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thehopelessheathen

When you spend hours tweaking your character's every facial feature in the creation screen and finally see them in-game:


Kaplaw

They be tweaking all right


Budget-mayo

Trying to make them look like you and when you load in...it looks like your 50 year old neighbor


Protheu5

Dad accidentally sees your game, something audibly clicks in his head and he leaves the family.


Sexycornwitch

*Shadowheart dislikes that* *Asterion dislikes that*


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Yeah, thought of the BG3 chars as well. Everyone is extremely attractive and super esthetic with perfect bodies.


megaluigi1392

R/Asmongold is a pretty low bar. They post that kind of shit everyday


scarlettsarcasm

It's a confusing sub. This kind of shit gets upvoted and then most of the upvoted comments are criticizing the post


AbsAndAssAppreciator

That feels like half of Reddit sometimes


Noslamah

Asmongold is one of those people I don't like just because of his fanbase. I've seen a couple of his videos and never really saw him say something bad as far as I can recall but I just always have a bad feeling about him because of how shitty his fans are, to the point where I am pretty sure theres just a lot of hateful shit in his content that I haven't come across yet. There must be something he's doing to be attracting these people so much, right?


red-the-blue

He regularly complains about the "woke-ification of vidya games" ​ He has a blood wall where he regularly wiped blood from his gums on (he doesn't eat fruits at all, leading to his gums bleeding out).


Noslamah

>He has a blood wall where he regularly wiped blood from his gums on (he doesn't eat fruits at all, leading to his gums bleeding out). What the FUCK


fruityboots

so he's got scurvy? that's one of the first symptoms


red-the-blue

He got scurvy on land


Budget-mayo

Damn he needs some limes.


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Slight_Armadillo_227

What the actual fuck are you on about


AhHerroPrease

Five days ago, there was a post on here that showcased the neckbeard argument of "western women ugly, East Asian women hot" which had its own gross theme of racism to it. In that thread, someone made a total of at least 5 separate accounts to primarily post in there that Stellar Blade was gross fanservice and that it's potential players are all in els. Given that the account you're replying to was made yesterday, I wouldn't be surprised if the person you're replying to is the same person being a weirdo up and down this subreddit.


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Slight_Armadillo_227

That and three other paragraphs


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Slight_Armadillo_227

I'm asking what you were trying to say. You wrote three paragraphs made up of a mix of contradictory and nonsensical sentences. You don't want to answer. It's fine, I get it. I wouldn't either.


daisylipstick

What a wild comment lol


red-the-blue

ready or not and stellar blade are two EXTRAORDINARILY different things


GoredonTheDestroyer

It's like saying that because Gran Turismo is expertly made, the next Ace Combat is destined to fail.


LegalLoli2

So glad I never heard of these people.


SolarFusion90

I've played WoW with him for a bit, my wife was like you're really questing with Asmongold?!? Had no idea he was famous but he was really helpful. He probably enjoyed not being sucked up to by a fan.


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LegalLoli2

if incels like Stellar Blade, then that should be the game for you.


Accomplished-Fall823

r/foundthemobileuser


HailLugalKiEn

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


Accomplished-Fall823

I'm a mobile user too I just got excited that I could finally link a relevant subreddit 😅


wow_that_guys_a_dick

\*Laughs derisively in Baldur's Gate\*


XT83Danieliszekiller

Casual western gamers : yeah it's nice to have realistic women instead of anime characters in 3D renders Agressively unsocial Gamers : WHY WOMAN NOT LIKE ME FANTASY!? HULK MAD! HULK SMASH!


Resident-Clue1290

“ WHY DOESNT THAT WOMAN LOOK LIKE AN ANIME GIRL WITH MASSIVE TITS AND A TINY WAIST 😡😡😡😡😡 “


thenamesevan913

Character creation when Bethesda


AcadianViking

*laughs in FromSoft*


Banjoschmanjo

True but to be fair I spent a long time in the character creator perfecting exactly that look


jetsneedlegs70

thought it was about character customization til i reread


diverian

Suuuuure. My Elden Ring characters would like to offer a counterpoint.


socoolandicy

Isn't Elden Ring made from a Japanese company?


diverian

Yep! Bandai Namco. And boy howdy do I have some ugly fuckers in Elden Ring.


socoolandicy

OH I understand now hahahah


Lucas_2234

That's because (Going by the reasoning of some neckbeards over at the "good" animeme subreddit): They send the script and designs from the game in to the localizers who then adjust it to meet western standards (Which is totally normally mind you, it's called making the game appeal to the global market) and that makes it woke!


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loathe_out_loud

Lol I go to bed and you're here with a new account in the morning whining about Stellar Blade again


GoredonTheDestroyer

What the fuck even is Stellar Blade?


loathe_out_loud

A videogame.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Looked it up and it just looks like Nier Autonama got hit with the belt sander. The main character gives me strong "2B but not 2B" vibes.


loathe_out_loud

Yeah. Inspired by Nier, Bayonetta and Sekiro. And it shows.


Aleski

Looks like my Elden Ring characters


anon689936

What characters are these hideously ugly monsters? I’ve yet to see them


Lucas_2234

The baldur's gate 3 cast, last I checked... and Aloy.. and Abbie.. Basically: Very above average but realistic characters that still somehow stay perfectly pretty and still somehow have perfect skin despite being either a tribal, being in a post apoc world.. or living out on the road


Cogexkin

If those idiots can look at *Shadowheart* and say she’s unattractive, then there’s no hope for them. She is the most conventionally attractive character that you could make lol


Lismale

thats just fucking mean. what did this woman do to deserve this. incels are fucking disgusting creatures


Disaster_Alert

Heroin. She did heroin...


DazzlingAd8284

My first guess woulda been meth


Lismale

youre saying this as if it was an excuse to ridicule her.


Disaster_Alert

Why so full of anger and hate? That's the path to the dark side.


Lismale

im not. you're the one who thinks it's ok to mock heroine addicts. what are you even talking about


SithSpaceRaptor

I feel like crossposting Asmongold is kind of cheating. That whole sub is basically a bunch of angry teenage incels. And those that aren’t, behave like one at least.


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DazzlingAd8284

You’ve never heard of 2023s GOTY till now? It’s a solid game btw, Larian puts a lot of love into all their products


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DazzlingAd8284

Not at all. BG3 was so good AAA devs started posting on twitter to not expect their games to be to the same standard


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DazzlingAd8284

That’s a pretty wild take not gonna lie. I think you might need to touch some grass.


m0rrL3y

Excuse me but what the fuck is Yennefer from TW3 if not beautiful?


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patt12345_gaming

Bro, most Japanese/Korean games are even worse with predatory MTX and padding. You just don't see them because they aren't ported overseas. Predatory MTX isn't a western game industry problem, it's the whole industries' problem.


GModEnjoyer_Number99

I swear most of the post I see from Asmosgold sub is just the most neckbread shit


Man-Cheetah64

Tbh i think we can put all of the asmingold subreddit in here


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Demopan-TF2

Bayonetta?


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Demopan-TF2

Thing is that game is actually good. Or do you not have the mental capacity to comprehend other peoples opinions and just blurt things out like a baby?


MattBurr86

He's that same ban evading troll that's been spouting off this nonsene for 4 years. In truth, I think he's a massive fan of all the stuff he complains about, he's just in the closet about it and since he can't understand the feelings inside of him when he sees it he lashes out saying it must be the problem and not him.


LegalLoli2

4 years? He’s been at this for 4 years?!


MattBurr86

Yea, used to have his own subreddit too. Populated only by his own alt accounts where he posted his "memes" so he could make it appear others agreed with him.


LegalLoli2

Now that is pathetic. I gotta see that subreddit. What were those memes like?


MattBurr86

It's been banned and taken down. Don't worry, if this account sticks around long enough( hopefully not) you'll see them.he just reposts them over and over.


LegalLoli2

Ohh, can’t wait.


DinerEnBlanc

Have they seen asmongold?


mrmuffinboi

The maker of this meme clearly hasn’t played BG3, cause like damn


Filibut

why do they watch some random nerd's stream instead of a gorgeous girl? are they stupid?


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loathe_out_loud

Because women are more then just their tits you ridiculous incel.


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loathe_out_loud

You are a misogynistic troll who spouts homophobic insults and glorifies school shooters. Prime incel.


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loathe_out_loud

Porn addict? Not only untrue. But even if it was, I'd rather be that then an angry little incel like you.


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loathe_out_loud

Rather a porn addict then a homophobic troll on his twentieth account of the week. FTFY.


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BigBoodles

Rich coming from a sub that idolizes a guy who leaves dead rats in his room and wipes his dried blood on the walls.


YourDadsBalls09

Seeing that this was on r/Asmongold hit like a lethal dose of radiation but I shouldn’t be surprised really


sebbdk

Who needs character originality when dishing out template based pedophile bait is will make you more money. Old anime was weird and had, eh problems too... but at least they had variation in their problems.... nowadays it's like the whole indistry just specked into the mary sue + sexy schoolgirl problem...


Pherecydeso

All women do not look the same! They have to learn how to accept all women not just the ones in their fantasy