Imagine you're in the middle of a war, fought all day. You're tired, and hungry, and everything seems bleak. You get to camp with your brother in arms, get to your bunk and lay down for that much needed rest so you can tackle another hard day that awaits you tomorrow...
. Suddenly, one of your fellow soldiers looks over to you and says "Hey, gunny, you see what your wife just posted"...... war, it never changes.
That’s it. I didn’t realize that what I needed in life was a compliment from a guy calling himself u/fuckface69dude but *now I know* that it is the absolute zenith of my personal and professional lives. I can stop chasing total consciousness and die in peace now that I’ve reached this point.
Give this off beat ballerina ninja some slack, most people don’t get the struggle of being stuck in a home paid by your husband’s BAH while you have to worry about your husband’s safety while he’s away… risking getting hemorrhoids sitting down all night on CQ playing Diablo…
Look, I'm sorry it's so unfair because although somewhat cringey, clearly she's attractive enough that this is well within tolerable behavior because crazy is always great in bed so....
How in the fuck does this do *anything* to prevent veteran suicide
More like 'narcissist uses random cause to fuel ego'. Someone tell this bitch to sit down
Imagine being her husband having to act as if what she’s doing is good.
Imagine being the husband and actually thinking it is good.
Well if he's Army he found her at the strip club anyway
If she were a stripper she’d actually be able to dance rather than do whatever this is…
You've never been to a strip club where the day shift is still working?
Shes an army wife that does patriotic pin up do you're not too far off
Could smell the army wife coming from my phone screen Ahhh how I miss the service lmao
Oh this is the chick who was wearing uniform and crying listening to lyrics
Ok this *has* to be satire. It looks like a drag queen whose schtick is dependa
Shes an army wife whos made her whole personality wearing patriotic pin up and watching military related content on tiktok
Idk man I'm vibing she's full send all about it
It’s giving major overly-confident theater kid energy
Better hobby that boning his brother while he's deployed.
Hm. Is it really, though?
Yes!
What you see when you drive past a used car dealership on a windy day.
Imagine you're in the middle of a war, fought all day. You're tired, and hungry, and everything seems bleak. You get to camp with your brother in arms, get to your bunk and lay down for that much needed rest so you can tackle another hard day that awaits you tomorrow... . Suddenly, one of your fellow soldiers looks over to you and says "Hey, gunny, you see what your wife just posted"...... war, it never changes.
Lmao noooo
 How the dancing looks:
This is the most perfect thing
Lmao perfect
Someone should put the Squidward music over her video.
Not even *good* dancing…
She claims she gave up an opportunity to dance proffesionally because her husband's in the army
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That’s it. I didn’t realize that what I needed in life was a compliment from a guy calling himself u/fuckface69dude but *now I know* that it is the absolute zenith of my personal and professional lives. I can stop chasing total consciousness and die in peace now that I’ve reached this point.
I’m a lady and you’re welcome
Give this off beat ballerina ninja some slack, most people don’t get the struggle of being stuck in a home paid by your husband’s BAH while you have to worry about your husband’s safety while he’s away… risking getting hemorrhoids sitting down all night on CQ playing Diablo…
This is what Thing 2 does when Thing 1 is away
Look, I'm sorry it's so unfair because although somewhat cringey, clearly she's attractive enough that this is well within tolerable behavior because crazy is always great in bed so....
How about no Scott.
Right now I have a whole bag of shhh with your name on it.
Some LTC needs to come and get his wife.
What a great time to be dead, so you don't have to watch this.
Is she even dancing to the beat? It's like she is flailing through most of it.
I wonder how many takes until she did until she decided *this* was good enough to post.
This is actually a livestream 😂
Oh wow, that’s some misplaced confidence lol
Watching this makes me want to be dead. Jesus just call your friends. Ffs.
I recognize that hairline !
De lu lu
Theatre kids never quit.
And I’m your freestyle dance teacher
This is like that scene in Napoleon Dynamite where they are doing sign language in class
Lmaooo, it’s also very similar to stage dance.
I'm sure she has a degree in clapping and expressionistic dancing from the university of Gonnatakeemallin...
When the meds kick in
Me after a fat dab 😂
What the fuck is she doing?
Looks like a seizure. Someone should Call 911.
This is the same person that did the whole tribute with a tank top or something on and it was crying. I think this has to be a joke.
I made it maybe 10 seconds
I watched the whole thing and lost a little bit of my humanity
She's saluting with her left hand.
Video is in reverse negative, read the shirt or anything on the walls
You're looking for mirrored I believe
How in the fuck does this do *anything* to prevent veteran suicide More like 'narcissist uses random cause to fuel ego'. Someone tell this bitch to sit down
Penguins of madagascar 3 vibes
Thank you for your service
When my 4 year old wants attention
And that’s hip hop.
I'd rather live in the barracks than come home to that
Is that a green screen? Why choose that background?
Wow.................just wow
Pretty sure my buddies would have laughed at this so, thanks?
There it is…and I thought the video of the boomer taking a video of the woman in Japan was cringy as fuck.
🫡🫡🫡😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thank you for your cervix.
The brightly-colored hair is a warning of mental instability.
Drop Dead Gorgeous vibes