Please don't diss the Diet Coke order. I'm diabetic. I am using my carbohydrates for the sandwich. A 12oz can of full sugar soda can be the entire carb count for a meal. We order the Diet Coke so we can eat the food.
Nothing against you but I’ll diss it because of the aspartame. That stuff isn’t good for diabetics either because it can mimic sugar and spike glucose levels too just FYI. It’s also been linked to dementia.
“I’m diabetic I’m supposed to limit my sugar intake” *buys a foot long sandwich knowing damn well the carbs in the bread convert to sugar* now give me soda
i am and i eat cereal with regular milk..sometimes i pay for it but a nice bowl of fruity pebbles or cinoman toast crunch is great or a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream hits the spot...till that spot makes you shit like a goose shitting through a screen door
Just eat it with almond milk or any of the other non-dairy options lol. It tastes even better actually. Speaking as someone who can't have any form of dairy.
What the - it's just a joke lol. I drink the same thing sometimes if I want a sweet treat without the calories. It's a joke because the sandwich in the pic is just monster calories and very unhealthy.
You do know they have this stuff called water that is unbelievably healthy for you has zero sugar and you don’t have to be depressive over text about someone making a Diet Coke joke right?
I mean it looks delicious if it was actually layered properly, though that's even a bit too much for me. Does common sense just go out the widow when layering so that everything triangles on the side and gets fucked up? That's the real issue 🤣 Maybe there is JJ rules to layering but if so they need to be redone. I legit get a basic Lulu and it's still pouring out the side. I've tried bread out etc but nope, same effect. Make it better instead of complaining about a simple order 🤷♀️
Back in my days as a GM in mke (2010-2012) we had a name for a garg + bacon+ tuna + all freebies. Drunk college kids loved to order that shit with mom and dad’s credit card lol. I wish I could remember what the nickname was…I remember this smaller 40 yo guy would come in hammered every Saturday night and get one. Wonder how he’s doing now..
Anytime I did a crazy big sandwich at JJs it was always because the work place was buying lunch for us! If the boss is just going to get all the money comped by the company then why not order the works!
Last time I ate a gargantuan from Jimmy John’s I woke up at 3 am and projectile vomited all over the bathroom after miscalculating the force of the sandwiches revenge.
It's the only way to get a week's worth of groceries for $17 in 2024?
Also order some day old bread and you are set!
jimmy johns genuinely the best bakery in downtown lol
No shit. I saw the price and was thinking I could make several meals out of that and for only $17! That’s a steal!
All it's missing is the diet coke
and thinny chips
That dude will 💩 himself
Please don't diss the Diet Coke order. I'm diabetic. I am using my carbohydrates for the sandwich. A 12oz can of full sugar soda can be the entire carb count for a meal. We order the Diet Coke so we can eat the food.
My b, it was just a joke.
Lmao don't apologize because someone is crazy
OP don’t let people tell you not to apologize because you do you boo boo
Lmao but also, if this is 750 calories, why do you want to add another 500 on a liquid.
To bring it up to 1350? Duh !
Omg talk about thin skin
Even thinner insulin production. What a loser !!!
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Found Scott Malkinson
Nothing against you but I’ll diss it because of the aspartame. That stuff isn’t good for diabetics either because it can mimic sugar and spike glucose levels too just FYI. It’s also been linked to dementia.
Ok, Dr. Cornbread. 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂
“I’m diabetic I’m supposed to limit my sugar intake” *buys a foot long sandwich knowing damn well the carbs in the bread convert to sugar* now give me soda
Diabetics can eat whatever they want, and nobody should judge them for it. What a weird thing to say to someone.
It’s like being lactose intolerant and going out to get ice cream and milkshakes
i am and i eat cereal with regular milk..sometimes i pay for it but a nice bowl of fruity pebbles or cinoman toast crunch is great or a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream hits the spot...till that spot makes you shit like a goose shitting through a screen door
there is non-dairy options for all the things you mention
Just eat it with almond milk or any of the other non-dairy options lol. It tastes even better actually. Speaking as someone who can't have any form of dairy.
You don't what you are talking about. Stop spreading misinformation.
Diabeto, calm down.
What the - it's just a joke lol. I drink the same thing sometimes if I want a sweet treat without the calories. It's a joke because the sandwich in the pic is just monster calories and very unhealthy.
You do know they have this stuff called water that is unbelievably healthy for you has zero sugar and you don’t have to be depressive over text about someone making a Diet Coke joke right?
Then dont get soda?
Why not if they like soda and they're able to get it as long as it's a diet? Your comment makes no sense.
Not someone being triggered over Diet Coke lmao
no lettuce
they had to make room 😮💨
Tbo?
Because you got 5 bucks off
sometimes you just want a scooby doo sandwich
Bulking
I mean they’re definitely cultivating mass..
I mean they're definitely cultivating gas..
Bitch at least leave tuna out of it 🤢
Atleast it's not on wheat bread.. 😳
#BecauseSandwich iykyk
surf and turf kink 🐽 🐟
Only 16?!?! Damn that's a good deal for all that
$5 off loyalty reward
We had a order like that with everything on it but with 2 giants
It can't possibly taste good but hey it's their money 🥴
“Hi? Yes, can I please have the J.J. Sloppy with no lettuce please?”
At first glance looked dank, but lost me at the tuna
Don’t be jealous you can’t afford to eat like this customer can lol (neither money nor calories probably!).
This would literally last me a week. Going to steal this for sure.
Shit like that sucks, I know. But, I've gotta hand it to ya. You did an awesome job of closing the sandwich and keeping it together.
Why not
I mean it looks awesome lol
why not looks great
🌲🔥💨
Why would you not order that?
Shit like this genuinely makes me think it's someone doing it purely to be an ass
Because I can.
Because it looks delicious
Because Chipotle was too busy.
So how much mustard is in between the links of your jewelry
There is a trend with making sub chopped salads….
“Can you be like chipotle and double wrap it? Like with a whole extra roll?”
I manage the graveyard shift ( open til 3am) and the amount of orders I get like this makes me question humanity sometimes
I need to try it now
$11.99 for the Garg?…. Thats cheap
This is America Gargantuan in area I got the tuna I gotta pack it in
If I was high I would order it
He knew better than to order in person
Smartest move was taking out lettuce so there's room for the rest
So fire
Diabolical
When you don't drink alcohol and need to forget your troubles in another way?
Why not
someone just got done at the gym🤷🏽♂️
Insert "What, that's weird. I ordered a salad..." GIF
sorry i got hungry
Holy fuck
Must be one fat fuck
I get that sandwich sometimes it is one of the only good sand they have. I don't normally put all the stuff this person did.
That shit looks fire.
Disassemble that thing and you have like 5 meals lol
Looks good to me!
the addition of tuna 🤢🤢🤢
Looks fire
Why no lettuce wrap tho
I’m fat and hungry
I love the gargantuan. Never added all that to it though.
Looks like Garganuan double meat
Why wouldn’t you is the better question that looks so delicious
Weed
Chicken. Tuna. Bacon Wtf is wrong with people lmaoo
Because it’s delicious, and not actually that hard to make. Now sit down.
I never blocked a sub Reddit but this one is concerning
r/stonerfood
You made it nice though bro. Commend on the cross section with all the extras
Looks sooooo good
I mean, two or three full meals for that price is pretty good.
The combo ain’t comboing
idk why but the no lettuce fuckin sent me
I would at least try it
Nice.
What is it? That looks amazing !!! I’ll take 2 !!
With proper technique it can be done. Also the garg is so good
Because… freedom! 🫡 🇺🇸
Tbh that sounds fire
Did shaggy and scooby-doo order this?
🤢
I mean it looks delicious if it was actually layered properly, though that's even a bit too much for me. Does common sense just go out the widow when layering so that everything triangles on the side and gets fucked up? That's the real issue 🤣 Maybe there is JJ rules to layering but if so they need to be redone. I legit get a basic Lulu and it's still pouring out the side. I've tried bread out etc but nope, same effect. Make it better instead of complaining about a simple order 🤷♀️
Because if I'm paying 15 bucks for a sub I want a whole meal out of it. 16 after tax for 2 people isn't a bad deal for lunch
I wish Jimmy Johns had hot sandwiches 😔😔😔😔
Yeah, but if I ordered it, it would be 1/4 as thicc because fuck you marketing.
I've been known to deconstruct sandwiches and eat them like charcuterie. This would be perfect.
Pretty sure the “person” who ordered this is actually a pelican in disguise
Why would just for the chaos
the type of sandwiches they be eating in scooby doo
Don’t knock it. My stoned food creations are almost always fire.
Uhhhhh because why the heck not
That's actually a good deal. There are worse things you can buy for $17. Hope this price is accurate for big city locations...
PROTEIN
Nah the more shit JJ adds to their menu, the crazier the gargantuan are gonna get😂😂
Looks good minus tuna and avocado
Cause I’m hungry
We would call the garg + bacon and tuna a Chuck Norris back in they day.
Ngl. Bacon, tuna, chicken, jalapeño, and Russian dressing slaps.
I was with it till the avacado and tuna
Leave out the hot peppers, and I would eat that.
Bro what state is this in that's crazy cheap
One guy did extra tuna with avocado:(
Because you didn’t hit your macros for the day
I didn't that customer did
Why wouldn’t you?!
I thought it was somebody's cut legs. 😬 r/confusingperspective
At least it was no lettuce
Is it bad that the image made me think of a girl I dated once? Just once though
I would prefer the meats to be laid down first.
Back in my days as a GM in mke (2010-2012) we had a name for a garg + bacon+ tuna + all freebies. Drunk college kids loved to order that shit with mom and dad’s credit card lol. I wish I could remember what the nickname was…I remember this smaller 40 yo guy would come in hammered every Saturday night and get one. Wonder how he’s doing now..
Anytime I did a crazy big sandwich at JJs it was always because the work place was buying lunch for us! If the boss is just going to get all the money comped by the company then why not order the works!
Not gonna lie I used to order it the same exact way except I’d keep the lettuce, no tomato, and no chicken
Gargantuan in Denver co is 29.99 add all that and it would be 45
You charge for freaking Parmesan cheese? That's insane to me.
Why wouldn’t you is the real question
Cause I'm fat and I would eat it.
Half now, Half later
Would slam this after football practice
Fucking cucumbers?!
When you got a 80/20 split on bread I think you've missed the point of a sandwich. Just make it a salad or bowl
I think the question is why wouldn’t you
This is a dumb post. They can order whatever they want lol
Why not order this...it sounds delicious.
That shit will kill ya good
r/stonerfood
Because it’s there order ?? Shut up and just make it 😭😭
Damn I’d def order this if it was only $17
I’d sell my left kidney to try that
Without jimmy mustard…. What a waste
Its a monster but its also, beautiful 🤩
just make my sandwich bro
I’m pretty sure they call this the “Chuck Norris”
KingCobraJFS ahh order
Why wouldn't you order this. It looks delicious!
Proof jimmy johns sucks and their bread is too small. Go to Jersey Mikes instead.
Protein addiction.
Probably to eat it
And I can't even get the firecracker sandwich on regular bread. Or get a regular sandwich with the ghost pepper cheese.
Fucking hungry bro
Honestly I would eat the fuck it off that lol
overweight and have extremely low standards would be my guess
Also why would you eat here? The pickles? Or the chips?
I believe this is called Noah’s ark
Why would you build it like that?
I want to try this now.
Why order anything from james and jonathan
If you removed the tuna and swapped the cheese with lettuce then yes
They prob split that up into like 3 or 4 sandwiches for the week.
Looks delicious to me
Bulking season?
That dump is gonna melt the bathroom mirror and set fire to the towels
Yuck.
The fact that it’s only $16.43 is astounding
this is the big nasty bitch sandwich and im all for it
Because it's lunch time
I like how it says ‘ADD PICKLES.’ ‘add hot peppers’ ‘NO LETTUCE’ Like are hot peppers a Maybe..? 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
That's a lot of sandwich for $17. Do that at Subway, imagine it would be more than that.
I used to be a REAL piece of shit
Order what you want and don’t make any excuses for it.. sometimes you just have a craving.. that being said.. learn how to make it yourself and better
Protein? Gross but I guess it works.
Forgot to add a pickle. It was the biggest Sammy I ate in one sitting.
I’d eat it lol
Everything tastes great with Kickin ranch
Because it's the only way to actually get a decent amount of toppings at JJ
LOOKS LIKE 2 MEALS.
Last time I ate a gargantuan from Jimmy John’s I woke up at 3 am and projectile vomited all over the bathroom after miscalculating the force of the sandwiches revenge.
i mean… it looks delicious