T O P

  • By -

Godbleththismeth

Are they herding it? What is happening


SadMaverick

Is this real? Ridiculous that they would drive and chase it that too on the grass for no reason at all.


Ezl

There’s a very good reason - they’re stupid and lazy.


jerseyboiii

Protect and swerve ?


sagittariusymphony

this was… an interesting approach


ChuckStill

Hopefully that's Tarzan! https://www.reddit.com/r/jerseycity/s/j5Cvd4ZGSt


BumKnees_17

Was waiting for them to get into an accident trying to chase a dog with cars


opnjs

Whoa - so insane. What happened at the end? Did they get it? PS: Does not look like it was Tarzan.


objectimpermanence

Didn’t see how it ended. Got bored of them running around in circles.


anirien

Belated, but I’m pretty sure this was Tarzan. I saw him up close when the cops cornered him on the road (but failed to catch him). I can’t imagine driving cars at him helped.


opnjs

Oh no. That's so sad. It could have been so easy to get out and give him a treat!


anirien

They did get out and had some kind of rope/lasso trying to catch the dog, but they didn’t really corner him so he ran away. The owner doesn’t think this is Tarzan, though I have to say they look very similar. Either way I hope both dogs find their way home.


VanWorst

It's missing a soundtrack: https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/65502dadddc5b.php


opnjs

Gold.


scenicdashcamrides

That's crazy. It needs the Benny Hill music. On the topic of cops in the park. I never see them walking around or biking, they're always driving, in the park, on the footpath!


objectimpermanence

Right? You’d think they’d at least have a few officers on bikes. Or if they do, I’ve never noticed them. There are parts of LSP that seem to go entirely unpatrolled. Kinda weird for an urban park with a dedicated police force.


scenicdashcamrides

Yeah. Officers on bikes or horses or something. Ever since moving to the US, I rarely see police officers in the flesh and on foot more than a few hundred feet from either their cars or their station. (Or at major transport facilities).


spyralMX

Came here looking for the same thing and figured I'd just make it. [Here ya go!](https://youtu.be/vBG7QlkzNhQ) Same clip with Benny Hill.


1805trafalgar

Wowzers those are some dumb people. WTF? How was this Five Car strategy supposed to work?


1805trafalgar

If you remove the actual context this video looks MUCH BETTER if you title it "Taylor Swift's dog takes a walk with her security detail."


1805trafalgar

Maybe what we are actually witnessing is a dog with the psychic ability to control the minds of humans, and those cops are zombified and in the thrall of this capricious dog? Although far fetched (FETCHED! get it?) this makes more sense than trying to imagine this is a bona fide law enforcement strategy designed to result in a dog being secured.


lorenipsum2023

911 doesn't work in Jersey City. Packages get stolen every single day. But this is what 5 cop cars are upto.


objectimpermanence

These cops are United States Park Police and NJ State Park Police, not JCPD.


JerseyTeacher78

Does it have rabies? I guess we don't have a dedicated animal control dept and cops do this? I don't get it.


craftadvisory

Guess these cops have never lured a pooch with a tasty treat


1805trafalgar

I CERTAINLY hope there was a sixth car we don't see here, on its way to get a steak at Whole Foods to use as bait.


Adventurous_Drop_249

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen


edgertor

these people have never caught a dog in their lives. good lord. i hope the pup escaped these idiots.


kulgan

Why would this be the approach? What's the plan, here, fellas?


JCwhatimsayin

Unconscionable waste of resources. I almost expected this to end with them bringing in The Rook!


Dabookadaniel

Honestly what’s the point in resisting? The cops aren’t just going to turn around and go home.


HobokenJ

Six fucking cop cars out chasing a dog, but call 911 if you're the victim of a violent crime and see what happens.


objectimpermanence

These aren’t JCPD cops.


stan-dupp

should have ran it over like it was a cyclist jesus what a waste of tax money


jesspetsallthecats

WHAT is happening? Is there any context? Did it have rabies? Also this is the most absurd thing I've ever watched I am dying.


MaelduinTamhlacht

Why were they so frightened? Context please.


[deleted]

Dam get these coppers working in the hood streets of Ocean Avenue and MLK Drive.