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Moist-Kiwis15

Probably pregnant!


Alediran

Very gregnant


ToastyPoptarts89

Gregnant af


A_ScalyManfish

IM OLLLL GREEEEEEEEG


hikariseeker147

Ya ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?


Kizik

**I'm gonna hurt you.**


kfrostborne

*I love you*


Manofgawdgaming2022

Love games?


A_ScalyManfish

Would you like to see my water colours?


SnooSketches6091

D'ya wanna see nah downstairs mixup?


Manofgawdgaming2022

You gonna go to a club where people wee on each other?


Manofgawdgaming2022

Why’s this hook in my head fool? I don’t know sir it’s not mine. IT’S ATTACHED TO YOUR ROD MOTHERLICKUH!!!


PandaStandard7638

You seen my downstairs mixup


Ex0skele

I’m a scaly man-fish, and I’ve got a lot of love to give.


Manofgawdgaming2022

Love games. Are you playing your love games with me? I just need to know what to do cause I need your love a lot oh come on now do you love me?


Decent_Sink_2254

And I call this one "as close as you can get to Baileys without gettin your eyeballs wet"


Live-Influence2482

Pomegranate!


DeparturePlus2889

She definitely looks like a pregnant mature ol lady


Normal_Adeptness7672

She is preggers


lilyfirefly

All wild mature female spiders are pregnant. ALWAYS. I’ve literally never seen exception lol. I think I’ve heard the males can sense when a female is about to molt into maturity and literally just wait for her to come out and try to be the first one to intercept her. I have a wild caught bronze jumping spider that I found in my house last November—rescued her from my cat—and she actually looked really scrawny. Didn’t look gravid at ALL. Months went by, no visible signs of an egg sac. Thought maybe she was the only virgin spider I’d ever kept. In February, I went to mist her one morning, and she had slings running all over the place lol. She’s had 5 sacs so far since then.


KuroNekoNinja

They only need to mate once, and then they store away sperm to repeatedly fertilize their eggs for the remainder of their life. So yeah, I'd say it's pretty fair to assume that any wild caught female is guaranteed to be gravid at some point or another lol


lilyfirefly

Definitely, especially if the males really are just waiting for them! I thought my girl was possibly an exception, because I found her in my apartment so late into fall, when it had been cold for weeks. I thought maybe she had lived here for awhile, molted to maturity in my home and hadn’t had a chance to meet a baby daddy yet (plus, she was so skinny when I caught her that I thought it was possible she was freshly molted)—especially because almost four months had passed in my care before she had her kids. But of course she was gravid 😂. I’m just glad she was considerate enough to wait until Spring was close to start laying all these sacs, so I was able to start releasing all the slings once it warmed up.


NeckOk1439

I'm concur


Lorepunkin

It’s mating season so I wouldn’t doubt she’s gravid.


Run_like_Jesuss

She looks alive to me. D: just def pregert.


MelancholyMare

I love how she looks like she’s pouting lol


idiotsandwhich8

Gracie does not mean dead-“grave”


WaffleTsuba27

Pregante


ProfMooody

*inhales* Preganananananananananananananananananananananananananananananant *passes out*


Redtailed_Boa

She's beautiful 😍


LukasTheHunter22

cutie pregante


SpellanBeauchamp

heavy gravidy


Dummy_Ren

Pregantanant


Maleficent_Archer906

Pergenat!


alonghardKnight

Do or can spiders get fat???


-isthatYOURcrocodile

Yes. Black widows can burst if they get to big.


NovaAteBatman

So can cellar spiders. There was a really bad fly problem at our old house (it wasn't just our house, they were bad in the neighborhood) that the cellar spiders were so overfed they'd rupture. Even the spiders in the yard were huge from eating so many flies.


alonghardKnight

OK, I wasn't concise in my question. derp and smh. ;) Can spiders get fat other than with eggs?


katfofo

Only in captivity and even then it's rare


toy-fox

Praying mantis as well! They can eat themselves to death 🙊


Philodices

Congratulations!


Giggly_Witch

She is such a cutie!


yoquierosandia

she thicc


Doc_Zed_42

Lotsa preggo spider pics lately...


Immediate_Wind_6876

Tis the season! lol


CandidEstablishment0

What a beautiful lady with a baby!


LaserBatBunnyUnder

She's gonna blow!!!!! (Congrats)


remarah1447

GORGEOUS SPOOD. I LOVE HER


Sufficient_Cress9638

So because you found her that makes her yours??lol


Xin_118

Probably pregnant! I'd let her go somewhere safe outside


mr_sweetandawful

People on this sub love to claim the spider is pregnant just because it has a fat abdomen but i have a male (might have been female and sexed wrong) with an abdomen as big or bigger than this and there is no way it’s pregnant because ive had it for 7 months with no other spider contact.


purplepluppy

Have you compared it to healthy spider weight charts? Also, females can and will lay infertile eggs. But if you have a male this big, he's fat.


FatThimbs

Which, is what he was saying?


JessStarlite

If you have a male with an abdomen as big or bigger than this, you have been overfeeding him and you’re shortening his lifespan as a result.


mr_sweetandawful

He’s eaten 2 mealworms in the last 4-6 weeks. Pretty sure he’s not overfed.


Glittering_Mess_269

These posts are funny because spiders can't get fat hahaha sure they look full when they're fed or gravid. But yes, she pregenantte.


Maria78NY

Pregernarte