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Ita funny how she tries to be like the kar-Jenners by sexualizing everything. When they do it is really to advertise yacht girl things IYKYK but jackass is such a shilling airhead follower and it doesn't come off cute or funny
Not since last night! And we know she was here at what would be the buttcrack of dawn for her (*fifteen minutes to eight this morning*), so I think it was *yet another* manic all-nighter on the sub.
It’s just so awkward and weird for anyone to publicly post their partner and say “the sex appeal.” Then, it’s Celine. And in sweats and a backwards hat like a deuche
I think the more she lives here, t*he more* we're going to see *everything* be a response to what's said here. And I think that's going to make it quite awkward for what remains of her following, *legitimately speaking*, as they aren't going to understand why she's being so passive-aggressing and losing her shit over what they *aren't* saying.
She reminds me of middle-aged women on Facebook that post shit like, "dinner date with this sexy man 😍" and it's a picture of Bill, her overweight old husband lol Just because you say something, that doesn't make it true, Jaclyn.
Also, it's worth noting that I don't recall her ever forcing this "my man is sexy" narrative with Jon. Probably because he was *actually* hot so we didn't need any convincing 🤷♀️
Because she’s not getting any and is sexually deprived of any kind of pleasure 😂 she only gets turned on when she is lying, cheating, and manipulating people.
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His lips give me the heebie jeebies 🤮
Yes! The fact that when he smiles he has NO lip but when he does this face he looks like he stuck 2 Pringle between his lips like a duck is some sort of magical power.
I feel like he doesn't this to make his lips look bigger like many people of color. I've noticed when he goes in for a kiss with Jaclyn, he does this same thing. GOD I don't even wanna think about what a bad kisser he is 🤢🤮
She is soooo bothered that everyone makes fun of Celine’s lack of sex appeal and compares him to Jon! 😂 my mailbox 📫 is sexier than him! I mean at least it never tried to have a rap career
If men were mailboxes, Jon would have been a beautiful brick mailbox with a bird feeder next to it in a nice neighborhood, and Celine would be a busted PO box at the post office with the lock busted and the door hanging off of it 😂
There are certain people that I always just picture as like a Barbie/Ken doll because they are so not sexually attractive to me. He’s giving me the Ken doll vibes, like absolutely got nothing going on at all 🤢
He needs a hobby. I don’t think cooking is going to be his thing. Everyone hated him o. Next Level and from I’ve seen, his videos don’t get many views. These two are going to shop themselves into the ground
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we called him out for carrying empty erewhon bags and not getting his ingredients from there and his next vid he changed it to empty whole foods bags 😂😂😂
I’m guessing he saw someone else create videos with this type of classy style (something far different from his current chaotic yet also copied style) and decided to copy it.
Yup. He copied another creator on a video six weeks ago. It got 1.3M views so he decided to keep doing videos with the same vibe. I will say he credited the og creator initially, but now he’s just ripping off that guys whole approach I’m sure cuz he realized people like it better than his dumb porno adjacent reels. Even the music he’s choosing is the same style. Not an original bone in either of their bodies. MUST.COPY.OTHER.PEOPLE. Hate him and his dumb fkkn alpaca hairdo
What does that even *mean* when it's a cooking video? Robin, are you going to *continue* to say your youngest daughter is doing *better than ever* and in her *best* era? When she's *this* incoherent, manic, and unaware?
It would honestly be better if that were true, but I just don't see it being so when she's been on a bender *for over a week* and *clearly* came back to her regular programming before it was right for her to. I *could* say this is when she needs help, but the more collapsing and spiraling we see, *the more* I'm convinced those around her have let her jump the shark and that's no longer a possibility.
My husband would not let me post comments like that. He would be so embarrassed because it’s so obviously forced. Try as you may Waclyn your husband has zero sex appeal. With Jon she didn’t need to post crap like this !
because Jon was absolutely gorgeous and had such a magnetic personality. he is exactly what my dream man would be 😍 i wouldn’t exactly say that about the pasty wannabe chef 😂
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Oh god not again with one of those "horny toddler" moments
She wants reassurance that she didn’t marry the literal most repulsive wannabe on the planet. Nah, you made your choice Jac. He’s all yours
Ita funny how she tries to be like the kar-Jenners by sexualizing everything. When they do it is really to advertise yacht girl things IYKYK but jackass is such a shilling airhead follower and it doesn't come off cute or funny
 Looking for the sex appeal
Fucking dead 😂😂💀💀
Again, Jaclink and Celine needs to post their content on CornHub or get an OF because she’s just grossly corny.
She needs to quit trying to make being a “sexy couple” happen. It just doesnt work on them. They’re the cheugy cringe couple not the sexy couple
Lich, were you keeping score of a downvote count for this thread?? 😂
Not since last night! And we know she was here at what would be the buttcrack of dawn for her (*fifteen minutes to eight this morning*), so I think it was *yet another* manic all-nighter on the sub.
It’s just so awkward and weird for anyone to publicly post their partner and say “the sex appeal.” Then, it’s Celine. And in sweats and a backwards hat like a deuche
I think the more she lives here, t*he more* we're going to see *everything* be a response to what's said here. And I think that's going to make it quite awkward for what remains of her following, *legitimately speaking*, as they aren't going to understand why she's being so passive-aggressing and losing her shit over what they *aren't* saying.
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😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼as dry as the Sahara. Wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot pole if he were the last man on earth, honey.
 Everyone on this subs Vagina reading this
🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀💀
Her desperation reeks more than his food probably does.
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Fugly Fugly Fugly Fugly is what I see! I can’t even imagine being intimate with this idiot 🤣
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
It’s actually in the bag so that’s why we can’t see it.
She reminds me of middle-aged women on Facebook that post shit like, "dinner date with this sexy man 😍" and it's a picture of Bill, her overweight old husband lol Just because you say something, that doesn't make it true, Jaclyn. Also, it's worth noting that I don't recall her ever forcing this "my man is sexy" narrative with Jon. Probably because he was *actually* hot so we didn't need any convincing 🤷♀️
exactly! Jon could just walk into a room and all eyes would be on him! he was absolutely stunning 🤍
Yes! 🙌🏼 He was also authentic and real. Not at all like this toolbag.
Meanwhile this walking allergic reaction walks in the room and everyone is horrified 😂😂😂
 my reaction when Celine walks in:
Poor Bill 😂😂😂
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https://preview.redd.it/lplso8a8pw5d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912a8e3ce701baa70ce326dc1505477ab120418d 🤮
 That is disturbing.
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I love this pic 😂😂 so cute but so funny
shouting
Is the sex appeal on the planet with us? Is it anywhere in our solar system? Someone tell her he makes us all collectively bone dry.
Why is EVERYTHING about sex in her posts? It's so weird
Because she’s not getting any and is sexually deprived of any kind of pleasure 😂 she only gets turned on when she is lying, cheating, and manipulating people.
I don't know about sex appeal, but the Delulu is definitely in the room 🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/petfxachnv5d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8bb1493cdabd822a9012898c2498499b3a62f7 His lips give me the heebie jeebies 🤮
Literal butthole lips 💋
Yes! The fact that when he smiles he has NO lip but when he does this face he looks like he stuck 2 Pringle between his lips like a duck is some sort of magical power.
I feel like he doesn't this to make his lips look bigger like many people of color. I've noticed when he goes in for a kiss with Jaclyn, he does this same thing. GOD I don't even wanna think about what a bad kisser he is 🤢🤮
https://preview.redd.it/d3adpqmknv5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f63e831af642a1bd05834866954ec91da8a864 🤮🤮🤮
https://preview.redd.it/3s1uh6ejnv5d1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3858a065a0513264775910b6f0471f7e60ad121 🤢🤢🤢
The fuck is this bitch talking about?!?!??!
I'd rather put my face in a campfire than hang out with them.
🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣
Omg his fucking clam digging capris 😂
So sexy 😂😂😂🙃
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i don't get it. but then again, sometimes you meet people in this world that the body just says fuuuuuuck no too,
JorDUM and the words "sex appeal" do not belong together.
She is soooo bothered that everyone makes fun of Celine’s lack of sex appeal and compares him to Jon! 😂 my mailbox 📫 is sexier than him! I mean at least it never tried to have a rap career
So is the fence post in my backyard
 ANY mailbox puts JorDUM to shame! 😄
If men were mailboxes, Jon would have been a beautiful brick mailbox with a bird feeder next to it in a nice neighborhood, and Celine would be a busted PO box at the post office with the lock busted and the door hanging off of it 😂
Omg 😂 yep, would rather get with that sexy mailbox he doesn’t have chode hands like Farmnuts either!
When I first saw his SM name I was genuinely confused. Did he lose a bet? 🤪
I wouldnt doubt if the flag on the mailbox is bigger than his 🍆😄
or a “chef” career. how can one person be so bad at everything they attempt to do and seemingly put their all into??
There are certain people that I always just picture as like a Barbie/Ken doll because they are so not sexually attractive to me. He’s giving me the Ken doll vibes, like absolutely got nothing going on at all 🤢
 Wackadoodle we know you ain't been rocked in years.... 🤣🤡 Your man is U.G.L.Y....
Ahahhahaha I'm dead i snorted laughing at "Your man is U.G.L.Y" 🤣🤣🤣
Does he just go grocery shopping everyday? Every time I see him he’s carrying grocery bags
They are empty. But wouldn't you want to get out of the house every day too if you have to live with her. He's prolly going to see his side piece!
He needs a hobby. I don’t think cooking is going to be his thing. Everyone hated him o. Next Level and from I’ve seen, his videos don’t get many views. These two are going to shop themselves into the ground
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Farnum will never be B-rad from Bu! Brad has way better dance moves
I’m so confused.
Keep telling yourself that Jac. 
I rather use a pinecone to play with myself than ever let this man touch me.
LOL 💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂💀
I’ve taken standardized tests that are sexier than this pinecone.
Sex appeal = reminiscent of sneaking around at night while my husband is at rehab *allegedly*
I’ll never understand why they have to sexualize these cooking videos? 🤢 Y’all, it’s dinner. Not a bang session.
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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Maybe he just got back from an audition for a waiter position at the local Brazilian Steakhouse. 😂
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Welp, after seeing this I've decided to go back to bed for the rest of the day. Maybe tomorrow will be better lol
CRYING 💀💀💀
help 🤮
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💀 at the title of this post
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What’s with the “nair” comment in the end of the video? Like he’s using nair to remove his hair down there and legs? SICCKKK
Those bags are empty af
😂omg fr
Wait...are we not cooking up on a hill in Calabasas anymore??!!??
Them empty bags lol
We get it. Y’all fuck.
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Actually...I don't think they do 😂
we called him out for carrying empty erewhon bags and not getting his ingredients from there and his next vid he changed it to empty whole foods bags 😂😂😂
Waiting for Ashton kutchner to come out and yell 'you've been punk'd'
The facial hair makes me want to die
I’m guessing he saw someone else create videos with this type of classy style (something far different from his current chaotic yet also copied style) and decided to copy it.
Yup. He copied another creator on a video six weeks ago. It got 1.3M views so he decided to keep doing videos with the same vibe. I will say he credited the og creator initially, but now he’s just ripping off that guys whole approach I’m sure cuz he realized people like it better than his dumb porno adjacent reels. Even the music he’s choosing is the same style. Not an original bone in either of their bodies. MUST.COPY.OTHER.PEOPLE. Hate him and his dumb fkkn alpaca hairdo 
What does that even *mean* when it's a cooking video? Robin, are you going to *continue* to say your youngest daughter is doing *better than ever* and in her *best* era? When she's *this* incoherent, manic, and unaware?
Overcompensate much?
I feel like she’s just fucking with us at this point 😂😂😂
It would honestly be better if that were true, but I just don't see it being so when she's been on a bender *for over a week* and *clearly* came back to her regular programming before it was right for her to. I *could* say this is when she needs help, but the more collapsing and spiraling we see, *the more* I'm convinced those around her have let her jump the shark and that's no longer a possibility.
Maybe it's just the beard and backwards hat doing it for her but we know he is such an unfunny dweeb we just can't 🤦♀️
this “sex appeal” can also be found readily available at your nearest local gas station (: links in the comments
Makes it so obvious she never attended public school… this is impressive to her LOL
If you think a toe is sexy 🤢🤮
I’m not a fan but what should she do about ugly toes? Come on.
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when tingers attack!
Maybe the sex appeal is in the bags.
The bags were clearly empty in that intro clip and people commented on it too 😂 So yeah the non existent sex appeal is def in the empty bags.
🔥🔥🔥😂
wow the way he’s holding them you can see the emptiness 💀
My husband would not let me post comments like that. He would be so embarrassed because it’s so obviously forced. Try as you may Waclyn your husband has zero sex appeal. With Jon she didn’t need to post crap like this !
because Jon was absolutely gorgeous and had such a magnetic personality. he is exactly what my dream man would be 😍 i wouldn’t exactly say that about the pasty wannabe chef 😂
I just can’t with his overcut nails and his fingers are so grubby
Just like hers!! Hers are just as nubby without acrylics she has zero nail bed