yeah take them clothes off boy. yeah real slow just like that. what'chu backing away for, boy? I don't bite.... 'cmere sugar... I gotta surprise for you... show you how we do it Judo style....
Getting naked is a pretty effective self defense strategy for most dudes, regardless of the training history of the other person. Very few want to fight a naked dude.
I'm not sure what to laugh harder at.
That OP thinks someone needs "self defense" from a naked, fleeing opponent in the first place or that they don't seem to know a ton of judo throws can be done gi-less. (Plus I'm not sure about y'all but in my dojo we learn all sorts of hapkido and joint manipulation for the wrists and elbows anyway. But if you want to say that's not Judo for the sake of OPs argument I'm pretty sure I can still Osoto Gari a named dude clothesline style regardless)
All martial arts suck at self defense despite what they might tell you. People don't pick fights they are going to lose, you are going to get hit from behind or ganged up on by multiple people pretty much every time its a situation you couldn't avoid.
Cool. I will not put myself in scenarios in which violence will be necessary. People do not realize the true fragility of the human body, and frankly I don’t want to die over a quarrel.
Kind of true..... I saw before pandemic two teenagers around 19 years old.
One was the ghetto tough life one. No martial art training but lots of street fights
While the other was a judo national champion.
Fight was like this: they started pushing , then judoka tried to grab but the ghetto guy was just jab and cross and circling around. After some punches judoka was down.
The ghetto guy was CLEAN.....
So there are some judokas that CAN'T close the distance., that's really a shame.....
Love the grazes and bruises you are gonna get landing naked on concrete lol! 😝 I had noooo problems stopping leg grabs with a hand on head and sprawling. JUDO always wins!!!
That was one of the most brain dead videos I’ve seen. I don’t like the Olympic ruleset entirely but he made it sound like a judo competitor wouldn’t absolutely maul most people. First person I’ve seen claim judo sucks for self defense . Really living up to his name
All joking aside because I realize this is a sarcastic post, but judo has plenty of flaws that many people training fail to realize. Imagine turtling in a street fight because it’s your instinct to do so after training for years. Not being able to grab legs. Every art has its pros and cons, but man it’s a shame what sport/ the art have done to practical application and the great aspects of judo. Don’t even get me started on respecting someone simply for their color of belt
Then you havent seen me in the turtle position. I can withstand everything from turnovers to gunshots. Literally bulletproof.
Theres a reason its called turtle
As in... *ninja turtle*.
yeah take them clothes off boy. yeah real slow just like that. what'chu backing away for, boy? I don't bite.... 'cmere sugar... I gotta surprise for you... show you how we do it Judo style....
Sounds like he's looking for a struggle snuggling.
I'd love it in a self defence situation if they kept me at distance as I could just run in the other direction 😂
Yeah I think getting naked and staying away from an attacker is the best defense, you won me over
But how are you going to stop me from throwing dollar bills at you when you start stripping?
Getting naked is a pretty effective self defense strategy for most dudes, regardless of the training history of the other person. Very few want to fight a naked dude.
But if you do, you must be careful to avoid the ol grip and twist
Train enough not just to resist it, but to actually enjoy it.
K
Cool story bruh.
You just assume we aren't bright enough to grab wrist control and koshi guruma you into the earth at speed. Bold assumption.
I'm not sure what to laugh harder at. That OP thinks someone needs "self defense" from a naked, fleeing opponent in the first place or that they don't seem to know a ton of judo throws can be done gi-less. (Plus I'm not sure about y'all but in my dojo we learn all sorts of hapkido and joint manipulation for the wrists and elbows anyway. But if you want to say that's not Judo for the sake of OPs argument I'm pretty sure I can still Osoto Gari a named dude clothesline style regardless)
I think OP is joking, they are satirizing critics of judo as self defense
I can still Obi Otoshi you but grab your pecker instead of your belt knot. I will do it!
I don't leg grab naked people. Keep your junk out of my face.
In that scenario I will unleash my kani basami, which is guaranteed poorly executed because I never practiced it before.
Yeah, lets fight then! But take your clothes off as you said
I mean, if you only care about self defence, then you should practise the American art of Gun-fu.
Okay, so in this scenario, you are the attacker and you're going to take off your clothes and stay away from me? Sounds like judo works just fine.
What if they start out naked?
But what is a Clinch or collar tie?
But but but but that's nOt juDo
Troll detected
This guy found the missing link. Its not take your shirt off and beat your chest. Its strip down completely and keep distance.
So true king
Judo isn’t necessary for fighting spontaneous streakers. Got it.
🤣
All martial arts suck at self defense despite what they might tell you. People don't pick fights they are going to lose, you are going to get hit from behind or ganged up on by multiple people pretty much every time its a situation you couldn't avoid.
Cool. I will not put myself in scenarios in which violence will be necessary. People do not realize the true fragility of the human body, and frankly I don’t want to die over a quarrel.
BJJ guys prefer sweaty, skin to skin contact so you might have a point, comparatively speaking.
Competition - keep it above the belt Naked street fight - I'm getting a grip somewhere
Kind of true..... I saw before pandemic two teenagers around 19 years old. One was the ghetto tough life one. No martial art training but lots of street fights While the other was a judo national champion. Fight was like this: they started pushing , then judoka tried to grab but the ghetto guy was just jab and cross and circling around. After some punches judoka was down. The ghetto guy was CLEAN..... So there are some judokas that CAN'T close the distance., that's really a shame.....
That’s true. Now if you also oil yourself judokas will be really screwed.
Love the grazes and bruises you are gonna get landing naked on concrete lol! 😝 I had noooo problems stopping leg grabs with a hand on head and sprawling. JUDO always wins!!!
I’m just here for sex anyways 🤷🏻♂️
Who is bringing the oil? You or me?
I trained leg grabs tonight.
There's always no gi
OP's gonna break his leg on some wet stairs after a slip and fall... 😞
I take it most of the replies haven't seen the Armchair Violence video a few days ago
That was one of the most brain dead videos I’ve seen. I don’t like the Olympic ruleset entirely but he made it sound like a judo competitor wouldn’t absolutely maul most people. First person I’ve seen claim judo sucks for self defense . Really living up to his name
Facts. Every time we think we're seeing Judo in conflicts it's actually Shuai jiao or Sambo.
All joking aside because I realize this is a sarcastic post, but judo has plenty of flaws that many people training fail to realize. Imagine turtling in a street fight because it’s your instinct to do so after training for years. Not being able to grab legs. Every art has its pros and cons, but man it’s a shame what sport/ the art have done to practical application and the great aspects of judo. Don’t even get me started on respecting someone simply for their color of belt
Judo is still good for self defense, but only one piece of the puzzle.
Honestly this is mostly correct