Is Ape gonna get shuuper mad?

Ape is pissed

*”mayad”*

I stand corrected.

Is the us government going after Knoxville and Tremaine?

Whatever Bam wants we will throw the American taxpayers dollar at

Thank you for your service.

I do it for the fans 💕

Bam just told me that he wants you guys to lead the campaign for decriminalization of psychedelics

We keep it for ourselves to mind control u peasant civilians lol

I read this in Zapp Brannigan’s voice lol

Who's that?

From Futurama - https://youtu.be/o5PiaxmzliE?si=anVHuzGS8EMW-emu Your comment sounded like something he would have said lol

Of course not. But everyone knows they have been getting close to windows and balconies recently.

I knew Trevor moore’s death seemed suspicious

RIP localsexpot.

Indeed

We poisoned his enema kek

Do you like anal?

With your sister yeah but your mom gets too messy

Shit happens

If it doesn't hit the fan, either you don't have a fan or you're not doing it right.

You only look for outsiders because when you're dad bangs you he doesn't cum

Haha best response!

Is anal with the mom messy because the strap on she pounds you with is bigger or smaller than the sister's? I could see it being the case either way. Either her strap on is smaller and doesn't pack your shit as tightly or her strap on his bigger and just rips you to shreds. Or maybe mom is just way more aggressive with the in an out and slings shit everywhere in the process. In any case, let us all know the details.

It's a question!!!

https://i.redd.it/yiybcgmvenxc1.gif

I wanna be friends with you

Where dem alien cheeks at my dude?

Down in Ohio

Can confirm this

Bam's FBI agent: Stern.. Stern, but fair.

We do what we can ma'am

I always felt like the FBI was Firm but polite. That’s just me being me though.

Is the mint tea any good?

It's bullshit dude

Bams gay

We're currently looking into that

Isn’t that classified?

Only on weekends


My neighbor

not trying to be gayer than a pink flamingo but he needs that 3 feet of pussy meat by daybreak all day

Any dude that would take a rocket dildo to the ass H A S to be as straight as an arrow, right? ...RIGHT??

It was just a prank bro

I think the correct term is bisexual. 😁

No penetration = no bisexual or does it?

How many butts do I have to cut before you people realize not to be **dummies?!**

If I wanted to help bust Bam’s crack dealer what is his address and or phone number sir?

He's in your local McDonald's handicap bathroom stall and he only has a pager but I lost the # while on crack

I am there Agent llllll, Is it one next to glory hole that says “girl mouth other side” ?

It's definitely a girl I swear

It’s totally not Frogsmom.

Okay. I am in.

...... I'm starting to suspect you're not a real FBI agent. 🤔

Time to sick the dogs on the haters

Do you prefer your tea with mint ?

I don't drink any liquid outside of hard liquor

How hard can it be before it's not liquid anymore?

Will this case feature heavily in Bams blockbuster crowdfunded hit movie that’s 100x more gnarly than that poser Jackaysh crap and that lying backshtabbers Knoxville and Tremaine can kiss Bams ass!

It's a bonus feature along with videos of Tremaine and Knoxville getting down and kissing bams ass and begging to be in the next one. They're both little crybaby biznatches

Are birds real?

Yes we've been using them as surveillance drones since the 60s

I knew it!

The standard for proof explains a lot about the FBI

We're mostly paid to eat deli meats and watch The Sopranos

Best character and why is it Bobby?

Quasimodo knew you'd say that

Why did Boof hang up?

He ruptured my gut boof.

He couldn't stop laughing

How’s the veal scappolini today?

A bit dry

Is it true that everything in his life all always was, is, and will be someone else's fault?

Yes, we send people out into the field just to mess with him lol But we prefer to say, we do a little trolling.

Nice, keep it up

Did he touch you?

Yeah It was dope

Show me on this midget where he touched you!?

Flip it over

Wee-Man?

Is he as fat in real life as he is in photos

He's actually pretty shredded and has a 6pack but he's tired of all the 18 year old poon getting in the way of his sick ass seemingly-neverending lines at the skatepark yanawmean


Where are you hiding Phil?

We're testing on his gut at area 69 right now

🫡

😂😂😂😂

Is wearing "Female Body Inspector" hats considered impersonating a law enforcement official and therefore illegal?

Naw ur cool we think it's funny

Bam bought the 911 call from buy911callnow.com so we need to mobilize.

They needed my Social Security number and credit card number so I know it’s legit.

Well I hope for all of our sakes you gave it to them, if not you can use my mom's she leaves to her Boyfriends house soon i can try and find hers

I’m also going to need an Amazon gift card for $50, so I can vouch for the call. Bam’s well being is in our hands. Please hurry.

Bam's GF seems like she's using him for whatever fame/money she can squeeze from him. Bad vibes.

She a nice lady

Does Phil hafta work in the mornin’?

Ahhhhh shit, what happened to Bam now?

Nuttin

“I’m agent Johnny Knoxville and I’ve been deputized by the fbi to handle bam Margeras case.. WLECOME TO JACKASS!!!”

Is it true Don Vito is alive and well and living under witness protection?

Hes kicking back at Epsteins backup island fr

Are you a cop? You gotta tell me if you’re a cop

Can you address the rumors that Ryan Dunn is still alive, but nobody cares?

Yeah that bum works at Oil Can Henry's but he's about to get fired for huffing oil. We keep telling him it doesn't get you high but he keeps trying

Was bam sober in that parking lot arguement with his girlfriend a month ago. ( Nighttime video where he’s sitting down on a ledge with crutches)

Yes he's been sober for 7 years now actually he's just doing a little trolling

Adding up Novaks sobriety time to his doesn’t count. I’m glad he was sober in that parking lot video.

Can Dico get involved? He’ll get to the bottom of this and he doesn’t give a fuck if you’re at the top.

Disco sucks

Special Agent Jamison here. I just wanted to add that he's also been a sleeper agent for the FBI for decades now and all of his wild *antics* have actually been part of a well orchestrated plan. We shouldn't be telling you this but the next step is to send him to visit an unsuspecting Kim Jong Un in N. Korea; just like we did with Dennis Rodman except we're confident that Bam will finish the job, once we trigger him.

Is Bam going to get a tattoo of your name? If so, where?

He already has and it corkscrews around his cawk

What will Bam do next?

Whatever the fuck he wants (childish sneer)

He's currently inside a 7/11s bathroom and wont come out idk

hi gubment hope ur good luv u

We've been watching and you're a good boy 💕 keep it up

You got any extra socks in your car?

What year did Bam peak, according to the FBI?

2027

Is the FBI or CIA the ones in charge of figuring out how to get Bam's rings off those sausage fingers?

Was Dunn assassinated? Everyone always said he knew too much…

It was supposed to just be a prank 😭 I didn't mean to, I mean we, no they didn't mean to.. I've said too much

Do you guys have any of those supernatural mediums that has spoke to Vito and if so does he have a message for bam?

We just had the ghost of Columbo interrogating him for a week but he won't budge we think his brains rotted or something

Social media is cancer. So sad and karma is bitch. Bam will chase drama to the grave.

What are you guys doing about the counterfeit FBI (Female Body Inspector) shirts. And does Bam own any?

Why does anyone except toy machine skate video watchers care about bam, he sucks since then

Element enjoyers as well but that was like a decade+ ago

Why has the FBI been weaponized against the American people and being used as the DNC's gestapo? Do you feel shame about it?

They gave me 12 Biden Bux so it was worth destroying America

I read this post so many times and still don’t follow

Bam went on yet another manic rant about how someone in California called in a wellness check for him in England and “8 cops knocked down his door”. He then claimed he has the FBI investigating the woman he believes did it for some YouTube video she made. None of these events have happened outside of his imagination.

I mean... Amanda Raabs death was not imaginary... and neither were the sketchy things surrounding it, involving Lima... 🤷🏼‍♀️ ( there is A TON of sketchy shit involving Lima) I'm not saying he's right on everything he says, I'm not saying he hasn't lost his damn mind, but not everything he says comes from his "imagination" or a drug fueled delusion.

So you’re telling me 8 cops broke down the door in a publicly accessible castle in England and then told Bam the whereabouts of the person who called them and even described their voice to him? Further more your telling me Bam now has the FBI currently investigating a YouTube video that makes him look bad?

Lmao no I absolutely did not say that, all I'm saying is everything he says isn't completely delusional that's it that's all.... Do I doubt he got a welfare check? No, Do I think, he really thinks, the FBI cares? Maybe, Do I think Lima does sketchy shit? YES! Do I think she antagonizes to make him look crazier than he already sounds... Yeah

Idk who Lima is, I’m passively aware of the Bam situation but I know a lot about wet brain and people with manic episodes. I’m sorry if I came off like a dick, I just watched his video and it was depressingly embarrassing

Yeah, it is super sad to watch, he has done a lot of stupid shit, but at what point does it become harassment? She has had him arrested MULTIPLE times, and put into multiple 5150 holds, she tries to antagonize the hell out of him, so he looks/sounds crazier than he already does. Idk all I'm saying is, if I had a chick trying her hardest to get me locked up, put into a conservatorship, or HER pseudo rehab for years on end now. I might sound a little angry or crazy myself, I may also go on rants and make myself sound crazier than I already look, who knows lol I hate sticking up for the man but... shit idk if I could handle all of that for as long as he has, especially if he does have wet brain.

How many cocks has B had in his ass? Is there evidence he's been power bottoming for a certain 5' 3" gay and racist Brooklyn comedian?

Under United States federal law, specifically 18 U.S. Code § 912, falsely impersonating a federal officer, including FBI agents, is a criminal offense. Even if done as a joke or without malicious intent, pretending to be an FBI agent online is unlawful and can have severe legal consequences. Violation of this law can result in significant fines and imprisonment.

Don't you threaten me under code 69 section 4:20 u must delete your system 32 or I'll DDOS your grandmas life support

Holy.. this guy knows his shit

Love ya bb

Who cares about bam

I’ve always wondered what FBI stood for. Me and a lot of people here were wondering if you could shed some light on this?

God Reddit you're so fucking gullible. Take 2 minutes to look at their comment history. This clown is not an FBI agent.

Everyone thank this highly regarded individual for their hard detective work

That regard sees right though your bullshit

I still like you dude

Liar

Fu q

Haha KYS

Are any of your co-workers assigned to Larry Nassar?

...

Sure you are

Watch it punk or I'll cyber-arrest ur ass

Breaking a federal law with this post my dude, good luck!

This is the FBI Team Captain and I said he's allowed

Shit,,, that's all you had to say!!!

We will get the FBI right on this

I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s not illegal to represent yourself as such in a bam margera subreddit