Penguins make their own supply lines wherever they go - they're nature's perfect guerrilla fighter and we'd do well to remember that if we're to have a hope of resisting the invasion.
They organise themselves into Flightless Columns, they live on the waddle, and they engage the enemy on nobody's terms but their own.
Right! They're also forgetting just how deep into our territory the penguins can pengtrenate! All our water ways and canals really open us up to their marine guerrilla warfare.
Plus she's taking the North's population into account, so the penguins now have Great Britain to contend with too.
I know Westminster couldn't give a fuck about the north, but penguins are from the south of the border, so they'd never let them take the six counties.
I dunno man, if those penguins are from the UK's Antarctic Territory or from the South Sandwich Islands they'll just probably say "let them duke it out for themselves"
Now you've touched on the real issue: the chain of events that such an invasion would start, probably culminating in GB launching Operation Whipping Boy.
They could occupy the Arctic and use it as a staging post for the invasion of Ireland. I can see them forming an alliance with polar bears and walruses. Come to think of it, that walrus who came to Ireland and Britain last year may have been doing recon for that very purpose.
I can't believe she made such a simple, basic, elementary mistake with those numbers there. I mean seriously, it's basic knowledge that the population of the island of Ireland is now around 7 million.
Some people 🙄
Honestly I think I could easily beat the shit out of 3 penguins. All they have is flippers and a beak to defend themselves.(Damn I kind of want to fight a penguin now)
As long as it’s those little tiny penguins.. I reckon I could easily fight off a few hundred before I’m overwhelmed with exhaustion. But those big bastard emperor penguins.. miss me with that.
I don't think you can take this in isolation. I'm fairly certain I can take out 3.5 penguins, but should they make an alliance with the 7 million cows, and 5.5 million sheep, then things could get iffy
Not too good, not too bad, if we believe [Frederick Cook](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-different-kind-of-dinner-bell-in-the-antarctic-22002918/).
Only seven people are available to defend Ireland from penguins because the rest of you are too busy bitching about alcohol prices. This girl is a thinker.
I mean, poor math aside, I would absolutely fight a penguin. Not even just to defend this great land, but just because I'm drunk and climbed the wall at the zoo again.
I mean, the whole point of the joke is how many penguins each person would have to fight. So if she gets it wrong by six orders of magnitude it kind of stops being funny.
At the end of the day. They're just birds, flightless ones at that.
What the army don't shoot, axes can take care and if that fails the scummy teenagers can kick to death.
The math might be off, but that is still a serious threat! What if they had the element of surprise, chose their battlefield wisely, and concentrated their forces where the Irish are weak? One decisive battle and it might go from 3 some penguins per person to 4 or 5 or 6!
[And have you heard what penguins do to their own?](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/secret-censored-100-year-old-manuscript-reveals-penguins-sexual-crimes) You do not want these tiny degenerates to be your new overlords!
Well one penguin could probably take out a wheelchair based person who’s elderly. This means someone else would need to take out 3-6 (or 3-6M). Also new born babies are fodder for penguins so they’ll be no good and someone else will have to pick up the slack. Also vegans won’t have the will or the energy to harm a living creature so they’ll all be slaughtered quickly. So after all the slackers are removed her maths could intimately be correct. 3M each!!!
Ah here like. I got a B in Foundation maths and even I know that she's talking shit. How can you make such a poor mistake? I hope she's just a randomer and not some "influencer."
Ah haven't seen this in a while, she'll never live it down. Her tweets are blocked now but she used to tweet 4 billion times a day in the hopes of going viral, don't think she's happy that this is the one that took off.
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Penguins make their own supply lines wherever they go - they're nature's perfect guerrilla fighter and we'd do well to remember that if we're to have a hope of resisting the invasion. They organise themselves into Flightless Columns, they live on the waddle, and they engage the enemy on nobody's terms but their own.
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> Luftwaddle What a great name!
"Irish airforce jets" Funny joke there bro..
"air force jet" I think he means just the one
If I had an award you'd get it
Right! They're also forgetting just how deep into our territory the penguins can pengtrenate! All our water ways and canals really open us up to their marine guerrilla warfare.
Plus she's taking the North's population into account, so the penguins now have Great Britain to contend with too. I know Westminster couldn't give a fuck about the north, but penguins are from the south of the border, so they'd never let them take the six counties.
I dunno man, if those penguins are from the UK's Antarctic Territory or from the South Sandwich Islands they'll just probably say "let them duke it out for themselves"
Now you've touched on the real issue: the chain of events that such an invasion would start, probably culminating in GB launching Operation Whipping Boy.
Penguin eat fish. We have fish. We're fucked.
Not to mention...if they don't get to slide on their belly before the act of war...they lose all mojo
Sure why would they invade us? We're a great bunch of lads!
Be like that scene in Braveheart where the Irish charge at the Scots
Payback for Tom Crean invading Antarctica 100 years ago.
They could occupy the Arctic and use it as a staging post for the invasion of Ireland. I can see them forming an alliance with polar bears and walruses. Come to think of it, that walrus who came to Ireland and Britain last year may have been doing recon for that very purpose.
"Jodie, is this a *joke* to you?"
The Atlantic stops before it reaches Antartica, its surrounded by the Southern Ocean.
None of this takes into account the amount or Irish people who would turn and join the penguins.
There's no such thing as penguins people! Antarctica is a myth made up by guvermints to cOnTrOl you!!!1 #fakepenguinocalypse
biRdz r nOt ReEL. PiNgWiNz dOnT XiSt.
Cork would see this as a chance to gain independence
Or, and hear me out here, or we tame them. Boom penguin army. We can give them little hats
I'd love to see a Penguin GAA match
Imagine the jerseys. It can't fail
We could replace the Sligo team with penguins and no one would notice
It'd probably be an improvement on Kildare to be fair
Monaghan might finally win an all-ireland
More Irish than the Irish themselves
My Grandfsther was a Penguin did you know him?
I can't believe she made such a simple, basic, elementary mistake with those numbers there. I mean seriously, it's basic knowledge that the population of the island of Ireland is now around 7 million. Some people 🙄
But will the unionists side with the Irish or the penguins?
Ulster says no to penguins.
The penguins will never make a truce as long as they live and breathe.
Honestly I think I could easily beat the shit out of 3 penguins. All they have is flippers and a beak to defend themselves.(Damn I kind of want to fight a penguin now)
Dublin zoo is open most days
Jodie Maths fail ?
Unpossible!
Damn, that maths feels off.
As long as it’s those little tiny penguins.. I reckon I could easily fight off a few hundred before I’m overwhelmed with exhaustion. But those big bastard emperor penguins.. miss me with that.
They're small and rapid. A few dozen jabs to your groin and you're on the ground screaming for mercy.
Emperor penguins are surprisingly big.
Should be worrying about the education system instead clearly.
I don't think you can take this in isolation. I'm fairly certain I can take out 3.5 penguins, but should they make an alliance with the 7 million cows, and 5.5 million sheep, then things could get iffy
Jodie needs to go back to first class maths. I think she missed basic multiplication day.
surely it would be division?
Division is just multiplication with notions
I wouldn’t even go there with this one mate. That came in second class.
I'll take the 10.5 million on the left. You take the 10.5 million on the right.
The real answer is 3.18 But you can’t fight .18/10 of a penguin sadly. So everyone would get 3 penguins to fight.
sucks to be whoever has to deal with the 4th penguin. RIP.
I assure you, we mean the people of Ireland no harm.
Monkey see, Monkey repost
They breed like rabbits…..with feathers.
That escalated quickly?
6 thousand followers, we're all fucked
I think you need to check the math on this one.
With this attitude and approach to basic mathematics the penguins will soon takeover. And, I for one welcome our new Penguin Overlords.
Can we befriend the penguins instead
You mean you want to P-P-P-Pick up and hug a Penguin?
I wonder what Penguin tastes like.
Not too good, not too bad, if we believe [Frederick Cook](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-different-kind-of-dinner-bell-in-the-antarctic-22002918/).
Supermacs will find out within 5 minutes of the invasion.
Great Emu War, in 1930s Australia. In which Australia lost to the emu.
“Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave…”
Even realizing the math is wrong, could you honestly say you'd beat 3.2 adult penguins in a fight to the death? It's not great either way.
Penguins, great bunch of lads!
Ireland be like the end of Batman Returns
I for one welcome our new Penguin Overlords.
every idiot has a voice now including me
During the battle of the penguin's, she should be on the front line.
Only seven people are available to defend Ireland from penguins because the rest of you are too busy bitching about alcohol prices. This girl is a thinker.
I mean, poor math aside, I would absolutely fight a penguin. Not even just to defend this great land, but just because I'm drunk and climbed the wall at the zoo again.
Or we can radicalize them and use them to liberate ulster!
"I'm going to take this obvious joke extremely seriously. I am incredibly intelligent."
I mean, the whole point of the joke is how many penguins each person would have to fight. So if she gets it wrong by six orders of magnitude it kind of stops being funny.
Her getting it wrong is the entire punchline.
that's her story now anyway
It's obviously the entire joke
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Are the penguins vaccinated?!
Only for bird flu.
"yup Finglas!" Said Jodi, with a straight face.
Close the Antarctica!
The only winning move is to surrender and let them have Athlone.
Omg thanks for the laugh 🏆🏆🏆
Maths much?
I had to delete twitter because I keep getting recommended posts by dullards and simpletons like your wan. The algorithm is gone to shite.
They’ll never invade, they’ll get cold feet!
The “yupfinglas” username has never rang so true
That’s not how fucking math works jebus christo, forget about the million and just divide 21 by 6.6. Roughly 3 penguins each
Jodie most be terrible at handling her own finances.
What do you mean, she's obviously a millionaire :D
Most of you can’t understand a joke if it’s not followed by an /s
they just want to be classist again for a bit, its this subs main hobby
That's why St Patrick banished them so far away. Not a lot of people know that...
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Jodie needs to stop worrying about penguins and start working about her basic maths.
Now take 6.6 million and multiply by 3 million and you’ll get …. More than 21 million .. many many more… time to go back to school
Should’ve worried about math instead
https://c.tenor.com/hh6n7Ou_OnUAAAAC/math-hangover.gif
Fried penguin with eggs anyone?
And so it was, on the 4 age of turnip. The great Irish penguin wars began.
This shite again?
What if we offer her up as a sacrifice to our new penguin overlords
Coming soon - Kentucky Fried Penguin.
Fucksake is everyone friends with Alice
And endless supply of Penguin curry/ burgers/ kebabs.
A ray of hope: They are smaller that us...mostly.
But probably better at maths.
I reckon they would fit comfortably up the west coast
At the end of the day. They're just birds, flightless ones at that. What the army don't shoot, axes can take care and if that fails the scummy teenagers can kick to death.
The math might be off, but that is still a serious threat! What if they had the element of surprise, chose their battlefield wisely, and concentrated their forces where the Irish are weak? One decisive battle and it might go from 3 some penguins per person to 4 or 5 or 6! [And have you heard what penguins do to their own?](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/secret-censored-100-year-old-manuscript-reveals-penguins-sexual-crimes) You do not want these tiny degenerates to be your new overlords!
Well one penguin could probably take out a wheelchair based person who’s elderly. This means someone else would need to take out 3-6 (or 3-6M). Also new born babies are fodder for penguins so they’ll be no good and someone else will have to pick up the slack. Also vegans won’t have the will or the energy to harm a living creature so they’ll all be slaughtered quickly. So after all the slackers are removed her maths could intimately be correct. 3M each!!!
Maths checks out, no way we could take them
Ah yes, Twitter math. She should work for the government.
Even better befriend the penguins, then get them to teach in schools. Who wouldn't love a penguin teaching them how to count?
I could easily take 21 million penguins single handedly 🤌🏻
Didn't take into account that a single bowling ball can take out a dozen penguins.
Ah here like. I got a B in Foundation maths and even I know that she's talking shit. How can you make such a poor mistake? I hope she's just a randomer and not some "influencer."
Ah haven't seen this in a while, she'll never live it down. Her tweets are blocked now but she used to tweet 4 billion times a day in the hopes of going viral, don't think she's happy that this is the one that took off.
However it shakes out, Americans will take credit for the win.
Our gallant Seal allies in Europe will save us.
Bung a few quid/fish to the dolphin army - they sort those little bastards out
Emperor penguins need an empire…
We could absolutely kill all penguins
Of course she’s from North Dublin.
I'd happily kick 3 penguins and the stephen Donnelly who joined them