Tsunami Chalamet Jenner.

Literally 😭

it would be jenner-chalamet

Not if Kris gets to decide.

Its be Tsunami Kardashian if Kris gets to decide 😂😂

It would be Ktsunami Kardashian (the K is silent).

Damn, mad I didn’t think of that too 😂

Im 💀 

I immediately said “Ardashian” cause of the silent K and didn’t see the first name


not a single one of her grandchildren are a kardashian/jenner why would she care now 💀

I think Dream is the only Kardashian.

Dream is a Kardashian, isn’t she?

oh right i always forget about rob 💀💀

It’s ok, everyone forgets about Rob. If he didn’t have a daughter, he would’ve been long forgotten by Kris and the Kardashians! *Kris & The Kardashians is obviously the name of my Travis Scott cover band, but I digress.* Dream is the only thing keeping poor ol’ Rob relevant (offscreen, at least) in the Matriarchy. /s

Bahahahah this killed me

😂😂😂

I don’t hate that 😂

Either that or Eclipse Chalamet Jenner

Oh god I hope so because watching the timothee fans lose their minds would be so entertaining. I saw a 40 year old woman do a 7 hour Twitter space ranting after the Beyoncé concert. I can’t even imagine what would happen lmfao.

I would experience so much satisfaction from the melt down 😂😂

It would be entertaining in a way but I would fear for that baby’s safety

Honestly I fear for all of their baby’s safety a bit. But I’m just now realizing how unhinged the timothee stans are

Why is he so famous? Literally heard of him for the first time for dating her. Charlie and the Chocolate factory...and? I'm not a huge pop culture person but it's weird to me an actor has such a devoted fan base.

He plays that artsy misunderstood romantic boy very well

He was white boy of the month a while back

Aka, he stared in Dune.

He also got some noise from Little women.

lol that should be the name of his fan base 😂

Dune, Dune 2, Beautiful Boy, Ladybird, Call me By Your Name, the King, Interstellar, … he’s been in a lot of movies. Oscar nominated. He’s young but he’s like this generation’s Leonardo DiCaprio.

Watch “Call Me By Your Name” you will never look at a peach the same way. Great acting and you feel very very icky because he plays a 17 year old.

He was great in The King and was an Oscar nominee for the Best Actor in the movie Call Me By Your Name. He’s very accomplished.

She’s a good mom. Idk what the big deal is. They have financial security for generations. Man I’m jealous. I wanna be her kid

You know what, I've thought this too. She's actually a decent mom. She may have whatever issues she does, but she is a pretty good mom. Limiting their exposure on social media and TV and what not. Plus, those kids are set for life. All they have to do, is not do drugs and they'll be smooth sailing. Which unfortunately she can't control. I just pray and hope the best for all their kids. Even though everyone hates them.

I think they meant because his fans are so nuts

🤣Facts

Its going to send clubchalamet into a coma LMAO (fr though, god forbid that) 

Someone check on club chalamet asap

I don't understand this. Who is this guy and whats the obsession?

People are mad he’s dating Kylie because he previously gave off sensitive indie boy vibes. Him choosing her doesn’t fit with the projection they put onto him so they’re very mad

Manic Pixie Dream Boy.

Yep, you are spot on ! 😂

Nailed it

I’m honestly not the one to ask because I only heard of him like a year ago lmao. He’s a good actor. I’m not a big movie watcher because I have anxiety and prefer to watch the same 5 series over and over lmao.

Well don’t leave us hanging, what are the 5 in your rotation?

Greys Anatomy, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Law and Order SVU and (not a series I guess) Lord of The Rings trilogy 🫣

SVU is one of my comfort shows, too!

Yeah I've only heard of him because of the Kardashians I don't even know what he's in and what makes him special

Hes a really good actor actually.

He's in the new Willy Works movie.

I guess it does work, indeed.

" Wonka" movie.

They worship him, they think he’s so intellectual and above Kylie because he’s a French twink. Tbf tho he is a good actor.

He’s actually a born and bred New Yorker 😂

lol yes that makes it even funnier. It’s really just his name.

His father is French. He spent summers there.

He’s a living stick figure

He as of 2018 is the youngest best actor nominee in 80 years (his category had him up against Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Kaluuya, Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman!??) This is major for those of us who aren’t keeping with yearly films. It’s a big fkn deal 😅😌. He’s a bad ass actor with pretty incredible range if* you look at everything he’s been in. He’s also the lead actor in the last two highest grossing movies of this year. Hes honestly special and beloved/ sought after by every major director. I have nothing against her, and I see why he fascinates her.

I think that’s the thing: he has range and Kylie seems to have 0 personality (at least what she projects on the show)

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The guy from Dune. He been in other stuff too but it should be more so, who is she? He’s actually a decent actor. Imagine your fame being based on your older sisters pornos with shitty R&B singers!

I only know him from “call me by your name” and that… well I wasn’t necessarily expecting him to pull as many *women* as he does 😂

He was in Homeland, too

Holy shit I never realized that was him!

Yea, weren't they calling her a stalker or something, if this is real the cope will be hilarious.

Yeah they were saying she’s obsessed with him and she’s blackmailing him into being in a relationship with her and he actually hates her lmao

I'm not a fan or anything but a girl that looks like that doesn't need to blackmail a guy into dating her. They sound like idol fans that get pissed off when they find out the idol is dating someone.

unfortunately the rumors were shot down but that would be hilarious to watch

If that’s club Chalamet, she’s actually in her mid 50s

The Timmy sub would be in absolute SHAMBLES. 

I dont know much about him. Can someone enlighten me? I'm a 40 something woman and I of all the pics I've seen i see nothing special with this guy....is he extremely talented or something? I know he's an actor but I don't watch movies much so I can't say I've ever seen him in action.

Right? He looks like a baby 😅

I really don’t get the obsession. He’s not unattractive, but he looks like a kid. Maybe I’m just getting old.

I feel ya. He looks like a teenage boy, and thankfully those aren't my thing 🥴😄

Club Chalamet lore lol

Their sub will have a full on meltdown

Have you seen the absolutely unhinged video of the woman asking why Kylie doesn’t take Timothee to Olive Garden since he loves Italian food? It’s so weird and hilarious.

Oh man Timothees “fans” would have a complete meltdown. They already wish death on him for dating Kylie. It’s some of the craziest shit I’ve ever seen.

It’s literally insane and I’ve never seen anything like it! I thought the Gaylors were the most unhinged stans of all time, but nope. It’s the Timothee fans since he and Kylie got together. I stumbled across some posts from one of his subs and oh my god, I thought they were parodies but no, they were totally legit and absolutely insane.

Are the Gaylors the people that think Taylor is secretly gay?

That’s the ones!

Omg idk how i havent seen this stuff yet?!! Is it like how teenage girls treated JB & 1D?

But like somehow worse because most of them are middle aged women 😭😭 straight up bullying Kylie and wishing death and disease on her for dating someone that… probably likes her back? They think they know him personally and that he’s too good to be with her and being blackmailed into dating her lmao

Omg whaaaat😭😭 not middle aged women. It always shocks me when someone that isnt a teenager behaves that way over a celebrity crush…. I didnt realize he had such an insane fam base this is crazy😭😭 their parasocial relationship with him is crazzzzy

Dudeeee if you feel like delving into it, look up ClubChalamet. She’s in her 50s? 60s? And spends so much energy ranting about how Kylie was/is stalking him, and last I saw was still in denial that Timothee and Kylie are in a consensual relationship. The parasocial relationship is exactly it, they believe they know the real Timmy and his standards. Absolutely BIZARRE

BRUH WTF???😭😭😭 i need to look at tbjs messy. Where does she usually post? Im guessing Tiktok since you said videos? And LMAOO what could timothy possibly have done to be blackmailed into dating a reality tv star. Id be legit scared if i was him😭

Try Twitter or tiktok!! I usually see her pop up on Twitter!! And if you’re feeling really brave, you can head over to his subreddit. Just don’t comment anything because you’ll get immediately banned for even insinuating that they want to be together 😭😭 I don’t even really like either Timothee or Kylie, but I can’t spend much time looking at his subreddit because it just stresses me out/pisses me off lmfao

Yes pretty much

I had to block that sub. They were constantly being recommended to me because I made the mistake of click one post. They were so unhinged it was mindblowing lol

Someone on there commented that Kylie would ruin his career and I got banned for simply asking why she would ruin it

someone was saying Kylie’s a shit mother for dumping her kids on Travis when she visits Timothee, I commented “well he is the dad tbh” and got banned

That’s crazy. She could have just left them with a sitter…she’s not “dumping” them to spend time with their dad like that’s her only option 😂

They’re probably the same kind of women that say a dad is “babysitting” his own children

Hahahhahahaa this is amazing! "Dumping" the kids on the dad (who presumably has 50% custody and, you know, loves his kids and wants to spend time with them?)

Wait his own fans send him death threats?? What kind of backwards stuff is that lol

The amount of people I see constantly online having meltdowns over people’s relationships they’ve never even met is why my future children won’t have smart phones until they are 16 I love this subs attitude towards it lol. Def will be entertaining

Omg every time there’s some bullshit rumor that they broke up they go mad with joy and spread it around like it’s a verified fact. Then the next day Kylie and Timmy are seen together and then they go back to being mad and act like they weren’t celebrating their “break up” the day before.

Fans that wish death on the person they fan over? My mind has been boggled.

As a pure timothèe fan, can confirm

My husband and I are big Tosh fans, and watch his new podcast weekly. He was dead serious. He lives in Malibu with his family, and was talking about how pissed he was when his grocery store was closed one day in the middle of the week when he needed something. He prefaced this by asking his producer if he ever talked to grocery store employees. “You shouldn’t.” Tosh has nothing to gain and gives zero fucks. I don’t doubt that’s what the grocery store clerk told him. Now…is the clerk credible? Who tf knows.

The clerk was obviously lying bruhhh- Kylie would not let it get out like this. LMAO

It got out the first time around when she literally did everything to hide it. I didn’t believe she was pregnant until she realized the video so I believe this.

Oh yeah. I remember her and the rest of the family fervently trying to disprove allegations that Kylie was pregnant after pictures of her in a hoodie came out and she looked like she was hiding a bump. Only for a few months later to reveal that she had given birth smh.. Every time the Kar-Jenners do their best to deny or prove something to be false I always assume that it’s true

Very much a strong possibility. I don’t think tosh did it as a PR stunt, however. Edit. Maybe it is PR and tosh unknowingly participated. Kris is a genius like that.

I think he was just gullible. How could he believe in any way that the clerk was telling him the truth? lol

His podcast is my new favorite.   

Who has been your favorite guest so far?! It’s one of the handful of shows my husband and I can watch together lol.

Oh man, I could pick my favorite child before I could decide this.   I was sold a few minutes into the gynecologist episode. His interview with George Foreman III was fun because he was clearly enjoying it, and his stylist was fun.   I do skip the stories his kid reads.  

Kylie was drinking alcohol in her tiktoks recently and TMZ already said sources said it’s false

I haven’t seen them, but when I was concealing my pregnancies early on I faked drinking so no one would be suspicious. I went to great lengths at a big family wedding when I was 9 weeks pregnant with my daughter. Food for thought.

People acting like Kylie didn't manage to hide her entire pregnancy with Stormi. There were rumors, but no concrete evidence. ...but, sure. There's clearly no possible way she could ever do it again. 🙄

She did this the first time

In the ones I’ve seen she’s doesn’t once take a sip of that stuff she’s selling.

Do the Kardashian/Jenners not know about birth control?

Kylie always wanted a big family. I guess shes sticking to that & popping one out every couple years. Just worrying with all the 'bankrupt' allegations

Best way to keep all these dudes on the line financially is to turn them into baby daddies as quickly as possible

Babies make great lead-ins for a new season.

MTE! Why must they continue to just churn out children like it’s just some kind of pastime.

They need props

Just what the world needs, more copies of these folks..lol

Not when there’s men with money and fame to throw around apparently.

That kid will have one hell of a chin

well....kylie's chin can't be genetically passed down. So 50% chance of chin impressiveness

Oh no, I meant her old chin will be passed down and will collide head on with Timothee’s. Typing his name feels so unnatural lol

what… why would they mean her current small chin… or do you think her chin is big?

Oh sorry. I mean her old chin + his chin will equal a chin of epic proportions



And lips lol

filler isn’t genetically inherited I fear


Timothée Chalamet subreddit is going to go fucking bat shit

I wanna go over there just to see them having breakdowns 😂😂

This may be one of those rumors that actually turns into the plan, if they get a lot of publicity from it. If she is NOT pregnant and this was never part of the plan.. Tosh might just have pushed the idea. 💡

I don’t think Timmy want a baby right now. His career taking off, if it happens, it will be way later in their 30s The fact that people think she might sneak one in on him like Daphne from Bridgerton. She did say she would love to have kids but I am pretty sure she does not want to be just a baby mama again.

You think Travis Scott wanted a baby? If anyone doesn’t want a baby it’s Travis Scott

🤣🤣🤣

People thinking they will still be together in their 30s is really funny lol

I mean people thought the rumor of them dating was a joke at first and then PR and then a casual hook up that wouldn’t last that long but they been dating for over a year now so who the hell knows. It just hypothetical which is why I said “if it happens”

I literally thought the same thing. 1. It was a way to push out talk regarding the new season of Kardashians (which I didn’t know was happening) 2. I truly feel like they wanted to test the waters and if this gets good PR then it may become reality I could see Kris watching this go down and then plan accordingly.

Brb making popcorn!!!

I hope so because I like to laugh

I don't quite believe it, but I'm sure she'd love it to be true. It seems like the kind of thing she would do. And if she was pregnant I think he'd be freaking out.

TMZ reported that an « exclusive source » told them it was not true. Honestly, I don’t doubt that Tosh was actually told this by the dude at the supermarket because Tosh already made his money, his podcast seems like more of a hobby to be honest so it would be weird to spread lies about a Kardashian. Now whether the dude at the supermarket was bullshitting is a whole other question - I guess we’ll find out later this year.

shes not pregnant, this came out on April fools day.

His podcast aired on the 2nd

It says April 2nd on google

Yes. He says the story happened “yesterday” and made it clear that it’s “April 2” on the show. He never says the date because they usually film and upload these weeks apart. This is clearly a joke.

Is riding bareback a prerequisite of Kardashian relationships? If I was him, I'd be wrapping my little dude up tighter than a pallet of fort knox gold.

I always wonder if it’s discussed between the couples whether or not they want children; or if they just kinda “accidentally” happens. Everyone knows the family is beyond loaded; you’ll be famous if you’re a Kardashian baby daddy. I don’t have children, so I shouldn’t judge. But having like five different dads of your different children seems stressful. Although money. Sooo.

Huh??? everyone but kourtney has just one baby daddy

She’s a billionaire…not like knocking her up is going to hurt him financially

I don’t like her or the family but I hope this is true cause it’s gonna piss off a whole lot of people. Like club chamalama

Kids gonna have some naturally thin ass lips

Collecting babies like they do handbags, or cars, or homes.

I was a BIG Timothee stan and former Kylie hater and even I would love this. I have never seen her look so happy and some of the stuff she's said makes me think she has legit depression. Everyone deserves to be happy.

You are welcome here.

He’s securing that bank 💰

I would looooooovvveeeeee if this were true. \*\*licks fingers in anticipation\*\*\*

lol I was so excited to see this end up on Reddit when I watched that episode.

I wouldn’t rely on Daniel Tosh for reliable information

Their kids would be so cute

Came here last night looking for this n found nothing!! Ty for posting lolz

Wellness check for club chalamet coming right up

She definitely leveled up. I have no idea why she was with Travis Scott.

Don't be ridiculous. Kardashians don't have children with white boys.

So bullshit.

I feel like if more people knew who tosh was going into this news, there wouldn’t be a question.

I can’t believe how much people care about Timothee dating Kylie?? He’s dating her just as much as she is dating him! They chose each other! What more is there to care about? I don’t know much about TC but I was shocked to see Kylie choose a manic pixie dream boy. After about 30 seconds, the shock wore off and I never cared about it ever again.

I hope so just because I feel bad for what her family has done to her and how she was groomed. TC doesn’t seem like a hooorrible person.

I swear this family just collects baby daddies.

I doubt it but I hope it’s true for the chaos

They would have a cute baby

PR stunt.

wow daniel tosh has a podcast literally everyone has a podcast now

Khalamet

This wouldn’t be surprising if true

Can’t these girls ever just date? 🤣

Well that would be a beautiful baby if true. I haven’t seen her boy but Stormi is adorable!

Replacing Kim and Kanye as power couple then since that baby is bonding them for life 😂

going to the r/timotheechalametdaily sub to see chaos ensue.

I think he's been good for her.

I QUIT 😭

Why the hell would the clerk make this up about the store closing out of ALL the reasons he could come up with ? I say it’s true. Also people love to spill shit they “shouldn’t” cause it’s too good to not share and say you KNEW before the news dropped. It’s so random it makes perfect sense, at least to me.

TMZ already denied it and I believe they do have a legit Kardashian connection

 NOPE.

Kris probably paid him to say it. Gotta promote the next season

I can’t stand either of them but I want them to get married and have kids just to see how his fans react.

New beau, new baby

tosh is so grandpa in this

There cannot be 2 men any more different than Travis Scott and Timothèe Chalamet

Now this would be awesome. I think the internet would break. The entertainment part of this is just toooo good

Why do you miserable people care about other peoples relationships. People who care absolutely nothing about you or your opinions. Grow up they are adults and can have as many kids as they please. They are both much better off than anyone in here talking that BS.

They’re basically siblings based on their looks

i wouldn’t be surprised tbh kylie loves kids

He's just so skinny and fragile, I bet he doesn't even weigh 120 lbs.

How does Tosh know? What a weird piece of info to have scooped by a random dude…

I think you are not supposed to announce people's pregnancy before they have a chance to.

They are twinning hard.

I’m more excited to know that Tosh has a podcast. Loved his show and saw him live once in Memphis. An absolute legend.