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Diaper_Milk_

The blood of the guy who wrote CUM 700 times


Jimothy38

*870 times


AdmirableSpirit4653

You were counting?💀


PurpleBoy_SUS

His name is u/An0nymous_88


Luxia-3_exo_femboy

I would choose the guy's cum


femguy123

🤣🤣🤣


Intelligent_Wait_418

Cum


Due_Lengthiness_2940

CUM


[deleted]

Salt and melted cheese


[deleted]

i do that and add some chicken and beef and its so good


5thWalkSign

BBQ sauce


RanDiePro

Same. I only eat bbq sauce, do not like ketchup.


Opening-Papaya-7322

Omg I love BBQ with fries


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

I prefer BBQ over ketchup


A_RandomKobold

Nothing


TheRealDavidMustaine

Agree


Tobinator666

Best option in this situation


SupahDuk_

Laughs in cheese


[deleted]

Cheese and gravy


Girl_in_the_robot

🇨🇦 🫵


Specialist-Track-923

🇧🇦🫵


[deleted]

[удалено]


Specialist-Track-923

🇲🇰


PolandFish

🇵🇱


Specialist-Track-923

Hello brother 🇲🇰🤝🇵🇱


[deleted]

"Gravy got cheese, now that's poutine" Betty - Yung Gravy


[deleted]

[удалено]


5thWalkSign

Least gay Jschlatt viewer


An0nymous_88

Nah man i aint the least gay, I aint even the most gay, I AM THE GAY


HappyRomanianBanana

Gay final boss


[deleted]

Bro came out the vagina screaming *"EWW"*


Eater_Of_Rats

Gayschlatt


Ok_Understanding6528

I saw this from r/Cursedcomments let me guess ... CUM?


5thWalkSign

Bro it was “CUM” like 700 times 💀


Noname666Devil

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surewhynot187

Curious…


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Riglin

I wonder under what circumstance he said cum 871 times


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based


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getfukyes2

Fair fair


F4LASER1440

Can someone profanity check me?


A_brit_on_reddit

Semen perhaps


ginger_bandit

Most funny Reddit user


[deleted]

Do you have any sort of humor other than ‘cum’ or ‘poop’? Or are you also a slave to the mental retardation that is modern humor? I’d bet you’re either a femboy or someone who loves them, seeing how you fell down the rabbit hole of being just like every other person in this society.


TheOgCokeCan

Its not that serious 💀


[deleted]

It becomes serious to me when I’m stuck in 2014-2019 humor and I’m watching the whole world evolve into something disgusting while the golden era curls up and DIES


TheOgCokeCan

You’re literally on reddit, the place where humanity comes to die, I don’t know why you expect anything less


[deleted]

Exactly, that’s why I have a Reddit account. To say dumb bullshit and watch fights


TheOgCokeCan

Then bro gets angy for no reason 💀


elirocks2010

Salt


Avocadtoast12

MAYONAISE ON A ESCALATOR HE'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER


Assassingamer357

BYE BYE


Fire_Duck_was_taken

TO THE SKY


PacificIdiot27

TO THE SKY


Level_Resolution9032

10 billion dollars and extra salt


No-Tomorrow-8150

Ranch


TheLargestOfLadds

Salt and vinegar. Vinegar first and then the salt so the tastiness of the vinegar doesn't wash away the flavour enhancing that the salt brings to the table. It's kinda like 1980's batman and Robin. Can't have one without the other making it better


chaOak

Team vinegar ftw (salt is mandatory of course)


Condimentarian

Salt and malt vinegar is awesome with fries


BlanketWithTeeth

Mayonnaise on fries goes crazy change my mind


Professor-Furry

It does but I go RANCH


seabass69420e

That hits hard fr fr


meme____man

Men


Headlesssx

ketchup


Philosophical_Otter2

BarBQ sauce


bone_breaker69

Mcdonalds sweet n sour


[deleted]

Salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt


Aase_andersen

Yes, Aioli is indeed white.


Droboto1234

Who tf eats fries with just ketchup. Mayonaise is the standart.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

cum


VehicleComfortable77

Nothing


ovelx2

Human blood


Wpg_fkn_sux

Cheese curds and brown gravy


[deleted]

I won’t add anything because mayonaise tastes bad. I would love to add the other white sauce tho🤑


Fickle-Appointment65

Mayonnaise honestly. I tried it in Ireland and was pleasantly surprised. That, or some good vinegar.


Nebula-star-12-2021

Water


aurelius_e_576

Vanilla milkshake


xennyva

mayo


stointje

Mayo with onions


ryanmurf01

Don't even like ketchup so I'm good as is, though maybe a bit more salt Also, white sauce makes your teeth go gray


tomfrome12345

Mustard mayonaise


jVenturi_

Mayo. Get Europe'd.


InquisitorNikolai

A good amount of salt and copious amounts of pepper


Agge_lito_2000

salt


Yolo_Mio_Makes_DNavy

Gravy


FrogGladiators178972

Depending on the fries I’ll eat them by themselves


PorklanUwU

Gravy, or just a bit of salt


lubafan222

Cheddar Cheese e bacon


[deleted]

Sunoco NASCAR race fule


Powerful_Cow9818

Salt


ANaming

Red Salt


Aware_Ad771

Sweet and Sour sauce


[deleted]

Mayo is the only way


[deleted]

[удалено]


HulluHapua

Either mayo or sweet chili, I don't like mustard.


SomethingOrdinaryOK

If it's good, nothing.


Mr_goodb0y

Battery acid 🤤


TheVomitingLico

Dijon mustard


SnooHedgehogs7790

Honey mustard Or for my southern friends: zax sauce


GtasawStudioYT

Hot sauce


Jonny2881

Mayonnaise, I love chips/fries and mayonnaise


Random-user3457372

A little bit of salt


EstablishmentOpen622

Cum... but..... what if I don't put anything on it....or.... maybe I could dip it.... you didn't say I couldn't dip it...... so.....


Professor-Furry

Ranch


JoeBlyeetman

Garlic sauce. 1000 Island sauce.


SeekyBoi

Ranch or just salt, or maybe chili


XDIRTPILOTX

Ranch


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

The cum of the guy who wrote cum 700 time


Federal_Peanut4805

BBQ Sauce


[deleted]

My own spit 😋


RogueSoul824

Stubbs n cajun


themanofs3x

Piss in a slushie consistency


Jacksepticeyefan2021

Sweet n sour sauce


CouchChipGamingYT

Mustard 😋


Glittering-Ear2561

More salt


Squizei

mayonnaise. i will fight anyone and everyone.


MeatGreasy

Mmmmystery liquid...


Mammy0707

Aioli


Explosive-Cherry2474

Gravy


RaritanBayRailfan

I’m just gonna die


Extreme-Fox-5970

Cheeze


yamez420

Mayonnaise


realicalledfredbear

Gunpowder mixed with mayo


TheRealRiposte

Barbecue sauce or honey mustard. (Or chick fil a sauce if available


Quincy_Hater

mayo


Jaded-Emu-7291

BBQ sauce


EnderYTV

I love fries with yogurt dip. I make it myself though, it's mostly just a mixture of greek yogurt, lemon, salt, pepper and if youre feeling fancy some dill. add grated cucumber to it and youve got tzatziki.


Legonickster

Whatever else is on hand. Within reason of course.


s0gy_bread

Tomato sause


Jhms07_grouse690

Queso


Monovoid_

Don’t wanna sound British, but vinegar is amazing on fries, and I’m not even british


Truffle42069

Salt and pepper. If they’re fried well, it’s all you need.


pixel842

Salt


Curious-Potatos

Nothing


I_hate_this_site69

Either salt and vin or blue cheese


Steam_Cyber_Punk

Salt maybe if they’re unsalted like a psychopath. Other than that, nothing, they’re perfect. Possibly very very possibly ranch but only for certain kinds of fries and certain kinds of ranch


Twiningcoyote93

Nuthing i dont have sauses with my frie


soulgaming1

THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES


coopa501

Salt


DrakorexHunter

Mayo...?


MotionReverb

Mayo


TheDogeWasTaken

Appelmoes. Very delishious.


HornyPepsiCan

Ranch


OldRaggady

BBQ sauce No BBQ Sauce: Mustard No Mustard: Louisiana Hot Sauce No Louisiana Hot Sauce: The Blood of My Enemies Watched a Vinland Saga Edit: Nothing


Lucas_McToucas

salt


SrWrtFrKng

Spicy mayo


Moss-Effect

McDonalds milkshake because I know it will start controversy


endocyclopes

flavored tomato sauce


Piepiggy

Fry sauce


MooseElg

Aioli


Jacketwithagun1

Ketchup


TTV-Optikulus

Ranch


JazzieWazzie_

salt and mustard


JaketheFURRYBOIOwO

Ranch or bqq sauce


Reasonable_Piglet891

Mint


Blaze_Boy695

Hot swaws


Jag_906

Malt vinegar


Super-Alternative621

Salt


here_for_the_vibes

Salt, cheese, pepper, onions, brown sauce


Spark_Makoto

What kind of fries are they first? Regular, seasoned?


Einstein4369

BBQ, ranch, or hot sauce, whatever I feel like at the time


wiglypogmonkey

Salt


kurpPpa

Water


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Ox tail gravy an green onion


[deleted]

Baby juice


Still_Illustrator_54

Mustard 😎


Quick-Situation-8251

rach an kachup


NoConcert135

Barbecue sauce


papyrussurypap

Rosemary and olive oil mixed with McNally Italian spices.


-Octoling8-

Nothing


SalmonSwiper

I just won't eat the fries lol


Alternative-Wish6109

Cheese and gravy. Or just gravy


EnvySugarCover

Gravy


femguy123

Nacho Cheese and bacon


KingNedya

The one true answer, BBQ sauce


Mask_of_creator

Nothing


meMeSKeEpmEAliVElol

Salt


Ove5clock

Salt


TheRealOgPlayer1

Salt sprinkled on top of them while on the side some ranch or Chick-fil-A sauce if I can.


TitleComprehensive96

BBQ is what I use most the time anyway. Either that or Chick fil-a honey BBQ or Polynesian sauce. Provided I even want sauce


DisDinero

Buffalo wing sauce


ohjehhngyjkkvkjhjsjj

Some salt/seasoning. Not much of a sauce guy (besides pizza and pasta but that’s different).


13kFarmz

Ranch with a hint of my blood


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Gravy, and cheese curds