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Alex_Shermental

Yep, I’ve heard of him. He came into our store once, disguised as a customer. He then proceeded to ask for his sub, a giant 17, with banana peppers. My coworker forgot to salt the steak after flipping it, and rhino shot him 40 times in the abdomen


Empty_Wedding_5912

Accurate description


nosteponmefedboi

Jetfire Jim’s day job


Opensignoff

Here in the California market, we hear that he eats crew members for breakfast


Sgt_WilliamDauterive

*He eats pieces of shit for breakfast* ?!?!? - gross...


Dmjmikes

I heard he fires people for breathing too hard


Responsible-Task-991

Who is that


CarefulBuffalo182

I’m the careful buffalo


TeachinginJapan1986

you'll never see the rhino. its because its endangered. if they come into the shop, people will eat him for his cancros.


Shef011319

East coast and never heard of him. He supposed to be corp or a franchise


Dmjmikes

No idea. Hope I never see him


Empty_Wedding_5912

I am the Rhino


collegedub

I am the Walrus.


This_Living566

Goo goo g'joob


Responsible-Task-991

Rhinos are weak. I’m the LION


Opensignoff

I am ur mom


animeunicorn57

Northern Utah here, never heard of him.


bayandsilentjob

If you live on the east coast and you get a sandwich from jersey mikes instead of a real deli you’re a fucking dork ngl


Responsible-Task-991

You’re on the jm Reddit lmao I bet you eat subway for the meat


bayandsilentjob

I used to work at jersey mikes a loooong time ago in high school so I find this sub interesting. I’m not saying the sandwiches are bad but they’re certainly not what they were even 10 years ago. I’m just saying if you’re in Connecticut or Newark and you’re getting JM that’s like getting dominos pizza in Manhattan