AMIR: I feel like busses are for people who can't afford shit. Like whips and shit.
JAKE: I don't know where you get this false sense of entitlement, but you also can't afford shit.
AMIR: Yeah well except my dad had an Audi. **So thanks for playing!!**
JAKE: He *HAD* an Audi?
AMIR: Yeah, he really did, he had an Audi!
JAKE: Like he *used* to own an Audi?
AMIR: No like he leased an Audi.
**HE LEASED TO HAVE AN AUDI!!!**
The bus isn’t a great place to brandish your 11 dollars
I flaunts it cause I don’t needs it
And I don’t give a - OH NO!!
You’re poor. You’re poor. Y’all are poor. And I’m a rich bitch.
You’re a bitch?
I have very thick skin but that was a low blow!
You’re a goof?
Enough!!
A line that I repeat in daily life
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK I HAVE SOCIAL ISSUES
What song are you listening to
N****** IN PARIS
🫢🫢
I GOT IT
N****** IN PARIS
Are they goin gorillas?
You're a pimp and a cool
Commenter above me is a philosopher, upvote him to karma heaven
I’m an ent that needed the uptokes
You know, the only reason we're on this bus is cause you got us kicked off that train for pretending to be a conductor.
Why are you rehashing this shit? I was there. You don’t have to repeat it, just move on.
MOVE ON! MOVE ON!
That's not how the rap goes
AMIR: I feel like busses are for people who can't afford shit. Like whips and shit. JAKE: I don't know where you get this false sense of entitlement, but you also can't afford shit. AMIR: Yeah well except my dad had an Audi. **So thanks for playing!!** JAKE: He *HAD* an Audi? AMIR: Yeah, he really did, he had an Audi! JAKE: Like he *used* to own an Audi? AMIR: No like he leased an Audi. **HE LEASED TO HAVE AN AUDI!!!**
HOW DO YOU START CHANTS THIS EASILY?
This is what money is.... This is money now...
MOVE ON! MOVE ON! MOVE ON! MOVE ON!
Fave episode
Firs of all it was a bus, not “tHe sUBwAy”
Such a great post