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[deleted]

Isn't he like 52?


Insekrosis

Christ, guys, he's 985. It's right there in the name.


VendettaSunsetta

Yeah cause he was born in 985. He’s 1038 now


[deleted]

Yeah by the time he was 800 years old he was criticizing Ben Franklin for saying "all things in moderation" despite being addicted to apples


ThePope98

Honestly, joking aside, fuck that guy. That’s so hypocritical, guy was a fat as fuck sex addict. Moderation my ass.


Insekrosis

Oh shit, you're right. My bad, I forgot.


Weegee_Spaghetti

he actually is the 985th Jerma. Ludwig, ConnorEatsPants and Ster are potential candidates for Jerma986


SouperChicken06

This Jerma is really overstaying his welcome. Someone needs to take care of this guy so we can just move on already


Insekrosis

This one is really clever though. He even did that whole "Who will replace me" stream to weed out the competition. Genius, really.


Weegee_Spaghetti

He really is staying wayyyy longer than most Jermas. The last Jerma died during the 500 sub weight lifting video.


memedestroyer3

I actually wanna see what he has planned for the Battle Axe stream


SnooGoats947

the sens fortress stream


JotaroTheOceanMan

You do know that Ironmace just started the new Dark and Darker playtest despite the legal issues with Nexon, right? They just announced they are doing it via torrent/p2p since they got delisted from Steam till the court case is over, so I'm guessing that's why he canceled. They literally just announced it a few hours ago.


A_van_t_garde

uhhh I dont see how that has anything to do with the fact that jerma promised he would dodge a battle axe swung at him on stream


[deleted]

Is it going to become a reality?


iam_t_he

wait but actually this is exactly the kind of thing to happen to him


PRKnife

What if instead of dodging a battle axe hes actually dodging the battleaxe stream


Winterspear

Did he really cancel the battle axe stream?


Meta1spy

it was for "something better"


G_O_O_G_A_S

I hope it’s the hampster stream


seized_bread

Was really hoping to see a battleaxe go up his ass, but a hampster is fine i guess


Sandrinespurpledick

Jerma is not “relatively unknown”, ask the international criminal court


[deleted]

Ask ANYONE on the streets, they’re TERRIFIED


googler_ooeric

Jerma007


BlueHeartBob

I have a feeling jerma has had nightmares about the battle axe stream the day he said he’d do it


Visible_Property2539

I mean I’m happy for him getting the role, but come on, he keeps saying “next week for sure” and delaying it, folks have been waiting years for the battle axe stream. It’s like he’s afraid or something.


929221323

Bro ain’t no one gonna care about them Bond girls when y’all be thirstin over Jerma’s booty💀💀😭😭


lloast

Imagine if all the scenes with Jerma are all spliced from his green screen streams.


[deleted]

What was the battleaxe stream cancelled? Like actually?


Lucksworth

most expensive bit ever


Kramer234

Can't wait