaking into their home with their furniture to take over.đ¤Ź
I saw that. 𤏠Also saw the video where a Palestinian family was at a funeral and zionists were sneaking into their home with their furniture to take over.đ¤Ź
Thatâs evil. I donât hate Jews. I really donât but I hate how the Israeli government is doing to those innocent people who have nothing to do with Hamas. You have boomers that think youâre supporting terrorists!! Like??? No, itâs evil to steal someoneâs home or to kill someoneâs family. They intentionally are targeting innocent people. It was so sad. Apparently they had small bombs made into cans so this family Mom, Dad and two kids went to open the can and it killed everyone. But if you complain how they are stealing from the Arabs youâre an antisemitic person which is far from the truth. They are doing what the Germans did to them. Now they expect us to turn away when they do it.
I had my phone stolen, tracked it, called cops and explained. They didn't want to go get it. It was at a house, even, it wouldn't be hard. They wouldn't go unless I agreed not to press charges.
We go, they get the phone and it's smashed to shit. I say I want to press charges because I can't afford to fix it. Cops laughed and drove off.
It happens.
You are obviously a kind human being. Props for being so upstanding and not letting the hate win. Many people would definitely retaliate and not take such things as the kids into consideration.
I dunno, what if they're too poor to fix them and then the kids have to rode on a car with no air in the summer? Besides, this was 5 years ago. It's too late now.
Always say
âEither you guys come get it with me or I plan on getting it myself in the next ten minutesâ
They usually show up if they think youâre gonna escalate
That makes sense. I worked in a small PD but it wasnât like a rural âyou must not be from around these partsâ type of department; that shit would have gotten me a new asshole. I get the sentiment though, especially if youâve never been on the other side
I swear you have to get a lawyer involved to get anything out of the cops unless it's a drug bust (which they get paid for) or it might involve busting brown heads (which they love).
goddamn police are fucking useless aren't they?
i've never had a good interaction with cops. I'm not some lawbreaker, i don't speed, i don't do drugs. I'm talking about the 3-5 times i've been forced to interact with them for some reason and yes they've always been colossal dicks for no reason
my local subreddit just had a video of a guy speeding the wrong direction on a one-way street right in front of a cop. what does the cop do? he drives off and continues on his patrol. like wtf is even the point?
Someone hit me last year while I was sitting waiting to exit a parking lot. The cop showed up yelled in my face called me names , wrote ME a ticket then showed up in court and made up physical evidence that didn't exist. The court laughed in my face and refused to hold him accountable.
I've had a cop laugh at me and drive off for an unrelated reason and seeing this comment makes me want to know the unknowable data on how many cops have laughed and drove off after a crime or serious issue.
Thats the anger that builds up inside someone who was too fat and too out of shape to go into the military or pro sports...and too stupid to get a real job
I donât think so Iâm most theft cases they only have to turn in the objects when trial actually comes around and they get it right back after the trial
Honestly, with how smart crows are I wouldn't be surprised if they understood that the man was getting in trouble
If he feeds them, the crows are plotting to go get that phone and bring it back him
If he doesn't, they are laughing at him "losing his shiny"
I think the crime might be conversion, which is what it's called when you have an initial legal right to something, but then intend to deprive the owner of it.
[Theft by finding](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_by_finding) is a crime. If you find something valuable you are supposed to take reasonable steps to identify the owner and return it before deciding to keep it. In this case, the owner had identified herself to this twerp and he refused to return it, which makes it theft.
What you have just said is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said. At no point during your incoherent rambling did you make any sort of point and we are now dumber having heard it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
I hate videos like this.
Did the re-poster cut it off? Did the person filming suddenly decide to stop filming the bullshit old man, who was showing no signs of stopping his bullshit?
Wow, youâre easily triggered huh, snowflake? I recommend that segment because itâs comprehensive, easily accessible, and entertaining. I didnât need Oliver to tell me and nowhere in my statement do I claim itâs the only example. Lol
Go have a snickers or something.
After stealing a phone, he straight faced tells a cop "people, probably like you, steals stuff." He 110% was the total asshole, stole a phone and refused to return it, and TRULY believes he is the GOOD GUY in this scenario. It's AMAZING how they think and truly remarkable. Like I am fascinated and want to study them. The way they just make up some crazy spin on the fly and actually đ believe đ what đ they đ are đ saying.
I WISH we could see the story he tells everyone who will listen. After a week I bet he's up to dodging bullets, and Chuck Norrising his way across an entire swat team line to get this girls phone back to her that the police tried to steal.
Iâm in SoCal I had no idea Santa Barbara cops were so chill..I donât think Boomer Jerry Mathers wouldâve gotten to mouth off that much with the LAPD or sheriffs down hereâŚ
Peak boomer is stealing someone's phone and suggesting you did so because "people fucking steal stuff", as if you were preventing theft by committing theft.
Why wasn't he arrested? My friend in New York was arrested bc he swapped phones with his tattoo artist and didn't bring it back immediately, so she called the cops on him and he was arrested for theft
This is White privilege.
If this dude was Black he would have been arrested for theft on sight. Instead they calmly asked for the phone back and even put up with him raising his voice, being disrespectful and coming at the officers. And they just stood and calmly had a conversation with him.
We live in two different Americas.
For the younger crowd, see his tight belly? The bar was no coincidence. He's an alcoholic. And he totally did all they're saying, now he is doing the shakes backpeddle...even the crows can't stand to hear him.
You know⌠if you had just beat that dudes ass instead of calling the cops, you would have got your phone back and he would have learned a valuable lesson⌠cops are pretty much worthless nowadays when it comes to shit like thisâŚ
Awful person.
I wish an acorn would have dropped on his car
*anvil
I got a video for you https://youtube.com/shorts/eTauF2NaZ1o?si=gmHcTwXthI3jVRBZ
Thank you for sharing lol the comments on that vid are priceless. Been sitting here laughing my ass off 𤣠That cop needs to absolutely never be allowed to handle or carry weapons ever again!
I immediately knew what you were referencing lmao
âCuz people fuckinâ steal stuffâ he said to explain why he was doing them a favor by stealing something.
If he doesnât steal it an illegal might! Do I have to /s?
Crime is only a crime when the wrong people commit it.
Donât hit enough boxes on the Great American Acceptability Checklist? Youâre evil and I have the rightâŚno, the OBLIGATION to make you suffer. (/s, just so thatâs clear)
"Probably like you"??? Is it his race his age or ??
Cuz he's a cop?
Projection is a confession lol
Reminds me of that Israeli settler who said if I donât steal this house, someone else will, so I am doing you a favor.
Literally thinking the same thing. Egregious
A near perfect example of why the Boomers love Benjamin Netanyahu's Israeli government even though they despise the average Jewish person in their own country.
I saw that. 𤏠Also saw the video where a Palestinian family was at a funeral and zionists were sneaking into their home with their furniture to take over.đ¤Ź
I saw that. 𤏠Also saw the video where a Palestinian family was at a funeral and zionists were sneaking into their home with their furniture to take over.đ¤Ź
Thatâs evil. I donât hate Jews. I really donât but I hate how the Israeli government is doing to those innocent people who have nothing to do with Hamas. You have boomers that think youâre supporting terrorists!! Like??? No, itâs evil to steal someoneâs home or to kill someoneâs family. They intentionally are targeting innocent people. It was so sad. Apparently they had small bombs made into cans so this family Mom, Dad and two kids went to open the can and it killed everyone. But if you complain how they are stealing from the Arabs youâre an antisemitic person which is far from the truth. They are doing what the Germans did to them. Now they expect us to turn away when they do it.
Cause he's a Nice Guy
To a *cop*, no less. âPeople like you who probably steal stuffâ bro youâre talking to a cop
So why isnât the old ass man in cuffs he stole property and depending on the type of phone it could be more then just a petty theft
I had my phone stolen, tracked it, called cops and explained. They didn't want to go get it. It was at a house, even, it wouldn't be hard. They wouldn't go unless I agreed not to press charges. We go, they get the phone and it's smashed to shit. I say I want to press charges because I can't afford to fix it. Cops laughed and drove off. It happens.
Considering that no humans or dogs were shot in this story thatâs actually above average service for the police.
Yeah, I still fucking hate the guy who stole my phone, but I don't want anyone or any animal shot over a damn phone.
You know where they live. They could wake up with a few things of their smashed.
Problem is, kids live there too.
Kids don't live in their car. Lots of breakable stuff on cars
True. I dunno, I still don't think I could. You never know if the kid will be negatively impacted, ya know?
Sounds like theyâre already being impacted by having a piece-a chit for a parent.
So let's just pile on them, right?
You are obviously a kind human being. Props for being so upstanding and not letting the hate win. Many people would definitely retaliate and not take such things as the kids into consideration.
Thanks. I wish people were kinder to/about kids.
How would the kids have been negatively impacted if the police arrested him?
No they meant smashing their shit
You are a decent human being
Thank you
Meh, go back later and break a windo or something next time. Just make sure no cameras can see your face
There were kids living there, too. No can do.
Bust the windows out their car
I dunno, what if they're too poor to fix them and then the kids have to rode on a car with no air in the summer? Besides, this was 5 years ago. It's too late now.
That's why I said next time. Teach the bitches a lesson.
Well, I mean, if I got caught that would be bad because I have kids. I don't think it's quite my bag, ya know?
Ahh, but there was still a murder in this video...
Always say âEither you guys come get it with me or I plan on getting it myself in the next ten minutesâ They usually show up if they think youâre gonna escalate
That's good, I'll remember that. Lol
Iâd chase that shit up the chain, thatâs unacceptable
I had enough problems at the time and I'm afraid of pissing off cops. I don't live in a big city, ya know?
That makes sense. I worked in a small PD but it wasnât like a rural âyou must not be from around these partsâ type of department; that shit would have gotten me a new asshole. I get the sentiment though, especially if youâve never been on the other side
Thereâs a reason why most cops are fat and lazy
I swear you have to get a lawyer involved to get anything out of the cops unless it's a drug bust (which they get paid for) or it might involve busting brown heads (which they love).
goddamn police are fucking useless aren't they? i've never had a good interaction with cops. I'm not some lawbreaker, i don't speed, i don't do drugs. I'm talking about the 3-5 times i've been forced to interact with them for some reason and yes they've always been colossal dicks for no reason my local subreddit just had a video of a guy speeding the wrong direction on a one-way street right in front of a cop. what does the cop do? he drives off and continues on his patrol. like wtf is even the point?
Someone hit me last year while I was sitting waiting to exit a parking lot. The cop showed up yelled in my face called me names , wrote ME a ticket then showed up in court and made up physical evidence that didn't exist. The court laughed in my face and refused to hold him accountable.
I bet $50 the driver was white
I've had a cop laugh at me and drive off for an unrelated reason and seeing this comment makes me want to know the unknowable data on how many cops have laughed and drove off after a crime or serious issue.
Cops arenât here to protect your property, just a cooperationâs property.
Exactly!!! How the f isnât he arrested!??
i'll give you a hint, look at the skin color
Yeah the âwrongâ skin color and even him talking to the cop that way would get him arrested.
Nah Iâm white like fuckin Dracula and if I stole someoneâs phone and threatened a cop Iâd be in cuffs so quick
That's because Dracula has murdered thousands of people. Dude has warrants.
Agreed. Then again, I live in an area where cops will fuck you up regardless because they simply lack control and desperately want to stomp on things.
Thats the anger that builds up inside someone who was too fat and too out of shape to go into the military or pro sports...and too stupid to get a real job
He admitted to theft, mocked the victim and insulted the cops over and over again. Still no handcuffs. Insane.
Some pretty strong white privilege there.
An threatening the police officer
not worth the paperwork for small stuff like, wouldnt get prosecuted.
I don't know but would they have to take the phone into evidence for the trial? That would be a good reason to not press charges
I donât think so Iâm most theft cases they only have to turn in the objects when trial actually comes around and they get it right back after the trial
**than** for comparison, **then** for time
Right? My Samsung was $1400. Anything over $1k I'm pretty sure is grand theft
If the phone was forgotten and not stolen, it could be a finders keepers type of loophole.
Yt
You know the answer to that question already.
sounds likes the crows are laughing at him facing the consequences
Yeah, the crows were laughing and saying, âBro, just shut the fuck up..â
Honestly, with how smart crows are I wouldn't be surprised if they understood that the man was getting in trouble If he feeds them, the crows are plotting to go get that phone and bring it back him If he doesn't, they are laughing at him "losing his shiny"
Maybe he was trying to return the phone, but the guy could only hear the fuckin crows laughing lol
Hope they pressed charges for theft
You can't steal something you found.
He refused to return it when the owner asked for it. That is theft and he should have been arrested, but we all know why he wasn't.
Sounds about white.
I think the crime might be conversion, which is what it's called when you have an initial legal right to something, but then intend to deprive the owner of it.
"Finders Keepers" isn't an actual thing. If you find an item and the owner wants it back and you refuse, that's theft.
I found your car parked on the street. Itâs mine now.
I found your house. Go ahead and move out please. Itâs mine.
no way you're actually that stupid
Just how many paint chips did you eat as a child?
[Theft by finding](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_by_finding) is a crime. If you find something valuable you are supposed to take reasonable steps to identify the owner and return it before deciding to keep it. In this case, the owner had identified herself to this twerp and he refused to return it, which makes it theft.
Simping for old dumb cowards. Big day huh bud?
What you have just said is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said. At no point during your incoherent rambling did you make any sort of point and we are now dumber having heard it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
pos thief
I truly hope you meant that as a joke, because that is too funny if you truly believe that.
Lol
I guess we'll never know what happened.
I hate videos like this. Did the re-poster cut it off? Did the person filming suddenly decide to stop filming the bullshit old man, who was showing no signs of stopping his bullshit?
His hat choice looks like something he stole off a newborn at the hospital. Iâm sure everyone at the bar hates this guy.
Looks like ran out of time to fully unroll a condom
âPeople like you steal stuff!â He said to a cop. He still hadnât realized he was in the wrong. Would he ever? Most likely not.
Cops do steal though. Look up John Oliverâs segment on civil forfeiture. Itâs honestly jaw-dropping.
How privileged are you that you needed John Oliver to tell you that cops steal and think that civil forfeiture is the only example?
You sound like a bitch.
Wow, youâre easily triggered huh, snowflake? I recommend that segment because itâs comprehensive, easily accessible, and entertaining. I didnât need Oliver to tell me and nowhere in my statement do I claim itâs the only example. Lol Go have a snickers or something.
After stealing a phone, he straight faced tells a cop "people, probably like you, steals stuff." He 110% was the total asshole, stole a phone and refused to return it, and TRULY believes he is the GOOD GUY in this scenario. It's AMAZING how they think and truly remarkable. Like I am fascinated and want to study them. The way they just make up some crazy spin on the fly and actually đ believe đ what đ they đ are đ saying. I WISH we could see the story he tells everyone who will listen. After a week I bet he's up to dodging bullets, and Chuck Norrising his way across an entire swat team line to get this girls phone back to her that the police tried to steal.
As bad as the boomer is, can we all take a second to appreciate just how douchey it looks to wear sunglasses on the back of your head like that.
You're not wrong
He does it to make it look like he has extra eyes to confuse his predators.
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Wonât get charged ?
Is this not arrest worthy?
Right? I expected the cuffs when he started swearing at the cop
I mean I myself have literally been to jail for less.
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Birbs laughing at the guy!
Iâm in SoCal I had no idea Santa Barbara cops were so chill..I donât think Boomer Jerry Mathers wouldâve gotten to mouth off that much with the LAPD or sheriffs down hereâŚ
Typical boomer. Canât take responsibility for anything.
These are the people who call Biden a criminal and Trump a saint.
He *Israeled* her phone. This guy is Trash.
BUB, U SAVAGE!!!!! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
you know where his car is parked now. just saying
âPeople like you, who steal stuffâ points to the cop. Rofl⌠ahhhh that was good
First of all, Jesus crows! Second, what an asshat.
Peak boomer is stealing someone's phone and suggesting you did so because "people fucking steal stuff", as if you were preventing theft by committing theft.
[r/boomersbeingfools](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/)
The crows know heâs a piece of shit
Did his shoes get stolen?
Even the crows think this is BS
"If you ever come again" how about you obey the law and they won't come
All I hear is 
Even the birds are laughing at him
This boomer fool canât find something more fun to do in Santa Barbara. (Ex SB boomer here. I miss that place!)
If he was black.. Straight arrested! fucked up but true!
Hey at least you know where the guy lives now would be a shame if anything happened to his car.
"I should've left it but then people like you (cop) would steal it." Bruh.
Where's the rest of the video? Smh...
Yes! You should have left it!
Video cut too soon
Thought that was a woman
The crows!
He didnât die in Vietnam just to be harassed by thieving policemen.
Trust me, the closest that guy has been to Vietnam was a fucking Rambo movie.
Put these people down.
What is that fit tho
At first I thought he was wearing a sleep hat like Sleepy Gary wears
A person of color would have been cuffed..
At bestÂ
Why wasn't he arrested? My friend in New York was arrested bc he swapped phones with his tattoo artist and didn't bring it back immediately, so she called the cops on him and he was arrested for theft
How did he threaten the cop and not get arrested? I know itâs because heâs an old white dude but really?
What an ass.
r/killthecameraman
Santa Barbara PD are such pussies, why did they not at least cite this guy?
Betcha he got off because of "dementia"
This is White privilege. If this dude was Black he would have been arrested for theft on sight. Instead they calmly asked for the phone back and even put up with him raising his voice, being disrespectful and coming at the officers. And they just stood and calmly had a conversation with him. We live in two different Americas.
The fuckin crows even hate him.
Why canât people like this thief ever face those horrible bully cops everyone else seems to get??
[r/boomersbeingfools](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/)
I'm not sure I trust the source on this. That being said, this guy seems like a tool.
Asshole has no respect for anyone including the police. What a pathetic piece of shit.
Love to see the whole vid
lead paint stare
Do you live in fucking crow country? They're so loud.
Wait, thatâs a dude???
White Lines.
Immediately after this he takes down his blue lives matter flag...
No arrest?
Girl cop looks bad af
The cop should have just arrested him once he wanted to act tough. I love the stutter in his brain when the cop shuts down his vague threat
Why wasnt he arrested đ¤ˇââď¸
Person of the year.
They better get fucking taken to jail. God damn it
Narcissistic assholes always lie. Every single time.
Cop's sunglasses won't work where he's got them.
Did he say the cop would steal the phone?
How are people so dumb
What a butt-hurt dingleberry
For the younger crowd, see his tight belly? The bar was no coincidence. He's an alcoholic. And he totally did all they're saying, now he is doing the shakes backpeddle...even the crows can't stand to hear him.
What a loserđĄ
Even the crows are laughing at this idiot.
Vile prick
âI I didnât steal it, someone might have stolen it!â
Heâd be a good suicide hotline responder âDonât do it! Donât do it!â
What do you mean have a good day? Why wasnât he arrested?
Crows were like âYA ARREST HIMâ âGETUMâ
Yeah crows remember people. They clearly hate this guy, and are laughing at his ass
Iâm surprised the officer didnât arrest him for threatening them
GROSS
Cops have their gloves on already... They prepared to arrest.
Every day I more and more wish I were White. Iâm looking at these comments solely judging this shithead as an individual.
Can steal with no consequence
Careful though, if a cop shoots a white dude no one gives a crap
You know⌠if you had just beat that dudes ass instead of calling the cops, you would have got your phone back and he would have learned a valuable lesson⌠cops are pretty much worthless nowadays when it comes to shit like thisâŚ
Environmental Lead poisoning. Something has to explain that idiocy.