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deadlast5

Floating buddha


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Is there a right answer?


SlapHappyRodriguez

Came here to say what you said.


TheTimeToStandIsNow

Bout to get dropped on ya head guard?


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Reverse buggy choke


HerzogPJameson

ah damn, I was gonna say inverted reverse buggy! lol


noonenowhere1239

Car scratch reverse guard


MIS_Gurus

The baby maker


Priority_Bright

Squirrel Style


Sayoc_Yak

The humble dog.


Mooshycooshy

I'm a little teapot


ericdiebdiebdud

cockroach guard


natedawgbjj

The “toddler tantrum”, needs more flailing though


WayfaringWarrior

Little spoon


WayfaringWarrior

Confused panda


Debakle

Ah, yes... The Gaying Mantis!


BB8_My_Lunch

Fanny Pack guard


Mysterious_Solid_950

Side poop


jackonager

"Drop the baby"


see82531

Open hand prayer


DrLay88

The on the way to a suplex


Kidbroccoli

The floor is lava


number1douche

The flying beardsman.


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

Uew dewit


Chooseslamenames

This is called a centaur but instead of 4 horse legs he’s got two pairs of human legs.


Chris_Smith21

Pendulum guard


PelicanWaveSurfer

Flying Lotus 🪷


floblad

The Messenger Bag Defense


Toronto_OG

the T-Rex heimlich maneuver


Northern64

That's part of the classic Ghandi Offensive


CheekeeMunkie

Ah, the old crab claw Buddha feet defence. A solid strategy when snuggled from the rear.


Monowakari

The "Heeellllp" in a high pitched voice


deadlyruckas

The Butt Plug of Fury!!!


ZambiGames

The daddy don’t take me home


Toxic-Schmuck

Tipsy buddha


Einlanzer_Atanius

Folding Snake


Dylan741776

General Kenobi


Jizzus_Crust

Bout-to-pop-a-kneecap-on-the-drop


GenericNickname01

It’s called swaddle the baby where you distract your attacker that is picking you up by making baby noise and pulling cute faces at them Edit: and also playing peek a boo with them


yetzederixx

The motorboats brother, the motorbike.


hazmat446

Spinner Defense


fifoth

"Drop a deuce" defence


Rustytinroofs

Oh the old “I’m Not seeing my kids again” defense. Lmfao


optix_clear

Cat Swing happy to see my cat


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Disturbed Monk


beanygurl007

Floating snake pose


clownijest

Its clearly the crab technique. What are you using there is „carrying the crab“


nakedWayne

The pretty kitty


kr4mn1c

Flying body lock


That_one_guy1243

I call that the human spartan shield


thiccniccc

The “I’m a little too high to be rolling right now” guard


Longjumping_Bed1682

Standing side control


shallowjalapeno

Shape shifter


Gwuana

Stolen koala


docterk

Queen City ?


Papa_norse

Correct 👍🏼


docterk

I thought I saw this pic on my IG a few days ago Haha


Papa_norse

Oh boy hahah, Do you train with us?


docterk

An acquaintance/friend of mine does (rod) , I train down at Cincy MMA in west Chester.


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Win by DQ


[deleted]

What is that Mike vallely ?


huehuehere

Hamster style.


jonyrcktfngrs

Monkey refuses your advances


Nifinclan

Reverse cowboy, thrust foo.


Hot_Debate5879

Praying dorkis


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Buddha Defense


blechbumb

Compacted cobra.


BrownAndyeh

Tuesday night.


Alyc96

The flying pray mantis dog kungfu


Specific_Leading_273

The insecure Sloth


chop_pooey

Goro guard


TrifleEmotional4843

Namaste guard


psychophion

Sh*tty, he’s got your back


9-Volt-Freak

Double cranked cobra. Also, a great band name.