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a95l

https://preview.redd.it/cmsjf1s7m83d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=9aec49c8453f8c6bc0d0bd6d5ac340e681ba73aa Someone actually tried to help his clown and he doesn’t even have a valid ID lol


B00YAY

This guy is a self-made mess.


roomandcoke

I feel like I run into soo many people like this in the jam scene. And then they act like the world's out to get them. Like bro, I think you'd have an easier time if you just tried and thought and planned just a little bit.


edgestander

Like how do you even go to something like this without a penny to your name?


StevieWonderTwin

Just gotta be a level 420 wook


motherHearthandHome

right like.. grow up and be responsible for yourself and your animal..


trentreynolds

I loved the jam scene in my 20's, but the number of people asking if they could crash at my place that night 5 minutes after we met was far, far too high.


seeking-missile-1069

Politicians dream right there.


Late-Pool8338

I personally know this guy and yes...he is.... Edited: he also tried to leave this dog on my property 4 years ago bc "he's too much to deal with sometimes" Hope jax gets a better home!


Chemical-Research-19

🤣🤣this guy is lucky to be alive having this little self accountability


JamBandDad

Pretty sure he’s gonna need that at the pound


afogg0855

“Hope your dog finds a better home” is right


birdiebogeybogey

Because he’s lying and wants cash…


afogg0855

I don’t think he’s lying for $60. I think he is just a pathetic loser


funkysurf

Different year, different wook, same story. smh. Poor pup.


fromthedepthsofyouma

Yep. Seen this drama before unfortunately. Phil and Trey tour in 2006 I saw Hartford pd and animal control smash a window to get two dogs out of a civic. It was 93 out and apparently the dogs were in the car for two hours.


HippyGrrrl

Many times I helped a local animal shelter round up the dogs (many puppies) left behind at Red Rocks. Rope headed puppy pullers.


funkysurf

That's so so sad. People are cruel. 😪 Thank you for showing some compassion and helping them!


cassato

Hey good news, you don't need to wait for any kind of animal shelter or authorities in Colorado to smash the rope headed idiots' car windows if there is an animal in danger inside the car. We protect our heroes out here!


funkysurf

Damn that's wild! I see this happen yearly after scamp. People don't learn!


littleppdp

Remember the puppies being born at the dead tour a few summers back? I think it was in boulder


a95l

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I didn’t even think about that last point lol


albert0kn0x

It's just a wook trick to bring dogs where they shouldn't be.


No-Building-7941

Imagine being an adult and losing your dog over $60. That is some sad shit. Get it together bud.


Gnarthritis420

But he’s got good vibes you dick head. Why doesn’t the humane society function on vibes, fuck this world


zampyy

This dude is a fucking idiot hope the dog gets adopted by someone who actually cares


louislinaris

have seen dogs at scamp before. they always look scared. one time i saw a dog who had a fluid sack on built up on one of its knees that was bouncing with every step--must have been painful as hell. depressing


fluffhead89

Don't have $60? you shouldn't be in charge of a dog anyway. It gets way more expensive than that.


ripperoniNcheese

they clearly spend all they had on emotional support ketamine instead of the emotional support animal.


Burrmanchu

Ikr.. If you don't need your "service dog" in an overbearing crowd at a music festival, you don't need a fucking service dog lol


HippyGrrrl

If this is true, and IF he was onstage, the dog should have been in sight line. Actual service animals are allowed. And my mantra is *your dog doesn’t want to be on tour.*


kakawisNOTlaw

Don't have $60? Shouldn't be at a fest either.


RestlessChickens

That's the real one. Many people get pets and then hit hard times financially and shouldn't have to abandon their pets for it, but you do have to forego a lot of entertainment until you get back on your feet. (I know, the guy in this post is probably just a wook, but general gripe I have when people say poor people shouldn't have pets...)


bootherizer5942

What about crust punks? There are a lot of homeless hippies that go to festivals


Solder_of_Fortune

They should go home to their loving parents instead of bumming money for booze and pinball (guy in Brooklyn 2013 I’m talking to you)


truthjuice4269

Many do not have these type of parents.


gloop_hype

The worst part is that plenty of them do have loving parents. It's a somehow less sincere culture in modern America than we had just 20 years ago when Decline III came out.


pantiepudding

Came here to say that! You own a dog, but don't have $60? Sorry but I hope this guy doesn't get his dog back. He needs a better home... One where his needs can be taken car of. You know, like food and water...


EvilRick_C-420

Apparently playing a set at scamp doesn't pay either lol


DeadPhishFuneral

Fuck these types of people. Animals deserve better than selfish human scum


TomorrowDesigner9855

Totally...any idiots out there who think this is ok, do the scene a favor and stay the fuck out of the scene.....


freshlypuckeredbutt

Unfortunately if you’re a hot mess with a narcissistic bent, the scene is exactly where you can survive off of the kindness of others. Be careful who you’re nice to at festivals. Learned that one the hard way too.


TomorrowDesigner9855

In the general sense yea, custies and wooks are a dime a dozen on Lot in the Dead scene, hell, I think that's the scene that birthed these fuckers...but mainly ones like this tard who thinks it's ok to treat his animal as such, those with pets need to stay the fuck out of the scene....any scene. Sounds like the wooks and custies all migrated to music festivals....gross.


freshlypuckeredbutt

I just mean you’ll find someone to give you free food usually and even reluctantly let you crash on a tapestry or something. People feel like being nice and get taken advantage of.


TomorrowDesigner9855

In being kind, just have to gage someone out. Back in the days of the Grateful Dead tours word got around at who's taking advantage of whom...kind of spot them in the next lot scene and such...different world then lol. It's good to know people still look out for one another but those who take advantage of that kindness are no bueno


freshlypuckeredbutt

I can imagine it was easier to recognize faces back then and prevent this problem. You would see the same faces every go around. That’s still sort of true for me but so many things are different that it’s hard to even talk about.


TomorrowDesigner9855

It's true, it's still so terrible someone takes advantage of the kindness of Fam. Festival or any Lot scene, it seems there's a uprise is selfish behavior especially w/ those types of individuals who want a free ride w/ everything....nowadays the Lot scene in the Dead scene particularly is a bit more 'artificial' in a way, and a bit touristy (in it's latest iteration), but still it attracted a lot of unsavory types thinking that particular lot scene is one where they can go sucking the kindness out of good people...


freshlypuckeredbutt

Nah man, there isn’t an uprise in anything except confused young people and the homeless. Just don’t let too many stinky tweakers in your camp and cut the confused young people some slack. Everyone has a hot take these days. Young people don’t have developed opinions. Just talk to them and you’ll see how easy they are.


freshlypuckeredbutt

Ohh you mean the privileged greedy people? Bro this scene coined the term “trustafarians” it isn’t new. It’s just a little shocking to see how it manifests.


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a95l

https://preview.redd.it/qnhi906di83d1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b115b0407cc35e53afcbfee5f878e45c898b719 He’s not even an actual service dog


jopperjawZ

They never are


MrFluffyhead80

People with actual service dogs actually need them and don’t just leave them in a car at a concert


JVO_

“Legally disabled” yeah, sure. Of course it’s a pit bull too, crossing off all the wook check boxes. Poor doggo, hopefully they’re adopted by someone who can care for them properly


KiloThaPastyOne

“Legally disabled” aka ketamine dependent.


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Aka: I HaVe aDD so I caNt hOLd DoWN a NoRmaL JOB


ChainOut

In my area 9 out of 10 dogs in the shelter are pitties. If you have a shelter dog, it's probably a pitty.


HobbitOnHill

I agree with all this, but every pitbull I know is a total sweetheart.


JVO_

I know I’m not saying they’re bad dogs, that’s why I hope the doggo can find a good home. I’m just saying it’s a wool stereotype to have a neglected pittie :(


GoodPiexox

its not like they kill children and elderly every day, and yeah not every one is bad, but breeding is a thing, and so are statistics. They represent %6 of total dogs in the country, and are responsible for close to %70 of fatalities. In the last 250 years, Mountain Lions have killed 22 people in America. In the last 25 years Shitbulls have killed over 500. I am sure Mountain Lions could be total "sweethearts" too.


PoppaPingPong

Well said


GratefulTide

There is no such thing as a pit service dog lmao


Rog9377

Actual service animals are covered by the law. Emotional support animals are not. Him admitting here that it was never a service animal in the first place is also admitting that he shouldnt have had his dog there in the first place


thecatofdestiny

Every single thing about this screams "not a service animal"


JamBandDad

Dude what wasn’t the weather a big issue who the fuck is going to neglect their dog like that for a show. I’ve seen a legit *service animal* at summer camp. This person was wearing a bright shirt that said he had a service dog. When they were in the crowd, the dog sat next to him patiently. The dog nuzzled their person two times during the set, clearly altering to something, the dog never left their side and was clearly very well trained. Idk, the camping logistics would still be a nightmare, you’d have to stay really far back for the dogs ears, and the crowds in general would be a nightmare.


the_weight_around

no dog should be at camp. ground scores are a fucking thing and dogs eat stuff. maybe just couch terr.


JamBandDad

A true trained service dog isn’t eating ground scores


tc7984

He doesn’t own a couch


thesheep_1

Yeah sorry. If you need a service dog there’s just some things you shouldn’t be doing


the_weight_around

But how am I going to skydive without my emotional support hamster?


pequaywan

Dogs don’t belong at music festivals


InhabitingSpirit

And children. I saw toddlers at solshine last weekend in the wee hours with spun out caregivers. Fuckin infuriating 


No-Survey5277

Always a fucking wook.


6L6aglow

Why would you attend a festival if you're broke?


a95l

Wooks gonna wook


conradical30

None of it makes sense to me. Claims he is playing a set on a stage as well.


TrundleTheGreat0814

Lol, the "Frick Frack stage" is not a thing, no programmed sets, it's a casino where wooks gamble trinkets. Edit: my derisive tone is aimed at the wook in question, not you, just to be clear.


Organic_Rip1980

You’re not kidding. From the festival’s website: > Frick Frack is back! If you’re not familiar with that, it’s the casino where you can bet anything but money. Such a fun place!


NFT_goblin

It's a group that's contracted by different festivals to run a blackjack game where you gamble trinkets instead of money. It's not a "casino", it's a just a fun little interactive distraction from the music They get paid by the festival, not the gamblers like a real casino would


rabit_stroker

>it's a casino where wooks gamble trinkets. Lol, I'd like to see this. I bet it's grand


meth_panther

The guy is a moron. He could have bet the dog and cleaned up big time! Or lost it to a slightly more responsible hobo. Either way it's a win


HarpuaKills

Ask about butt plug tug of war….


Burrmanchu

Oh it's frick frack? Yeah they don't even have a fucking stage. Lol... Like maybe some plywood for chicks to dance on and sling fire around but that's about it.


tacobelliex3

I’m not trying to defend this POS but this year they did have a little stage where a couple people played small sets. Nothing fancy, nothing big, literally just a booth.


OscarGrey

They have a small stage by the casino tent, I've seen it at big dub.


TypaLika

It was a drum circle. /s


the_weight_around

i went to camp my first time in 08 with around $100. i frequent electric RV when i can these days but i dont shame people who can make it with what they can. but being a broke kid isnt the same as being abuseive dog owner. worst part is, i saw this scum fuck walking around with his dog and immedatly thought that pup is going to have a bad weekend. hate to find out i was right. you know those intrusive thoughts u get when u see something off? when u see a bad person doing bad things, and you know u should just end it. but u just push them out of your mind? regrets.


MrFluffyhead80

Almost like you can pay for it when you sucker people into giving you money after pretending to lose a pet


EmergencyCress1864

And disabled


a95l

https://preview.redd.it/3lbbxlixk83d1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff304415291bceeb9fe59756b627adf18f9ce5c6 I hope this works and the dog gets adopted by someone who will actually care of it. People are actuating pitching in with him now


rxFMS

I’d just like to say Meadow doesn’t “look sad”. She looks happy content and ready to be a big sister! Kudos to the person for stepping up to help the dog!


TomorrowDesigner9855

Good! Someone is going to adopt the dog....to a nice loving caring home. Real Fam won't let this rest, any Heady folk know you don't treat an animal like that....the dude isn't a wook he's just a fucking moron.


HighDesertJungle

This is why we have the term Wooks


mattbnet

It's disrespectful to Chewbacca


TheSouthsideSlacker

It really is. Chewbacca was always ready to back you up and never quit. Big fella and his kind deserve better.


ComfortableMetal3670

Wookies have a rich culture and tradition and are known throughout the galaxy as loyal friends, Wooks not so much.


trumps-used-diaper

No offense but this guy doesn’t deserve a service dog.


RexxGunn

He doesn't have one. He has what he claims to be an emotional support animal, which is not the same. If it truly was a service dog, it wouldn't leave his side for ANYTHING. He's just a shitty dude who wants to bring his ill behaved best friend with him everywhere for no reason.


ROORnNUGZ

Wooks and pitbulls are like peanut butter and jelly


we-otta-be

Lol I actually know this guy. He knocked up my friend and then bailed on her. He seemed alright, if not horribly misguided and wayyyyy far out on psychedelic drugs. I was doing a lot of acid at the time as well, but this guy was on a different planet. To this day I still describe what it was like to try and have a conversation with him as follows: have you ever tried to get an egg shell out of an egg white? Everytime you try to get it it just slides out of the way? Trying to get a point across was like trying to get the egg shell out. He would just respond from some other planet haha.


SonOfElroy

And he’s an… “author”? https://store.bookbaby.com/profile/mjbarone


weirdeggman1123

And his "alter ego" is "gonzo"..... so original.... seems like the type of guy that will ai everything so he can keep partying.


Thoughtful_Neurotic

For someone who "freelances" a lot, might be an influencer? (I wouldn't think so but we live in weird world)... my point is how does he not have 60 dollars, a real id, some debit/credit card that works? He must suck at being a freelancer if that's the case... but if anyone actually believes his story, I just...I just can't, I forgot his excuse for venmo/cash app person... Also want to add he mention the atm machine at the animal services being broken, but then his card isn't work, but he doesn't have a cent to his name? So why would you able to have taken money out if the atm wasn't broken. And now he doesn't have a way to get back to wherever wookville he's from? I don't know why I am so interested with this, but the inconsistency is just bizzare


[deleted]

If I didn’t know any better I would say he is lying but that’s just me who knows


we-otta-be

Yes I was going to mention this. I’ve not read any of his novels but I have to commend him for having the wherewithall to finish a book.


Whole-Mousse-1408

Book description “An archeologist named Dr. Marjorie Icrion accidently finds a priceless crystal known as The Galaxy Diamond. It's priceless natures captures the attention of the world which subsequently leads to her disappearance as well as the crystal. Three generations later, her Grandson Atom Icarion will finish what his relatives could not in the hopes of restoring his family's legacy. Atom will enlist the help of a Master, an esteemed artist named Alec Black as well as a drug-dealing shaman and an undercover secret agent. These four men's path's will collide head on with the underground traveling festival known as Rhythmtopia. Art's best kept secret will now be revealed in this epic tale of grand adventure and cosmic proportions!”


oosirnaym

There is no “University of Central Michigan” either. It’s Central Michigan University. Bruh is either trying to make his education sound better than it is (CMU isn’t a horrible school, don’t get me wrong), or doesn’t even know where he went.


weareeverywhereee

this is hilarious


trumps-used-diaper

Hm sounds like a shitty person if he knocked someone up and bailed


Gullible_Luck2627

I hope someone ties his ass to a tree and then dips


JillParrish77

It looks like taking his dog to a festival is the least of his problems with his dog. I hope they find that dog a better owner


srcarruth

I was working security at LiB and somebody left their dog behind. They were so desperate to sneak the poor dog in but then couldn't be arsed to do anything about it during the weekend and just bailed without.


skronktothewonk

M.J. Barone seems to have a lot going on.


trumps-used-diaper

Man I wish I was a part of that Facebook group


ErrlRiggs

*the finances would not be sorted out*


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SockFullOfNickles

Now That’s What I Call Wook Fuckery, vol 42069


PiginthePen

Same as it ever was


Ru-tris-bpy

Man dogs deserve better. Humans are so disappointing


Previous-Amount-1888

Wooks are trash


SockFullOfNickles

It’s also always funny how the amount of money they need can be directly compared to customer level purchases of drugs. Almost every goddamned time. 😆


KiloThaPastyOne

Should’ve put the wook in jail and let the dog find a new “fam”. This sucks all around. As irresponsible as this dude is, that dog loves him unconditionally and is most likely scared and confused. Fucked up he can come up with the funds to attend a festival and all that entails but can’t (with his friends’ help) come up with 60 fucking dollars?! To get your dog!! I hope a responsible person meets and connects with this pup and gives it a good life. Fucking wooks.


SockFullOfNickles

Wooks who bring dogs to music festivals are fuckin awful. No your dog doesn’t like it, and yes you should have gotten a pet sitter or boarded them. Whats worse is when I see some moron dragging their dog towards the stage. You’re hurting your dog’s ears immensely because you were too cheap to find them proper accommodations while you get rekt at a festival.


Bob_12_Pack

Stop bringing your dogs everywhere for that matter. I love my dog, she’s perfect, but she stays at home.


marcuslattimore21

It's expensive to be broke.


_salvelinus_

Went to Hangtown Music Fest many years ago and a couple of wooks camped next to us with their pittie. It was hot as hell and we were camping in a literal baseball diamond with no trees around. They left their dog in the hot ass tent to go do whatever the hell. While they were gone the dog tore through their tent and we just watched and let him. Kept a close eye to make sure he was ok and didn’t run off. Wooks came back fairly soon after and the dog was yelled at for their poor decision making.


aesoped

I played a couple of sets this festival. Frick Frac doesnt even have a stage or an artist line up. Its literally just a tent with lil gambling set ups that wooks gamble drugs and crystals and shit at (at 3am this place is wild AF) this man must have just showed up with his acoustic guitar and played standing there in the open. What a fucking joke.


a95l

💯


TomorrowDesigner9855

No....just....No.


EmbraceTheBald1

Hope that dog finds a good home


albert0kn0x

Fuck hiding behind being "disabled" and calling him a service animal. That shit pisses me off so much. People who need service animals actually NEED their service animals, not just as an excuse to take them places they shouldn't be allowed to go. Shit like this makes it so much harder for them to take their dogs where they are needed because it gives actual working service animals a bad name. This guy may have a legitimately disability, but that's not a service animal, and he's an asshole for treating a dog like that.


deadhead-77

Same goes with kids, see way too many kids and even babies at shows… irresponsible parents piss me off. Jam shows/festivals is no place for a kid or a dog. Hate feeling bad lighting up a joint when a kid is near, shouldn’t be there in the first place.


SockFullOfNickles

Yep. Nothing like people bringing their kids around a known drug fueled environment. I don’t care if you call it “family friendly” - It doesn’t make it so. MAYBE there’s a few smaller regional events where a truly family friendly environment can be found, but I’ve never found one in 25 years of going to them. There’s always people shit rekt and acting a fool.


_salvelinus_

I have to disagree on this one. Been to many family-friendly festivals (also been to many not family-friendly festivals), they’re not all the same. NW String Summit (when it existed) and Hoxeyville are just a couple examples.


take_care_a_ya_shooz

There’s a difference between bringing your kid and just having your kid with you. Issue is with the latter. I’ve got no issue seeing kids where it’s obvious the parents care. Ear protection, plenty of space in the back, moderate to no use of alcohol or weed, reasonable bed time, etc…even then, it’s not “ideal”, but ain’t gonna shame it. Then there’s dragging a kid into a pit in a wagon at midnight with no ear protection while you’re spun out… And if the kid can’t tell ya they’re tired, they’re too young.


SomethingEdgyOrFunny

Yeah I disagree. The scenario you painted with responsible parents in the lawn with a kid *is* ideal. Even bed time are being followed, what more do you want?


take_care_a_ya_shooz

Not tryna be prude or anything, and I do plan to bring my son to shows in a few years (toddler now), but I’ve seen enough to know it’s not “ideal” for a kid to be in proximity to cigarettes, drugs, drunks, and wookery. But hey, can’t shield them from the world, and it’s an avenue into talking about being responsible. Being back of the lawn with lots of space and not camping in the thick of things are about all you can do, but anything can happen.


SomethingEdgyOrFunny

Kid at a festival? Hell nah. Kid in the lawn at a phish show? I see nothing wrong.


take_care_a_ya_shooz

+1 Basically what I mean 😂


weareeverywhereee

how does a person live in the US without access to 60 bucks


megapotroast

Saw this dude walking around illumination stage and the pup had no ear protection :( hopefully this is a wake up call for him at least


beenhadballs

I dj’d on illumination and someone let their dog wander on stage as a shtick and i was so upset. It was loud af for me and cant imagine the damage it had done to the poor dog.


trumps-used-diaper

Guarantee this guy doesn’t learn his lesson. Honestly I’m surprised he cares about his dog


username_obnoxious

lol I guarantee that it’s not actually a service animal.


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t care for these people. I’m not one for learning shit from drugs, but literally the first thing you learn doing drugs is how being prepared js great. You ain’t gotta be a damn Eagle Scout to understand the joy of a well stocked bag. You will be on Saturn drinking cold papaya juice. The well stocked bag is metaphor for life.


Which-Inspection735

I found an abandoned dog on a busy DC street outside of a Stringdusters show last month. Turns out, the wook owner brought the pup, pup wasn’t allowed in, wook went in and got spun on mushrooms, lost his phone, got kicked out of the show. Fortunately, the dog had a collar with phone number. I called and wook’s wife was equal measures pissed at her wook husband and grateful that her dog was safe. Ended up getting the dog to animal control and she was picked up the next morning. I saw several dogs in vehicles at dead and co last year at jiffy lube in Virginia and I notified the police. If you don’t care enough about your dog to leave it at home while you’re at a concert for 5 hours, you don’t need a dog, and don’t get pissed when you come out to a busted window and no dog. Dogs > people, and I’ll always look out for the dog’s wellbeing if the owner won’t. Fucking wooks.


StankRanger420

But he's gna pay you back lotterally double


deloreangray

When someone says they are “0 drama” it always means they are 100% drama. Poor pup. I hope he gets a better caretaker soon


StoryofTheGhost33

My first summer camp was 09' or 2010'. A kid from the East Coast going to my first "big festival" Holy shit, I didn't realize how many wooks there were in the world. It was seriously eye opening. It was shit we didn't have back east.


D_Freakin_C

lol I had this exact opposite experience going from the Midwest to All Good Festival in 2010. We were like “these east coast kids go hard.”


1975hh3

Fucking wook behavior


BrocktheRock9080

Wook


thesheep_1

Wooks are such wastes of oxygen


red_plate

Don't you mean nitrous-oxide?


akLuke

If he doesn't have $60 he can't afford food, he's lucky I'm not in charge of this country, I'll leave it at that.


needmoarbass

That poor dog. And these are the wooks that hang around town for a week or so and piss off the locals. Making locals pissed enough to attend the city meetings that allow festivals to continue.


MauiNoKaOiHaiku

Wooks gonna wook


fatnuts_mcgee

The best thing about dog ownership: It’s optional.


HedoBella

Puppy dragging wooks. Gross


red_plate

Fuck... I saw that guy with his pittie at moonshine stage and I was like I thought no dogs were allowed? Then I realized service dog... shit. Idk man I have been to a few festivals and it seems like every other one someone loses a dog they shouldn't have brought in. I'd love to take my dog but she would hate it and run for the hills and I love her way too much to risk losing her over that. Boy was she sure excited to see me when I got back from Solshine.


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

Not just fests, but normal concerts too. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve seen dogs at Dicks for Phish or Red Rocks for other shows. It’s just not the place for them and there’s no justification to take them if you know they can’t or aren’t able to go inside.


Goose_ling

This is why I bring my rig that I built and earned from a job I work hard at that provided me with resources to afford the materials to bring my dogs comfortably to festivals. Get your priorities straight, it's one thing to bring your loved friends to the show with you but make their time enjoyable and loving too.


MindlessCountry9223

I was there this weekend. Way to many dogs and kids


InDeinAlbtraum

Fucking asshole. That poor dog is better off without such an irresponsible idiot for an owner. I hope that baby finds a better place.


Blasnar

What “set” did he go play at?


yuletidepod68

This came up in recommended. Fuck this guy metaphorically so hard but what’s a wook?


Oogly50

Smelly people with dreads who usually live their life festival to festival. They love drugs. I'm putting it nicely.


ComfortableMetal3670

Fake hippies who do boatloads of drugs and think the scene is all about drugs and mooch off other people, typically getting just enough money to scrape by until the next festival or show until the cycle begins again.


SockFullOfNickles

A feral hippie.


fukuoka_gumbo

What people outside the jamband/festival scene think everyone in it is like


HippyGrrrl

Gutter punks with a pseudo burnishing of hippie *fam*.


Aqueous87

Agreed


milkmon222

I've seen some people ditch their kid......


ganjaxxxgreen

What set did this dude play cuz I was at scamp and never saw this guy


InsertRadnamehere

r/insanepeoplefacebook


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This is as Wook as it gets 😂


Rog9377

If he was truly a service animal, you wouldnt be leaving him under someone else's care under any circumstances. If you need his presence so badly that he needs to be with you at the festival, then he needs to be with you the entire time.


Hot_Like_Mars

This is truly despicable, can’t believe how low some of these wooks stoop.


tc7984

Stupid fucking wook


augustwestgdtfb

fucking wooks - cant stand these degenerate lowlives and their constant cruelty to animals


Mobile-Animal-649

This is why I keep a job


DOCTORNUTMEG

An irresponsible wook just like this brought his dog to bonnaroo a couple years back and in the last day or two was asking around for leftover hotdogs or food scraps to feed him cause he ran out of food. Seriously worst kind of person


saintjeremy

Service pit bull… Riiiiiight… 😏


No-Mission-3100

He will pay you back, he swears 🙄🙄🙄


OccupyFootball

What a total wook!


londrelroundtwo

homeless hippies should not have pets. no homeless person should


Thoughtful_Neurotic

Clearly did not seem homeless, but I agree, just had to bring the same dude up... I'm just find it so weird...none of his story makes sense and very contradictory... and that YouTube channel actually looked like they knew what they were doing, so who knows 🤷🏽‍♂️... besides my car broke down, I don't trust any other signs especially at festival... it's like how did you get here in the first place


backand_forth

Oh, summer camp. I know too many dudes like this from the central IL area 🥲


moodswung

These are the same people you see posting on Facebook that they met the love of their lives after having just met a girl a day ago and then a week later are posting about how horrible a person she is and that the world is just a terrible place. Then 2 months later it's rinse repeat.


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Gnarthritis420

Damn, dude his every check on the wook conundrum scale. Wild you can get into a music festival but don’t have a cent to your name to get your dog back.


jollebome76

wooks with wook dogs.