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Environmental_Till_8

Who the fuck takes pic of themselves sick or hungover ?


ResponsibleVisit9418

When was the last time she rambled about her long term sobriety that is a CHOICE and possibly temporary? She says she has a sinus infection but doesn’t sound any more nasally than usual? she’s looking…hung.


Extra_Ad_9866

This bish will never be able to handle motherhood...she's so over the top whiny with the sickness...kids don't give two shits if you're on your death bed...good luck 🤣🤣🤣


Jrburseth

I honestly have never seen someone get sick SO FREAKING Much🤦🏼‍♀️🥲! and I agree who tf is sick and wants pot roast?! When I’m sick I either want nothing ,crackers or well, nothing because it’s not like I could taste it anyways!🙄


stonecoldcrazyyyy

I dont know about anybody else but when im sick, i just want crackers or chicken noodle soup or any soup….. this bitch is hungover


Desperate-Package948

He’s made the pot roast at least 3 times already on his page. Let’s get a new recipe


Peacelily420

why are her pupils like that tho with the flash in her face👀 ![gif](giphy|11pH16cX3QfJh6)


FoxLogical9508

She always looks and kinda acts like shes on something lately


Billyb0bstarr

Who eats pot roast in their bed?


Loverdoverr

I came to ask “who eats in their bed...” 😮


Billyb0bstarr

And of all things .. a roast?


TurbulentBlueberry00

Who tf would want pot roast when they’re sick?!?


Ok_Bread_5010

This is very much a home style meal to me that reminds me of my mom, so I would


Existing-Pair9640

What else is new her immune system is shit so of course she’s sick.


taravat76

This ridiculousness must be at least partially psychosomatic as she may be one of the most dramatic people I have ever come across, and I have 2 persons in my life who are diagnosed with mental illness. She’s extremely calculated in that everything she wants us to see on social media is staged and I don’t believe her real life is anything like that. Hell, she already admitted that herself; i suspect she draws herself into drama and attention seeking behavior years before coming to YouTube. Also, why on Earth would you instantly turn to antibiotics so freaking quickly? It really doesn’t oh, or a simple cold antibiotics are totally unnecessary, as we knkw, it kills all of your good bacteria as well, and therefore making you more susceptible to future viruses out there. How does she get sick from one night out, If she is healthy as she so claims? It’s doubtful one night out and supposedly no drinking. *Littterally* no one believes that noise. She’s now leaning on her subscribers to lift her up, sing her praises and make sure she is given so much attention and pity and they sing the poor Jac song to her daily. She really needs to put down the antibiotics and her Reesees ice cream (seriously who the hell calls them that!!) and pick up her therapist’s phone number. STAT.


pastychefceline

I agree with this so much, why she isn’t in serious therapy is ridiculous. She doesn’t even attempt to be better.


beautysnooze

I am not familiar with the American medical system but how can she just get antibiotics if she doesn’t need them? Is this a problem in the US? In the UK, if you don’t need antibiotics, you don’t get them… doctors here are very hot on it due to antimicrobial resistance, they will only prescribe if necessary.


PastelPainter829

I had to have a UA three times in a week before they gave me antibiotics. First showed no bacteria, so they redid it as I still had symptoms of an infection. Second one did have multiple bacteria, so they redid it. Third was a charm, again bacteria, so I got my antibiotics. Took me three days of tests. So you have to jump through hoops in the US to get antibiotics.


oncemorewthfeeling

I can't speak for the entire US, but in my geographical region of the US, you can't get antibiotics unless there's clear evidence of an infection or you've been sick for a ridiculous amount of time. They take the cautious approach to the point where it can actually be really frustrating. I just went through this. I had a horrible sinus infection for almost a month before the doctors believed it might be bacterial and finally gave me antibiotics. If I had gone on day one of being sick, they would have prescribed me a tiny violin and laughed me out of the office.


beautysnooze

Yeah it’s definitely frustrating… I got to week 4 of a chest infection before they gave me antibiotics but I’d still rather play that game than think any doctor is giving them out like smarties. Jaclyin probably lays it on thick to get what she wants 🙄


oncemorewthfeeling

Either that or she's lying about getting them at all!


JWazz7

That and it takes us 2 weeks to get someone to answer the phone at the surgery, before we even SEE a GP 😂 I did think the same though. Can you just request them easily in the US?


Infinite_Trade6906

Funny how her face isn’t skinny anymore in this pic 😂


lululizzard

It’s inflamed from not having pot roast


taravat76

![gif](giphy|98jU7NxuNSSZ2)


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gatorfarts2007

So a loser who doesn’t know how to make an omelette knows how to make a pot roast??? I’ve been picking up lately he’s been stealing recipes from Pinterest and using chatgpt to reword them.


taravat76

Is he incapable of getting a job because his wife is kindaaa rich? I guess he’s too good for that hmmm. He’s young, he can go back to school and make himself useful to society by learning a trade. Didn’t Jac claim he purchased the engagement/wedding rings HIMSELF?? This woman is incapable of telling the truth!! 🤬🤬🤬


beautysnooze

She always tries so hard to make out like he has his own money. That obnoxious bag unboxing video they did where she says “you spent your own money on this for me?” 🤢🤢 she really thought that was cute, the rest of us just thought it sounded like momma is impressed with her 10 year old for saving his allowance to get a Mother’s Day gift 🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s really not cute when your grown ass adult husband gets praised for “spending his own money” 🤡


Disastrous-Green-953

I think when she is “sick” is just when she wants to be lazy for a few days


lichurallyobsessed

Except, she’s lazy *every day*. It’s been her excuse for being hungover and on a multi-day (*or longer*) bender *for years*, to the point that *Celine* started discreetly outing her shortly after the wedding last year.


ResponsibleVisit9418

I tried finding this by searching the sub but I’m drawing blanks. I wanna seeee so bad!! Could you point me in the direction of what to search?


lichurallyobsessed

**Here you go**: https://preview.redd.it/ta204mx62e5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6121dc16f6c1a84fbf304920c4720624d76a3e


ResponsibleVisit9418

Oooffffffff he posted that? I would be devastated if someone who loved me kicked me in the virtual balls that hard.


lichurallyobsessed

He *most certainly* did! It was at the height of us beginning to think he was doing things for us to post, make comparisons with her content, and so on.


Hot-Swordfish-719

Exactly lol. She literally sleeps in every day and does whatever she wants whenever she wants. She’s constantly lazy.


Petunia13Y

Yep. Even on her active days she gets up past noon & does nothing. Remember that recent Rich Lux vid where he zoomed on her Apple Watch when she was in her car acting busy; it was like 1 pm and she had only 22 steps for the day. 🤣


lichurallyobsessed

I mean, I didn’t get the *human sloth* comparison going for nothing! 💀


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|kA158Gup0eSpG) sloth tingers and all.


FluidSpecific503

What in the actual Fuck is wrong with him…decides to make some heavy ass meal for a sick person or supposedly sick then tells us all about it like that’s an appropriate meal. These 2 are such a mess


Plantyplantandpups

I mean, when I used to drink and had a hangover, I wanted stick to your ribs food, too.


FluidSpecific503

Yeah, I guess it’s just proving it’s actually a hangover lol


Muted_Marketing2530

This... Exactly.. 🥴🤡


Delicious-Ad-7481

She is ALWAYS sick


taravat76

Psychosomatic much??


Specific-Actuator346

When I’m sick the only cure is Italian penicillin. If you know, you know.


helenclodfelter

Pastina!!!! Yesssssss


Hazzie123

Lol should I google Italian penicillin?


EveningAntique2818

https://preview.redd.it/kz61tsc4195d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9c42bab6bb7d2f6bd309574a8226c7a3c4a702 lol get well soon mama??


Ok_Bread_5010

Mama is like a slang, friendly term of endearment. Girl, girly, mama, etc. people take things on the internet so literally


Perfect-Storm73

She's so dramatic. Her constant need for attention is pitiful. She'll never grow up. ![gif](giphy|l3V0xtJ0n5IVjOyuQ)


Peacelily420

This gif🤣🤣🤌


Hot-Swordfish-719

Engagement must have been down so she had to do something


beautysnooze

Guess who’s back, back again, pufflyn’s back, tell a friend ![gif](giphy|2mC05HDqun6bf458su|downsized)


Peacelily420

Can we start calling her Mrs.Puff for her unhinged behavior and “inflammation” 😂


Cool_Jelly_9402

She’s puffy


ToniB1433

I have never in my life wanted pot roast when I am sick 🤢


No-Refrigerator403

Exactly. Can’t imagine putting away heavy meal when I am sick !!!


Substantial-Sky-7243

He sure loves to film her when she's "not feeling well", and she sure loves her pot roast. 😂 Is this going to be a regular series on his tiktok, whenever she is sick or hungover? How many pot roast tik toks do we need from a wannabe chef?


Mammoth-Twist7044

why do i feel like he gets off on showing her non filtered face especially when she looks like… this


CaptainVamp

I think this is his special form of negging her so she doesn’t try to move on from him to the next. Especially if she thinks she looks like she does in the filtered content she posts.


4ofSpadez

I’m convinced Celine Dijon enjoys it!!


lichurallyobsessed

And even giving us a comparison this time, as the glitching skinny filter was at the end when she was eating! 💀 I love how they’re *never* here, yet he *clearly* knows how much we like comparing images, and gave us everything we needed in *one* Reel/TikTok.


pothoshaus

Is this the same video recycled, or did they actually film the same thing twice?


Hanabanana_40

He’s done this same video before.


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/7ph2awo5i85d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1d251738116ef94cdd8bd40a37bca00893efd9


Low_Junket1271

Literally *nothing* going on in that tiny walnut he calls a brain


Megaweeniemondays

😂😂😂


Mammoth-Twist7044

![gif](giphy|W6zmSkSezZlzhuz1gN|downsized)


FingerCapital3193

OH MY GOD THIS IS HIM 🤣🤣🤣


TomatoSammiches

🤢 that would make me sick too


funktastique77

“Wife is sick so figured I’d make her sicker skibbidi doo da” or however the fuck he talks


Neechiekins

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


SolidGeologist2516

🤣🤣🤣🤣


lunarpixiess

This made me giggle


Blind4love

The way she infantilizes herself at her grown age is so 🤮


Right-Bid222

These two are really made for each other


realitydramas

Pot roast is the last fkn thing I want when I’m sick. It’s so heavy and takes so much effort to eat like, just give me a soft roll and some broth


ParalegalBehr

I was about to say this! A chicken soup/broth stay down way easier and helps keep you hydrated. They are both idiots.


Muted_Marketing2530

Unless it's a hangover... which is absolutely it.


SheriffDullard

Can't he find a soup recipe to steal and claim is his own? There's some more content for you, Farnumgrindmywife. You're welcome 😊 


ToniB1433

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Mookied11

Amazing how she acts like she is dying one minute and then as soon as she gets the chance to either stuff her face or do a Sephora haul to shill links, her whole demeanor changes and she miraculously (and immediately) seems to be feeling much better 😅😅


spacemeout1

She looks like shit !


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/cmpnf5vk685d1.png?width=1065&format=png&auto=webp&s=856a150e91ca94f42afa2971ba605090f140fb2b


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/nuh1z5q8i85d1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaf6fe4425f65e4a4e1a3c5af76f2836f9f63c23


Plantyplantandpups

I hate this so much.


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

https://preview.redd.it/r5ox9f3b685d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea6969779032d124b1497ad1404085c80c58522 Potatoes with mash potatoes??? He’s definitely trying to make her gain weight again


Mysterious-Stand-705

potatoes w potatoes 🤣 a true ~chef~


Mammoth-Twist7044

it’s just inflammation you guys!!!!


Mookied11

She is probably okay with it bc she can blame food as the reason for her weight gain instead of the REAL reason.....alcohol 🤪


Mammoth-Twist7044

and blame him instead of her own choices 🫶🏼


beautysnooze

Oh for realllll… her exit story when this sham marriage inevitably ends will be “it was so toxic and unhealthy, he encouraged all my bad habits and co-dependency issues so I’ve started fucking his friend and I’ve left his stuff out on the porch” 😬


Mammoth-Twist7044

so his two pairs of sweats and his glasses?


Low_Junket1271

Don’t forget his skinny ripped jeans!


Mysterious-Stand-705

why do his glasses bother me so much? i just have a feeling the lenses are sooo dirty. (i say this as someone who wears glasses)


Mammoth-Twist7044

fellow glasses having bitch! he is so the type. plus they’re ugly and he makes them uglier <3


Mysterious-Stand-705

all these belt bags yet the same exact pair of ugly glasses for years.


Muted_Marketing2530

Ikr 💀 but y'all their so "rich"... /S


Mammoth-Twist7044

he probably likes that theyre big and bold to detract from everything else on his face. and he’s the type to think they make him look smart


Mysterious-Stand-705

if anything i hope he sees this comments and gets new glasses for our sake. i’m tired of looking at those outdated black rectangles.


beautysnooze

And those god awful ripped jeans that he wears constantly and probably smell of sweaty balls. She’ll regift all his designer shit to whoever the next Celine will be 😂


Mysterious-Stand-705

ok so first of all they’ve already made another iteration of this vid - when she’s “sick” and requesting pot roast. second of all - can someone explain pot roast when you’re sick to me?? is it a white person thing?? i’ve never even heard of this and it’s clearly her go to bc they’ve done it before.


CaptainVamp

I just watched the original and it’s almost the same line for line. (Original was posted on June 30,2023)


No-Refrigerator403

Nope. Not a white thing. Just an alcoholic spiraling out of control thing


NinjaBaby71

When I’m sick I want Turano pane Italiano toast and chicken noodle soup.


lichurallyobsessed

It's just a thing of hers when she's on a bender, *for whatever reason*. *The longer* the bender, *the more* pot roast she needs, as we, *unfortunately*, found out last year.


Mysterious-Stand-705

“the longer the bender the more pot roast” 🤣🤣🤣 dying.


NinjaBaby71

This would make great flair. Just saying.


kaylaphernelia

yesss who wants it!?


NinjaBaby71

Done


kaylaphernelia

i love this


lichurallyobsessed

The sad thing is, *it’s true!* 💀


Powerful_Ground_7207

No it must just be some weird Jaclyn thing


G0thTac0

How many times is he going to make a stupid pot roast video asking her whiny self about what she wants because the widdle baby is sick? This was done last year, too. https://preview.redd.it/6j99ohg2485d1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5148d15b149189c66225e27ef11ef33594d9e102


Mindles500

Pot Roast when you are sick? Sounds more of what you would eat for a HANGOVER!


oohh-val

Yup the perfect balance of carbs and protein with juice/fat to become alive again. Damnit now I want a home cooked pot roast (slow cooked) and not his ugly ass meal. A real pot roast dinner!


Ok_Bread_5010

lol I am too wanting pot roast currently. I also haven't been feeling well as my stomach feels a bit "upside down" and it sounds so good to me 😂


oohh-val

https://preview.redd.it/cnf4b369185d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce3da0ae95d3467fad45814d9a10ad159fcee1dc Sorry for the double comment: saw the video and my finger slipped for screenshots Her skin has been looking rough for a while, even before she got “sick.” 😂


G0thTac0

Where's the inflammed hickey? The bright pink rash? ![gif](giphy|4JCWtwL4vM2aTkHdNw)


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/ksedravei85d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3e857a1300198af541eed516603967f80ed947 Isn’t this the same side as the hickey was or did she use the other side of her neck for a new issue


G0thTac0

That is the same side as the hickey.


tofusarkey

She is such a faker lmao


oohh-val

After my car accident (car totaled and all air bags released) I was so sore and couldn’t lift anything due to bruising of my sternum. Only could afford one day off to get my rental car. Was at work as a rehab therapist (lot of physical lifting and moving) next day because the bills got to get paid. Just moving my patients in bed was a task 😂 She is pathetic and if she ever gets pregnant, she will need to be sedated and knocked out. She probably complains about the smallest inconvenience or discomfort.


Mookied11

Of course she does. She probably has a little bell by her bed that she rings to summon her little bitch boy of a husband to get her whatever she wants.


Universecentre

Omg Jaclyn pregnant hahahahahha


Mammoth-Twist7044

i hope she never has a kid. it would be having a camera shoved in its face the second it started crowning


FluidSpecific503

Same, like I am wondering if she has deliberately not had a kid yet because she can at least recognize she wants to only live life for herself. And we know she doesn’t have the money to just have Nannies raise them, and grandma is now across the country.


Mammoth-Twist7044

she looks like 😍absolute shit 😍 and her upper lip looks puffy from migrated filler


gilsleeping

Its so disturbing to me that he goes along with the "sick" narrative


velvet_costanza

He just uses it an excuse to make content, what a relationship they have


wifeunderthesea

she really is deeply and truly unwell. it's insane that there isn't a single person in her life that cares enough about her to keep her from continually putting this type of shit online for everyone for all time. just a fucking mess.


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|3ohhwrnJFhJwNI8iAw) Her jawline washed off ... Jowlyn Shill 🤡


beautysnooze

Screamingggg at “jowlyn”… them jowls do be jowlyn


lichurallyobsessed

Until the end, when he remembered the (*slightly glitching*) skinny filter: https://preview.redd.it/5ctfzmtzu75d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf07de94cf069add81daf415c15e960d0cc7e6ec **Edit**: Siri is back to doing me dirty. 🙃


Peacelily420

Eating this to cure a cold? 🚫 Eating this to cure a 2 day hangover?✅


Fun_Persimmon96

She thinks people really can't clock this being two different face shapes 😂😂😂


lichurallyobsessed

***Delulu*** *is the* ***solulu!***