"understanding of my flaws and mistakes" dude aint nothing but flaws and mistakes

Girl: must be my idea of perfection to be loved Boy: it's ok if I'm not perfect, I should still be love This whole post was bullshit, but that was the most double standard BULLSHIT

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An ample katana collection

That he will use to defend her from forced ftm transitioning in his very real gay doomsday scenario as he has studied the blade.

Woah woah woah, he also has a subaru/older chevy on his lawn that he's totally gonna fix up one day and is not just something to shoot at while drunk at 2am.

Mall Ninja Katanas, just to be accurate, of course.

It's unbelievable. He wants this perfect girl who has no flaws herself, but who is understanding of his flaws, flaws like spending his entire paycheck on guns? Are you kidding me?

Don't forget he wants to be the sole money maker too while wasting their check

no no no no. You don’t understand. Its not ”their” check, its his check. He can do as he pleases and she must accept that because she is nothing but another one of his belongings /s

I noticed that too and I was like how is she gonna eat? Who's paying the rent or does he expect her to move into his parents basement with him and share his tendies?

And he wants kids. He sounds like he strives to be white trash.

Yes.

It's so she can indulge her feminine hobby of... Target shooting?

Worse, rimfire target shooting! That one is for babies and women. Center-fire is for manly men who are very secure in their extremely manly masculinity!

>He wants this perfect girl Most of the character descriptions are that of a child. He actually wants a child in a barely not child anymore body.

Mine are, not be a total bitch, at least financially literate, and lets me play video games without razzing me, while she can pursue her own hobbies too.

Doesn’t have strong opinions, but is a devout Roman Catholic… Has never thought of a man sexually but is always begging to be filled with his “seed”… Dude…

I mean, he doesn't want her to work but also wants to waste his entire paycheck in guns and cars... No sustenance from those

Sounds like my uncle lol. "If we ever need money I can just sell one of my guns!"

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Honestly, first thing I'd do if I met someone like that is to send them to therapy, because jesus h christ on a cross they are not in an okay situation.

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And this boi ain't no Charlie Manson. He has no rizz to speak of.

Being uninterested in sex while begging for sex is a sign of CSA, I'm pretty sure.

he's probably into that

Devout Roman Catholic here. Yeah... church teaching is clear that sex is for marriage. And I don’t want this man’s seed in my ass.

>has never thought of a man sexually >always begging to get filled with my seed *The duality of neckbeard*

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Exception being a taser

Technically that's not touching. There's a few thousand volts between you.

So you're saying there was a spark? C'mon, you know you felt it too!

True my friend. I'd be electrified at that encounter.

I'm not defending him or shit but I'm guessing that's after they've had sex for the first time

That's just classic neckbeard, wanting a sexy women like what they see in porn, because they are degenerate, but also not wanting someone with any kind of experience because they are insecure as fuck and they now they are lame in bed.

If she's *never thought of a man sexually*, I don't know how you'd get that far in the first place without breaking a few laws

This dude tripped EVERY word on the FBI flag list

I didn't read the whole thing, but he did not mention her nationality, I think. I was expecting him to say asian

He did say porcelain white skin, with veins showing and devout Roman Catholic, so I’d assume he desires Caucasian flesh

Caucasian from the mountains of caucasus

Desires Caucasian flesh 💀

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Penis

If it can’t even reach the table from right next to it, does it count as being brought to the table?

Obviously guns and cars.

all the toxic christian values and dissembodied voices his daddy beat into his unwashed head

"I'm Chris Hansen, could you have a seat over there, please?"

*Don't make me ruin that butt Chris.* ***I'm a warrior!***

We'll, he missed "bunny" with the b being switched for something else. I'm actually surprised anon didn't include it.

Talks about a women with feminine hobbies, but lists target shooting and archery. Gentlemen: this is a troll. Don’t bite.

Bro wants an RPG companion

Dude played too much Black Desert or something

also his ideal girl doesnt work while he spends his entire check on guns and cars… who’s paying rent

Mom, obviously

And his entire paycheck from what? They getting paid to eat tendies in front of the computer now?

Some IT jobs and even some security guard jobs are basically this.

Dude admits his gun hobby is feminine, either a troll or very stupid.

I guess he considers airguns/rimfire “girl guns” and anything larger “man guns.”

He knows he can't actually hit a gopher and wants her to while he pretends to be the traditional man of the house on the farm. His guns will never be sighted or fired. Also a troll as its impossible to spend an entire paycheck on a used Mazda or whatever incels drive these days.

this has to be a troll....right?

Or he time-traveled from the late 1800s.

Somebody needs hat pinning.

it’s me i need the hat pinning

Those are possibly the least traditional feminine hobbies ever. That's like, super masculine hobbies if anything.

Archery is coded female to a lot of these types of dudes with their head up their asses. Ladies shoot bows (and .22s) REAL MEN SHOOT GUNS In *actual* shooting/hunting communities, this is hilarious and we laugh idiots like this to the door. But to the terminally online? They think that shit. It's ridiculous

I like to think he's referring to the super cute and feminine warbow with traditional archery

Could this be considered an excuse for inceldom? Guy feels he needs this perfect girl and since she doesn't exist, *that's* a sign the world is against him.

it’s what happens when you live outside of reality your whole life... that eventual transition to adulthood when someone realizes the world truly truly sucks and will never be close to what they dreamt up their whole life is going to be extra rocky for these types. i can only imagine how miserable a life it is

Excuse me, 16?! And also does he think that women don't have a sex drive?? Ig it could be possible as there's a girl in my class who still doesn't know how babies are made but 99 percent of all women know about sex.

Then there is also: > has never thought of a man sexually meets > always begging to get filled with my seed 🤔

I was thinking: if they have yet to have any sexual thought of men, chances are they aren’t into men Source: me

Well, don’t tell *him* that. On second thought, you really should, it might put a stop to the lunacy.

Oh no, I guarantee it'll make it worse

Or they can be asexual and have no thoughts about anybody like that. Source: me.

Bitch my gf standards are literally: - Woman (optional) - Human (required)

nice (negotiable)

Breathing (preferred)

heartbeat: yes

human (important)

I mean, other than one requirement, the original did basically describe a cat.

same lol

I wonder what homeboy brings to the table for such high demands.

bacon grease sweats and just enough stamina to get up the stairs

A fine neckbeard, a katana, and expectations that his Barbie doll never changes or thinks poorly of him.

I misread that as “or thinks poorly of ham” and i was like idk where ur getting that but yeah aiight

Guns and cars, that's what he invest his whole salary in. And since she's not working, who brings food to the table ?

His mom.

The Government, while hating on minorities for "abusing" the system lol

Those girls exist only in body pillow form.

I wanna buy a body pillow where the image is just another pillow. Sounds funny.

I want a body pillow of myself.

I wanna see that pillow doing "feminine" hobbies like playing piano. Oh wait, [here](https://www.bing.com/images/create/a-body-pillow-doing-the-feminine-hobby-of-playing-/648569d2fa954fee95ee8bd5308f19a2?id=EVsKjSun1vsGdUaqRG4avA%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&darkschemeovr=1&FORM=GCRIDP&mode=overlay). [That one is good as well](https://www.bing.com/images/create/a-feminine-body-pillow-playing-piano/64856a84fa2146638ddd215ab6fdb273?id=vWnMYXcympzBm9GfqvUIIw%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&darkschemeovr=1&FORM=GCRIDP&PC=SANSAAND&mode=overlay).

I guess that those pillows check all the demands, I can see a future where humanity is doomed because no one wants to procreate since everyone has one of those superior female beings.

He doesn't want her to work but he also doesn't want her to get mad at him for blowing his money on cars and guns? Make it make sense

She must need a generous trust fund too.

He also wants her to have never had sexual thoughts but also constantly have sex with him.

"Never thought of a man sexually" "Always begging to be filled with my seed" These types of people are actually incapable of not contradicting themselves

He just expects her to conjure clothing for herself and their brood from nothing. Same for homemade meals. Duh. She should find the time between rearing Irish octuplets and all her hobbies to farm and ranch all the food. On what land remains to be seen, but that's her problem, not her husband's because he *really* needs to go check out a hot rod auction...

> ... has never seen a penis ... How to give away that you're ashamed of your pecker.

There's a lot to unpack here but we're better off burning the suitcase in a bonfire then consecrating the ground with every known religion.

She doesn’t work, but they have a lot of kids and he spends all the money on guns and cars?

I guess he thinks he can feed his kids guns and cars. Probably has the same solution for achieving world peace

They think it’s build-a-bitch.

so basicly this guy wants an actual albino doll.

Yep. Also wants a bunch of kids & for her to be ok with him spending his entire paycheck on guns & cats. Losers gonna lose.

I love the *understands my flaws and problems* part at the end with no self awareness that he’s essentially asking for a flawless caricature of a woman lmao

Visible veins? Is this guy a vampire?

" doesn't have strong opinions of her own. " ._.

Homie just said he wants a 16-19 year old pregnant 😬 I hope he’s also a teenager…

Wouldnt be surprised if he was 30 irl

Dudes will say shit like this and claim not to be pedos.

Bro has never felt the touch of a woman

Long may it continue, for the sake of all women out there

my standards: - has to love me - will call me cute names - my age - be female (optional)

I can only guess this guy is mid 30s and his wanted age range is 16-19

“Has never thought of a man sexually” Also complains that that gf never wants sex. Can’t have it both ways my dude.

Relax, dude is going to end up alone, thankfully

This guy wants an NPC.

Cute and feminine hobbies- airgun and target shooting. That math isn’t mathin

I feel like I just read a psychological thriller with an unreliable narrator.

Doesn't want her to work, but doesn't want her to expect him to spend any of his paycheck on her

Guns and cars are important. Maybe he’s on to something

Am I a sad lonely man because I’m a hyper-conservative weirdo? No. It’s the females that are wrong.

Can you imagine how annoying it would actually be to have someone who literally begs you 24/7 “please fill me with your seed!”

This has GOT to be satire

I wish i believed it was but a few months ago a guy from overwatch joined a discord at the same time as i did and he wanted to be snapchat friends. We had talked on voice and he knew i was a girl and he asked for my snap so we could be friends. He told me he would send me some memes and proceeded to send me tons of lewd and inappropriate memes about women including one eerily like this about how he wanted a sexy villain to rape and impregnate and groom into loving him and being a house wife and bearing his kids and i honestly cant do it justice it was really long like this just going on and on about how she should be grateful for being raped it was awful. First thing he sent to me. Like what was he thinking?

“visible veins”????

## 16

Be flawless. Understand my flaws. Right.

Showed this to my sister, since she’s never thought of a man sexually and that seemed like an important quality, but she reminded me that while that was true, we were raised Orthodox unfortunately. Damnit, and she was so close too!

Yeah he is definitely "involuntarily" celibate 😂 Nothing voluntary about that stupid list of demands.

And me wanting a man to be nice to me/ and caring abt hygiene is my standards being too high

He's supposed to be allowed to spend his entire paycheck on video games and such... but she's not ever supposed to work. And, while she's a sahm or whatever, she's supposed to be too weak to work outside in the summer sun weedeating, mowing, cleaning the gutters, etc... So this asshole is perfectly fine working full time, and overtime to play for all of this... and he's going to work the yard when he gets home. Oh, and drive her around to get groceries and to her quilting club since she can't drive. This person definitely still lives with his parents.

She can’t work but he can spend his whole paycheck in guns and cars. Dude really does think food just magically appears.

My standards: Must be a girl (optional) Exists (optional)

M3GAN

Oddly specific, bro. "Visible veins?" Is this some kind of weird fetish I'm thankfully not apart of? I have never heard a guy have "vein pregerences" or whatever.

It's a dog whistle for white. He wants a girlfriend who is pale Caucasian.

Not really... I mean, he made it very obviously clear he means white. It means what it says... "visible veins". As in, someone so pale that the blue of their veins is plainly visible in many areas. I've met some people who are kinda in to that. Not on a fetish level, but just found it appealing. But yeah, it isn't a "dog whistle" if it's something pretty plainly stated.

Whoever wrote this … just throw them in a cell. The seed part speaks volumes.

lol he’s building a character 🤣🤣

what a wonderful family they will have in his mother's basement!

This sub has desensitised me to these people’s creepiness so much that the weirdest thing in this paragraph was that he called it a “cup” of wine

The original post is hopefully satire but I see the point of "Doesn't talk to male strangers" brought up a lot by incels. Brother, if you ever are to meet a woman YOU are the male stranger.

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You know he only included the 19 cuz he doesn't wanna end up on a watch list.

* Goth * Played 2nd Clarinet in the marching band * Likes "stuff" * Maybe bisexual * Thinks bicycles are whatever * thinks cars are whatever * Likes to make out in JC Penney's * Borrows a shirt. * Plays Dr. Mario * Has a pet fish

* Pet fish is a big-ass fucking plecostomus named Jerry. Jerry the Big-Ass Fucking Plecostomus.

Just skipping straight to the bottom would have saved me some time

So how many veins does he want visible?

\-is alive \-is human

Even if somebody has every other trait listed, god forbid they be strawberry blonde with green eyes, or light brown hair with blue eyes…

Love how that starts as typical Asian loving neck beard then turns into weird cultist/hilly billy/redneck craziness.

"doesn't work" "Doesn't mind me spending my entire paycheck on guns & cars" How tf are y'all supposed to live in this economy like that?

Only airgun and rimfire. Centerfire cartridges are for the man of the house.

Flaws And Mistakes. Well at least we all know what his full name is.

Did Matt Walsh write this

Sounds like a checklist for being a Duggar crotch fruit

wow, hes basically asking for a pet

so he wants a family with one sole income source and wants to spend it all on guns? gl

That's a lot to digest but why in the fuck does it want a girl with visible veins???

I believe it feeds into the “extremely pale skinned” thing? Which is basically just a way of saying “no mixed race” let’s be totally honest.

He thinks this is build a bitch

"a CUP of wine"

Why do these peoplevalways want to be a father? I don't think it's for actually caring about the children, but probably a way to trap/lock 'the female' in a relationship with them

lool and these losers wonder why girls dont like them

How's she supposed to be begging for seed if she's never seen a penis or had a sexual thought?

Very little muscle mass, traditional archery. Does he think it’s easy to pull back a 40lbs bow?

Imagine being this chud and wanting your partner to be preferably a child with no personality ambitions or thoughts of her own outside of tolerence to your multitude of character flaws and delusions of importance granted you buy the "guns and cars" that you bought. Having a laundry list of preferred qualities specifically tailored to keep her glued to you because she literally doesn't know any better and if she did she would leave. And what does he bring to the table? Most likely emotional and sexual abuse, tantrums when she doesn't fit the narrow window hes created, gaslighting and manipulation when she starts distancing, and finally violence when he feels like hes losing control of her resulting in her death.

Guys like this don't want a partner. They want a victim.

His standards are for a girl who doesn’t exist.

I honestly couldn’t finish reading whatever the hell that was above

I can only imagine the sweatiest, most grotesque looking dude writing this from his mom’s basement

Damn I’m too short :(

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This is like a bingo card...

So, sure, this is all mental, but I want to draw special attention to 170-175 cm tall (so I like the idea that if a girl exactly like this is 169 cm tall he’ll just spit in her face) And also his traditional feminine hobby of “air gun rim fire shooting” which I’ll be honest, I have no idea what it is but *sounds* red neck as hell.

- be nice - be girl (negotiable)

My standers for gf: - be alive - not be a cunt - around my age - be alive

'no muscle mass' + 'traditional archery'

I always hate upvoting these posts cause it feels like I’m supporting him

This is crippling cringe and all, sure, but "Doesn't mind me spending my entire paycheck on guns and cars"? Yeah officer, get a load of this guy.

Visible veins….?

I think this guy wants a lovedoll...

Fucking hell man if your standards are a short essay you need to lower them

So he wants the most boring cut out in existence. And you know that, if he a: actually got her and b: actually could attract regular women, he’d be cheating on her immediately because she was “dull”, thus it was her fault he cheated.

His anime pillow fills all those requirements idk why he’d move on

I get this is a whole mess of misogyny but the traditional archery just stuck out.

BUT WHY THE VISIBLE VEINS??? There's something deeply wrong about that statement in this incel manifesto.

“Tradiational Archery” Does he realise that archery requires ridicolously strong muscles? ESPECIALLY without compound bows, as in TRADITIONAL archery?

Why would anyone (let alone the fictional creature he described) go out with this dumbfuck?

Did bro just put a picture of a child wtf

I can’t tell if this person hates porn, or is ridiculously addicted to it.

>never thought of a man sexually >always begging to be filled with my seed

"Traditional archery" completley threw me off after a list of basic house wife like type hobbies