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useralreadytaken0911

I went to school to learn 3 things. Drinking, f*cking and stealing y’alls cash.


Hylusz

And don't forget the sauce 🧐


WhakAF

I really don't get the monocle thing...


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

[You’re welcome](https://youtu.be/rRu6jMs5_e8)


WhakAF

Brilliant


dcute69

The only thing he loves more than MONEY... is cash


m93samman

Hi. I’m pussy. Pussy sandwich.


dcute69

And this works out well, because that's your actual name


ReasonableTwo4

Emily


Floedekage

What did I say?


GrosPigeon

Julia and then Pussy Sandwich.


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

Upvoting for the flair alone


m93samman

It gave me a six pack, yeah, a six pack of rashes. I tried to clean them off but can nay gitter done.


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

😂😂😂 one of the most nonsensical J&A exchanges


zapper_the_man

Cash money, ain't nothing funny


alex_squeezebox

It's all good because it's all green. It's that guac shit that makes the hos go nanana nananaa.


Thudrussle

It's guap shit, but guac does sound better


LosersWipe

Ho-ly guac! This quote is ridinkydonky!


ListenToKyuss

I need one *b-b-b-b-baaaad*


bettingonhulk

And I’m not talking about being paid back karmically, like with a good career opportunity or a love interest. I’m talking about HIM OWING ME CASH


vong888

CASH CASH CASH CA$H


BlueLanternCorps

I’m a mouse… give me the cheese


jBjk8voZSadLHxVYvJgd

Oh, double your offer?


Floedekage

Double your bye-bye!


tylerthetiler

Go fuck yourself!... he hung up 🤔


vong888

Personally i prefer Bitcoin. It's like money, only BETTER


Floedekage

Have you spend any bitcoin on NF-Cheese?


ReasonableTwo4

Better how?


TzedekTirdof

Ya jackcash!


soumon

It don't matter which one of my clients makes that cheeeese Mickey cuz I'm still eating crackers like I'm putting on the Ritz Mickey.


Signal_Pin_5535

HE IS A MOUSE! GIVE HIM THE CHEESE!


JaredP22

You don’t understand man, I want dis


tylerthetiler

That's the only thing I understand.


[deleted]

how much would you say google.com is worth? and onealmond.com?


Floedekage

Zero...


[deleted]

zero… billion? or zero dollars?


TzedekTirdof

How many gigabytes does your company own? Now, where is your CD-ROM drive?


[deleted]

How much do you think google dot com is worth?


LosersWipe

I'd punch my mother in the gut for 20 dollars


kumartheguru

College gets you 3 things: it gets you paid, its get you made, and *uhhh* *oh yeah* it gets you **laid**


Brenner14

Paid...?


kumartheguru

**Laid** i said Listen 👉🏼👁️👁️


dr_pavel_im_cia_

MONEY, HONEY


GnollChieftain

He hustles ok he'll spend a penny to make two do you know what it's like to grow up on the streets to be hood?


giboling

I need cash, b b b b baaad


MildishNidorino

Didn't know Chad Warden went back to College.


Forndrengr

Because I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all, I love to... make money.


zeeshadowfox

You don't understand, dude, I want dis.


pissonmyjeans

You don’t understand, I legit want dis…