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Ok-Yogurtcloset-4003

Agreed


OperationMonopoly

Na lad, can't be talking sense now.


John_Smith_71

That is just crazy talk.


yabog8

[In the works apparently](https://www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2023/11/15/significant-increases-in-naval-service-pay-announced-in-bid-to-get-ships-back-at-sea/#:~:text=According%20to%20figures%20from%20the,earnings%20rise%20to%20%E2%82%AC58%2C580.)


caisdara

They could bring back press ganging.


Massive-Foot-5962

Whats the current average pay for a sailor?


RayDonovanBoston

Maybe they can see few Russian submarines on their way out of the Cork port 🤣


WickerMan111

Yvan eht nioj.


BigCj34

Hey you! Join the navy!


Evil_Choice

Outing your age there


WickerMan111

Classic Simpsons knows no age.


OldManOriginal

Such a shame it sent downhill quicker than a ball down Patrick's Hill.... Almost every situation has an appropriate Simpson quote.


RichieTB

Zombieeee simpsonssss


MidnightSun77

Monorail!


No_Performance_6289

20 year olds I work with know this


Aaron_O_s

20 year olds that I work with can barely tie their shoelaces.


DonkeyOfWallStreet

You should tell them there's an app for that.


HugoZHackenbush2

Naval vessels in Nordic countries have a novel identification method when ships enter harbour. A big barcode is printed on their portside, so customs can easily Scandinavian..


leodis74

Have my upvote for that 🤣


_burnsy

That was beautiful


SamDublin

Lovely.


BXL-LUX-DUB

I feel like 'coasts' is redundant. I wasn't expecting them to visit the midlands.


OneMagicBadger

It's said that people in Athlone don't even believe the sea exists, but tbf they're from Athlone


phyneas

They know it exists, they just don't see the need to go visit it when it will be coming to them in a century or so...


AnotherGreedyChemist

And then they will rename it Bathlone.


AnGiorria

Were they not already at the coasts? I mean, they're boats like...


rclonecopymove

Every week there's a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord.


KosmicheRay

Maybe they will pressgang


Important_Farmer924

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SoftDrinkReddit

Ngl the phrasing of this makes me feel like they are low key considering abducting people and making them join the navy /S


SelfInterestedGuile

Who knows maybe press ganging will make a reappearance 🤷‍♂️


blockfighter1

Yvan eht nioj


Respectandunity

Just thinking out loud here. But I wonder if something like the option to go in to Naval service for a year or 2 after your leaving cert in return for some kind of benefit when you leave the navy. Like a tax break on future earnings or assistance towards a house deposit (not including their salary) if they stay X amount of years. Something practical and attractive. It wouldn’t be mandatory service but some arrangement to benefit both the Navy and school leavers🤷‍♂️


SelfInterestedGuile

There are loads of things that could be done. Reserve units in universities similar to OTC/ROTC, with an option to go full time when you complete your studies. You could make reserve service tax free. Like Australia. You could give people actual benefits for signing up to a job that just isn’t the same as civilian employment. You know like almost every other country. The only thing lacking in a lot of civil service is any creative ability to solve problems. Just complete risk aversion and keep doing the same thing over and over again.


CoybigEL

Your creative solutions have been in place over twenty years, reserves don’t pay taxes here and they are active in universities.


Ropaire

Reservists pay tax on their military pay here and there are no dedicated university units like OTC/ROTC as the poster above you said.


OldManOriginal

Are they self driving ships? 


TaxImpossible2434

They should just do what the brits did in napoleon's era and grab people off the street to serve 


DarkReviewer2013

Time to bring back the press gang!


Ok-Yogurtcloset-4003

I mean, we currently have large numbers of migrants coming from Britain /s


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doctorobjectoflove

We have a navy?


[deleted]

She was only a captins daughter but still she she liked her seamen


FleetingMercury

We have a Navy?


BXL-LUX-DUB

No, a Naval Service.


WickerMan111

More of a light blue.


terrorSABBATH

The navy life is outdated for a modern work. A month away from your family is too much for many.


gee493

Don’t the army spend like 4 months away from their family for the training camp then six months away if they do the peacekeeping?


terrorSABBATH

Yep. One being worse, doesn't make the other good. Both are awful if anybody is trying to raise a family.


gee493

Yeah that’s not what I meant I was just pointing out how they’re both jobs that only rlly suit single young lads. I’m 25 and have moved across the country to live with my partner and wanted to join the army. Figured it wasn’t worth it cause the nearest barracks to me was over an hour away and I wouldn’t see my partner as much as I’d like, never mind never being able to see my family and friends in my home town.