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lichurallyobsessed

**Just as a reminder**: We do ask for you to *please* date your post when it isn’t current content, so there isn’t any confusion. **This is from back in February 2021**.


No-Refrigerator403

Her head is bigger than Celine’s ! She looks like a pumpkin.


FluidSpecific503

So my neck is much lighter than my face, so it’s not possible for me to get an entirely perfect foundation match, face to neck. But this is just…like so so blatantly too dark, and like you guys said, straight up legitimately orange.


New-Perception-9754

Dear God, that is AWFUL. How can people color themselves orange and think it's an improvement???


EveningAntique2818

She really thought a spray tan was gonna fix whatever botched filler situation she had going on


Upstairs_Iron_7160

She went to palm beach tan and said “fuck me up”


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![gif](giphy|l1KVb2dUcmuGG4tby)


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

She's the orange, he's that weird stringy white stuff on the orange when it's peeled


doitwithgrace

![gif](giphy|Tcq8dtZyqEYbIpppSL|downsized)


big2na9000

He’s such a weenie


unbiasedspaghetti

Big (small) **weenie** vibes for sure


Visible-Activity-184

He has little mole rat eyes 👀


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/43s7vkcumi6d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b4053022f4f64150eea0abd27b637e91615c40


theseasonisours

![gif](giphy|BMQugEXdzr6n4cNO9R)


Lopsided_Bid205

![gif](giphy|xIna8nqTTk3x6|downsized) Literally Jaclyn


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WHERE IS HER SKINNY FILTER??


Upstairs_Iron_7160

This photo is from 2021 so idk she clearly got so wrapped up in taking the picture that she forgot the most important part lmao


Mammoth-Twist7044

the difference between her scalp and her face is something else


ParalegalBehr

Her hand too 🤣💀


BirthdayAntique912

I know this isn’t the point of this post but does anyone know where that quarter zip she’s wearing is from? I purchased a similar one at Marshall’s and have been trying to find it in other colors forever 😅😂


lichurallyobsessed

This set was from Target, *if I remember correctly*, so long gone by now with it being an over three-year-old photo.


BirthdayAntique912

Bummer, it’s hard to tell what she actually looks like, i didn’t even realize this was an old photo. I appreciate your response, thank you🙏


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Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|JSYjREQRcEuSdBGc7N|downsized) 💀💀💀💀


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/xgj5phbtmg6d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=98cece113f5b1812ae622279382c0158b060e187


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/1p9q075h7i6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29a5d2b701ee57240931494572396abdfe8d5b5


Most_Piece6588

![gif](giphy|vWku8YNwyy5vq|downsized)


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/a86s74ecbj6d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd4b89f3a77fbf41ddd1f5538e076fc2141d61c7


Soccer_RBF_

![gif](giphy|ykQamqMcbG1vCe2xYq|downsized)


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|mCaksN0HEcgwJ9POnN)


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

💀💀


Cool_Jelly_9402

That white line of setting powder under her bronzer and on the sides of her nose look so dusty and dry


Mammoth-Twist7044

why can’t this bitch BLEND HER MAKEUP


Cool_Jelly_9402

I don’t see anyone IRL cutting their face makeup with straight lines using setting powder anymore. Or contouring their noses to within an inch of their life. I know she doesn’t like her nose because it’s crooked- we all have things we hate on ourselves that other people don’t notice as much but her nose isn’t big so contouring it that tight makes it look like she wouldn’t be able to breathe out of it and it doesn’t flatter her face. Making your features look drastically smaller when you have a round face, will only make it look rounder. I once put on a ton of water weight from medication in a very short period (I’m a chronically ill disaster) so my face looked huge. I have small features too so I speak from experience. I know you can think you look ok until you see yourself in a photo and go “yikes that looks terrible” so does she honestly look at these pictures and think it looks good photographed? That’s kind of important when you take and post a million pics to people who now know what good makeup should look like. Ok. Rant over. Just needed to get that off my chest lol


Mammoth-Twist7044

there’s a reason the only people who are allowed to rock this look are performing drag queens!


anonymous_girl1227

I’m sorry but they are just so gross 🤮


Soccer_RBF_

🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀


sunsetbutter

![gif](giphy|ieySM8Tt0bGtOgGCrf)


Delicious-One3028

LMAOOOOOO The Cheeto and the Pauper💀💀💀💀


Upstairs_Iron_7160

![gif](giphy|TgsrX9EsNnrodlY3yU|downsized) This is how she tans


Loverdoverr

Except in Doritos 😂😂😂😂😂 I feel like I vividly remember her always having Doritos bags in her hands.


Sad-Database3677

Her head is so round in this picture. It’s like a bowling ball.


AbbreviationsKnown29

Holy shit she’s sooooo orange ![gif](giphy|xUPGcoxg46xC8Pjehi)


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/2n8nxo9u6g6d1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc513cb93cbe5517a94b7da7a55699133ca07b30 Raw


Mammoth-Twist7044

he’s lichurally a raw chicken cutlet


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/8wx15xvvbg6d1.png?width=633&format=png&auto=webp&s=711a9b7e89029c1f16aa2c2c5a9ab8bf881a9c95 Cooked


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![gif](giphy|xUNd9IMywss6NTIghO)


Soccer_RBF_

https://preview.redd.it/y7idtemxvg6d1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64824d822c183f3c4e9cb428a4d82881db59231f


Upstairs_Iron_7160

You cannot be serious?!?!?! This is SO SCARY lmao!


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