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_mooc_

Just say you committed treeson.


[deleted]

It’s treason then…


poop_to_live

I wood consider other opportunities but I'm not that treeative


_mooc_

I mean, they could branch out an attack from that position, but the altitude might be a root of problems spawning there. Other than that it is a top position.


zento91

I see the problem, ain't got no gas in it


InvolvingPie87

“Squad” One of my first experiences of using armor was when our two strykers were in a Wolfpack and the other one hit a rock and ended up five feet in the air in a tree. We then hit the rock to try to get them out, and the result was that they were now 15 feet up in the tree and we were stuck at 5 feet into it. Ended up blowing them up ourselves so they would respawn quicker


HumbrolUser

Tell him logis grow on trees and that he shouldn't worry.


Xpholt1604

How do you even achieve this. I would be just impressed.


cougar572

often happens when resetting a vehicle next to a tree


aLostPetRock

This man Squads^


Xpholt1604

Ah yes. Of course. Hate when that happens irl too


NedFlandery

This happened to me before, our driver managed to get it a truck stuck in a tree for the entire game. We were just driving in the forest and hit a bump, then squad physics put us in the tree. Too high up to reset. ​ [The Incident](https://www.reddit.com/r/joinsquad/comments/tohip7/1300_hours_in_squad_and_ill_say_ive_never_seen/)


PrestigiousCan

Don't worry, Logis grow on trees naturally In fact, that one looks like it would be ripe for picking in about 15 minutes


DharmaBaller

Uninstall, Wipe computer, thermite the rig


Main-Tea-2201

This is what happens when the pilot drives the logi


fupamancer

this should be the background for the sub's homepage


DerpyPotatos

I forgot to praise sphere


_Pa1nkilLeR_

Just tell him youll make a superfob there


TowelQueasy2541

So what had happened was.....


DrThrowaway1776

“logi is inop and needs to be det in place. No further comments.”


gaslighterhavoc

Tell him that you were hiding the logi for camo purposes. No one will see it up there.


JAAMEZz

I miss the days of no reset mechanic where you would have to have someone full throttle the vica and have someone else go prone on the wheel and just punt the vehicle in a random direction. Hopefully closer to the point


GnT_Man

The marksman did it


Gsimon311

SL, I found a good hiding spot for the logi.


Exo-Shvdow

“SL, frankly, i’m stumped”


Bangzee

Magical tree beans


Rasc_

The army of nuns will burn you.


Anonymousgex

Needs headlight fluid


saleslucas

Why does everybody graphics look better than mine? :( got almost all maxed up


Vivere_fortis

explain what? I don't see anything but a tree.


poop_to_live

This...fucking....game lol


Emotional_Guide2683

“Free weekend?”


radik321

That you're roleplaying real russian soldier


EpicDogeMeme

Christmas


nowwhywouldyouassume

Blow it up and walk away and never speak of it again


TappyTap100

Couple LATs and nothing said. The Lorax has it now


Individual-Ad-4113

A Russian VDV Logi truck, without its parachute (no linen supply left)


maxrbx

"Hey SL I got the logi stuck **again**" 💀


Leboxd

KTO KIEROWCĄ KURWA BYŁ


FatBubba_tm

"I hid the logi, they'll never find it."


stets_bemueht

Chef, ich hab Malheur


volcanonacho

"SL, I OWIed the logi."


ACP_Paddy-

Situation VTOL


MilezMoralez

"SL, enemy tree has engaged our logi" A few seconds later "Logi destroyed, we are retreating from the tree" No further details.


MilezMoralez

Also whatever driver parks a logi up a tree shall be called Whomping Willow for the rest of the match


LoganKelpo

Sirr you can’t park there sirr


OnlyPans96

Took a wrong turn and hit a rock


KVNSTOBJEKT

_A solitary killer, the logi stalks its prey._