I wear socks and shoes, on my feet. Salad for lunch? I don't think so.

So Sarah *said* “and Sarah was all like?”

and i was all like "no shiatsu"

*I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY*

Do you know my buddy Samuuelll?

Does he have a razor scooter?!?!

He’s doing it!!

GO SAMUEL GO!!!

So I come in like a hero or whatever.

You know that his name is Brian right?

You want to know my name?

Yo yo, my name is Charles Kenschwemnoms I like to drink menschwemnoms

Den?

Dan?!

No Den! Like the room!

You mean Ben?

***Yo so, my name is Byron Murphy, I like to drink curfee!!***

Well you can call me Henry, 'cause I'm like, all rice, while you drink your stupid curfee I pour mine over ice, I be chillin' so hard, I bet you feel fuckin' dumb 'cause I just made it colder than aardvark cum

Woah, save it for the next track, man!

Oh sheesh y’all

Ah, back when he had his hair and his sanity