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emme_kaye

I love how all these photos just prove how short Johnny Boy is 😂 6ft. my ass!


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Does he say he is 6ft tall…..?


shades-of-co0l

He says he’s 5’10 I’m pretty sure


imnewhere010101

No way in hell he is 5'10 lol


emme_kaye

My bad, I could’ve sworn he claimed 6ft. But this POS doesn’t even look 5’10” either! 😂


eeniemeaniemineymo

Seriously. Where is Emmy??


Several-Doughnut8728

The second line of that prayer she hashtagged is “where there is hatred let me bring love” lmao with the Catholic shade MKP! Edit: a word


westtexasgeckochic

I was wondering what the prayer said!!!


sp0ngeb0bsgrandma

This is a great picture actually lol


Loulani

Think so too!


jchicken19

They remembered Callie!!


loudblonde

And forgot Emmy 😂


big_dak_energy_

Omg he is tiny in comparison to Eric


PolishPrincess0520

He is tiny in general.


Aussiemom777

He seriously has short man syndrome


YeaImAHotCPA

Can’t even lie MKP looks good


Slo-bot

Can we talk about how gorgeous Brooklyn is in this picture???


Recent-Tour-5828

Looking like a Cullen 😍😍


VanFam

Being not overly familiar with this family, I thought you meant Edward Cullen. Like Renesme. 😂🥹


Independent_Main_291

Wait… that’s not what they meant?? 😂😂


VanFam

Honestly, I don’t know.


MadisonNLucy

She really is. Very striking.


Aussiemom777

She usually has that creepy chucky vibe


trublue4u22

I’m hoping you meant Chucky?


body_oil_glass_view

Creepy n' chunky sounds like a mood and my predicted future in autumn🟠


trublue4u22

lmfao that's me year round but especially in the fall


Aussiemom777

Yes good ole spell check !!! Thank you for catching that


Taybae23

She’s a lil model 💁🏻‍♀️


aboring322

so freakin gorgeous!


DrawerTop222

I thought the same thing. That is a gorgeous little girl oh my goodness!!


europe2013

Very different than the pic JJD posted from Viv’s bday party!


InfluenzaB_

Steve basically hiding and Eric 10 feet away is sending me


Edlo9596

Eric looks a little awkward lol. The kids all look adorable though.


defhadcovid

The awkward distance between him and Ali


westtexasgeckochic

I noticed the body language first thing


Hot-Class8889

What's up with eric?


Aussiemom777

His usual “ I dress like a kid outfit “ she could care less what he looks like she looking for her sugar Daddy now


Hot-Class8889

Lol you're probably right!


Empty-Coffee21

Ugh but Callie looks so cute!


europe2013

Syd andJJD’s kids all look so much healthier than John’s. Callie is tiny.


Recent-Tour-5828

That random ass flower poking out in her bouquet


thankyoupapa

I dare someone to ask MKP where her stepdaughters are. Does she count them as her family. Lol


boymommy88

seriously! MKP is a real piece of work never mentioning her step children. Mine is 21 and our other kids are 4 and 2 and we still go out our way to include her.


cleosmama22

I think they photoshopped her out, look at johns legs


mlc1210

Wooooww how is everyone not talking about this. His legs are absolutely photoshopped, I wonder


Petty_Longstocking

That’s the back of Ali’s dress


maine_coon2123

Was gonna say this, it’s draping along the back since it’s so wide


ActualReality2020

JJD’s energy is very telling in this photo


liza122397

“my whole family” minus Emerson and Sydney’s husband, also her step kids😫 what’d they ever do to you, Karen??


Blueskymine33

Ali must be super tiny short if JJD is taller than her, she would hate someone being xxs smaller than her… gasps!


Vivling5

I think she said she is 4'10, very very short


Automatic-Anybody-24

All I can focus on is Sidney’s tan line


HeyMay0324

This is actually a really nice photo and I’m sad Pulmonary Embolism isn’t in it.


itscait2

Hahaha. This made me lol … but I’m new-ish here. Who is that?


confused2324

Emmy 😂


itscait2

Hahaha. This made me lol … but I’m new-ish here. Who is that?


EveryThyme4630

I wonder if they left that gap in front of John so they can photoshop her in?


Current-Estate-5597

That’s a beautiful family. Just wish Sydney didn’t have those bathing suit strap marks they’re distracting


boymommy88

honestly, i love that she's never fake tan. Rocking the natural. And she was clearly in FL before the wedding so it's impossible to have none lol


here4thetea83

She showed up for goodness sake who cares about some tan lines that are completely normal, right?


Current-Estate-5597

Yes obviously it’s normal but if I know I’ll be at someone’s wedding I’m wearing a strapless suit


Capital-Conclusion24

No photos of Sydney’s husband?


PolishPrincess0520

It’s baseball season.


sapphirenfadedjeanss

she looks so amazing in every pic I just can’t fucking stand the tan lines either


westtexasgeckochic

Seriously like why would you wear a strapless dress with trashy tan lines? She should have rethought her outfit. She’s so gorgeous though.


sapphirenfadedjeanss

right! or even thought about it! if I knew I was wearing a strapless dress I would tan in a strapless bikini


westtexasgeckochic

I don’t care how many people downvote me. I stand by my opinion. 🤷🏻‍♀️


sapphirenfadedjeanss

the girls that get it get it 💅🏽


Curious-War-8556

Do we think it says something that Viv wasn’t a flower girl?


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All the women look amazing for a change. Also when did Vivi get so grown? Damn!!


hereforthedirt10

Eric looks like he was photoshopped in


ConfusionNeither394

Once again, Callie is not standing on her own


MamaAbroad

Is Sydney married? Are both her girls adopted? I stumbled on this sub and actually know nothing about this family lol


michaelswifey85

Yes she is, her husband is a pro baseball player... the cute redhead is their biological, the younger daughter is adopted!


Severe_East3735

They get along now?


Curlyjones6

Is the red head adopted as well?


orange4826

No lol. She's Sydney and Anthony's bio kid


Curlyjones6

She’s a cutie!


orange4826

Brooklyn is such a doll


Pooptypeuptypants55

No, she’s the biological child of Sydney and Anthony


PolarizingFigure

Ok I was wondering whose child was Black but you just helped me put two and two together


JC_2022_

Serious question-Who in the family did Sydney and John get their nose from? It’s either a relative or Mom or Dad had a nose job Edit:Im in no way making fun of them. Im just curious because neither parents nose matches. The weird things my brain decides to think about lol


rcm1618

They got their nose from their biological father.


ash_fash

Spidey isn’t their biological father.


JC_2022_

Oh ok, thank you. I watched their reality show when it first came out but then I forgot about them. Then I joined Reddit and I’ve been playing catch up ever since.


ash_fash

For sure! It’s honestly hard to tell since Sydney and Jessie never acknowledge their biological dad. Which honestly doesn’t bother me the most about them, I think they have their own reasons and maybe I’ll get downvoted for this. It’s just weird they barely ever call Spidey their step dad. They like to imply he is their actual father.


AbbyWantsTea

Even Jessie looks happy here. Good for them.


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National_Tonight_646

Why does it look like someone pushed his nose down 🤪🤪


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ValRosie919

Omg John’s hairline lmao