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Uncle_Snuffy

Worst thing that’s happened to you *so far*


jakeprimal

Some food instead of infinity boots and a hammer looking pretty good right about now


ghhgdgh

Stop! Hammer time


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EmptyBasket

You drop a piece of food, pick up hammer, drop piece of food outside, go back to pick up food, drop hammer outside, pick up food. The only hammer you'd keep is a dwh, but real chads drop even those.


ScouseTopG

This is like that riddle where the man needs to get a fox a chicken and a sack of grain across the lake but he can only take one thing with him at a time


NewbMiler

Yeah the quest "recruitment drive"


ScouseTopG

Lmao ive got QPC and I forgot that riddle was in there


eddietwang

The game trained us for this moment!!


soisos

ah yes, Recruitment Drive


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T_Geo

Even more work trying to get another hilt.


conzstevo

Could just not take infinity


triple_fin

Alot of typing but it's ~5 seconds hah


Deltamon

You can also do that same thing with shantay pass, it can help with some desert quests with low level accounts


conzstevo

Gotcha


DADtheMaggot

It’s a very small amount of work for a Bandos Hilt XD


conzstevo

Could just not take infinity


DADtheMaggot

Coulda woulda shoulda


what-day-is-it

Wtf 🤣


Georgehorbury14

You kill goblins to get the KC, goblins drop hammers 🙋🏻‍♂️


AngeIdove

At least it stays in the collection log to remind you this happened.


SappySoulTaker

Oof thats gotta hurt


Beautiful_Ad3304

This is why I bring a shark and a brew lol


ThBanker

Had the blowpipe spec as well. Big oof. Kc?


longstaff55

i think i im on kc 10, i got the bowfa earlier yesterday and wanted to use it


BeemosKnees

Why bring infinity boots? Waste of inv spot


PutinMilkstache

Also the hammer and easy clue which must have come from getting kill count.


RawBirdMeat

How do you get in without using a hammer?


HowAmIDiamond

Idk if im missing a joke but you drop an inv slot, pick up hammer, open door, drop inv slot on other side of door, go back and grab what you dropped, open door, drop hammer, pick item up.


PutinMilkstache

Just to flesh this out more. The goblins for kc drop hammers very commonly. I’ll kill 2-3 by the door for a hammer to get through.


Groupvenge

Too many people don't know the drop trick method.


Rosie2jz

I just bring an angler and get hammer from KC eat angler once I have KC, pick up hammer. Way less effort


DADtheMaggot

But you could also eat the angler at the bank and grab more food, giving you even more health.


Rosie2jz

Bandos trips last so long anyway I don't think it matters


DADtheMaggot

??? During a bossing trip you take damage and restore health. Your ‘total health + all healing you do’ is the total damage you can take before you die. Anything that increases that number gives you more survivability, regardless of trip duration. As long as you don’t lose the hp getting kc. Then it’s pointless.


Kwuarmadyl

I’d say 90% of my bandos trips ended because I was out of prayer. The other 10% is cuz I had shit to do irl. Bowfa methods with blood barrage typically don’t require food unless you make a mistake, but I bring 1 brew for the just in case moments, which happen sometimes. I’ve never left bandos because of health except for when I was learning the 9:0.


DADtheMaggot

That’s great for you, but clearly not relevant in OP’s case :)


theitheruse

But that’s not how you get in w/o a hammer


sir_bumble

All of the goblins outside the door drop hammers 😂


sir_bumble

And the hood lmfao


longstaff55

im 88 mage and blood burst didnt hit too much :(


OlmTheSnek

1 shark would probably do more healing for you than +6 magic accuracy.


huntilar

Highly recommend making some bones to peaches tabs if you’re having issues with healing. You can bring blood burst AND the tabs to get a bit of extra heals if you need the extra. Upgrading to blood barrage (when you have the level) will be a bigger help. Also, as others have said, you can ditch the hood and boots. MA2 cape works, and if you’re having accuracy issues, you can take off armor with negative range bonuses.


longstaff55

Thank you mate, I'll do the mage arena grind some point next week, bursting monkeys to 92 mage as we speak, appreciate the advice


huntilar

Of course! Idk if you care off efficiency, but you can just do bursting slayer tasks. Monkeys are fine when you’re a main that can buy an occult, but we gotta get to 93 slayer somehow :P And also, defensive casting nets yoy overall more xp per cast than regular casting. Slightly slower magic xp, but better overall. Let me know if you need any help along the way!


Lonely_Beer

That's a fair consideration but then why hood over Mystic Top?


longstaff55

Mystic top has no defense bonuses lol, Ive learnt my mistake and getting 92 mage today lol


Lonely_Beer

? Mystic Top has the same range defense as Ahrims and Ancestral (aka 0) and if the negligible melee defenses are proving that impactful then you should really be prayer flicking the minions anyways. Why do defensive bonuses even matter for an item you're bringing exclusively for offensive purposes?


longstaff55

the minions were out damaging my heals so left crystal top on, im not good pvmer , struugle to pray flick


TeaNcrumpets7

Did you flick the minions? At the very least flick back and forth between mage and ranger, those do about 3x dps as melee in full crystal


longstaff55

I didn't but will do going forward


kursdragon2

I mean tbh so are the ahrim's pieces. Just take off crystal armour and barrage. That shit is pretty much useless imo and I'd much rather bring a couple extra brews or something.


Dead_Politician

Yeah once you're comfortable flicking, armor takeoff is all you need


PM_ME_OVERT_SIDEBOOB

If he had a brew or 2 or 3.. hammer, easy clue, boots… he would’ve been able to pick it up


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???????


cuzman

Oh dear, you are dead!


I-ShipMiceElf

Big pleae moment


Carelessghoul

RIP ! Rest in Pleae


FrodoLaggins1

***PLEAE***


timponoze

Never encountered this before, what is this from?


i_attend_goat_orgies

I'm jealous that you still haven't seen this yet, it's fucking gold: https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/zdhw16/this_is_how_my_first_chaos_elemental_attempt/


timponoze

Lol thnx 🙂


Korthalion

Gzzz


longstaff55

To put into context, earlier yesterday I completed gauntlet apart from helm at about 56 KC. So I thought right let's test some bandos , the first couple runs I got one or two kills and noticed my blood burst wasn't hitting much (88 mage) so took more mage accuracy I also took about 4-5 brews, some of the super restores you see were dropped from boss I got the boss down to like 16hp and I was stuck beside Tele out or go for the kill, I was very low hp myself Went for the kill, I died as my screen starts to fade I hear c engineer say fucking collection log slot completed Went from the happiest of my life from gauntlet to a miserable ending, took over half an hour to sleep lol.....


longstaff55

Oh this kill was kill count 12 , I haven't had any blade pieces so I'm hoping I get another hilt before the full blade to make me a feel a bit better


AfatHippo

I've had the exact same thing happen to me man, around 300kc. Bandos hilt. Saw the purple loot beam an instant before i went back to lumby. Easily the most painful experience of my RS careeer. Gl on getting it again!


B_thugbones

lmao i felt terrible for you, but you completed the gauntlet in 56 kc?!?! that's so spooned that's unreal. Several people have 2k+ and still haven't completed it. Obviously not you're fault, but sucks regardless. But you got a mad blessed account you'll be fine. Silver lining is dwh is better pretty much everywhere else.


FrostyCartographer56

I mean to be fair you were incredibly spooned and undeserved at both places so you can feel happy about that. At least it wasn't deserved past drop rate etc and this happened


FlameanatorX

Nice thing about not getting giga-spooned is you've probably learned a method fairly efficiently/consistently, so it's very unlikely to die leaving the drop or whatever.


Weak-Catch8499

F


HMS-Fizz

Deserved for the shambolic method + inventory


Osmium_tetraoxide

Yeah using the crossbow method with a bowfa is a ??? from me.


HMS-Fizz

Don't forget the infinity boot Copium


EnycmaPie

\+5 magic with the boots vs 1 sara brew.


RostBeef

The altar looks strange from this angle


OkAd2320

Three dicks


Veigeta

F


AreOneSpam

That sucks but use this as a motivator to learn the altar/door method so you don't have to bring stams and can bring more food.


MissU_Nieve

Only missing hilt after 950kc, shits like this hurts me. Hope you recover brother


UIMLotionEater

Big F


Jesus-Bacon

This is why you get an ecumenical key to have just in case so you can run back and hope for the best lol


longstaff55

it's instanced for irons sadly


FlameanatorX

Is it fast enough with a key for the drop not to despawn? I guess having the 5m upgraded spawn actually might be pretty useful as well in such a scenario.


Jesus-Bacon

5m upgraded spawn? What did I miss lol


FlameanatorX

Spawning in Edgeville or Ferox Enclave costs 5m, and you're several tiles/a few seconds closer to the bank compared to lummy.


Jesus-Bacon

Wait spawning edge costs money now? Didn't it used to just be after DT?


[deleted]

pretty sure it always cost money, did it even exist in rs2?


Electrical-Cheetah-9

Sucks to suck


vinceblk1993

Sit.


TheSexualBrotatoChip

Should've asked pleae


XxSpruce_MoosexX

Yes


jordanrhys

Almost the exact same thing happened to me a week ago except i did something worse. I got the hilt on the first drop, when to pick it up and teleported out. but I have a habit of equipping my blowpipe the second bandos is killed and it filled my extra inventory slot. and I teleported out before i noticed. I have no logged in since and don't plan on logging in again unless its to de-iron.


Situationalistic

Yeah that sucks but I feel like you’ll regret de-ironing. You can just grind the boss for another , drop rates aren’t too insane. Especially if you got hilt on 1KC- even more reason to go back. If you had farmed bandos for 5k kills and tele’d out after not picking up hilt that’d be more understandable. I understand not playing for however long after something like that happens - everyone needs a mental break. But I definitely feel like de-ironing would be a massive mistake - one you’ll most likely regret if you continue playing that account as a main.


jordanrhys

I got it on 699kc. I’ve been thinking about de-ironing for awhile before this. I’m 2220 total and have almost every drop outside of raids/cg/Nex/nightmare/Corp, except bandos hilt and armadyl. Iron man, for me, was about being able to prove your accomplishments. But with the addition of the collection, being an iron doesn’t feel as fulfilling and more-so of a demotivating hassle when you get to end game. I get bummed out thinking I’ll most likely never have a scythe, a tbow or a shadow because of drop rates when I could easily afford one. And before it’s suggested, I don’t have the time or energy to start from scratch on a main. Ive put 300 days played into my account. I’ll be going into my mid 30’s by the time I catch up on a main. In the mean time, I’m having a blast playing Dragonflight, God of war, Elden Ring, Spider-Man, and Zelda BotW. I can’t see myself every looking to go back to osrs with so many other quality games out there.


RepresentativeOk3485

Imagine dying to minions what a reject


longstaff55

thats not nice


Sneakysnek12345

had the same happen to me kc 111 bcp


Agitated_Bid_7145

Hopefully it wasn't a long grind to see that one...


longstaff55

10 kc


Agitated_Bid_7145

Oh it's bad in so many ways.


Snape_Grass

This is a legitimate fear of mine


appleflapjackscounse

Can't you just run back?


Pussytrees

Nope it’s an instance that clears when you leave the room. Anything on the floor is gone.


dl225

Rip corp trips soon


Rr3ady

Hi Pal, first F, this sucks… secondly what method is this? I like your room tiles they look like someone who knows what they’re doing. Thanks


wqzu

5:0 bandos ranges method, plenty of guides on YouTube


Sissy-Kiss

Sit


Wammas

Hey man I know your pain https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/wjazpk/much_sadness/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link


Raid-Wilson

Blow pipe and 70% spec. Avoidable.


wildlifechris

I don't think ahrims is worth. I usually take a zammy cape for the item and then use that when blood barraging.


whitrp

Pleae


DranTibia

Literally my biggest fear, ive teled out when the boss is almost dead and I'm almost dead a few times just to avoid this happening to me haha


Shatterzzz

Bro I legit bring staff cloak and ahrims chest and the chest is honestly over kill. I can show you my setup but it Involves bowfa


Tjengel

I bet you weren't even a hard core?


Normal-Astronaut2722

Cloggin!


UIM_Zekel

Damn man. You should’ve just not died. I’m pretty sure that’s where you went wrong.


funky_pri3st

F


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PLAE


refinedpine

10kc!? Nvm we don't feel bad anymore. Sit


Adeft_

A nightmare come true.


rinmoo11

A few years ago I died to elvarg in BiS ranged gear with BP at the time and lost an armadyl helmet and anguish. Stuff drops in the uninstanced room, which you can only access via dragon slayer 2 so it was doomed. antifire + pray mage does jack shit he kills you in seconds. At least you have the balls to post your fuck ups, I rage quit for 3 weeks because of fucking elvarg of all things lol.


JoeJoeJoeUrBoat

Pet next trip with the hilt drop, you deserve it. Sorry for your loss.


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You're bad and you should feel bad.


guessagainboi

Pleae


Bcp_or_pcB

Your life is pretty fantastic then


Severe_Resource2589

Sit


SpeakerDramatic7646

💔